#cruisin' for a bruisin' ;)

[warm-throated]

Was listening to a hypnosis track last night and the speaker was using a few phrases to induce trance. At some point I was giggling because he was punctuating his phrases with the snap of his fingers so frequently it became a melody, but then he said his main phrase and it was like being submerged in watery static. Then, I was pulled out of it and I checked the audio file and it was near its conclusion. I remember vaguely what happened but God … that drop was so intense. I've never experienced hypnosis-induced sensory deprivation (?) like that.

I'm usually aware of what patterns the speaker is trying to make to mesmerise the listener, so it was such a pleasant surprise to be blindsided like that.

Very pleased with these results and will have to find the file again because my sleep-addled brain is my enemy.

[rivochetarkin]

CRUISIN' FOR A BRUISIN'

[atomicrow]

wemon....

[nshi-ao3]

I felt like reuploading this comic with a better formatting for tumblr! This would be after some certain dapper frogs try (unsuccessfully) to drown our boy, and he sees a golden opportunity...

[auspicioustidings]

THE POUND? THE P O U N D ?!?!?! MHAIRI‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

the thought of all three groups of men hunter good girl down is so….. wait where did my pants go?

in all seriousness though i just know the vaqueros and 141 place a bet on whoever gets her first keeps her permanently and they’ll *try* to be better, but they don’t know there’s an entirely new predator looking for you.

btw do you do anon emojis •3•?

Honestly I don't have a busy inbox generally so haven't needed anon emojis before but I can start popping them on my pinned :')

They absolutely would make the bet even if it's all posturing because deep down they are worried. You are out there not fully in your right mind because of them. They aren't bothered about you going to the police because they have them in their back pocket, but what if someone else picks you up? They can track you sure, but what if by the time they get there something horrible had happened to you? (It's not horrible when they do it of course, it's just good pet ownership).

They fuck about too much as if to prove how much they don't care and it costs them. The GPS for you is suddenly moving fast. You are in a car. Ghost is on his bike so sees it first and his heart drops out through his stomach. Not a car, a van, and one he recognises. One he used to send pets to when they just couldn't behave or he got bored of them before his good boy and bad girl came along and he lost the taste for it.

I suppose the good thing about the pound is that it's going to make the 141 look like the sweetest, gentlest owners on earth. But now he's remembering when they first got you how he told Konig all about this new bitch they picked up and how she was such bad girl. Fuck, Soap couldn't stop riling Graves up talking about how you just refused to break knowing that's his favourite kind of pet. And Gaz called them at one point before sending you to Los Vaqueros, he told them he was thinking of sending you to them.

You are going to a place full of people who have been panting after the thought of you that the 141 put in their fucking heads. Ghost isn't very familiar with the feeling churning in his guts, but then he's never been on the receiving end of dread. It's dread so bad that when he meets up with the others, he takes the collar off of good boy and tells him to get up. "Let's go save your fucking idiot girlfriend then you're breeding her so hard and good that she's too heavy with pups to ever fucking think about leaving us again".

[ceaselesswwatch3r]

despite my hatred for caleb i gotta say i have huge respect for how many high notes he hit in nothing to lose because goddman

[mango-dot-yum]

Greased Lightnin’ is my favorite song from Grease, but I can’t listen to it without thinking of:

-Crusin’ For A Bruisin’ from Teen Beach Movie and specifically at the beginning where they’re snapping their fingers

-the Starlight Express ship with the same name(or similar name I guess)

[cursedyuri]

people making ellie use aave (and incorrectly for that matter!!) in their fics… electric chair. immediately

[warm-throated]

Please, la petite mort followed by la grande mort ?? Yes ?? 🥺🥺

[peachdues]

you posted about wind and moon so I went back and reread. I’m curious to know whether Maeda will make an appearance? I’d love to see Sanemi’s reaction to him knowing what happens to y/n

Ohhh man, Maeda does appear. WAM!Reader’s uniform is a point of contention lmao.

I discussed this with Fal a couple of days ago, so I’ll just repeat what I said to her here.

When I say Sanemi almost just kills him —

Like he has to be talked down. He has him by the throat, dangling in the air. Literally.

Sanemi has a very “who the fuck cares if he dies” attitude toward him. He’s NOT happy and he’s beyond being pissed off. He’s furious.

[ivorycypher]

Portrait of Kelemvor from his living days - I know no beard is mentioned anywhere, but this is a land of make believe and I choose to believe this man didn't have time to shave often ✨️

[aelirus]

my dog now :)

give me my freaking dog man

I don't believe you're equipped to handle it.

[positively-peachy-143]

Dallas Winston is Cruisin' for a Bruisin' from Teen Beach Movie coded

[magiaveneno]

hoy mi hermano tenía un acto de música en la escuela y ya no hacen coreos de teen beach movie y high school musical 😭 se están perdiendo los valores tradicionales

[marleysfinest]

god my motivation to do well at this place is already at an all time low thanks to being pissed on at every opportunity now that it's 99.9% guaranteed I'm out of here my performance between now and christmas is going to be BARE M I N I M U M