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I’m reading reviews for the new season of IWTV (very excited. highly recommend the first season.) and they all allude to this Problem with a good chunk of the second half of the season and it’s kind of freeing to know that every iteration of IWTV will just have this inherent flaw where—no matter how you work it or how talented the other actors are or how compelling you make Louis or Armand or Claudia or Daniel—Lestat still disappears for part of the story and it kills the vibe because he is the driving force for conflict and you need conflict to make a story Go
#this has been a Known Critique of the story since the book was first released#and was a critique of the movie as well (as soon as cruise leaves the energy just plummets)#but it’s funny to see people bend over backwards to say that critics are being unfair to the show
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tbh i don't think i would even be suprised if it turned out the playbills were never even produced in the first place and were just part of a scam by spindlehorse and viv to make fans spend even more money on the merch package then they already would've w/o it by making it look like the merch bundle would have more than it really has.
yeah thats partly what i meant; i was also thinking maybe they WERE gonna make it but stuff went pear-shaped in the process and they realized too late that it just aint gonna happen, but they cant refund everyone cuz tbh they probably already spent the money
but yeah i also would NOT put it past them to have just planned this from the start, like youre saying. the super-dedicated fans have shown how easy it is to treat them like garbage & then placate them with cutesy bullshit; someone as greedy and unprofessional as v*vz*epop probably sees dollar signs at the mere thought. time for a fourth cruise this year, or a third taxidermied peacock to match the first two she bragged about buying at over $6000 a pop
#to be clear that cruise comment is not an exact figure but the peacock thing is true#hazbin hotel critical#vivziepop critical#spindlehorse critical#hazbin hotel playbill#anonymous#reply
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“Sometimes I really miss Dorian!”
DORYM NATION, WE ARE BACK
#*blasts Seven Nation Army from the cruise ship speakers on full blast*#ALSO THIS IS JOKE#NO BAD BLOOD BETWEEN THE SHIPPING NATIONS#WE ARE A UNITED FRONT#unless it’s a creepy ship#creepy ships can’t hang#critical role#criticalrole#critrole#crit role#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers
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In Our Wake (TWN - Vilgefortz/Geralt)
music: “In Our Wake” by Atreyu (acoustic cover) source: The Witcher Netflix season 3 pairings: Vilgefortz/Geralt (minor Vilgefortz/Tissaia and Yen/Geralt, Vilgefortz & Ciri) length: 3:16
summary: We break like the ocean, we rise like the tide.
physical warnings: intermittent lightning clips 1:49-2:01 and 2:28 and 2:35
content warnings: Body horror, blood and violence, child abuse, canon-typical awfulness, brief reference to suicide. Spoilers for season 3.
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#vilgefortz#vilgefortz of roggeveen#geralt x vilgefortz#twn season 3#witcher fanvids#witcher videos#witcher edits#my witcher vids#SHIP. WRECKEDDDDD.#my feelings about the show oscillate between OMG YAYY to omg wtf to 'ahaha' & back again for all the critical things i could say about it#and maybe i will manage to post some of my grompiness later#but i am living off the vibes#cruising through my feels#i wanted like 5 things out of the last three episodes and i got every fuckin' one of them#cause i knew not to expect What Could and Should Have been and have managed my expectations accordingly#anyway VILGEFORTZ BREAKS EVERYBODYYYYYY
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Finally made it to the point where I can enjoy all the cool power scenes in Loki without giving a shit about the fuckass characterisation, and I gotta tell you it’s a peaceful place to be 😌
#growth is learning that you can despise 90% of a piece of media and still really love some parts#I’m finally able to watch s2 trailers and actually get excited about it and it’s wonderful#like I could not care less about sylvie I literally just delete her from my brain like Sherlock does#and I just cruise on past the sucky plot and character inconsistencies with a smile on my face#like this is the level of pessimism where it’s all of a sudden sunshine and rainbows again#love that for me#loki season 2#loki series critical#loki series#loki#that trailer was so fucking cool oh my GOD#what was he doing in the glowy eyes scene I MUST KNOW#also him using his magic in bigger and bigger ways I’m liking it I’m liking it
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ROLLIES!!!
Also fuck FCG for doing that to Laudna again!
#critical role#cr spoilers#campaign 3#bells hells#rollies#best cruise ever#laudna#spooky queen#not super serious about it though but still#rude
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Jungle Cruise (2021, Jaume Collet-Serra)
26/06/2024
#jungle cruise#2021#jaume collet serra#Disney Experiences#16th century#conquistador#south america#1916#royal society#jaguar#Cannibalism#lunar eclipse#hawaii#trailer#covid 19 pandemic#disney+#Giffoni Film Festival#27th Critics' Choice Awards#Critics' Choice Movie Awards#Critics' Choice Movie Award for Best Actor#dwayne johnson#Visual Effects Society Awards 2022#Visual Effects Society#Visual Effects Society Award for Outstanding Animated Character in a Photoreal Feature#Alexander Lee#Claus Pedersen#Rasely Ma#Gary Wu#Lope de Aguirre#Visual Effects Society Award for Outstanding Created Environment in a Photoreal Feature
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once again. action movies are not the enemy of horror. the academy hates them BOTH even though both, probably more than any other genres, tend to actually push the boundaries of what you can do with a camera, what you can put in a movie. the last action movie to receive a best picture nomination was mad max: fury road seven (7) years ago. an action movie had to be credited with saving movie theaters before the academy would nominate another one. top gun maverick literally invented a new camera, put six of them in a cockpit, and pioneered new aerial filming techniques that had never even been attempted before. action is not the enemy of horror. turn your ire towards biopics, dramas that may or may not actually exist, and whatever self satisfied shit ruben östlund insists on cooking up.
#i’ll never love anything the way the academy loves a middling to bad biopic#also i didn’t get into this in the actual post but it’s a miracle top gun was nominated because the academy doesn’t like tom cruise#and he doesn’t like them back.#bc he decided to have fun while he still could instead of killing himself emotionally after being snubbed one time too many#during the weinstein years before they changed the rules on how you could campaign for oscars#and they know he doesn’t need them to be successful critically or financially and they do not like that. they want to be needed.#anyway shout out to him for refusing to campaign for any awards
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the bells running normaly
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and that's it for me this week anyway like i said check out my new short i'll but in the post blog but until next time is it thursday yet
#top gun maverick#tom cruise#still running#cr spoilers#live blogging#bells hells#campaign 3#critical role#is it thursday yet#wtf is up with that#shit just got real
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#contemplating the existence of loving yet uncommitted relationships. relationships of mutual convenience not romantic but still not platonic#tag talk#like. I want intimacy. I want to love and be loved. but the usual understanding of that is that you are committed. you are locked in.#taking a break from a relationship is code for “we're breaking up”. there's is no getting out without destroying the bond#I wonder if the classic Tom Cruise c love a woman but next movie she's dead“ trope could be seen as a version of that.#a socially acceptable way to love someone until you're done and then move on to the next thing.#a lot of my hookups have been a one time deal even though I would have liked to see them again. because they got too attached.#people see love and presume romance. people see openness and presume emotional connection and commitment.#if your friend is having a rough time and needs to disappear for a week. that's okay. but a partner suddenly can't.#there's less permissable distance in a romantic relationship.#why can't I do the classic spaghetti western thing? ride into town. help out and be appreciated for it. and then leave when I feel it's time#cue that magnificent seven quote that's like “cowboys are like the wind and farmers are like the land”. there are different ways to live#and social interaction is a numbers game. meeting people until you finally find someone you're compatible with.#and the more particular or non-standard you are. the more your success pool narrows. or at least that's how it feels#I know the reality is that there's more relationship diversity out there than it seems. because divergence is suppressed and hidden.#but that contributes to it being harder to find. more difficult to seek. more culturally shameful to pursue.#I don't think I've ever seen a fwb relationship in media that's not either played for laughs or turned into a romance eventually#the classic “men want fwbs and women want a committed relationship” ☠️ it's not a concept that gets taken seriously.#I just.. ugh. I feel like I'm pushing against the entire weight of my upbringing because what I innately desire is so far from acceptable#and I've unlearned so much self criticism and policing. but there's so much more to go and I just. ugh. it's so exhausting
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Totk really is on the cusp of difficulty where anything less difficult can be beaten by children, and anything more difficult requires a difficulty adjuster to appeal to a variety of players. If Nintendo wants to keep down this road they seriously need to include an easy mode
#totk#totk critical#im aware that ppl are going to say i just need to get better#but like#im good enough i do fine the game is just not designed well#and i would love to lazily cruise through this game on easy now that i beat it#tragically thats not possible#i know that master mode is gonna come out and i couldnt care less
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Congratulations to the team! ✈️✈️✈️
Best Cinematography! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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it's so funny every time people see a story comparing a cruise ship to the titanic they're like "when will we ever learn 😔" jdksnd no offense but you have no idea what you're talking about.
#first of all that cruise ship isnt going to hit an iceberg in the Caribbean#second of all if it capsizes unlike the titanic there are enough lifeboats for everyone and there will be enough time to evacuate#criticize the insane amounts of pollution or something but you sound silly when u compare everything to the titanic
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Willa Paskin (of Slate's Decoder Ring) brings Sarah back to 2005, when Tom Cruise jumping on a couch became the talk of the town.
#Tom Cruise on Oprah’s couch w. Willa Paskin#you're wrong about#podcast#podcasts#cultural critique#cultural criticism#pop culture#oprah#tom cruise
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“[Posh accent] yeah how um- how fucking dare you?” off to a GOOD START
#critical role#lioness 'livetweets' campaign 1#my stuff#started the fairytale cruise one shot!!!#big fan of Molly Ostertag and ND Stevenson so im enjoying the guesting :)
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jordan peele made a movie that said this industry and the media surrounding it chews people up to a pulp and spits them out and then wonders why they’re dead or crazy and then has the audacity to make content from their deaths and their insanity and the only way you can survive is if you keep your head down because if you just so happen to slip up if you look up look around when you know you shouldn’t the industry the media everything is going to eat you alive and I totally believe that the powers that be who do the chewing and the spitting and the exploitative death content did not like that at all
i’m a bit bummed and how little recognition NOPE has received this awards season i will say it
#nope spoilers#kind of#which doesn’t even get into the racial aspects but it’s not my place to speak on that so i defer to others in that regard#god for fucking bid a movie criticize you or be hopeful or popular or comedic or anything that isn’t ruben östlund’s slimy smugness#like nominating blonde for acting over something like the woman king or nope or even maverick is like.#oh you fuckers looooove that exploitative death content huh. marilyn & elvis can’t consent to you using their tragic lives as entertainment.#which makes it all the more fun. you love to watch an actor do an impression of a dead famous person.#since none of you would know great acting if it hit you in the face you need a real person for comp you need it to look effortful#they were never going to nominate daniel kaluuya or kekè palmer or even tom cruise because they make it all looks so easy. effortless.#they don’t look like they’re struggling to act they don’t look like they’re suffering emotionally mentally while acting#because they’re actually good at what they do. but they’re not making movies in the genres the academy trips over themselves to award#anyway the day horror and action and comedy get as much recognition from the academy as every middling biopic i’ll keel over and fucking die
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