#cruise critic

[marisatomay]

I’m reading reviews for the new season of IWTV (very excited. highly recommend the first season.) and they all allude to this Problem with a good chunk of the second half of the season and it’s kind of freeing to know that every iteration of IWTV will just have this inherent flaw where—no matter how you work it or how talented the other actors are or how compelling you make Louis or Armand or Claudia or Daniel—Lestat still disappears for part of the story and it kills the vibe because he is the driving force for conflict and you need conflict to make a story Go

[death-limes]

tbh i don't think i would even be suprised if it turned out the playbills were never even produced in the first place and were just part of a scam by spindlehorse and viv to make fans spend even more money on the merch package then they already would've w/o it by making it look like the merch bundle would have more than it really has.

yeah thats partly what i meant; i was also thinking maybe they WERE gonna make it but stuff went pear-shaped in the process and they realized too late that it just aint gonna happen, but they cant refund everyone cuz tbh they probably already spent the money

but yeah i also would NOT put it past them to have just planned this from the start, like youre saying. the super-dedicated fans have shown how easy it is to treat them like garbage & then placate them with cutesy bullshit; someone as greedy and unprofessional as v*vz*epop probably sees dollar signs at the mere thought. time for a fourth cruise this year, or a third taxidermied peacock to match the first two she bragged about buying at over $6000 a pop

[c-duceusclay]

“Sometimes I really miss Dorian!”

DORYM NATION, WE ARE BACK

[kuwdora]

In Our Wake (TWN - Vilgefortz/Geralt)

music: “In Our Wake” by Atreyu (acoustic cover) source: The Witcher Netflix season 3 pairings: Vilgefortz/Geralt (minor Vilgefortz/Tissaia and Yen/Geralt, Vilgefortz & Ciri) length: 3:16

summary: We break like the ocean, we rise like the tide.

physical warnings: intermittent lightning clips 1:49-2:01 and 2:28 and 2:35

content warnings: Body horror, blood and violence, child abuse, canon-typical awfulness, brief reference to suicide. Spoilers for season 3.

download (right-click save as): 123MB/mp4 (zipped file)

also on ao3

[musclesandhammering]

Finally made it to the point where I can enjoy all the cool power scenes in Loki without giving a shit about the fuckass characterisation, and I gotta tell you it’s a peaceful place to be 😌

[feralmamaofthevoid]

ROLLIES!!!

Also fuck FCG for doing that to Laudna again!

[marisatomay]

once again. action movies are not the enemy of horror. the academy hates them BOTH even though both, probably more than any other genres, tend to actually push the boundaries of what you can do with a camera, what you can put in a movie. the last action movie to receive a best picture nomination was mad max: fury road seven (7) years ago. an action movie had to be credited with saving movie theaters before the academy would nominate another one. top gun maverick literally invented a new camera, put six of them in a cockpit, and pioneered new aerial filming techniques that had never even been attempted before. action is not the enemy of horror. turn your ire towards biopics, dramas that may or may not actually exist, and whatever self satisfied shit ruben östlund insists on cooking up.

[courseyoulovemeyoudontknowme]

Jungle Cruise (2021, Jaume Collet-Serra)

26/06/2024

[looney-just-like-her-tunes]

I want Tom to have a role where he finally gets to kiss a man so his co-star can tell everyone Tom Cruise kissed the living soul out of him and made him see stars with his tongue.

[rainbowcaleb]

I am more and more convinced that Sam doesn’t remember anything from the 90s

[retrokid616]

the bells running normaly

chetney

and that's it for me this week anyway like i said check out my new short i'll but in the post blog but until next time is it thursday yet

[neverendingford]

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[dontthrowthewiimote]

Totk really is on the cusp of difficulty where anything less difficult can be beaten by children, and anything more difficult requires a difficulty adjuster to appeal to a variety of players. If Nintendo wants to keep down this road they seriously need to include an easy mode

[sparxaf]

9 Favorite Movies Ask Game

9 of my favorite movies in gif form:

I'm awful at narrowing things down but let's give this a try. Thank you @wardingoffevil and @luckyqueenreign for tagging me! These are in no particular order. I could barely make the list, I'm not tryin' to organize it 😆

Jurassic Park

Collateral Brilliant film, but also the only movie I've ever found Tom Cruise hot in, which says so much fucked up shit about me 😂

Sense and Sensibility

Ever After

Galaxy Quest

Dan in Real Life

Real Genius

The Matrix

The Big Lebowski

Honorable mentions: Tangled, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Terminator 2, Bourne Supremacy, My Fair Lady, The Fifth Element, Office Space.

[fangirl0917]

Congratulations to the team! ✈️✈️✈️

Best Cinematography! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[barry2018-2023]

it's so funny every time people see a story comparing a cruise ship to the titanic they're like "when will we ever learn 😔" jdksnd no offense but you have no idea what you're talking about.