#crows chattering

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fuck it

100 notes and i’ll drink more water

200 notes and i’ll reread warrior cats

500 notes and i’ll finish the next chapter of my fic

1000 notes and i’ll trying painting again

5000 notes and i’ll start that self indulgent fic i’ve been thinking about for way too long

10000 notes and i’ll tell my parents i’m trans

update: this will stop april 20th

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legend and wars: half the fandom wants to marry them and the other half fucking hates them

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have a fairy

OH MY GOD THE LIDDOLEST GUY <3333

big fan of how u drew his wings,,, wars is such a cutie sdlkjakjsdfhakj

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love you too man

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

[jainesity]

How I imagine Philza’s chat

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alright yall im bored and need to yap sOOO

last name hcs for the chain

sky: given the last name Skyson at birth because he had no parents and was thus the son of the 'sky'. changed his last name to Hyrule after marrying Sun/his Zelda since he doesn't like being reminded of the fact that he doesn't have parents. plus he just loves his wife :)

four: Smith. he works as a smith as does his grandfather and the fsa is.. dubiously canon so minish cap is really the only source i have. plus historically last names *have* been based on professions so it makes sense.

time: Lon. there aren't enough kokiri for them to need last names so he took Malon's when they got married for legal purposes

twilight: doesn't have any last name but goes by Ordon if he needs to. he's an orphan so he was never given a last name and ordon village is small enough that there was little chance there would ever be another link in his lifetime

wind: similar logic to twilight in that outset is small enough that there wouldn't be another Link, but if he needs to clarify which link he is outside of outset he uses Outset as a last name.

legend: technically his last name is hyrule cause fable + legend siblings (my headcanon at least) but there aren't enough people in his hyrule overall that he needs a last name. he's just link, but if he *really* needs a last name he goes by Alfonsson, since his uncle alfon is the one who raised him and was the closest thing he had to a father figure.

hyrule: no last name by birth but he considers aurora + dawn to be his sisters so he sometimes uses hyrule as a last name, making him hyrule hyrule when with the chain

warriors: ishida. i hc him to be at least half-sheikah so he gets a sheikah sounding last name. he goes by mintz in the army to avoid racism

wild: celandine, which is a plant that represents 'joy to come' in flower lanuage. changed it to hyrule-celandine after being married to flora/his zelda

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sky headcanons cause im bored

has chronic pain + fatiuge + asthma.

has curly/wavy hair but didnt realise until he got to the surface because of how dry it is on skyloft.

hates the texture of super silky fabric because he says it feels slimey.

is a trans man (doesn't bind, he has too much to do so without damaging his ribs).

is the largest simp ever for his zelda and will yap about her for hours on end if given the chance.

his sailcloth is big enough to use as a blanket when people fall asleep without a blanket.

was touch-starved for most of sksw because he was too busy trying to find zelda to focus on his own health (and lost an unhealthy aumount of weight due to it)

plus size.

in a polycule with groose and zelda.

he CAN cook but the altitude changes when he's not on skyloft means food often ends up overcooked / burnt

his favorite color is blue because it reminds him of his zelda

makes stuff as gifts, usually carved trinkets

[spaceishtar]

if you listen very closely, you can hear a multitude of tumblr users scrambling to be the first to post that supernatural meme announcing biden dropping out of the presidential race

[deerspherestudios]

I know that it's a bit stupid but I don't like the taste of meat since I was a child, so playing a game where someone actually cared if I liked such a common food or not made me feel oddly delighted. Tysm 😊

Aww this is honestly so sweet! I do try to keep dietary differences in mind when coming up with the food options for the game but I'm aware it's not perfect haha. But nevertheless I'm glad to know that!

[theforgottencrow]

Trick or treat

eeeee sorry for this being late!

But here you go have a treat!!

You get Slay The Princess Cross doodles bc ik you like em :3

@notagamerlol <- tagging just in case bc tumblr sometimes doesn’t notify the person if their ask gets answered

(Tumblr killed the quality ugh…)

STP!Cross belongs to @neverniko101

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write your url by only using emojis

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how the fuck do yall make friends online . talking to people???? WHAT????

[lolokisilly]

[awokennerd]

So, as we know, Misraaks calls Ikora "Ikorakel," because a Kell is the closest thing Ikora is as a vanguard to an Eliksni. So, since Crow is now hunter vanguard and since the next Episode is about the Scorn and Eliksni and Crow and Misraaks will definitely be around, I want to hear Misraaks call Crow "Crowkel."

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mel ho-ho-homosxual

i am quite quaint how hath thou doith

mel @ho-ho-homosxual

i love calling mutuals by their name + username like their username is their last name. it's so funny to me

[crowinahole]

Dude just… killed god?