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your poor little meow meow fucking bit me

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If I get 1k notes before February I'll eat a vegetable

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Yo, I've been trying to piece together what's going on with Matt and the transwomen/transfemmes of tumblr, but I feel like I'm still missing a lot of context

I know a transwoman- probably more than just one- got blocked from tumblr for posting the least scandalous transition timeline I have ever seen, but what was going after that? What's with the hammer? Did he specifically say something about bringing the hammer down, or is that a reference to the general idea of a block hammer?

Feel free to hijacked this post to explain everything

(Also fuck off and die terfs 💝)

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For the record I don't hugely wish trump to die- if he did die I wouldn't care. If he had died in the attempt I'd celebrate, more because he couldn't win the election then. I hope that he loses the election. I really do. And when I reblog joking about the attempt, it's because right now that's the only way to ensure he doesn't win. And because I believe he would wish me dead if he knew I existed. I wish his death only if it means I and my friends won't be at risk in America. If I could instead ensure he lost the election I'd go for that

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WHO HAD DUCK SONG 4 ON THEIR 2024 BINGO CARDS

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How does romance work?

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I'm deciding my gender is Gay. Am I a man? No. Woman? Definitely not. Am I nonbinary? In a way that I'm a twink with a girl and a butch with a boy, Yes

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Guys, it is March 1st. How are the Ides of March already trending on Tumblr??

Give it some time

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Glad I only got into Hollow knight in the 2020s. If i saw Quirrel when I was 16 I know I would've named myself after that mfer

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I'm sorry for all the reblogs of Baldurs Gate 3 stuff especially with Astarion but also fuck you it's my blog and I choose the hyperfixations I impose on everyone else

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Does anyone have a pic of Devastated Wyll when you reject his dance

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So, a story I kinda find funny:

Around 2021, when the Dr Suess racism in his books drama was going on I was having a conversation with my dad that somehow got onto the topic of the books.

My dad was of the belief of "Oh it's stupid snowflake liberals forcing the books to be gotten rid of"

And I tried to explain that no, it was the publishing house or whatever I had heard at the time. I really didn't care enough bit literally everything was blamed on snowflakes and I was sick of it. It was old, boring, and I was just frustrated with it, so for the first time ever I started fighting back.

At one point we start arguing about Trump, and I argued that Trump was a liar, and my dad asked (shouted) "What has Trump lied about?"

To which I responded "He won the election"

He did not like that lmao

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Apparently people just found out the name and origins of the most mysterious song in the world and honestly I'm kinda excited about that

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From V for Vendetta

I don't know who you are. Please believe. There is no way I can convince you that this is not one of their tricks. But I don't care. I am me, and I don't know who you are, but I love you.

I have a pencil. A little one they did not find. I am a women. I hid it inside me. Perhaps I won't be able to write again, so this is a long letter about my life. It is the only autobiography I have ever written and oh God I'm writing it on toilet paper.

I was born in Nottingham in 1957, and it rained a lot. I passed my eleven plus and went to girl's Grammar. I wanted to be an actress.

I met my first girlfriend at school. Her name was Sara. She was fourteen and I was fifteen but we were both in Miss. Watson's class. Her wrists. Her wrists were beautiful. I sat in biology class, staring at the picket rabbit foetus in its jar, listening while Mr. Hird said it was an adolescent phase that people outgrew. Sara did. I didn't.

In 1976 I stopped pretending and took a girl called Christine home to meet my parents. A week later I enrolled at drama college. My mother said I broke her heart.

But it was my integrity that was important. Is that so selfish? It sells for so little, but it's all we have left in this place. It is the very last inch of us. But within that inch we are free.

London. I was happy in London. In 1981 I played Dandini in Cinderella. My first rep work. The world was strange and rustling and busy, with invisible crowds behind the hot lights and all that breathless glamour. It was exciting and it was lonely. At nights I'd go to the Crew-Ins or one of the other clubs. But I was stand-offish and didn't mix easily. I saw a lot of the scene, but I never felt comfortable there. So many of them just wanted to be gay. It was their life, their ambition. And I wanted more than that.

Work improved. I got small film roles, then bigger ones. In 1986 I starred in "The Salt Flats." It pulled in the awards but not the crowds. I met Ruth while working on that. We loved each other. We lived together and on Valentine's Day she sent me roses and oh God, we had so much. Those were the best three years of my life.

In 1988 there was the war, and after that there were no more roses. Not for anybody.

In 1992 they started rounding up the gays. They took Ruth while she was out looking for food. Why are they so frightened of us? They burned her with cigarette ends and made her give them my name. She signed a statement saying I'd seduced her. I didn't blame her. God, I loved her. I didn't blame her.

But she did. She killed herself in her cell. She couldn't live with betraying me, with giving up that last inch. Oh Ruth. . . .

They came for me. They told me that all of my films would be burned. They shaved off my hair and held my head down a toilet bowl and told jokes about lesbians. They brought me here and gave me drugs. I can't feel my tongue anymore. I can't speak.

The other gay women here, Rita, died two weeks ago. I imagine I'll die quite soon. It's strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and I apologized to nobody.

I shall die here. Every last inch of me shall perish. Except one.

An inch. It's small and it's fragile and it's the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it, or sell it, or give it away. We must never let them take it from us.

I don't know who you are. Or whether you're a man or a woman. I may never see you or cry with you or get drunk with you. But I love you. I hope that you escape this place. I hope that the world turns and that things get better, and that one day people have roses again. I wish I could kiss you.

Valerie

from V for Vendetta

Written by Alan Moore.

Art by David Lloyd.