#crossover methships begone

[plumsaffron]

Miracubozos roast pt. 11:

Why the hell is Mari/bat even a thing? It makes no sense one bit. It’s one of the worst crossover ships in existence! Marinette wouldn’t last long under Damian bc he’d effing maul her like his canon counterpart? Besides, other fandoms’ crossover ships have more compatibility and consistency!

A lot of DC fans are givin’ y’all the side eye for being a pesky plague…

Even other fans of series/franchises don’t like you people, they had enough of your shit! *bombastic side eye en masse by the sane ppl*

“Ayo wtf is up with these people mixing their crap with ours!?” “I dunno man but this ain’t making sense one bit!” “Why is that thing still even around?” “Oh my god bro… it’s like the Loud House fandom again… people refusing to let it go after an infamous episode.” “They better not bring their shit on my feed! They claim to be positive folks but that’s a lot of hatred on just one character!” “Could y’all please include the appropriate tags, my user block/mute list is so long that it could be at novel length!”

I see why some to most crossover content creators seriously refuse to include that show! Cuz they know not to attract you miracuviruses! Y’all would just bombard the poor creators with your stupid ass ridiculous requests just to satisfy your sick fantasy of Lila being hurt and killed!

The miracumethheads really are that hooked by their salt bomb fics LMAO!

Ayo, Thomas Asstruc is a pathetic POS who has an actual family yet imagines Marinette as his “virtual daughter” with his ex, hence the same names. Coincidence? I think not!

Oh my god even the Gacha content creators are doing ML salt! I can excuse a lil cringy fun, reaction type or even a meme/music vid but the infamous “abused child” plots for canon characters with already stable families irk me to no end!

Once again, you’re wrong about me.

Our franchise has so many sponsors and rewards.

Haven’t you seen that we’re number 1 in ratings tv events, number 1 on netflix in 2020, 170 million products sold, and so much more.

We’re going beyond Buzz Lightyear.

(Enough of that disaster of pretending to be Tommy game.)

Anyways...

I have no clue why they why that Mari Bat Meth fic/ship thing exists. I suppose it’s the curse of losers with their shipfuel and probably people hating Marinette’s friends/enemies. Whatever they feel would empower/free/satisfy Marinette, I suppose, and strange romance. They must love creating counter productive crap.

Them to do whatever it takes and spread their plague across other series so they can make believe they regained sanity somehow.

Sometimes I wonder, why is it so hard for people to let go of something so simple? The pleasure of snorting salt fics. Making infamous episode(s) out to be like they were such things put them on life support. Seems so many have no life or nothing better to do or look forward to doing.

And then losers giving themselves some Lila illness fetish/kink or granting themselves something rattling in their ears or mind known as Lila Tinnitus Seethe Disorder as excuse to fling or seek cruel and unusual punishment (worse is I know 3 more characters that go do this crap)

Yep miraculous salt methdemic infecting gacha life too.