#crookd

[bugisbonkerz]

morning peepers for no particular reason (i didn’t kno what to put on the mug)

[ellerywithablog]

my dorrmiate started playing happy hannukah by matasyahu in support of rosh hashanah and thats very much a ‘he’s got the right energy !!’ moment

[ratintank]

FanCharacter!

Blackarms Queen - Black Arm.

Yep, that's her name - Black Arm. The thing is - In RWAU, the "Blackarms" originally were "Black Arm's", and, beside Blackarms and their queen, there's four more alien families from the same "tree branch" - Bluetongues, Redeyes and two unknown at the moment families. And yes, their names also is misunderstood queen's names.

Okay enough if this, let's talk about our ultimate alien mom.

Blacky (I'll call her that for short) have two forms:

"mother form" - the one that let her produce eggs. In this form she can't move at all, but, she's also don't need to - Why should she if she literally can make her hive to do whatever she's wants to. She's also very big in this form... Like, she's GIGANTIC... I'll try to draw her in her mom form soon.

"Mobile form" - the one on the picture. Small (half head taller than awarage mobian), fast, mobile. She use this form if she's in trouble and need to ran away or if she's just moving her colony to another place. She's also strong and deadly as any other blackarm, she is still have her "hive-control" powers but she's enjoy doing stuff by her own.

Her nature in four words: Love playing with food (plot twist - you are the food)

[babynarwhalshinyeyes]

Them: Buck teeth are ugly. :/

Me: Unfollowed! Blockt! Removed from my realm of existence!

[techywild]

David Banner - That Crook'D 'Sipp

David Banner – That Crook’D ‘Sipp

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“That Crook’d ‘Sipp” was a cartoon created in 2007 for Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim late night programming block. Created by American rapper David Banner, along with Mike Weiss, Nick Weidenfeld, and Jacob Escobedo, the cartoon centered around the Beauregards, a dysfunctional, white family that embody the spirit associated with the Old South. The tagline given by Cartoon Network describes…

[gloomfilled-a-blog]

HONESTLY I REALLY HAVE NO WORDS. THIS IS STILL SO MIND BLOWING TO ME.

 I just started this blog a little over two weeks ago and wow okay. Just a few people I wanna give some short shout outs to and here they are. 

@mockedpain // @besocruel

You are the number one person in my life. You make everyday worth so much more because you are in it. I love you so much babe. <33

@dramatvrgy && @patriiiarch

If you haven’t read any of their stuff, I suggest you do it as quickly as possible. I follow their threads so closely and it’s just so great what they’ve been able to do with these two muses. They also seem to capture their essence so well it makes me envious. ALSO thank you to you both. You are both just amazing people and muse for the greatest parents ever. 

@feeblecurse

I honestly didn’t even have any clue you even had a muse for Joel since it seemed to come out of nowhere but I’m glad you made him. He’s such a sweet and amazing muse. I just can’t even with the thread ideas we come up with and everything else. Also the fact that you’ve been one of my good friends for damn near 2 years means a lot. <333

@multimuseum, @ofsmokeandsmiles, @whispersong, @frankcnbutler

to the rest of the fandom, thank you so much for making me feel so welcomed. I have love for all of you. <3

And then to everyone else, thank you so much for the patience and just being you. It makes the dash such a pleasure to be on. 

@apathetiics, @butscrewmefirst, @blendintowalls, @beyondcounting, @cavetigrim, @crookd, @chainkept, @dracdad, @deetziisms, @filmkilled, @falseleadered, @flesheries, @gcblinmcnarch, @hideyho, @hostagefled, @iiocane, @ilmorte, @junkiebtch, @jackpotthrill, @killerloved, @lycaean, @mohiican, @mostghcst, @mindsever,@normalwitch, @promiisekept, @paddingtonbear, @quotesravens, @queasymrtician, @ruthlessblue, @ringletsandpearls, @samenkomen, @the-alana-bloom, @theunwrittens, @vamytas, @vaguerdoubts, @zoklotala, @pherotox

If I forgot anyone I am sorry. That doesn’t mean I care any less. 

[redpoppussy]

56. State 8 facts about your body

1 IM SHORT

2 IM RED

3 SEXIE

4 I HAVE 5 PIERCINES

5 DOUBLE JOINTS

6 ONE OF MY ARMS IS CROOKD BC I BROK IT

7 MY TONGES LONG

8 NICE ASS

[go-redgirl]

JOE BIDEN WILL NOT BE THE PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES EVER! JOE BIDEN AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY AER CROOKS AND HAVE BEEN FOR MORE YEARS THAN ANYONE REALIZES AND ALL THIS ‘DIRT’ WILL BE ON DISPLAY FOR ALL TO READ WITH FACTS, FACTS, FACTS.  SO LET THE TRUTH BE TOLD!  HOLD ONTO YOUR SEATS PARROTS AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS TO JOE BIDEN. THIS COUNTRY DON’T NEED CROOKD JOE BINDEN ANY WHERE NEAR THE WHITE EVER AGAIN!

OPINION:  Once a crook and a thief always a crook and a thieve.

[hannahpaii]

Made a crab nebula - ish painting for my dad’s birthday, on the suckiest paper ever. Luckily it turned out good. Sorry for the crookedness haha, it’s not that crookd irl lol. Man, this is the only thing i can make nowadays...

[hey-vi0let]

iainshipp: me and my crookd teeth. can't wait to see you tonight st. louis @hoeg took this

Iain Shipp - Instagram

[xheyvioletx]

iainshipp: me and my crookd teeth. can't wait to see you tonight st. louis

[escapeintoyabooks]

Crooked Kingdom, Leigh Bardugo

If you haven't picked up this incredible duology, one are you crazy? Two read my Crooked Kingdom review and discover why it's so great! @LBardug @AusYABloggers #review

The final book in the Six of Crows duology sees Kaz and his crew risking everything to save Inej and get the money they are owed. But Van Eck never should have crossed Kaz Brekker and now the criminal genius is out to take everything the merch has.

Inej is imprisoned at Van Eck’s estate but she isn’t simply going to play the damsel in distress. I loved how even half-starved and tied up, Inej is…

[fiberopticegg]

not onlee did thes person park like an eediot but theyr crookd too >:(

[fdsfdsfsdfs]

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

send me a ★ if you think I accurately portray my muse .::    /   ↪  no longer accepting

                                   OOC.    !!! THANK YOU SM admittedly I LOVE your OC so much, and it’s a LOOK  I’m just so happy to see you on my dash ??? You’re amazing, and this is such a compliment !!! HOW DARE YOU.

[hostagefled-blog]

                                  ‘  WE COULD STAY HERE FOR A WHILE                             but i’ve got   hella   champagne at home.  ‘

CROOKD LIKED FOR A LYRIC STARTER.