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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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A story about a boy who wore his movie fandom on his head.
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Hey, don’t cry. Trans men and trans women holding hands forever, okay?
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I wish tumblr would let you pin multiple posts
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hey besties friendly reminder to drink water, feed your lab rats, turn off your evil nuclear generator, change out of your dirty lab coat, go for a walk and take care of yourself <3
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Ink. Like I just dripped some from a cartridge for my pen into my mouth because I was always told not to and because third grade we were all fcuking around with ink since we had just switched from pencils to fountain pens.
what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
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The beginning of the story
Now for everybody to read! I have a few chapters ready to go, and am planning an introduction for the story.
How long will I have to follow the stars?
It took millions of years for the first planets to form, for the first stars to be the eyes of the time goddess. The star dust would give her a body in the future, when she needs it, when there is life to model the body after. One planet in particular, is showing quite a bit of potential.
How much time will my destiny take?
Within almost the blink of an eye to the goddess, suddenly there was somebody else. The clouds above the active planet, earth, covered the small blades of grass sprouting from below the earth. That was life, a second direction to protect.
The animals that soon began inhabiting the earth were very intelligent. The time goddess, Aeon gave many of them small parts of her, so that they could bring change to the world, just as she would. And the young Earth Goddess, Celestia promised that she would make sure to protect any life.
At that time she could take the form of any living being. There was a piece missing, something to grant both her and Aeon a set physical form.
I wonder if anybody I used to know still misses me.
The humans proved to be the most intelligent of the animals, quickly evolving and forming speech and culture, ways of expressing their love to one another.
One small civilisation on a remote island figured that they had control over the small piece of the goddess that they possessed. Two ways of controlling those powers, split among the people who tended the gardens at day and guarded the village at night. Aeon gave them extra care, protection and power and Celestia erected huge walls of ice along their villages to keep them safe. If they ever wanted out, they could.
I don't want to wake up.
Children born blank, capable of holding the power, but unable to channel it.
I don't want to see the future like that.
There needs to be somebody to fill that last role.
This history, it's making me think of my future.
There needs to be another god.
I want to wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up.
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Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.
If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.
Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.
That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.
Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.
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i'm not jealous! *smiling aggressively* i'm not jealous haha *vein popping on my forehead* nooo i'm not jealous! *scratching my pants furiously* why would i even be jealous? *blood starts dripping from my eyes*
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