#crk confession

[paintaya]

longan

[elise-the-potato]

Yeah I also forgot I drew this

[dedfly]

stupid little sketches because I'm in a loving mood

[crk-confessions]

I once had a dream where it was revealed that was illumination making a cookie run movie. For the voice cast they got Keith David to voice dark choco cookie. Will arnett to voice dark cacao cookie and Neil Patrick Harris to voice shadow milk cookie.

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[cookie-run-confessions]

I really like Licorice Cookie as a character, and I’m not sure if this is just my love for this one guy creeping in but…I always get the feeling that he’s wasted potential- like that he’s constantly reduced to the character trope he fits into?

like, don’t get me wrong: I absolutely *adore* this silly little cookie, and even seeing him fail over and over in the most pathetic ways, only to come back and try again has always been endearing to me…but I feel like there’s a lot to his character that’s overlooked for the sake of him being the “sad pathetic cringe-fail”

I mean, let’s review here:

Licorice Cookie grew up in the Licorice Village, a tribe in the Dark Cacao Kingdom, meaning he’s lived through harsh conditions both in terms of weather and presumably poverty. not to mention, his *entire* tribe is gone. with the Coffee Tribe, we know that they left, but what happened to the Licorice Tribe? did they leave too? did they die out? does that mean everyone that Licorice Cookie might have considered a biological relative or even just friends in general are dead or gone? The Licorice Tribe is probably the tribe we know the *least* about, since it’s not even in the art book along with other tribes

Licorice Cookie can summon the monsters of the Licorice Sea, which has constantly been regarded as this deep abyss of darkness, but WHY can he? What is Licorice Cookie’s connection to the Licorice Sea? I mean, besides the obvious- He himself stated that he spent years trying to get away from it, but is that just because he wanted to leave his homeland or because of something specific with the sea? Either way, what drove Licorice Cookie to want to leave?

Now for the power that everyone knows him by, his necromancy. He can revive things from the dead, which is an incredible feat. I mean, we have Elemental Guardians that are tasked with upholding Nature’s balance; is necromancy not in itself disrupting that balance? He knows about the essence and workings of Life Powder, probably from learning necromancy — I mean, who knows how much he’s studied to master this? How much skill he has to posses? — and in a sense, he probably has to trap Life Powder to put it into his minions to revive them, something that is said to be difficult to do

And he learned *all* of this because he was denied the support and recognition he wanted/needed to become a wizard! With that being said, why did no-one believe in him? Clearly he can do some incredible things: he could honestly be one of the most powerful wizards out there!

Either way, he mastered so many skills despite everyone constantly pushing him down, magical or not. I love his silly personality, but I wished more people (and the game) also acknowledge just how powerful and strong Licorice Cookie really is!

all of this is to say I hope we see more of the Cookies of Darkness and get into more of their backstories, specifically Licorice Cookie’s because gOD do I need him to be taken seriously at least once-

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[cyberrcyanide]

random confession but back in late 2022-early 2023 i used to be heavily hyperfixated on pvs staff to the point all my online friends knew me as the weird one whos obsessed with an eyeball flower

[doomteensy]

what that sword do

[redtwirll]

Love you is

[cookierunconfessionblog]

Please no more shipwars, whoever I do understand that there some way more problematic ships need to be addressed but please don't attack anyone over a ship. Same thing for shadowvanilla & vanilla milkshake. And purelily, etc as long as it is not problematic weird.

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[deceit-and-knowledge]

ooc: REALLY random

But hyperfixation so bad I am genuinely debating adding a particular character/cookie due to a hc of mine

I'm not gonna say the characters name buttt I'll say a joke

Mr sand man man me a sand 😈

(idk lemme know if you 1. Know the character and 2. Want the character)

(wont be added until after smilk and pv are a happy couple tho)

[superjail-opinions]

The Warden should get revenge on Almond Cookie for stealing his tumblr sexyman win by eating his daughter in front of him.

😨

[lemonqueentm]

The rotten girls 🖤

The devs really just casually dropped the freakiest characters ever.

[cookierunkingdomconfessions]

wtf is with the stereotypical trans headcanons like 😭 peach blossom affogato etc why are u saying they’re trans like u realize feminine men exist right . same with masculine women or women who aren’t cutesy n pink n shit. if you follow stereotypical hcs like this i fear you’re part of the problem when it comes to stereotypes and negativity around trans people hun 💚 im not against trans hcs bc i have a few and im trans myself but cmon now can we be logical and avoid stereotypes pretty please

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[mcsm-confessions]

Shadow milk cookie + Pure vanilla cookie

Vs

Romeo + Jesse

[Not a ship, I just find their dynamics similar.]

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[crk-confessions]

I love how CRK is marketed as a cute game where you gain and level up cookies to fight against monsters but then you start playing and the lore smacks you in the face. Yeah dark choco has ptsd and other cookie is going to continuously trigger him so he stays on her side. Yeah Sea Fairy has to carry around a sword and constantly pine for the moon (who can never love her back). Yeah Golden Cheese lost her entire kingdom and copes by having a massive working simulation of it. Yeah White Lily transformed into Dark Enchantress and killed almost all her old friends’ subjects. Yeah Mystic flower torment Dark Cacao with visions of everyone he knows and loves dying (this seems to be a recurring thing for the Royal family of the Dark Cacao kingdom). Yeah Burning Spice tore off Golden Cheese’s wings while dangling her off a cliff by her throat.

my point is, I love how angsty this game is when you actually get into it

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[cookie-run-confessions]

im the worlds #1 shadowvanilla shipper i think theyre so fun and i love toxic yaoi <3

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