#crisscrossapplesauce

[fosterthoughts]

“Look, Daddy! I sittin’ Kristoff applesauce!”

-Ladybug

[clovreat3r]

This be clovr, clovr be me

WELCOME TO MY MINDSCAPE!1!!

first we have the fixations- including SUPERJAIL, FNAF, TF2, INSIDE JOB, GRAVITY FALLS, and starring MOUTHWASHING AND ARCAANEEEE

-Honourable mentions include wander over yonder, battle for millions of thousands and villainous

so there’s these two guys called Henry Emily and William Afton *appleton* and they make a restaurant called Freddy’s family diner which has chuck e cheese characters inside and it’s William Acton’s child’s birthday but their child gets pranked by his other, more emo child; aka, they get their head shoved in one of the chuck e cheese character’s mouths which cause them to get their skull cracked like a peanut. Now everyone is depressed on the car ride home and Willy is mad at Herny because he was the one that made Charles Entertainment Cheese so he goes and kills his daughter. But then he gives info his British instincts and starts stabbing even more children, but then they become ghosts and turns him into rotten cheese. Because the children are traumatised they become furries and meanwhiles, Herpes is still salty that his child was killed so he fired Willy ig. Willy becomes inspired by the queen and decides to use remnant (which he gets by killing children) to become immortal, but in the process makes an oopsies and gets his daughter made into processed little sausage meats. Anyways, his severely emo son gets turned into a conscious thanksgiving turkey and changes races. (more recognition for the purple people‼️‼️) Anywho, Willy is now feeling nostalgic and turns himself into a rotting cheese rabbit in honour of (once) his chuck e cheese, but his depressed offspring didn’t like how stinky he was so he committed arson. Later on Hercules returns and is still passionately salty about his daughter, so he burnt all the furry children- including Willy’s purple son (Henry is racist confirmed). But ruhroh! The british man became a v-tuber and had turned an innocent woman into a furry. Anyways uhh there’s this homeless kid who may or may not be a robo-child. The child proceeds to commit numerous devious crimes which could give several life sentences and probably also an execution. Anyways said child digs up the rotting vegetable that is Willy. Anyways, the now *peepaw* willy is put in a wheelchair and driven off a cliff. The end

top two pictures are drawn by @nssticcman

my guy is fire for this

colours

[grgrrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrrgrg]

crisscrossapplesauce doodle from free draw teeheheheehheheeh

[snubbubblle]

agere side blog | call me angel | adult | system | reg/dre age is 6-14

• not always child safe, but not nsfw

• my special interests are movies n horror

• i have caregivers in my system^^

• my fave media rn is: sonic-cu, psycho movies, the boys, batman, nbc hannibal, n scream movies

• i like drawing, writing, cooking, and yoga

• f/cg’s are:

- norma/n bates from the psycho franchise | #mother!

- doctor robotnik n agent stone from the scu | #lattelove

- hannibal lecter and will graham from nbc hannibal | #tendermoments

- mike ehrmantraut and saul goodman from the breaking bad universe | #fingerpaints & #saulgood

- black noir, MM n hughie from the boys show | #the babys

- aaron, josef, n sara from the creep movies | #peachfuzz

- father paul, sheriff hassan, and riley from midnight mass | #anangel

- bruno antony from strangers on a train | #crisscrossapplesauce

• i do not age regress often, this blog may go inactive for long periods of time

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• this blog will have warnings for swearing, horror/violence and other similar stuff under the tag #bigish

• this blog will have warnings for discourse and darker topics under #not small

dni; kink related agere, proship, nsfw blogs

[h0n3yk1tt3n]

HE IS A CRISSCROSSAPPLESAUCER

I just had to draw Jeremy man-spreading you'll never understand the horrors I've been through

[illiodart]

An atttack against, Gas0line_M0nster on Art Fight! I really adore this very cute baby. I couldn't resist drawing her!

Art(c) IlliodArt OC(c) Gas0line_M0nster

[matchaeclair1]

Uncanny valley? Naw bro they just got a different artstyle.

[kagoshiman]

あぐらいぬ

Agurainu

[cindyjt]

Jan 2 2023 Holiday Rewind- Crisscross Applesauce and Other...

[hollymarlow]

I love it when they sit cross-legged. They look so small and cute 😍 #calmbeforethestorm #crisscross #crisscrossapplesauce #cute #parentingmoments #wearefamily #adoptionbuiltus #thisisus #siblinglove #siblinggoals #siblingsbyadoption #siblingsthroughadoption #siblingadoption #siblings #siblingbesties #wecouldhavemissedthis #wholesome #parenting #adoption #family #love #attachment #gettooattached #adoptivefamily #adoptionuk #adoptioncommunity #adoptionjourney #adoptionawareness #adoptionmonth #adoptionawarenessmonth https://www.instagram.com/p/CjcuxW0sC4Q/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[dogkisser]

I get such a kick out of Bubby - this is a horrible picture - it’s like a hostage video that someone sent to me & they are threatening to kill Bubby unless I do something - Bubby looks so miserable- but can a dog be truly miserable when they are doing criss cross applesauce? That is the question I ask - I don’t think it’s possible - I’d like to propose that Bubbys not unhappy - it’s just that I have not found the sweet spot of how to find the spots where he wants to be scratched matched to his need to tell the world how unfairly life has treated him #bubbythebichon #sunday #crisscrossapplesauce #silly #hostagevideo #cute #rescuedog #dogkisserinternationalheadquarters (at Dogkisser International Headquarters) https://www.instagram.com/p/CboSR-DtwSH/?utm_medium=tumblr

[louisjones65]

Stay out of my swamp!! • • • • • • • • #quarantine #quarantinelife #backwardshat #backswardshatdouche #negativeeffect #swamp #greens #lilys #purple #green #crisscrossapplesauce #frontyard #plants #plantdaddy (at Irvine, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCpwuZtgIOY/?igshid=caxq19kety98

[foxbooksandbaubles]

LOOKATTHESEEYEBALLS ♥️ #crisscrossapplesauce #crosseyedcutie (at Keene, New Hampshire) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-aGFRdFIIR/?igshid=t384oqn3knfd

[charisirene]

Ask questions . . . . . #cloudtheory #evencloudsdonthavealltheanswers #raisinghands #crisscrossapplesauce #cloud #cloudy #drawing #inkdrawing #doodles https://www.instagram.com/p/B7_8Hjdg0Nf/?igshid=bxnh68h2fu4j

[niceminnesota]

Breakfast in bed, courtesy of my bebe. #crisscrossapplesauce https://www.instagram.com/p/B7JbT8FFDjt/?igshid=mppu4wb3rv43

[kagoshiman]

あぐらうさぎ

Agurausagi