#crispy chat

[thisismycursed3rdblog]

Aegon calling up Rhaenyra: Hey I know we are at war but I got to share the big news turns out I'm not the worst ruler in the family....I know! I was shocked too...I'm at least in the top 3 now...yes that's counting you...no not counting my wife... because I'd be pushed down ok...let me have this...ok thanks ...that's all see you later ...kisses bye

[awholerat177]

oh crispy sweets prized pals pin package,,, am i reading too much into things? maybe. but with welcome home you never know

[catinasink]

i need to be made out with rn it would fix me

[cosmicdumbass]

Working on a zine for the first time - I’ve put Jinx and Vi on the middle pages. It’s the first time I’ve drawn something in about a year, but I really enjoyed working from references for this. The fact that it’s a zine removed a lot of pressure from the equation - it’s meant to be sketchy and imperfect.

[ur-favs-are-queerplatonic]

Destiel (Dean Winchester and Castiel, Angel of the Lord from Supernatural) is queerplatonic!

Requested by: no one!

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

If Legacy likes cold things, would he like it if we shared ice cream with him?

he deserves a SWEET TREAT

before meeting you, Legacy's never had ice cream before. ice? sure, he knows what ice is! the Abyss has ice, dark and shot through with blackened fractals. Snezhnaya has ice, pure white and blue yet without a hint of love. but Liyue doesn't have much ice, apart from the border of Dragonspine. so he's a bit baffled when you bring him an assortment of cold treats to combat the heat of summer, flavored ices and sorbets alike. you immediately take a spoonful of ice cream, savoring the sweet taste of summer's respite, and Legacy merely chirps and tilts his head curiously. he peeks over your shoulder, nudging your cheek a few times until you smile, lifting the spoon up to his maw

there's a shocked and utterly delighted trill when he licks it, and Legacy instantly begins nuzzling against you for more. you have the grandest of times, giving him bites and nibbles of different cold dessert. Legacy's wings flutter and flare with glee, adoring each one but settling on the tiny flavored ice crystals as his favorite- the sensation of crunching them between his fangs is just wonderful. he asks you almost weekly for a new flavor, wanting to taste each and every one so he can pin down the most delicious, in his opinion. sunsettia and mint, Legacy declares, is the best, and now that he knows, won't you come and share some with him?

[starlingfawn]

a particle of death

a beam of hate

no love is left on this smouldering stone

no heart

no touch

just snow

[crispyjenkins]

augh that preview was so good, chef's kiss. The other stuff also sounds very good! I just love time travel stuff with Desmond so much, he's such a clusterfuck to unleash on unsuspecting (historical) Assassins. And I really enjoy how you wrote Ezio (and Leonardo!) in that snippet, good stuff!

for you ( ˘ ³˘)

(more from that time travel inspired by study of flight)

  Point is, she meets the whelp when he’s already been with the Brotherhood for several months (she’s been given three different answers as to the specific number), and she suspects Ezio has intentionally been keeping them from meeting.

  For the whole day that she’s around the hideout, surreptitiously watching and learning about him, Miles knows she’s there. Knows what she’s doing. Every now and then their gazes will meet, though Claudia has never been close enough to tell what colour his eyes are underneath the hood he wears more religiously than his fellows. Every now and then, even when she isn’t actually watching him at that moment, she will feel a weighty gaze and look up to see Miles passing whatever room she’s in, eyes meeting for the briefest of moments as Miles goes to and from missions and training. 

  It is only after he’s finished his obligations for the day, well into the afternoon with the sun already threatening to set, that Miles comes to her.

  With a soft knock on the open door, he steps into the sitting room only enough to be considered inside, and meets Claudia’s assessing gaze with a ferocity and confidence she rarely saw from him throughout the day. The other assassins are clearly used to him seldom making eye-contact, and all share the unspoken understanding that Miles isn’t doing it out of spite, or arrogance. 

  Here, now, with the sun bleeding red through the hall window behind him, Miles pins Claudia with an intensity that she is thankful he never uses against the Brotherhood.

  She does not fear this gangly scrap of a boy, but by the Madonna, is that gaze terrifying.

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[wonderxshows]

anywyays the joshua . . . .

[the-kitty-doctor]

(Implying that fries aren’t crispy and are chips off potatoes)

So, an 11 with a cherry soda

With 2 pumps of poison protection B)

…an 11 with a cherry limeade, a number 1 with extra ketchup, and a number 7 with extra bacon and chips. Is that right? You two don’t want anything to drink?

[mod] n-nope! we’re all good!! Cathy gives the person a nervous thumbs up She is clearly not very good at interacting with people face to face

[treesbian]

i hungry </3 ate what i wanted and everything. well not Everything I wanted... bc i don't have any beautiful tomatoes (really really wanted cheeseburger with tomato on it) (had cheeseburger with No Tomato on it)

[princessvanellopevonschweetz]

The Japanese version is a little more specific! (I'll put it in the tags.) Freaky boys reserved for the official English translation only.

they're all such freaks

[cosmicdumbass]

Informational posters for the brave dimensional traveller.

[todayisafridaynight]

If you haven't translated the Tsutsumi vid yet I have a busted version I did

YO ??????? please drop it...... ive been running around all day to actually sit and try to translate it jvaelvka

[artastic-friend]

I wanted to finally draw some tethered at the wrist fanart because I love it so much

Also written by @nebrasska-alasska and super cool and awesome and I wish I could do it justice with better art but for now I only have the time and energy for sketches TvT

These are from chapter 11!!

Chat, is it gay to admire your rival water his plants lovingly?

Here is from the later scene where Somic gets fried all crispy style

Also I sorta have no idea what the cuffs actually look like I probably should have checked the description of them again but I drew these how my brain's been sorta imagining them this whole time.

[la-sera]

For @amayis-bigtower

Once I found out you liked Triple Threat, I got this idea right away. Thank you for the time you have spent chatting with me.

Burned by Legend (roasted?), thundered by Hyrule (crispy?), or bombed by wild (burst?), their combos are all called Triple Dead? Sorry if it's not funny because my English is not good 😅

edit: Wild's : burst, not burts, my bad..

@luna-lovegreat suggested the bomb effect of Wild with the word "burnt". I think this is more fitting. Thanks Luna :D