#rpurr

[the-kitty-doctor]

T3H K1TTY D0CT0R 8L0G!

run by @just-here-to-lurk0-0 (they/it)

RUL3Z:

No NSFW please

You can flirt with chracters but don’t expect to be taken too seriously (Cathy is aroace and Kitty cares more about being silly)

DM if you want to do serious rp I will default to being unserious otherwise

T4GZ:

Kitty lore: Lore Scratching posts: Original posts Just chatting: Ask tag Caterwauling: Shitposting RPurr: rp tag Cataesthetics: Reblogs of cats/cat charcters Ofur stuff: Other reblogs

Link to bios :3

F4Q =^-w•^=

(plaintext translations of what Kitty says will be under readmore in posts)

(let me know if im inconsistan/mess up names its because i forgor :< )

[the-kitty-doctor]

FAQ

A: Who are you?

Q: =^>w<^= 1M T3H K1TTY D0CT0R!!

A: Did you steal my cat??

Q: =^>o<^= YUPPURR5!

A: Please give me back my cat.

Q: =^•w•^= N0P3! TH3YR3 M1N3 NY0W!

A: Hey why can’t I close the glitch tab your stream is on!?

Q: =^>w<^= M3W C4NT CL0S3 1T WH1L3 1M 5TR34M1NG, TH4T5 RUD3!

[the-kitty-doctor]

=^>w<^= 0K4Y 3FURYNY4N T0D4Y 1M 5P33DRUNY4N 4T0M1C T3H L48 R4T!! =^nwn^= 1 5P3NT 4LL N1GHT PURR4CT1C1NG 5P33DRUN T3CH5 50 1M 5UR3 T0 G3T 4 W0RLD R3C0RD! =^owo^= 4LR1GHT L3T5 G3T TH15 800T3D UP, 8Y T3H W4Y 1M M3W51NG 4 D1G1T4L P0RT FUR0M T3H J0T4C4D3 W3851T3. CH3CK 1T 0UT 1F M3W W4NT, 1LL G3T M0D C4T T0 P1N 4 L1NK 1N T3H CH4T!! =^-wo^= M3W51NG M3NU 5K1P T0 G3T 5TR8 1NT0 L3VFURL 0N3 08V10U5LY.

=^•w•^= N0W M3W M1GHT TH1NK 4T0M3W1C 15 JU5T 4NY0FUR S0N1C R1PURRF, 8UT 1T5 4CTU4LY PURR3TTY M3WN1QU3 C0MPURR3D T0 OFUR S0N1C-L1K3 PL4TFURRM3R5 0F 1T5 T1M3! T3H L1GHTN1NG P0L3 M3WCH4N1C 4ND 435TH3T1C5 4L0N3 H4DNT 833N 533N 83F0R3 1N G4M35 L1K3 TH15!! =^>w<^= 4NY4YW4Y TH4T5 L48 0N3 D0N3 W1TH 4 F41R 81T 0F T1M3 T0 5P4RE, N0W 0NT0 0UR FUR5T 8055 F1GHT!

plaintext & punless translation:

OKAY EVERYONE TODAY I’M SPEEDRUNNING ATOMIC THE LAB RAT!!

I SPENT ALL NIGHT PRACTICING SPEEDRUN TECHS SO I’M SURE TO GET A WORLD RECORD!

ALRIGHT LETS GET THIS BOOTED UP, BY THE WAY I’M USING A DIGITAL PORT FROM THE JOTACADE WEBSITE. CHECK IT OUT IF YOU WANT, I’LL GET MOD CAT TO PIN A LINK IN THE CHAT!!

USING MENU SKIP TO GET STRAIGHT INTO LEVEL ONE OBVIOUSLY.

NOW YOU MIGHT THINK ATOMIC IS JUST ANOTHER SONIC RIPOFF, BUT IT’S ACTUALLY PRETTY UNIQUE COMPARED TO OTHER SONIC-LIKE PLATFORMERS OF ITS TIME! THE LIGHTING POLE MECHANIC AND AESTHETICS ALONE HADN’T BEEN SEEN BEFORE IN GAMES LIKE THIS!!

ANYWAY THAT’S LAB ONE DONE WITH A FAIR BIT OF TIME TO SPARE, NOW ONTO OUR FIRST BOSS FIGHT!

[the-kitty-doctor]

=^•O•^= R080T K1TTY!? Y35 PL3453!

plaintext translation: ROBOT KITTY!? YES PLEASE!

Kitty is waving excitedly at you

=^owo^= H111 H3LL0 H1!!!

He suddenly steps closer with a mischievous look in their eye

=^nwn^= D0 M3W H4V3 4NY C4T5? FUR D3F14NTLY N0T TH3FT R3450N5.

(@the-kitty-doctor)

He’d look up in surprise and excitement at having a customer.

Woah hi hello!! Cats uhh… Not sure about any… organic ones But I could see there being one of those old robot pets out there somewhere :^]

[the-kitty-doctor]

[n0th1N6-n11l3s donated 10 bits!]

<idrk how this streaming stuff works, but i just got my hands on a phone and wanted to see your streams>

=^nwn^= H0P3 M3W 3NJ0Y T3H 5TR34M N0TH1N6-N11L35!!

plaintext translation: HOPE YOU ENJOY THE STREAM n0th1N6-n11l3s!!

[the-kitty-doctor]

[loolligagginbelike donated 10 bi- ugh…]

MIILK STREAM???????

I hate my life.

[mod] i guess we doin miilk now [mod] siiigh

[the-kitty-doctor]

[] is David

He reads out chat donos because there nothing else to do at his dead end job

(ooc: ohhhh)

[mod] should we be paying david? =^>w<^= 1F M3W W4NT T0!

[the-kitty-doctor]

=^•w•^= 1F M3W H4D T0 CH0053, =^òwó^= W0ULD M3W PR3FUR UNL1M1T3D 84C0N 8UT N0 G4M35, 0R UNL1M1T3D G4M35 8UT N0 G4M35?

plaintext translation: IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE,

WOULD YOU PREFER UNLIMITED BACON BUT NO GAMES, OR UNLIMITED GAMES BUT NOT GAMES?

=^•w•^= J0T4 0F T3H 4RC4D3 1 H4V3 4N 1MPURRT3NT QU35T10N FUR M3W!

(@the-kitty-doctor)

plaintext translation: JOTA OF THE ARCADE I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU!

[ J:\\ ASK AWAY. ]

[the-kitty-doctor]

HI KITTY DO YOU ACCEPT FANART >_< @the-text-mechanic

=^>w<^= Y344444444H!!!

[the-kitty-doctor]

*The kitties politely wait for the first breakfast, while others shove and push and scurry…. Does that cat have a witches hat on? When did they get that?*

Cathy hurriedly gets all the bowls down so each cat gets a fair share

By the end of the breakfast frenzy there’s been enough noise to wake Kitty up, and he wanders into the kitchen

=^>w<^= 3FURRY0N3 3NJ0Y1NG 8R34KF45T?

plaintext translation: EVERYONE ENJOYING BREAKFAST?

[the-kitty-doctor]

*They stop meowing and look at eachother*

=^⦿ᨎ⦿^= [Translated] A fair trade.

[mod] great! Cathy puts down her cat on the counter and starts to grab bowls from the drawers, and sharing out food for all of the cats After giving her (currently unnamed) cat a bowl on the counter, she starts to put down bowls for the rest, cats flooding towards the placed bowls [mod] hey- no- you all get one each just wait!

[the-kitty-doctor]

=^>w<^= H41 N11L35!!

=^•w•^= 1M T3H K1TTY D0CT0R, 8UT M3W C4N C4LL M3 K1TTY!

=^-w-^= D0 M3W H4V3 4NY C4T5? FUR D3F1N1T3LY NY0T TH13FURRY R3450N5..

plaintext translation: HAI NIILES!!

IM THE KITTY DOCTOR, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME KITTY!

DO YOU HAVE ANY CATS? FOR DEFINITELY NOT THIEVERY REASONS..

=^•0•^= H01!!!!

=^>w<^= WH0 4R3 M3W? 1 L1K3 Y0UR 8LU3 M45K! (@the-kitty-doctor)

<Thanks!>

<you remind me of axis…>

<...>

<I, uh, I’m Niiles.>

[the-kitty-doctor]

[The following has been translated for your convenience]

==|~|== WHO IS THAT????

=^+w+^= Big Mew Mew.

=^Òwó^- MEOOUUGH

=^+w+^= He got hit by a truck and can’t talk good so he just goes MEOOUUGH

=^Òwó^= MEOOUUGH

*You can hear him breathing heavily as if he’s seconds away from killing*

(Also! You can be a cat in the council, there’s no character permanency until they’re named)

[mod] hi big mew mew how are you doing? [mod] i’d rather nobody gets put in a cube or attacked so can we all just calm down and, She checks her watch [mod] and all have breakfast?

[the-kitty-doctor]

=^+w+^= [Translated] The cube.

=^0w0^= [Translated] The cube.

=^Òwó^- MEOOUUGH!

[mod] the cube?!?!

(ooc: the third cat be like:

[the-kitty-doctor]

=^+w+^= [Translated] Imprisonment.

==lml== MEW!

*…is this the council?*

[mod] nope, no way [mod] also where would you even put him, i don't even have any cages here?

[the-kitty-doctor]

==^lwl^== [Translation] Close enough!

[mod] i… [mod] y’know what sure [mod] anyway! what do all of you want with my friend here?