#crisco!!

[metastatiic]

some more bts from johnny ! via both twitter n insta :]

[champagnemoon]

Those white women who are like 65 with leathery skin and cigarette breath always have the best stories like make fun of Bethany if you want but she was on George Michaels boat in 1981 having a TIME

[animation-reformation]

Walk on ceiling day

[cerealkiller740]

1951 Crisco advertising

[pretty-little-fools]

[notfuckingshortening]

People say I'm lonely so hi

@valentino-the-valentine

"Crazy, do you wanna cookie?" He holds up a box of the Lofthouse Sugar cookies.

Y'know the type.

[thegikitiki]

It's Digestible!

"Has to be one of the worst food slogans ever."

Crisco Shortening Ad, 1948

Crown Cake Recipe

[thislittlekumquat]

Every time I see a banana bread recipe that does not involve crisco, I acknowledge the superiority of my own banana bread

[francoanglo]

Crisco Disco. IYKYK.

[disease]

[THE LEATHER ARCHIVES & MUSEUM]

[misforgotten2]

I see it's time I said good-bye to frying my food in white lithium grease.

Ladies' Home Journal - January-February 1964

[wordfromoursponsor]

"Crisco--the one and only--gives you fried foods doctors say are digestible!" (1940s)

[the-bineapple]

the feminine urge to eat all six of these grocery store cupcakes in one sitting

[jacqcrisis]

Gotta love Grandma recipes. I want to make a Texas sheet cake for my birthday today she used to make all the time when I was a kid and I got the recipe from her and

No length of cook time. There's crisco, oleo, AND butter. The frosting calls for a 'box of powdered sugar' what ever that means.

I'm excited for the challenge. I think I know what I need to do. If not, grandma is getting a call.

[johnthestitcher]

Why is Santa bent over like that ... in a Crisco ad?

[notfuckingshortening]

Davien, back early from the obligatory activities he’d signed up for, was innocently digging through Crisco’s things in search of an old toy he’d been missing. He hadn’t expected to find anything unusual…

So the box of old clothes he’d pulled out from under the bed was somewhat a surprise.

“Well… what are these…?”

@hereforalongtime-andagoodone

Crisco walked in, initially getting ready to shower when his blood ran cold.

"B-Babe? What, uh, why don't you put that away a-and forget you ever saw it."

They kept their tone as even as they could manage, though they could feel the panic rising into his throat.