#crisco!!

[metastatiic]

some more bts from johnny ! via both twitter n insta :]

[champagnemoon]

Those white women who are like 65 with leathery skin and cigarette breath always have the best stories like make fun of Bethany if you want but she was on George Michaels boat in 1981 having a TIME

[serial-unaliver]

crisco is always silently watching his siblings interact...absorbing...forming a personality...he's just like me

[cerealkiller740]

1951 Crisco advertising

[notfuckingshortening]

People say I'm lonely so hi

@valentino-the-valentine

"Crazy, do you wanna cookie?" He holds up a box of the Lofthouse Sugar cookies.

Y'know the type.

[thislittlekumquat]

Every time I see a banana bread recipe that does not involve crisco, I acknowledge the superiority of my own banana bread

[francoanglo]

Crisco Disco. IYKYK.

[disease]

[THE LEATHER ARCHIVES & MUSEUM]

[wordfromoursponsor]

"Crisco--the one and only--gives you fried foods doctors say are digestible!" (1940s)

[the-bineapple]

the feminine urge to eat all six of these grocery store cupcakes in one sitting

[jacqcrisis]

Gotta love Grandma recipes. I want to make a Texas sheet cake for my birthday today she used to make all the time when I was a kid and I got the recipe from her and

No length of cook time. There's crisco, oleo, AND butter. The frosting calls for a 'box of powdered sugar' what ever that means.

I'm excited for the challenge. I think I know what I need to do. If not, grandma is getting a call.

[truths33k3r4]

Okay- so- has this ever happened to anyone else??

I was at work a few days ago and noticed that the soap in the bathroom looked different. When I applied the stuff to my skin, I immediately shuddered cause it FELT LIKE SAND IN OIL. Like hfbwjcjwnwoxjwb WHYYYY HEEEUGHHHHHHH

SO~ I had to make it into a short sketched comic of my turtles from SIW. 😁

Raph will never be allowed to pick up groceries again 🤣

Now if you’ll excuse me- I’m gonna go burn that abomination called “soap” in a flaming heap.

~ Melissa

[serial-unaliver]

how is crisco I miss him :(

he's doing good despite all the drama in the family! athena reconnected him with one of his earlier childhood friends recently

[thraxxia]

"i could fix him" "i could make him worse"

well i could teach him the wonders of crisco being digestible

[notfuckingshortening]

Davien, back early from the obligatory activities he’d signed up for, was innocently digging through Crisco’s things in search of an old toy he’d been missing. He hadn’t expected to find anything unusual…

So the box of old clothes he’d pulled out from under the bed was somewhat a surprise.

“Well… what are these…?”

@hereforalongtime-andagoodone

Crisco walked in, initially getting ready to shower when his blood ran cold.

"B-Babe? What, uh, why don't you put that away a-and forget you ever saw it."

They kept their tone as even as they could manage, though they could feel the panic rising into his throat.

[stevethehairington]

oh. oh no. reading a fic that's set in the 1940s and the characters start calling each other dude and i. close my eyes briefly and pinch the bridge of my nose but sigh because, alright, not great but i can look past it, it's only a few times. then a page break later and one character is pulling out ky lube. i— BESTIE PLEASE