#creepypasta pokemon

[furryjeff27]

Strangled red (remastered)

@masonthecat5

[bogleech]

Also going to finally make a pinned post for all my stuff:

BOGLEECH - my tumblr blog is named after this website I created around 2002 and still update. Thousands of pages worth of content focusing on creature design as well as real biology. My review of the original Legend of Zelda monsters might be the most straightforward example of my articles. Links to some of the most popular content:

POKEMON REVIEW ARCHIVE: - I rate and review each and every single Pokemon, in Pokedex order, on its merits as a creature design. I also do so as someone whose favorite animals are all parasites.

DIGIMON REVIEW ARCHIVE - same, but more chaotic.

CREEPYPASTA COOKOFF ARCHIVE - for several years I hosted a yearly writing contest before it grew too big for me to keep up with. There are over a thousand user submitted horror, fantasy, sci fi and surrealist stories here emphasizing unconventional, original ideas you seldom see from the "creepypasta" community!

The original "MORTASHEEN" Monster Archive - since the early 2000's I've created and illustrated more than 800 creatures and counting for my own monster-catching world, now set for release as a tabletop RPG setting.

AWFUL HOSPITAL: SERIOUSLY THE WORST EVER (page one): an interactive comedy-horror-sci-fi webcomic I started in 2014 about a medical facility that could maybe be better.

Some of my other internet stuff:

PATREON - constant work makes my patreon updates inconsistent, but the content backlog goes back years with a huge amount of exclusive art and writing. I try to put up new exclusive stuff whenever I can.

ETSY - I design all sorts of original enamel pins like these, plus I sell zero-maintenance terrarium plants (just leave them in a jar!), original books and other things!

COLOR THE ABYSS (available on the above etsy!) - a 30 page educational deep sea coloring book! Includes a few famous favorites like giant isopods and hagfish, but mostly focuses on less popular, often much weirder animals.

UNBELIEVABLE BUGS - also regularly restocked in the etsy store, 30 of the strangest and most surprising arthropods most people have likely never heard of, illustrated by myself and @revretch, written for even the youngest kids to understand (but will likely teach you something new at any age)

My Itch.io and Ko-fi - both sell digital versions of my books, including some creepypasta collections and my first novel, "Return of the Living," about a world of entirely ghosts suddenly dealing with the appearance of ghost-hunting monsters.

TWITCH CHANNEL - I now try to stream something at least monthly, sometimes weekly when possible, from horror games to books and art.

YOUTUBE CHANNEL - archives my twitch streams and other little things.

INSTAGRAM - look at pictures of my huge weird collection of toys and Halloween collectibles

BLUESKY - I'm going to put mainly just updates to my stuff on here. SEE ALSO:

HUMANS-B-GONE - a science fiction animated series by my partner @revretch, about a world of kaiju-size, technologically advanced insects and arachnids to whom vertebrates like us are just pesky little "gubs." Also has a tumblr account @humansbgone FINALLY, HERE'S MY GUIDE AND RESOURCE TO MAKING YOUR OWN INTERNET WEBSITE IN A FEW MINUTES WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF CODING

[minkie-fury]

Gold

since fnf lullaby is making its return i made a little fanart because i’m very excited ^_^

[ecoplasma]

I bet her team would be very normal

[staticevent]

H I D D E N

[senoleaf]

(1 / 2)

i present. my lostmetals magnum opus. part two.

happy ending yayyyy

bonus:

[heyimduffy]

help me

[sparklingdemon]

no colors anymore, i want them to turn black

[aaabaaajsss]

haven't seen this one yet

[spiderdotexe]

4:00:00

[dangerbizz]

Glitchy you asshole stop being edgy for 5 minutes you’re scaring her

(also some saturationsweep content) ((Banette x Grey)) (((don’t associate with lullaby please)))

[phantaemon]

you know, I couldn't just animate Miki without her trainer I wasn't sure about his hair, most of the art I've seen pre-hypno's lullaby portrayed S!3v3N with kept, flowing hair, but at the same time, the "fanon" hairstyle looks very nice, so I did both. It was so much fun anyways, I'll definitely work with these kind of GB palettes again later.

[adobe-outdesign]

So today I discovered the existence of "super glitch" moves, which are glitch 'mon specific moves in Pokemon Red/Blue and Yellow that straight-up corrupt your RAM if used. In addition, they also make the game start acting like a creepypasta. Here's a recap (all info quoted/paraphrased from Bulbapedia):

The glitch is caused by super glitch moves not having names, so the game chooses a RAM fragment as the name instead

If you use (or, in some cases, even view) a super glitch move in the menu, the following happens:

The opponent's name changes to "TMTRAINER"

The opponent's Pokemon gains such a large amount of HP that it forces the HP bar to wrap around the screen

That Pokemon will also be labeled as poisoned but the game will state it's frozen, and then it becomes burned out of nowhere

Becoming burned causes it's giant HP bar to deplete and it to faint instantly

Your Pokemon that used the move may gain enough HP to grow past level 100

All Pokemon in your party may evolve after a battle where a glitch move was used, causing non-evolving Pokemon to evolve into themselves

Some Super Glitch moves may turn your 'mon into a Missingno, set most of their moves to waterfall, and/or make their level 127

If you manage to get past the fight and return to the game:

Your Pokemon will constantly act poisoned and faint endlessly, except they're glitch Pokemon which were never part of your party to begin with

Parts of the map will become glitched out

Your character's name will become glitch symbols and you can't view any of your Pokemon

Pokemon logged in your Pokedex will disappear every few steps

Viewing a PC will show a ton of glitch Pokemon with stats over 999 that crash the game if interacted with

I'm going to end off on this note, which I'm just going to quote directly from Bulbapedia because there is no way to make this funnier than it already is:

[static-arz]

Pokepasta perdition was so cool ‼️

[tart-miano]

TW: FLASHING LIGHTS!!

Yaaaaay i can finally post this! Happy (almost) Halloweeeeeeeeen

[senoleaf]

here's some Hypno's Lullaby / Pokepasta characters in my style

some of my headcanons below!

Steven: 24 years old; 190 cm / 6'3''

- Haunted by a hallucination of his dead brother that constantly reminds him of his misdeeds

- Fluctuates between a completely corrupted state (shadowed skin + red eyes) due to MissingNo.'s influence and a semi-conscious state (shadowed eyes) in which he sometimes gets lucid enough to question what happened that day

Glitchy RED: 26 years old; 182 cm / 6'0''

- Face always half hidden by shadows

- Despises people abusing glitches or bugs and thus despises Steven

- Always looks serious

Grey: 16 years old; 167 cm / 5'6''

- Constantly nervous

- Somewhat scared of (Glitchy) Red but also looks up to him since he's from "the original game"

Shinto:

- Mischievous

- Despises people cheating through any means, including glitches and bugs

- She found out that Grey is actually a real human's soul forced to possess the player character of their game and thus believes his "cheating" to be his human soul simply not adhering to game rules, allowing him to catch her by accident

- Has taken a liking to Grey and will (unbeknownst to him) protect him from people intending to cause harm

- Still scares him sometimes for fun

(Monochrome) Gold: 19 years old; 170 cm / 5'7'' (when alive)

- Is incapable of actually dying, constantly stuck in a state of pain

- Sometimes the Unown within him will take over his body for whatever reason, otherwise they will function like a hive mind allowing him to see through their eyes and float with their help

(- This was caused by Steven, corrupted by the glitch MissingNo. after Gold had found him in the Bellsprout Tower)

(Insomnia) Silver: 20 years old; 175 cm / 5'9''

- Skin covers his mouth keeping him from speaking

- He can cut/rip it open, but it will grow back in around a minute

(- This was caused by Steven, corrupted by the glitch MissingNo. after Silver confronted him seeing what he had done to Gold)

Mike: 4 years older than Steven, (28 years old); 180 cm / 5'11''

- A remorseful spirit incapable of moving on, bound to Steven after his death

- Contrary to the hallucination Steven is seeing, Mike can only be perceived by Gold

- Furthermore he is convinced that the person who killed him wasn't his brother / that something had forced him to do it