#creepy pranks

[hometoursandotherstuff]

These disturbing fliers began popping up around Los Angeles some years ago,  featuring horror movie-worthy images, that advertised a rather unsavory service: The chance to “bathe” in a stone-faced, silver-haired woman’s “milk.’”

The “Bathe in My Milk” flier directed men to BatheInMyMilk.com to apply for an appointment. Those deemed worthy would be allowed to sponge themselves down in milk — “traditional, soy or almond” — while the lady looked on. (“I will watch you,” the leaflet promised.)

The setting for said baths looked equally disturbing: A filthy, dilapidated bathroom with torn wallpaper, a bathmat that looks like it hasn’t been washed since the Nixon presidency and, ominously, a rope.

The mystery of the bath only deepened when photos of the grim flier started going viral. It made the rounds on Reddit and Twitter, and sparked perplexing responses: “The men in the bath in my milk photos are no longer with us. That is a fact.”

So what the hell was it? The fliers were an elaborate prank done by artist & comedian Alan Wagner. Wagner came up with the bizarre idea when a beverage company asked him to create a meme that would make their drink go viral. He offered a version of this, but it was rejected because it was too quirky.

So he decided to do it himself. Though meant as a joke, interest in the milk baths was strong. He told inquirers that the old woman didn’t have technology, and asked them to mail her a physical letter explaining why they are a “top candidate.” The address he provided them with? An unsuspecting friend. (The USC film school grad hopes to someday support himself with his twisted art.)

https://nypost.com/2017/12/22/the-story-behind-creepy-as-hell-milk-bath-flyers

[youcalledsworld]

Demon Head vs the Ghost King

Ras al Ghul has an immortal enemy, someone he truly hates. This enemy had a way of getting under his skin and made him lose his composure

This enemy was a friend at one point, someone he trained with, someone he constantly lost too, someone he had to get out of his way. Ras didn't want to kill him but he needed him out of his way to ascend the throne to be the Demon Head.

The only way he could get his friend out of the way was to kill him and that was the biggest mistake of his life. Because the friend he wanted out of the way didn't need the Lazarus Pits to live forever.

Because of his betrayal, Danyal promised not to kill him but to make his life hell. And kept his promise he did, he kept showing up throughout the years.

He showed up during his induction challenging him for the throne and utterly humiliated him in front of his underlings, leaving him bleeding and alive. That wasn't the last time Danyal fought him. It was during these fights that he noticed Danyal aged slowly.

He gained the trust and loyalty of some of his numerous children. Asking him to renounce their father so he could give them a happy life away from the league.

He stole some of his subordinates and even whispered into the ears of others to betray him. Not all those who betrayed him did it because of Danyal.

And other ways he made Ras life miserable was in petty ways. Stealing his possessions and even moving his furniture an inch to the left and having those close to the wall phased through. Cutting holes in his clothes in inappropriate areas, stealing the soles of his shoes, drawing on his face and most annoyingly walking behind him and disappearing whenever he turned around.

This has been going on for hundreds of years and everything he did to combat his old friend ended in failure. He was so desperate he tricked magicians and demons into dealing with him. All of them ended in failure or them turning to Danyal side.

Now he was going to summon the new Ghost King in hopes he could deal with his old friend. But he had to sacrifice something in order to appease the Ghost King, so he had his people find his daughter Talia so he could offer her as tribute. He already knew Danyal spoke to her before so it was only a matter of time before he joined her.

If this could save him from his immortal enemy so be it.

He had everything for the summoning now all he had to do was chant. He felt excited because he could finally be rid of his worst enemy. And he kept getting excited when green smoke came out the circle and spreading across the room.

He could see a tall silhouette with a floating crown standing in the middle of the circle. He couldn't help the grin forming on his face, he could practically hear the screams of Danyal begging for mercy.

But when the smoke settled he felt all hope he had drained away because staring at him with gleeful blue eyes and slurping on a smoothie was his worst enemy.

"Hiya Razzy it's been a long time and is that your daughter Talia tied up over there?" Danyal asked.

And like that Ras al Ghul wanted to die.

[googleplaysore]

[tearlessrain]

rabbits scare me for the same reason babies scare me. not because of the harm they could do to me but because they are so small and constantly trying to die and there are so so so many ways to accidentally kill them.

but also slightly worse than babies because babies don't have razor sharp incisors that they might use to take you down with them.

[victoriadallonfan]

I'm posting this, because I know that hearing it from someone like me will really hit home what you're about to hear.

But some of y'all need to actually learn to not believe everything you see on tumblr.

Cheers to you @bug4931

[bluepallilworld]

I don't draw stuff on the spooky/gory often but here's one

Before Nip got yoinked out of the nightmare, he was very good at his job 👍

[spookcataloger]

Mystery calls thread (2015)

I love you bro

Spooky strange and funny

Phone fell into the wrong hands

Help me

Silent call

Coached caller

Pervy call

Prankster call

Stalker call

[enstarsurbanfantasy]

Crazy:B Introduction - POV Niki

[CW: Bloody, creepy nursery rhymes.]

There's a rustling of papers in the bedroom.

Niki sets down the wooden spoon and sighs. "Rinne, if you're going to invade my apartment, use the door."

No response.

"Rinne-kun?"

He frowns at the pot of bolognese sauce. it's just about ready to simmer for a few hours, so he gives it a final stir, sets the lid on, and turns down the heat.

Niki turns the doorknob and...

There's no one there?

He advances on the desk, looking for clues. The papers on the desk are untouched, but there's a white powder dusting the floor. He crouches down to examine it, and--

He hears laughter.

Teru-teru bozu, teru bozu Do make tomorrow a sunny day, Like the sky in a dream one night. If it's sunny I'll give you a golden bell.

The front door unlocks. "Niki?" Rinne pokes his head into the bedroom. "Why are you on the ground?"

"Did you see anyone out there?"

"No. What's going on?"

"I heard a rustling in here, and there's ashes on the floor..."

Rinne touches the back of his hand to Niki's forehead, testing his body temperature. "Are you okay?"

Niki gives him a confused look. "What?"

"There's nothing there."

...

Teru-teru bozu, teru bozu Do make tomorrow a sunny day. If you make my wish come true, We'll drink lots of sweet sake.

Niki slams his head down. The first two verses of that stupid nursery rhyme have followed him all day and he's sick of it.

In a fit of anger, he sings the last verse.

"Teru-teru bozu, teru bozu, do make tomorrow a sunny day. But if it's cloudy and I find you crying, then I shall snip your head off!"

The singing finally, finally stops.

But then it starts again, clearly delighted.

Where are you from? From Higo. — Where in Higo? In Kumamoto. — Where in Kumamoto? In Senba.

He blinks. Tentatively, he sings.

"A tanuki is in the Senba mountains. A hunter shoots it with a gun. Boils it — Roasts it — Eats it. Let's hide it in the leaves."

There's another laugh, a warm caress from the floral-scented wind, and the unsettling presence disappears.

The next day, his local supermarket has a 50% off sale.

...

Their unit is called Crazy:B. Which is a bit stupid, because they're neither crazy nor bees.

Or, well, Niki isn't. He glances at the others. Rinne, with his gambling smile. HiMERU, placid and uninviting. Kohaku, with the face of an axe murderer.

He feels off-center. For so long, it's just been him and Rinne, them against the world. Having two new people is uncomfortable, as if he's accidentally overcrowded his skillet and nothing cooks right.

Well, if in doubt, food.

"Do you guys wanna come over? I can cook."

HiMERU grimaces slightly.

"I have pork, rice, aburaage, miso... how about inarizushi?"

"I don't mind Inarizushi," Kohaku pipes up.

"HiMERU agrees." His countenance had lifted slightly at the mention of aburaage. Niki suspects a preferred food.

A gleeful smile spreads on Rinne's face, and Niki hurries to cut him off. "Let's head to the subway."

...

There is something familiar about Oukawa Kohaku, Niki thinks, as he mixes rice vinegar, salt, and sugar in rice. As soon as Oukawa had passed the threshold of Niki's apartment, that unsettling presence had returned, and he wonders if it's related.

He carries the plates of inarizushi out to the living room, HiMERU and Kohaku conversing on the couch while Rinne flits about like a hummingbird testing nectar from three different flowers.

Kohaku hums as he bites into one of the inarizushi. The song is familiar, and Niki realizes... it's Teru Teru Bozu.

"You..."

Kohaku looks up.

"You were in my house?"

Kohaku smiles, and sings a new nursery rhyme, the voice familiar after the past few days.

"Kagome, kagome The bird in the basket When, oh when will it come out In the night of dawn The crane and turtle slipped Who is behind you now?"

Niki doesn't know what the song means, but he's heard other people speculate on it too, so he knows he's not the only one.

"Why?"

Kohaku waves a hand. "I was curious."

[lavenderspectra]

The ghost cats are always down for some mischief

[mwolf0epsilon]

This clip honestly makes me think that when they were cadets, Tup used to show Dogma all kinds of creepy crawlies he'd find (I guess marine slugs and barnacles or something like that since they grew up in Kamino) just to see how he'd react...

Dogma's little 'ewww gross' gives off squicked out kid at the playground vibes, and Tup just watching gives off little shit kid that puts millipedes down the other kids' shirts vibes.

[thanos-the-dad-titan]

Ok, I need to go to Goodwill and buy a bunch of dolls. This Halloween is gonna rule!!

[brandinotbroke]

EA really said let's give sims emotions but take all the emotion out of the gameplay

[azumanga]

[dutchs-blog]

Ghost IIIustion

[yappacadaver]

and it's like despite all the awful shit he's done and continues to do, like, i get it. he's employed like 24/7/365. he never got to live a life, despite spending a childhood clinging to the hope of having one someday. He knew companionship and love but lost it and can't ever get it back. His circumstances are so anomalous and gruesome that it completely isolates him from pretty much every other human being on the planet. he knows hell is real and he is basically guaranteed to go there if he can't break this demon curse thing.

like it doesn't make the kidnapping and spreading the curse around any better, but i do get it.

[ghosty-schnibibit]

in honor of the halloween season, enjoy this rendering of me looking for one for one of the dogs in the main bedroom of the house i'm currently petsitting for and finding the masked dummy their eight y/o put on the nightstand that absolutely scared the shit out of me