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specsthesecond · 4 months ago
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Not the original small monster lover BUT if I may weigh in:
Tiny monster, who can hide in your pockets and you can take everywhere
I'm personally a bug fan so if they're bug like it's a plus, but the feeling of them crawling on your skin, a bit ticklish but still so soft
Being able to hold them in my hands. Then hugging your hand or a finger with their body, like how ppl hug trees.
Have them comfortably rest on your body, you're so warm and soft and they r so tiny and need a nap
They can also hide in your hair (optionally)
These are mainly cute things, a lot of more sexual things tend to go (for me at least) into vore- ish direction with small/tiny monster partners and that's not everyone's cup of tea.
I see I see 🧐
I've read some size difference stuff with little fairy guys before and thats super cute.
I feel like if the monster was bug looking I would squish it by mistake purely on instinct 🫢🫢
But if it was a pretty bug like a butterfly or beetle looking thing ig that's different.
I would put them in the jar 🫶
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loneworldgazer · 4 years ago
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Hello hello love! Mind if I ask for some Hinata hcs with an S/O who is super energetic and excitable, but has a major fear of insects?
Energetic S/O
hinata x gen!reader
a/n: alrighty, enjoy!! sorry if it's bad! this was more like a scenario with tsukki rather than hinata🦦🦦
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perfect match! a very perfect match!!
highkey anyone could sense both of you from a mile away with how much positive energy is brought and with your loud chatters
or maybe the clutters of bikes when on most days, both of you decide to go to school together and you would race to there first and accidently bump into each other
all ends well when you both get up shaking it off and brushing yourselves off and laughing out loud then people look in your direction
the team adores you! you both lifted their spirits very much!
with how much cheering you do and constantly paticapating in setting the ball for the boys, they couldn't get enough of you!
same with your boyfriend who bursts with energy and he also gives back your high fives after every practise
while the team does appreciate the both of you, there will be some people who found you two repulsive, hMmM
guess who?
drum rolls please!!
🥁💥
💥🥁
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!tsukishima kei!
no suprise there, you both were a very annoying couple for him and he would side glance you two with the most disgust that he ever had
yamaguchi had to pat his friend's back to not stare too much
yamaguchi: cmoonnn they're cute!
tsukishima: shut up yamaguchi.
one nice day at karasuno high, he heads to his classroom and wandered to it mindlessly with his headphones on but his peace was interrupted by screaming
your screaming
his eyes widen a little before shuffling a little, peaking to the side to see you pushing a humongous cockroach out of the classroom
"cmon comrade, you can do it!" you growled at them in irritation when your classmates does nothing to help you and they sighed in relief when you stepped in to sweep the bug away.
seeing the bug crawl around the classroom and you stopping it before it traveled to one of your classmates' bags made your skin shiver and you were a littleclose to sweating bullets.
tsukishima found this VERY amusing so it was time for him to step in and help you out of your misery and you cheered when he chucked the cockroach out the window. you thanked him loudly for his courage but he shook his head and waved you off to wash his hands.
you then sat down with a dumb big grin and hummed, happy for the gross little thing to dissapear. you were pretty dumb to think that tsukki was heroic at that moment to save you but he was cooking a big something in his pot
no, not cockroaches but a prank suprisingly (he only did it because he never seen you scared out of your life before)
so before recess ends, he went to the spot he thinks the cockroach was and there it was in all its glory chilling under a plant
he giggled like a little highschool boy and placed the roach into a jar and set out his plan
so when will it be? during practise of course
he could easily plant the pest in the storage room and went on his day when you find it and laugh at your reaction
bits of the team begun to spill in and you immediately got to work and yamaguchi was concerned about his friend who was chuckling under his breath
once he sees your entire figure dissappear into the storage room, he couldn't hide in his laughter and erupted and poor yamaguchi was confused.
as tsukki wiped his tear and opened his mouth, there wasn't a chance because he heard your cries and you immediately ran out the storage room and jump to the nearest person, that being hinata.
both groaning in pain, your reaction was dramatic if tsukki didn't experienced the incident in the morning, he would roll his eyes due to you being scared over a small roach.
but laterrrrr finding out about what you're scared of, it was a family of cockroaches! nishinoya and tanaka immediately screeched seeing the babies crawl towards them and if possible, mirroring your reaction from earlier.
tsukki did not know the chaos he had set that day, placing a hand on his mouth and being a little suprised of the sudden infestation that they found that was being handled by daichi and suga at the very moment.
what big brained tsukki brought to the storage room was the father of the goddamn nest of creepy crawlies and so he better be grateful for not being set on fire by half of the team or y/n.
hinata would distract you with anything and take your mind off the incident and buy you all sorts of stuff for you
he comforts you if you say that you were acting like a scaredy cat and compare it to how he acted back then as a kid
"you're not a scaredy cat! back then, there was this spider and it-"
" cockroaches and spiders are really scary! no suprise there, don't get embarassed!"
he's absolutely allowed to run anyone over with his bike if they ever pranked you with bugs, no joke he has his bike ready
he doesn't find your fear embarassing, he'll take his time with you to calm you down
even if it takes days for you to go back to the club
curse that tsukishima kei
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radiant-flutterbun · 7 years ago
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The Adventures of Mason and Evan
(Warning: Brief mention of suicide)
Previously: Mason and Evan escaped their world which was being destroyed by demons and entered Sornieth where they were turned into dragons.
One hundred years.
One hundred years Mason had been dead. And with those one hundred years came one hundred missed opportunities. His relationship with his boyfriend was cut short. His friends all had to move on after his passing, and find others who would fill the void he left them.
For one hundred years Mason drifted in the Underworld as a ghost. His only friend was the mortal turned god, Evan Fear.
Now both Mason and Evan were mortal again, but they were human no longer.
Being a dragon was going to take some getting used to by both of them.
Mason was struggling more so than Evan. For Evan is main struggling was learning to walk in the new body. But for Mason he had to learn how to be alive again.
He felt like an infant. He struggled to walk, his tongue could’nt wrap around the strange new dragon language, and he had to be reminded to eat or drink.
Evan looked out for him, just like he did for the last one hundred years.
“Hey Mace, did you eat yet today?” He would ask every once and awhile.
Mason shook his head, slightly jealous how Evan’s Godspeak allowed him to learn every language. There was no struggle of communication for him.
“Alright to the kitchen we go!” He trotted on ahead. Learning to walk in his new body came easier to him than it did for Mason.
Mason tried to trot after his friend, but he tripped over his own feet and landed face first onto the stone flooring.
“Careful, kid!” The clan leader, Nike had to stumble back to avoid stepping on him. Mason appreciated the blind mirror’s kindness toward him and Evan and for giving them a place to stay, but it annoyed him that she insisted on calling him a ‘kid’.
He was an adult. He died at the age of twenty and lived on a hundred years more as a ghost. He figured he was older than all of the dragons in the clan if the hundred years were counted.
“Oh! Mace! Sorry I forgot you’re still getting the hang of walking,” Evan came back “Do you need help?”
“I’m fine,” the words came out awkwardly, as Mason got to his feet. Evan walked next to him as he carefully put one foot in front of the other.
The kitchen was filled with delicious aromas of all times. The main cook, Firespitter was always there cooking up something. He made the best meals for dragons of all kinds.
The mirror cook smiles as he saw Mason and Evan enter.
“Nice timing! I just cooked up some salmon I think you’d like,” He pushed the plate toward Evan and he licked his lips.
“Alright! Thanks dude!”
“And for you,” Firespitter turned to Mason “I got a vegetarian dish.”
“Thanks,” As a skydancer Mason could eat insects too, but the dragons here realized soon enough that their alien friends weren't too comfortable eating the creepy crawlies. It was a good thing none of them were faes.
Immediately after eating his meal, Mason felt better. It was amazing how much of a difference a full belly made when it came to his mood.
“So you wanna go over to Lakra’s for speech therapy?” Evan asked when he was done licking his plate.
Mason shrugged. He didn’t want to go, but it was also a pain not being able to speak fluently. It was almost ironic. As a human he could speak two languages fluently, which was one more than most of his friends could. And with English and Spanish being the two most common languages where he lived very rarely was he unable to join in a conversation.
Now he could barely say more than a word at a time. He was getting better admittedly, but not soon enough.
Practise will only make it easier He reminded himself. I figure it would be best to see Lakra now.
***
Weeks pass and Mason could walk perfectly again. Flying was a different story, but he wasn’t going to think about that just yet. He was learning more and more Draconion everyday and was quickly grasping the language. He wasn’t fluent yet, but could get by.
And as he got better at speaking, he started to want to learn other things as well.
“Hey, Evan?” he was sitting with his friend outside at night next to the cliff. Mason loved the sound of the waves crashing below. Evan looked up at him, his feathered crest rising in interest.
“I kinda want to do art again.”
Evan grinned “That’s awesome Mace!”
“Yeah… I… I just figured it would be a good idea. Now that I’m alive and all.”
“Are you going to make the comic you always wanted to create?”
Mason nodded “Except… I’m probably going to have to completely re-learn how to draw now.”
“We can sign you up for some art lessons with Flare. I’ve heard she’s a good teacher.”
“Yeah me too. Except Muerto is also being taught by her. I don’t want to make things awkward.”
“That’s a good point.”
“Maybe I should what until I’m a little more comfortable being a dragon before I start…”
“Nah you should just go for! This is what you’ve wanted for over a hundred years now.”
“I know… It’s just… Feels a little weird. When I was alive the first time I wanted so badly to create, but when I needed my creativity the most it dried up and died inside of me. I thought dying would fix that. But it still didn’t come back no matter how much i wanted it to. I spent my life wishing I was dead and I spent my death wishing I was alive. Now I’m alive again and I want to stay this way. But what if I still can’t create? What if it’s gone forever? What if the window of opportunity I had to create my comic is gone now? What if the story I wanted to tell falls onto deaf ears?”
“I don’t know what to tell you man, except you should try. And if you think this is a story worth telling then I’m sure others will too.”
Mason smiled “Thanks dude.”
“No problem. Like I’ve said before. I’m here for you.”
***
Art is hard. Mason decided after a few weeks of learning under Flare.
He never thought art was easy but learning from scratch when he knew he could draw decently before was more frustrating than he could imagine.
He wanted to draw his characters again, but all that came out was scribbles. Holding pencils and other utensils was so foreign now.
And if frustrating himself wasn’t bad enough, Muerto sometimes went to the lessons as well, which created an uncomfortable silence between the two of them.
Too much had happened between them in the past that there was no mending the wounds that both of them caused each other. When Mason died Muerto struck a deal with him. He would spare Mason’s Soul from Eternal Punishment and let his ghost live in the Underworld Palace as long as he promised not to interfere with god business.
It was a fair deal considering Muerto was breaking the most important Law of the Underworld.
Mason’s thoughts were deep in the waters of the nasty things he had done to Muerto. He felt a mixture of anger and guilt toward the young god. On one hand Muerto gave him a nasty Curse that was a contributor to his untimely death, but on the other Mason captured Muerto and tortured him.
There was no way Mason could have known that the God of Death was a misguided child. He thought Muerto was playing tricks, that he was only pretending to be a scared little boy.
It’s what the voice feeding him lies told him.
“Sooo…” a green and brown mirror piped up during one of Muerto and Mason’s silence during one art lesson “How’s everyone doing today?” Frankenstein was an odd dragon. From what Mason understood she was an undead creature, and she once almost killed Muerto. She had a hunger that could only be controlled by a powerful spell cast on her by a tundra named Hecate. When that tundra was attacked her spell had broke on Frankenstein and she tried to eat Bubonic and then Muerto. Hecate recast her spell and so far Frankenstein hadn’t gone on any violent rampages.
Apparently she and Muerto made up not too long ago and now considered themselves friends. Franken liked to join Muerto as he painted. It was relaxing for them both.
“I’ve been fine. How about you Franky?” Muerto answered.
“I’ve been great! My sweet Windy sent me the most adorable letter yesterday!”
“That’s great!”
“Oh and Sig and Mori both say hi to you and the clan.”
“Write back and say I say hi too. Oh that reminds me, have you heard what Shamhna has been up to lately?”
“No! What?”
“She moved from Clan Stjerneklart and founded her own clan in the Viridian Labyrinth!”
“Really? That’s incredible!”
They talked like old friends. It was jarring to hear how happy Muerto was when he spoke to her. Was it really possible for the usually distrustful kid to really forgive and even befriend someone who once tried to kill him? Could it be possible that maybe one day he and Mason could be friend too?
Mason shook his head. Being friends with Muerto was a ridiculous idea. It would never happen. There was too much bad blood.
“So Mason, I heard you’re a writer?” Mason’s antennae twitched when Frankenstein turned to him.
“Oh yeah well… Comic artist and writer actually.”
“Oh wow that’s cool! What’s your comic going to be about?”
“Uh… Well it’s going to be a sci fi.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s a genre that takes place in the future.”
“Oh cool!”
“And it has like high tech stuff like robots.”
“Sounds like something a Lightning dragon would be into!”
“Oh uh I’m sorry what’s a Lightning dragon?”
“It’s an Element type! Like you’re a Water dragon. There’s eleven different Elements. I’m Plague, Muerto is Ice and Flare is Water like you too! You can tell by a dragon’s eye color. It usually indicates where a dragon was born, but there are exceptions. And with each Element types comes stereotypes. Lightning dragons are known for being into tech stuff.”
“Ah ok cool! Thanks for telling me.”
“No problem!” Frankenstein smiled and then turned to Muerto, showing him her painting.
“That looks amazing!” He smiled. The whole time Frankenstein spoke to Mason he just stared at his canvas.
***
“It’s weird, Evan,” Mason said to his friend one day after his lessons.
“A lot of things are weird, Mace. You’re gonna have to elaborate.”
“It’s weird how happy Muerto is in this clan. I’ve never seen him smile so much in the Underworld than he does he. And he talks so freely to the dragons here. He always frowns when he sees me though, not that I blame him.”
“Yeah. He really does seem more carefree here. Probably because he doesn’t have a job here. He’s not a god or a king. He’s just a kid. I’m kinda feeling the same way. Being a god was cool and all, but it’s nice to be a teen again.”
“... It’s nice to be alive again. Feeling the grass under my feet and the sun on my back… it’s a sensation I never knew I would miss.”
Evan frowned “My nerves are still are wacky. Sometimes I can feel stuff, but other times I can’t. I stepped on some glass earlier and it shred up my foot. I was walking around bleeding everywhere and I didn’t even know it.”
Mason winced “Ouch. Are you going to be ok?”
“Yeah I’ll be fine. It’ll heal.”
“Just… try to take care of yourself, ok?”
Evan grinned and nudged Mason “I said I’ll be fine dude! It’s cool!”
“Alright, well see you around.”
Mason stretched his legs and wandered around the clan’s territory, his mind wrapped in his long lost story.
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lithium-lilium-blog · 7 years ago
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Arachnophobe
When I wrote my short story about the struggling artist, I neglected to write about what happened afterwards.
I’ve never been a fan of spiders, and indeed, I am one of those who believes that a fear of spiders is logical, because those bitch ass motherfuckers are scary looking. If we saw a lion roaring in our face and were completely calm, it could be the death of us, so why not feel the same when seeing a pocket-sized eight legged, pincer-bearing monster with numerous cold, beady eyes which acts almost as predictably as the fucking weather? Exactly. However it’s this way of thinking that leaves me locked out of my flat, unable to return.
If we go back to the start of the problem, I’d never had any unwanted visits from my new least favourite creepy-crawlie in my flat. I swear to god not one spider since my arrival in March ‘16. This made it a pretty damn jarring experience when my first ever visit was from a ‘fast moving’, massive-for-this-country motherfucker nicknamed “The Aggressive House Spider”. 
In a foolishly overconfident attempt to take care of this issue myself, I took an easel (I was panicked and not thinking, okay?) and tried to ‘stab’(?) the spider to death. To my total fucking horror the little bastard shit it’s spider pants and darted away at a speed that I don’t personally agree should be allowed for such an already frightening being. She (I call her she because of the research I did prior to this experience, not by any motion of sympathy) spends a short time hiding behind my printer while I attempt to call up my unsuspecting boyfriend for guidance.
I can’t even remember well enough to know if this spider truly was aggressive and made a decisive lunge at me, or if it “ran away” from my attack in exactly the right angle to chase me right out of the door. To justify my fear I will say that there’s at least a chance that the evil bastard did indeed run at me.
The unfortunate thing about the timing of this incident is that it led to my poor boyfriend answering the phone to yelps and screaming, as I ran as fast as I could out of my flat.
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