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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

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2025 and we still out here with the Skylanders doodle pages, I stay winning

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reblog to join a school of fish with prev

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Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

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Good ol' fashioned art memes, always there when I'm in a rut...

Characters:

Grubba - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Klungo - Banjo-Kazooie franchise Dr. Maddiman - Yo-kai Watch franchise Sir Daniel Fortesque - MediEvil franchise Wack Lizardi - Felix the Cat: The Movie Chancellor Cole - The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks

Template under the cut.

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A spin around of the E-123 Omega model used in the ‘Sonic Heroes’ cinematics, posted by Matt McDonald, whose production studio developed the CGI animation. Support us on Patreon

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I love you grandpa but you need to take a bath

Here's the transparent ver of RAT

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i love himm <3

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mutual reblogged my post which means they still love me 10002992 healed 383782728272 revived

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obsessed with this comment on a compilation of puzzle agent cutscenes. i don’t know how to explain it to you man im sorry what you see is what you get

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They are the same. to me

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Another Gearshift? On my almost entirely robot centric blog? Surely not

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continuing to spread my qpr metamy propaganda

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Unfortunately "eat the rich" includes Trigger Happy. Fortunately Trigger Happy has volunteered to eat himself. Everyone applauded his bravery and unsettling enthusiasm

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