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reynard61 · 3 months ago
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The sofa sodomizer and his TechBro money suppliers don't just want to sodomize sofas...
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thewales-family · 2 years ago
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Looks like Harold wrote more about Catherine than his wife. Weird...
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reynard61 · 14 days ago
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This needs an update:
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Jesus Christ please vote idc if Biden is in hospice care we cannot let Trump become president again
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eroticlamb · 3 months ago
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Kinetica Art Fair, 2012, featuring 'Pony' by Tim Lewis  (video source)
edit: i feel the need to specify that this is a robot for everyone who's confused 😭
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blumencia · 2 months ago
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middle-earth-mythopoeia · 1 month ago
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Uh, guys? Don't confuse your crappy televised fanfic for the story that Tolkien actually wrote.
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Galadriel was never "under Sauron's thrall." That's something ROP made up. In Unfinished Tales, she was the only one in Eregion who suspected that Annatar was lying about being an emissary of the Valar. Celebrimbor was deceived by him. She was not. She was certainly not "under his thrall." No, not even because she had Nenya.
Yes, when Frodo offered her the One Ring, she was tempted. It could have given her the power to prevent the fading of Lothlórien. But when she makes this speech in the book, and in the Peter Jackson movies, it's her own thought, she's not repeating something that Sauron said to her once:
“You will give me the Ring freely! In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!”
These are Galadriel's words. Her words. Not Sauron's. And she was tempted by the One Ring because she could have been a more powerful queen, not Sauron's queen. Like, you guys really took one of the most powerful and complex female characters in Tolkien's works and you made her story all about a man and his power over her and his manipulation of her. Fuck off.
And stop tagging ROP as Lord of the Rings.
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reynard61 · 2 months ago
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Where I come from we call that "give you a child" thing -- especially if it's done without the consent of the party that you're wanting to "give" the child to -- rape/sexual assault. Protip: It's a thing that you can be thrown into prison for for quite a while. So you might want to cool it with that kind of talk. Jus' sayin'... 😒
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elon it’s me, your guardian angel. taylor swift has endorsed a political candidate you don’t like—you have to tell her you will make her bear your child. use the social media website you paid 40 billion dollars for. tell her you’ll put a baby in her goddamn belly. that’s normal behavior and it will definitely get everyone on your side
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reynard61 · 2 months ago
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a.k.a. The normalization of political violence against The Other.
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ocegion · 25 days ago
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The (unintentionally) funniest things in the very serious vampire novel Dracula by Bram Stoker, in my most humble personal opinion
Count Dracula, whose only topic of interest is his own glory as a warlord of times past, dressing up as a servant and cooking, setting the table and folding sheets among other housework to fool Jonathan, probably while muttering to himself 'it's okay Vlad you're still cool you're still cool' over and over again
Dracula throwing a fit at Lucy's window while in bat form like 'You shut out Dracula? You shut him out like the mosquito? Oh, vampirism for you! Vampirism for you for all eternity!'
Dracula, once again at a window while in bat form trying to listen to Van Helsing planning his demise, and being fucking shot at by Quincey Morris and having to flee like 'wait what the FUCK was that???'
On the topic of how trigger-happy Morris is; Van Helsing going on about all the traditional lore on how to figh vampires and Morris saying 'how about we just fucking shoot him' 'yes we'll take that into account too, extra credit'
'oh lmao it's that bitch Harker, can't believe he made it out of my cas- shit he's got a knife' *immediately jumps out the window and flees the country*
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Mina, fully and acutely aware of evertything relating to Lucy's death, otherwise the most sensible character in the novel: Last night I dreamed about the creature from hell that lives literally next door and I woke up this morning feeling absolutely awful. I'm sure it's nothing worth mentioning tho
Dracula's demise being larlegy in part due to the fact that he spends most of his time dealing with English bureaucracy and leaving his mail lying around. like the lord of darkness himself sitting in an office to buy a ship ticket, being cryptic and edgy while the worker is just like 'yeah whatever here you go, next' is something that actually happens in the novel
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a-friendly-xenomorph · 2 months ago
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retrogamingblog2 · 2 months ago
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reynard61 · 2 months ago
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Because the Corporate Archons who own the media pay their worthless scribblers to ignore anything that might make The Fascist Gasbag look bad.
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Vote for Kamala
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cheezitofthevalley · 4 months ago
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weirdcore blinkies
weirdcore stamps
idk how weird these are but I tried my best
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clippy blinkie by @banana-dawg
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blumencia · 1 year ago
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iloveabortions · 7 months ago
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Zoè Gruni
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