#creepsandcrawls

[miraclethemagician]

Elizabeth...

who has been very generous our entire relationship to us. she is very sweet and dear to us. and now, because we are evil, and to pay for her do gooding crimes, we have trapped her soul in black and white.... at least she is smiling in her monochrome masterpiece .........

@creepsandcrawlers

[kencollects]

Cosgood Creeps and Cuthbert Crawls, two lawyers after Col. Beauregard Sander's estate, dressed up as the Phantom Shadows in an attempt to scare the inheritors off in the episode entitled "A Night of Fright is No Delight".  They would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids! #KenCollects #PhantomShadow #CreepsandCrawls #ScoobyDoo #ScoobyDooWhereAreYou #saturdaymorningcartoons #meddlingkids #funko #funkopop #funkofamily #funkopops #funkomania #funkofunatic #funkofanatic #funkopopvinyl #originalfunko #funkoaddict #funkocollector #popfunko #funkophotoaday #funkocollection #funkovinyl #funkocommunity #toycollector https://www.instagram.com/p/B0rCYmEA_GK/?igshid=12ttfju8ld9z6

[tyrantisterror]

creepsandcrawlers replied to your chat: Wise Mentor: To find inner peace, you must let go...

god that post really put you in the shadow realm huh

It’s my goddamn kryptonite.

[pecheling]

Like Luna Lovegood.

You can’t really ask things directly, but their knowledge comes when needed.

catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they just have the mii theme playing in their head nonstop

[killer-rabbit-of-caerbannog]

Potent Quotables

God may judge you, but his sins outnumber your own. - Tumblr user afabbaeddel

“I’ll do anything for you!” “Anything?” “Anything!” “Then perish.” - Obama hewwo rp

Violence for violence is the rule of beasts. - Tumblr user Kumagawa, quoting a dream version of Obama

I will face God and walk backwards into hell. - Twitter user @drill

One day, you’ll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you’ll have to justify the space you’ve filled. - Tumblr user curseworm

“If you eat it, the fey own you, though.” “That’s the fey’s problem.” - Tumblr users creepsandcrawlers and kramergate

You kneel before my throne, unaware that it was born of lies. - Tumblr user aplpaca

No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass. - Tumblr user polygonfighter

What fatal flaw has God injected the human psyche with? Why must we always strive for the things furthest away from us? - Tumblr user pukicho

Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so. - Tumblr user hokuto-ju-no-ken

Weird hill to die on, but at least you’re dead. - Tumblr user primarybufferpanel

Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling. - Tumblr user one-time-i-dreamt, quoting a dream character called Time

Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot kill me in any way that matters. - Tumblr user personsonable

Decay exists as an extant form of life. - Tumblr user personsonable

Do I look like the kind of man who dies? - Tumblr user watsonshoneybee, quoting a dream version of Prince

I am going to flay your skin from your cowardly bones and wear your hide as a bathrobe. - Tumblr user biggest-gaudiest-patronus

No curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath. - Tumblr user flyfella

Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread. - Tumblr user mintyton

One day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us. - Tumblr user teamesme

It looks like we’re both wrong, but more importantly, you’re wrong. - Tumblr user bombing

I’d rather die standing up than live kneeling. - Tumblr user sectonia

I feel like a lost priest finding Jesus in a bar. - Pinterest user Tibbles

She’s got lungs fit to blow the trumpets at Rapture. - Tumblr user horo, quoting a random guy off the street

Then become the dirt I walk on. - Tumblr user pukicho

I want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to Heaven’s front door. - Tumblr user pukicho

Back to hell with you. - Tumblr user pukicho

“Women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation” “A standing ovulation” “A round of menopause.” “It was a difficult period of history for everyone” “I didn’t ask for this to happen” - Tumblr thread, users who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog, gingerbludger, nightvalesponsors, & helpwigi

“It’s not that deep.” Maybe not originally, but the ground is soft and I am ready to dig. - Tumblr user tailornorata

One day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen. - Tumblr user turing-tested

You callow youths, who think in your innocence that memes come and go, you are tepid fools who still smell of milk. - Tumblr user naamahdarling

“Met a dumb ass today, awful.” “You looked in a mirror?” “Someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful.” - Tumblr users disney-official and soldierpallaton

Why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god who cursed them? - Tumblr user hell-propaganda

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the Devil. - Tumblr user omnybus

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same. - Tumblr user madmaudlingoes

Do good recklessly. - Tumblr user therealflurrin

And I’ll leave my brain wherever I please. And mine may be in a jar, but even without it I seem to have a bit more critical thinking skills than you. - Tumblr user witches-of-color

“Do you think you’ll ever stop loving him?” “The mountain itself is sure to crumble to dust before my love for him ends.” - Tumblr user reclaimeddurin responding to an anonymous question

It’s not my fault you’re human - Tumblr user derinthescarletpescatarian

And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us - Tumblr user malewifecombat

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky - Tumblr user abyss13warlock

Everything you touch will crumble - Tumblr user jumex

You need to not be ruled by your hominid yuckberry instinct. That’s where bigotry comes from. - Tumblr user jumpingjacktrash

I’m at the grasping at straws stage but by god my grip strength has improved. - Tumblr user sometransgal

I know there will come a day when we part ways, whether it be by choice or by death, but please - I want to say a thousand hellos before we must say a single goodbye. Will you let me stay, that we may greet each other when we wake? - me (Tumblr user killer-rabbit-of-caerbannog), quoting a dream version of the prince from Rapunzel

You are not better than Icarus just because you have the benefit of his example. - Tumblr user manywinged

What is man but an animal playing god? - Tumblr user pukicho

What you know will kill you, but you will die laughing. - Tumblr user bondsmagii

[somnambulant-snowball]

And thus, a friendship was born.

(text source: beetledrink, creepsandcrawlers, kramergate, and laflenkenway on tumblr)

[aboleth-eye]

D&D Thanks!

Hey Everyone!  I’ve been posting for the last month about having people play D&D with me in a pre-made character campaign.  Well, on Saturday I had the fortune to have three amazing Tabletop Tumblr players play my campaign--it was a blast!  I saw my characters come to life in some quite interesting ways, and how they interacted with my world made me smile at so many times!  No regrets for posting publicly on the internet I wanted to play games with strangers!

I’m so grateful to @ramses-the-everlasting, @auspool and @creepsandcrawlers for playing on Saturday!  It makes me want to host even more--and you guys know, I’ve got plenty of campaign to go around.  

If anyone ever wants to play during the summer--hit me up!  Let’s make some D&D memories!

[anglophobelit]

@creepsandcrawlers what’s that about English majors

yall r still mad at your high school english teachers for making u analyze shakespeare or hemingway to teach you the most basic understanding of metaphor and themes in art. thats a good thing dude. if people on here were more literate in that stuff we wouldnt have like. reylo shippers

[playboktai]

@creepsandcrawlers that picture with the bucket of snails is probably the first thing you’ve reblogged that is full of crawlers and creeped me out, good work

[thelibrarycee]

softmossgoddess reblogged your photo:creepsandcrawlers: doomy: we did it everyone ...

Can we get more details

At Christmas several years ago, some friends and I went to Applebee’s for dinner. They had lights strung up along the banisters and I sat closest to them. I kept noticing a stinging feeling in my arm and when I looked back, one of the bulbs was just bare wires and I kept bumping into it, giving me a shock. When we brought this to the server’s attention, he shifted the wires a bit (they moved back) but didn’t unplug or turn off the line. He also vanished soon after taking our orders and reappeared long enough to take our bills and steal the change. They also served another friend of our’s a deep fried screw.

[anglophobelit]

This worked a lot better than I thought @orgaynicchemistry @creepsandcrawlers @condnoms @jamaicajoteria

[ourwitching]

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List of ancient beings on earth right now

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