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Happy Birthday April ♥️
#april jeannette mendez#april brooks#aj brooks#aj lee#geek goddess#beauty#geek#wrestler#wwe#aestethic#aestehtic#coupsdecoeur#happy birthday#hbd#birthday#sweet april#crazy is my superpower#actress#phil brooks#wonder woman#glow#women of wrestling#wow
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For a decade I had a singular mission: to make it to the WWE. To become a professional wrestler. I had done that. I had accomplished what had at times seemed unattainable, but what was I going to do now? I couldn’t rest on my laurels and be satisfied with simply “making it.” When you finally live out your biggest dream, the next step must always be: Dream bigger. On a blank sheet of paper I wrote “My Ten-Year Life Plan” in giant letters.
AJ "Lee" Mendez - Crazy Is My Superpower (April 4, 2017)
#AJ Lee#AJ Mendez#AJ Mendez Brooks#WWE#wweedit#Crazy Is My Superpower#Happy Birthday#Flashing gif#My Gifs
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💜Aj Mendez💜
She's my childhood wrestler
2007-(2015, wwe) Present
"𝓒𝓻𝓪𝔃𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝔂 𝓢𝓾𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻-"𝓐𝓳 𝓜𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝔃
Picture Created:Bazart
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Out of all of the people The Ghost King Phantom expected to relate to, it definitely wasn’t the scrawny red headed photographer of the Daily Planet. Jimmy Olsen has gotten so many temporary superpowers over his time being Superman’s friend. Hell, he once gained a 4th dimensional being’s reality warping abilities when he was given said dimensional being’s powers during a fight. Sure there’s a dozen or so heroes with the same amount of powers he has, but none as suddenly granted to them as a all powerful god that can relate to a teenager.
#bones speaks#hi this is bones in the future: below tags I do mean but I was Not Sober while writing them so they may have severe spelling errors#bones prompts#dpxdc#dp x dc#just google the amount of times Jimmy has had powers and what they are. I just read a comic#where the F PLOT of all things is Jimmy getting superpowers and causing havoc in Metropolis. that’s how frequent this is#the all powerful god powers was in a recent Batman/Superman Worlds Finest issue where he got Mxyzptlk’s powers#like guys. there are SO many heroes that have more powers than Danny in DC.#off the top of the dome I can only name a few (in my defense I am Not Sober so memory is Not Good:)#Raven. The Spectre. Superman. The Atom. Batman (temporary powers). Dr Fate. Martian Manhunter#and I could name more if my memory wasn’t shot rn#this is a mini rant in the tags but I’m so tired of the ‘Danny has so many superpowers it would stump DC’#it would for sure shock them. but they wouldn’t be surprised. why are they all so shocked from Danny’s arrival?#I’ve made many posts about how much more interesting Danny simply being in the JL like it’s just another Tuesday would be interesting#so many folks enjoy the discovery aspect of Danny and not the part where he’s alreaady a JL member and is#*isnt OP. it’s so much more interesting to write a character with flaws. make him regular powered and able to be struck down by a Big Bad#and not just his weaknesses. he’s been beaten to shit by ghosts before. the angst possibilities is crazy.#Billy Batson looking at a kid nearly his age get hurt more and more by Black Adam? Fear Gas setting him on a rampage in Gotham absolutely#destroying his perception of what being safe is anymore. Lex Luther finding his weakness and wrecking his shit#it could be SUCH an interesting direction to take dpxdc but no one does. when I write prompts with those ideas they make a fraction of the#notes of the prompts where I pander and have batfam in them. diversity of ideas in fandom is what makes us strong. keep the new and#unorthodox ideas flowing. it feels like you’re swimming upstream but it’s worth it to help a fandom grow
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if Yellow Jacket Ethan saw the way Black Friday Ethan was talking about Hannah, he'd knock his teeth out.
#“the hell you mean you 'she's being a little snot today'??? That's my fucking kid”#“'I don't speak crazy' SHE HAS SUPERPOWERS”#hatchetfield#starkid#hatchetverse#black friday#black friday musical#ethan green#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#yellow jacket#nmt2#hannah foster
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One of my favorite things about Leo’s portals is the fact that they’re tangible.
He can throw those like frisbees and hit people with them like?? The boys’ abilities are so fun and magical and even sci-fi-esque but this aspect of Leo’s portals are so distinctly a Looney Tunes flavor of cartoon-y that I absolutely adore.
And sure this aspect of the portals can be used for fighting, but moreover the sheer amount of visual gags this does and can create is infinite.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#Leo’s abilities include hammerspace and portable holes like how cartoony can u get I love it#listen I’m telling you above all else the boys’ abilities are closely tied cartoon logic and I think that’s beautiful#sure the superhero scifi and fantasy/magic genres are super present for their abilities too but the looney tunes cartoon nature of them?#yeah that’s where they SHINE#‘rottmnt is bad bc it goes against what tmnt is-‘ it is quite literally the closest we have to the 1987 show imo#let my boys be fun and crazy cartoon characters#no but fr plz read the cartoon physics superpower wiki page and see how many of those apply to the boys lol#their true power- being silly little guys :3
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world's first hetyuri
#i 4got to post this here...#ajpunk nation this is for all 3 of you#mine#soapbox#cm punk#aj lee#wwe#ajpunk#punklee#read crazy is my superpower yesterday im NOT normal about it. aj lee you are so fucking loved
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I think one of my favorite things about saiki k and the reason i keep coming back to it is how it takes superpowers that we are so used to thinking of as something amazing and highlights just how awful something like that can be. It takes the extraordinary and flips it on its head and say "hey but wouldnt this actually suck if you think about for more than three seconds?" Its something i really like because it creates much more interesting characters imo. A lot of super powerful characters in media feel pretty flat because the focus is on how great and awesome their powers are, but in saiki k you just have this guy who is basically god but hayes it and is dead set on being as average as possible. One of my other favorite things is all the disability metaphor potential
#slaps roof of saiki kusuo: this bad boy can fit so much projection on him#it really takes the usual superpower tropes and throws them out a window#my third thing is the gender but dont get me started#i have no smart articulation for it saiki is just doing gender so crazy and i want that#it is late idk if any of this is logical but this show is in my brain lately#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki k
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imagine if salmon run is disabled forever after the big run because we killed literally all the salmonids and stole ONE BILLION of their eggs
like "oops! you all overfished too hard! there's no more salmonids to take eggs from!"
#txt#splatoon#splatoon 3#like it definitely won't happen but it'd be pretty fucking hilarious tbh#but also like. haunting. jflldkjfka#lil judd must be eating good with all those eggs...#what if he's not actually collecting them all for some huge master plan#and he's just eating them#the fanciest fucking caviar#i had a feeling we would do it but it was pretty fucking crazy to come home early from work and find out we BROKE the fucking egg counter#my ass staying in base profreshional rank only getting a record of 100 eggs in a run: i'm doing my part!#i am Not That Great at salmon run. but to be fair my superpower seems to be being painfully mid at every game i enjoy#not that good. not that bad. just mid.#jack of all games master of none etc etc#anyway what the fuck guys we are all fucking maniacs i think we might have just caused an extinction event
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Baz is playing a dangerous game, picking on my favourite colonist. Going to fall to Wookshy's level at this rate. He's lucky Irwin is too mature to start a social fight over this, because I don't favour Baz and his Generic Spear's odds in a match against Irwin and his Super Cool Persona Zeushammer, Xanxalbur.
Also bold to pick on the guy whose hairstyle is closest to looking like your boyfriend's hair. I guess Zonovo is used to being bullied, though, so maybe it wouldn't bother him. Poor kid.
In brighter news, body modder Fafo is having the greatest day of her life ever, so that's nice.
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#rimworld#gracie plays#art#my art#traditional art#rimworld art#unpolished art#Now I don't have to worry about which of Fafo's arms I draw bionic#She just has two#Easy peasy!#I've acquired a bionic tongue and spine too#So if nobody else needs them urgently she can have them as well#I'm curious if there's going to be tension between body purist Debby and body modder Fafo soon#I kind of hope there is#Imagine picking a fight with the crazy lady who has two superpower cyborg arms#I wanna draw it lmao#Anyway have a good day y'all!! <3#The Animist Alliance
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Happy Birthday April ♥️
#april jeannette mendez#april brooks#aj brooks#aj lee#geek goddess#beauty#geek#wrestler#wwe#aestethic#aestehtic#coupsdecoeur#happy birthday#hbd#birthday#sweet april#crazy is my superpower#actress#phil brooks#wonder woman#glow#women of wrestling#wow
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Here is a fun edit I made to celebrate AJ Lee’s birthday, which is inspired by her incredible Crazy Is My Superpower book - a powerful book that means a lot to me. I hope everyone likes it. Happy Birthday, AJ. I love you. 🥰🎈🎉 🖤🕷️💗
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mirrors
empires superpowers au
another esh au for ya :) this story takes place about 4 months after the end of ‘poisoned rats’.
cw: poor self-image, scars, past abuse
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Jimmy shouldn’t look at the mirror for too long.
He knows this. He knows that he has bad mirror days, and that mirrors are always risky anyways, but this morning he gets out of the shower and just stares at himself.
He’s horrendous.
From the electrical burn down his side and inner thighs to the neat letters across his chest that read Property of Xornoth, every part of his body is horrible. He finds each iteration of the word Pet, each place where skin was grafted, each slash of a knife. If he cranes his neck around, he can see in his peripheral the blurry image of whip marks that criss-cross his back, the last few letters of the curious little bird scars.
And as Jimmy stares at the marks, eyes boring into the place on his stomach where PET is spelled out in big letters, he can’t help but feel the world tilt a little.
He’s a pet. He’s a bad pet. He left his master and tried to live a life like a normal person, but he can never be normal. He’s never been normal. He needs a master, he needs his master.
His master—Xornoth is dead, Jimmy tells himself firmly. He’s not—he’s not a pet. He’s Scott’s boyfriend, and he’s his own person, and. . . .
Pet. Property of Xornoth. It hurts. It hurts Jimmy’s head to look at, feeling wrong and right all at once. He’s a pet. He’s—he’s Jimmy. The Canary. No. Not the Canary. Solidarity. No, just Jimmy. Well, Solidarity in emergencies.
Solidarity happens sometimes. If he’s Solidarity sometimes, that means he’s not Jimmy all of the time. He’s Jimmy sometimes. He’s a pet sometimes. He doesn’t—he needs—
“Jimmy?”
Pet. Curious little bird. Mine. Pet. Property of Xornoth. Pet.
There’s a knock on the bathroom door. Jimmy jolts for a second, takes in his surroundings. He’s—he’s . . . pet. Property of Xornoth. Pet.
“I’m coming in, I need to brush . . . Jimmy?”
Jimmy doesn’t quite manage to tear his eyes away from the mirror, where they’re fixated on his scars. He swallows around the lump in his throat and one hand comes up from where it rests at his side, lightly tracing the three letters on his stomach.
“Okay, we’re not going to do that today,” someone grunts, and then Jimmy’s being gently pivoted until the mirror is totally out of his view and he’s—
He’s in the hallway of his house. His house he has with Scott. Scott’s beside him, has just walked him out here.
His eyes fall down to his stomach, to the skin graft scar just above his knee and the letters above the other one—the burn down his side and the letters down his front—
Then he’s hit in the face with something soft and he automatically puts his hands out to catch it, finding a shirt. Sweatpants hit him a moment later.
“As much as I enjoy the view, you’ll feel better with clothes on,” Scott tells him, and Jimmy knows he’s right. He pulls the shirt (long-sleeved, bless Scott) over his head, then wriggles into the sweatpants, all in the middle of the hall while Scott brushes his teeth behind him.
It’s like a band has been removed from around his chest and he can begin to breathe again. Breathe he does, and the world tilts again and goes blurry for a second and he realizes just what had happened.
He groans, sinks down against the wall until he’s landed on the floor. Scott shoots him a sympathetic look, swishes and spits into the sink. “Doing better?”
“I’m tired now,” Jimmy grumbles. “I just got up. The shower woke me up, and now I’m tired again. This sucks.”
“I’m sorry, baby,” Scott says in between rinsing out his mouth. “This is the fourth time in two weeks, though. Should we pin the towel over the mirror again?”
A towel had been pinned over the mirror during the early days of Jimmy’s recovery. Seeing himself had launched him into a panic attack regularly, so discussions with his therapist had led to this suggestion. They’d removed the towel just a month ago.
“I guess.” Jimmy sighs loudly, scrubs at his eyes. “I thought I was getting better.”
“You know what Nora says. Recovery—”
“—isn’t linear, yeah, I know,” Jimmy finishes. He just wishes it was. “Two steps forward, one step back and all that. We sure that scar treatment isn’t an option?”
Scott hums, looking over at Jimmy from where he’s rubbing lotion into his face. “It might be, but you’d have to let a doctor examine the scars first. And I don’t think we’re there, yet.”
He’s right. Jimmy had had to be doped up to even tolerate a dentist appointment last month (which had led to a bad spiral of feeling like an animal taken to the vet). He hasn’t set foot in a hospital or doctor’s office since that first month after getting out, and that month had been a long blur of distress and additional trauma.
“If it helps, I love the way you look,” offers Scott, exiting the bathroom to sit on the floor beside Jimmy. “Scars or no, you are a snack.”
Jimmy snickers, shoves him playfully. “Thanks, but that wasn’t the problem today. It was just . . .” he gestures helplessly, “just the words. The whole . . . ownership feeling. It sucks.”
Scott’s quiet for a moment before murmuring, “I’m sorry.”
“Nah, it’s fine,” Jimmy shrugs him off. “‘S just my brain being stupid. I don’t believe it—” doesn’t he?— “but it sucks. I’ll be okay, really.”
Scott doesn’t look too sure about that, but he gives Jimmy a quick peck on the lips and stands, stretches. “I’ve got to head out on patrol, but give me a call if you need anything, yeah?”
Jimmy nods—believably, he hopes. He stands as well, follows Scott back to the bedroom, sprawls out across the bed and watches Scott get dressed. He wolf-whistles loudly when Scott pulls off his nightshirt, showing off his defined abs, then even louder when he slowly strips his sweatpants off, waggling his eyebrows seductively.
“Woo! Major, you’re so dreamy!” Jimmy cheers in a high-pitched voice. Scott snorts in laughter, takes a few more moments to spin slowly, then gets back to actually getting ready for work.
“Love you!” he calls over his shoulder, securing his cape in place, as he leaves the bedroom.
“Hey!” Scott pokes his head back around the corner, a smirk playing on his lips. “Yes, love?”
Jimmy crosses his arms, sticks out his bottom lip. Scott knows what he’s done. It’s a crime. Jimmy should have him arrested.
He takes pity on Jimmy after a moment, swooping back in for a long kiss before sliding out of the room.
“Love you!” Jimmy shouts after him. He hears a kissing sound, then the front door slamming.
And he’s alone. Alone with the marks on his skin.
If Jimmy was stronger, actually recovering properly, he’d call his therapist, ask for an appointment sooner than Friday. But Jimmy’s not strong. He’s never been strong. He was easy to break, after all.
He traces the letters on his stomach, hidden by one thin layer of clothing. He’s not free yet. He may never be free.
#empires smp#empires smp fanfic#flower husbands#empires superpowers au#esh au#mas writes#011023#well gosh darn dang if it ain't tuesday#i mean. i hope this queue function works and it posts on a tuesday#be a bit awkward if that didn't work out#i accidentally posted this for a split second actually#i deleted it asap#so if you saw it and then it disappeared and now you think ur going crazy#that's my bad#but anyways lmk what you think#love you guys!
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I hope every war crime commiting fuck dies.
#everytime i see the pictures of people in the gofundmes i cant help but feel so fucking angry and sad and god#i know ppl who can barely afford shit donating meanwhile political leaders of superpowers are at “best” doing fuck all and#and worse activly aiding helping and involving themsleves in the fucking murder of thousands#its disgusting#im not a ficking doomer or whayever but my fucking god i hope they all die painfully#how can you hear about all these people dying because of you and not fucking feel anything#it makes me feel crazy
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Hanawa has established that he's a man who's interested in other people. In his first fight with Taiyo, I said that he seemed to be testing Taiyo, trying to see if he was as capable as the Yozakura name implied. This entire fight feels like another test. Specifically, I think Hanawa is testing Taiyo's emotional endurance.
It’s not enough to be a good spy physically and mentally. You also have to be a good spy emotionally—you have to focus on your target, ignoring all distractions and personal biases, and disregard all morality except your own (or that of your client’s). So in this fight, Hanawa (1) taunts Taiyo, (2) messes with his sense of right and wrong, and (3) manipulates his conscience. He's specifically aiming for the part of Taiyo that wants to save people, the part that Hanawa thinks motivated Taiyo to save that little girl.
But what does Taiyo do? He looks Hanawa in the eye and says "I don't care." He makes it clear that he's not interested in the "right" or "wrong" of the situation, even going so far as to admit that he never thought he was in the right. He's simply decided to protect what's important to him.
And to be clear, Taiyo isn't saying that he doesn't care about other people's wellbeing or that he wouldn't save them if it were possible. He's simply focusing his line of vision, streamlining his priorities so that Hanawa's jabs don't get to him. Mutsumi needs saving. Taiyo will save her. And if he needs to make a choice between Mutsumi or the greater good, he'll choose Mutsumi, consequences be damned.
#i also wanna say something about taiyo's crazy high resistance to the poison???#i mean hanawa said straight-up that he should be totally paralyzed right now#he attributes it to the yozakura training and well. they haven't been feeding him poisoned breakfasts for nothing#but hanawa's poison is a unique blend of poisonous plants so would taiyo have the opportunity to become immune to it#especially in such a short amount of time#also a little skeptical about the tooth cap explanation tbh#there wasn't a telltale crunch or anything to overtly indicate that taiyo used a tooth cap#it feels like hanawa is just making an assumption bc no normal human can resist that much poison w/o help#am i just overthinking it? i feel like i'm overthinking it#this is totally feeding my superpowered!taiyo theory btw /hj#mission yozakura family#taiyo asano#hanawa the courier#sage rambles#long post
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see neftoon zamora is a weird book with an ending that kind of undermines a lot of the ideas presented in the book, but i love it a lot and i feel like a lot of people were turned off by it because they find it odd that mike made himself the main character and i just have to say… they’re not… their sp… one of their main special interests is not mike nesmith’s entire fucking past… they just think of him as the random monkee guy who invented mtv… so they don’t get it… they don’t get it like i do…
#the monkees#mike nesmith#the long sandy hair of neftoon zamora#not to say that isn’t a weird girl thing of him to do putting himself as the main character#also nez is such a fucking loser in that book it’s so silly#neffie the trans goddess queen totes him around like a little dog while chatting with harouk and they have to stop him from walking into a#pole or something#he made himself a loser#but like… it’s a very victorian thing to just stick yourself as the main character. i kind of dig it. he’s exploring himself and his place#in the world/order of things. fine.#but people just don’t get it like i do lol because i see mike giving out snippets of his teenage years and eat that shit up i get so excite#mike and his big tall buff motorcycle riding girlfriend who is so so gender but also so so lack of gender#adventures of three queer people#i’m crazy because today i wrote down a whole thing about how neffie and fucking star catcher from g3 of my little pony are similar#my two big fixations right now are neftoon zamora and g3 my little pony i don’t know why#it’s such a useless comparison but apparently my fixations are centering around transgender demigod-like women who are a bit superpowered#and tote around a random layman that they see a lot of potential and talent in and show them the wider ways of the universe and#their own selves#okay i’ll shut up now
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