#crazy human

[shahinelected]

🇦🇿 Adrenalin Sevərlər!

🇺🇸 Adrenaline Lovers!

🇷🇺 Любители Адреналина!

🇹🇷 Adrenalin Severler!

#shahinelected #adrenalin #adrenaline #adrenalina #moto #motor #motoskletxoşbəxtlikdir #мото #адреналин

[omgitssonic]

Crazy Human - Necro Snakes

[eurychphanpelcael]

この世界には、二種類の狂った人間が存在する。 性癖に狂った人間と、正義に狂った人間だ。

There are two kinds of crazy human in this world. They are human who are crazy about sexuality and human who are crazy about justice.

[notherpuppet]

Morning After

Part 2/4

Part 1 | Part 3

[ruporas]

dragon meat, you, and me

[wojtekaneko]

That's how it went

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..

[kidcaroline]

Friendly reminder that when Appa was kidnapped, Toph understood Aang and thought his feelings were valid and she wasn't mad with him

Toph in the same book: "His friend was taken, i would be mad too"

These kids are more mature and empathetic than many people in the fandom

[pinkfey]

edit: thank you @sidneyfirefae for the image description!!

[azuneekun]

Opinions on Caldarus?

i like him a lot.

[straylaughs]

neuvillette is just so peak character to me because everytime we see him do some regular human things i instantly remember that he's literally the hydro dragon sovereign incarnate, one of the 7 elemental dragon sovereigns who ruled teyvat before the primordial one and descenders came, a being that possesses power that far surpasses archons and you're telling me he fell for a marketing scheme

[shahinelected]

🇦🇿 Bu video, bu Oğlanın sonuncu videosu idi! 😂

🇺🇸 This video, was the last video of this Boy! 😂

🇷🇺 Это видео, было последним видео этого Мальчика! 😂

🇹🇷 Bu video, bu Çocuğun son videosuydu! 😂

#shahinelected #moto #motorcycle #crazy #funny #motor #mizah #prikol #приколы

[omgitssonic]

Insane Dizzle

[supd00dle]

What are in those bags?

[notherpuppet]

Buckshot: Part 3 of 4

Getting to know the nanny

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 4

[jimvasta]

Humans and their pets

The sentient races of the universe have just about started to get their heads, or approximate similar in function body parts, around the odd nature of humans but only recently have humans begun to bring other Earth creatures into space with them.

“Don't worry about Fluffy, he's totally ship trained.” the human designated Bradley spoke with frightening casualness about the creature sat at his side. It's muzzle was level with his hips and it's forward facing eyes showed it had predator history just as much as humans did.

“It has fangs.” Captain Mota'tog was unimpressed. The permissions were correctly stamped on the file and yet such a creature hardly appeared inoffensive.

“He does not, he's not poisonous. Of course some of his teeth are sharp, he's an omnivore.”

“He's a hunter.”

“He mostly hunts biscuits. He'll scavenge in the canteen from anyone soft enough to feed him. He's a certified well-being dog. People stroke him, he's got really soft fur, it makes them feel better. Look, he's wagging his tail, it means he likes you.”

Mota-tog whistled uncertainly.

“Oh wow!” One of the human engineers arrived at the airlock and dropped her bag as she stared at the dog. “So cute!”

Fluffy jumped round, tail wagging furiously, nuzzling in as the woman buried her hands in his warm soft fur.

“You are totally gorgeous. You're so fluffy and beautiful, you're like a little polar bear. You're here to stay, yes you are.” the woman happily baby talked to the dog who was more than half her size.

Bradley looked at the Captain and indicated. “See. Dogs make us happy.”

“You do all the care for it.”

“Of course.”

There were some false starts with the rest of the crew who were not so trusting of the huge pack hunter in their midst, but over the next few months they slowly learned to trust that the worst he would do was beg for food off their plates at meal times. Some of the braver aliens even began to pet him.

Then an alarm sounded.

Everyone raced to their emergency stations.

Bradley was in the cargo hold, his duty was to check the cargo was safe and secure.

He had quickly trained Fluffy to sit in a corner out of the way. It kept him safe in case anything shifted. The last thing he wanted was for his pet to get hurt by moving cargo.

The clang of magnetic grabs was deafening.

The alert was for a boarding raid.

Pirates.

Bradley cracked his knuckles and picked up a pry bar.

Through the rest of the ship there were varying degrees of panic.

A few of the other species could fight but most looked to the humans, having learned the way they fought when cornered and knowing their best hope to survive was to stay back and wait for the screaming to stop.

“What the fuck is that?!” the shout was shock and outrage. More anger than fear in the moment.

Crouching as it came through the main airlock was a creature taller and broader than anything else on the ship.

“Star spirits preserve us,” Mota'tog whistled. “A Batath.”

“It's a bloody troll is what it is.” Martins snapped.

Everyone froze as they heard the snarling and growling.

It was not coming from the Batath.

Fluffy arrived at speed and leapt, not caring can his opponent was huge. His fur was already matted with the blood of pirates and this was just another opponent.

The humans charged.

The Batath could only concentrate on one enemy at a time, it was used to picking off creatures as they ran, not fighting them off as something had its teeth deep around a knee trying to rip it apart.

The pirates ran when the Batath fell and the gore covered humans turned to face them.

Bradley let himself drop to the deck. “Don't worry, I'm fine. Good boy, Fluffy.”

Mota'tog shook his feathers as he watched the dog go back from snarling killing machine to placid fuss receiver. “I swear to the spirits, all Earth creatures are insane.”