#crazy hoodie blorbo

[liliallowed]

you are one of the few people who portray his dustness and his sansness equally.

you have my utmost respect.

love you art!

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[quamaii]

POV: You got him a bunny hoodie (he hates it (or does he?)).

(ramble + alternate versions under the cut)

*stumbles in through door* UH. HELLO ?? i made something...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ORLAM !! my scrunkly scrimbly lil ratman blorbo ilysmmmmmm :3 (i am going insane)

i really hope its still his birthday in whatever timezone ur in cus its literally 11 pm for me. speedrunning this caption rn

IM ALSO SO SO SORRY FOR THE TACKY BACKGROUND + ABHORRENT AMOUNT OF ALT VERSIONS i literally had 0 ideas what to do for it and this was the best thing i could come up with. leave it up to good ol quamai over here to pour her soul into making the most scrumptious shading but then completely blank out at the thought of what kind of environment is causing such a scene. dont be surprised if i post this same drawing again but with a better background. actually no do be surprised cus i hate doing complex background + redoing old drawings.

OKAY SO FUN(?) FACT this wasnt originally meant to be a birthday drawing it was just a wip i had from some time ago that was like "haha what if orlam wore a cute bunny hoodie" but as his bday approached i was like. hey wait a minute. and yeah it got turned into this. and yes i know the caption is kinda weird and giving wattpad x reader fanfic but IDC !! CRINGE CULTURE IS DEAD RAAGH !! (okay maybe i care a little bit considering i felt the need to point this out so u wouldnt think i completely lack self awareness shisnsksnejns)

ALSO. LAST THING. DID I MENTION MY BEST FRIEND HAS THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS HIM ?? yeah. crazy i know. so as much as i love orlam i still prioritized her drawing first which is why this bad boy arrived so late BUT ITS OKAY !! hes here n thats all that matters

anyways sorry for this big heaping monstrosity of a wall of text i just felt like u needed to know this. if u read it that is. but if u did thank u i appreciate that u care abt my thoughts :3 so yeah quamai out guys remember to hit that like and subscribe button and turn on notifications and comment how much you love orlam and how much of your mortal possessions you would give up for him (i would give up all of them)

[drmslastmorning]

heyyy if u are still open for questions about your blorbos... i am alwsys ready to brainrot 💖

1. when will dream finally be happy?

2. in regard to punz x luci, what is that dynamic like? is punz an "i can fix him" typa guy or something else?

3. can someone please tell athena that she's gonna be okay?

4. can someone please give dream a hug?

5. how would you describe everyone's fashion senses? who dresses the best and who needs to go to fashion jail?

brainrotting time now that I'm out of bed !!!!

uh. uh . he gets better! he doesn't ever really. haha. fully resolve everything. but he gets better!! will be happy kind of

Punz is an "I can love him as he is" typa guy. He's really abnormal about that fucked up little freak. wants him in every way possible. he has a really weird thing for the crazys

Athena is going to be okay !! at least in the main timeline <3

he uh. he gets hugs from Luci! they're cold and apathetic but hey they're hugs. Echo will hug him too sometimes. they also feel cold

uhhhhh let me think ! Dream dresses very comfortably. big hoodies. hide as much skin as possible. sometimes wears very grating colour combinations but his fashion is fine otherwise. Echo is a daring little thing !! Loves cute short tops and shorts and bright blue colours !!! had a very emo child phase due to Lucis influence but gets very baby and pastel later Sam needs to go to fashion jail tbh. wears wife beater shirts. looks like a horrible abusive dad. is a horrible abusive dad Techno looks fancy but still comfortable. Just a cute little english/history teacher. I'm really bad at describing fashion senses if you can't tell. Punz dresses like a whore. Is a whore. So technically from mine I think Techno or Echo dress the best. fancy little babies @pandorasprisoner feel free to elaborate with yours ?

[herogardn]

𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐧

What's your phone wallpaper? the left half of this neetols art matching with my sweetie :3 Last song listened to: lagtrain ( english ) / will stetson Currently reading: nnnothing ?  nothing.  jjk is on break this week n i cant read the newer issues of idw so.  nada Last movie: god i can't even remember.  the fnaf movie maybe ?  i don't watch movies much ahjbfbjhd Last show: UHHH jjk s2 probably i Also don't watch shows much What are you wearing right now? grey tanktop with knee length yellow sweatpants.  once the ac kicks on tho i'll be wearing a creamsicle colored hoodie LMAO Piercings / Tattoos: i have !!  one tattoo.  it's of xiao's constellation bc hes my beloved little blorbo.  i wanna get another one thats more pokemon themed but i haven't decided yet.  i want piercings but i'd also live without them Glasses / Contacts? glasses !  i only need them for viewing screens and they're weak as shit but i still wear them all the time Last thing you ate? chicken lo mein !  i usually get beef but wasn't feeling it yesterday.  wish i did feel it tho it's so much better Favorite Colour: i like all colors !!!  can i say rainbow is that too cheesy Current hyperfixation: sonic BUT my ocs to be more specific.  i love them so much i Will be annoying about them Do you have a crush right now? teddy did u know i've had this big gay crush on u for over two years now isn't that crazy Favorite fictional character: HONESTLY it's either sonic or xiao.  sonic was like my First Character i ever hyperfixated on and he's my beloved lil blorbo i will always come back to and xiao !!  is more recent but he really means a lot to me.  they can be friends Last place you traveled: god i haven't travelled in years i think the last time was to a childhood vacation spot a couple years ago ?  but it wasn't even that far it was a 3 hour drive give or take.  i wish i could travel more but irl sucks and i'm terrified of travelling on my own so !!

[yanzinator]

spoilers for: blue archive (first volume) (problem solver 68 side stories), breaking bad (seasons 1-4), earth (parts 1984-2024), btd 6 (dark dungeons), overlord (up to volume 15 (season 4 + yet to be released movie)), Saiki K., Sherlock Holmes (2009) and Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows, Moriarty the Patriot

Haruka Igusa

the underconfident shy will run away from everything girl who blew up a restaraunt because the waiter was too nice. She's mentally deranged and I love her. Now technically she does become a good guy but Ill get into why that doesn't really count later. Her total adoration for Aru is amazing and as much as I wish aru took better care of her, I also just think the current dynamic is the best. such are the contradictions of having a blorbo

problem solver 68

yes this includes Haruka, but she's special so she's included twice. Their group dynamic is fucking insane in the best way possible. Aru (red cape wearer) wants the best for the group and hopes to one day make them rich and famous, but she's also a prideful moron. Kayoko (white black hair, and hoodie) keeps aru in check, she looks like a delinquent and happened to be friends with Aru, so now she joined them, but she's actually a normal person who tries to keep things in check. Mutsuki (proccess of elimination cmon now) loves chaos, and chaos comes with Aru, she keeps the group in not check. Haruka thinks Aru is the smartest most amazing person in the world and will do anything Aru even accidentally hints at. This causes a lot of problems. They are a group of hitwomen, the problems they solve are humans, now technically by the end of the story they do become the good guys, but only so far as they help the good guys. The prefect team still hates them and their job is still murder, so like idk, they're still villains to me.

gus fring

this fucker fucks in every fucking way. He thinks logically, and gets what he wants, and what he wants is bloodshed. Every scene he's in is just fucking scary and it's amazing. Despite my love for him, when he died, that was the best scene in the show for me. The way he talks, the way he walks, the way he gives no fucks. Beautiful.

mojo jojo

I don't know much about this guy, I bought his funko pop on whim in a book store, and he looks awesome, and that's enough for me. jojo has Amazing mojo.

Ben Shapiro

This man is fucking crazy, he'll spout absolute nonsense and then claim that proves some from of bigotry or whatever, and people LISTEN! a lot of people hate how this is "unrealistic storytelling" and "would never happen in real life" but I mean look at that face and that hair, this fucker is fucking sexy as fuck, it's totally 100% believable that people believe this guys bullshit, and I think that's amazing.

this specific red bloon

this fucker nearly made and entire fucking map difficulty impossible. Most bloons, even B.A.Ds and DDTs usually just get wiped out or at best end a run or two. not this fucker. This humble little red bloon kept a whole ass level unbeatable for DAYS, until one guy figured out how the hell to pop him, and even then he kept ending so many runs, because the maneuver is still hard as hell to pull off. The shit that went into popping this one singular red bloon, is insane.

Ainz Ooal Gown

I know I know, He's a protaginist. You could argue he's not villain, and maybe if I'd only seen the first two seasons, I'd take you seriously, but considering the way he destroyed a whole ass kingdom, and subdued two, one through intimidation, the other through sending an army and beating it and pretending to be a saviour, ehhhhhhhhhhhh. His priorities are never in order but everything he does is completely logical. He's completely fucked yet he's basically god. This is all pulled off in a completely believable way, it's fucking amazing. also top tier aro vibes.

Saiki Kusuke

this guy is fucking amazing. He's a super genius and still gets dwarfed by his younger brother, and that hurts, but he still loves his brother, yet he's still a villain in the story, because he fucks with kusuo every chance he gets, which honestly, same man, I would do the same shit in his position. Real ass sibling energy, and I love how he ignores Teruhashi, fucking hilarious.

Profesor Moriarty

obviously, there's a lot of depictions of him, pictured are my two favorites. In all cases he's (or sometimes they're) a fucking mastermind who also enjoys fucking with Sherlock for the sake of fucking with him. The former depiction is from the movie Sherlock holmes: game of shadows, where he does everything he does to gain a monopoly over arms dealing while starting a world war (would be the first when this is set). If that doesn't sound sick as all fuck, I wanna know what kinda shit desensitized you to coolness this fucking bad. He only fails at this because Sherlock straight up grabs him and jumps off a roof with him, in a way that leaves no room for survival for either of them. The latter depiction is from the Moriarty anime, I have the first volume of the manga IRL actually, in this one, he's actually 3 guys, and he kills aristocrats who are corrupt and evil. This is the least villanious version of him, but like he still does casually commit premeditated murder with extremely complex plans that are fucking awesome as hell, and the way he looks at his victims as they beg for their lives, chills man. chills.

Here’s some words you can eat.

what’s your favorite villains?

all my favorite characters are villains.

[out-there-so-it-isnt-just-me]

Musings on the CR C3 x EP33 (or I’ve discovered colors and I’m having fun)

First of all: *horrid eldritch screeching and rolling around in all the tension and sadness like it’s a fire I can put out with stop drop and roll*

Second of all: Excellent episode. We know that Matt likes to keep it real with stakes (given his rules for Revivify and other such spells) and that the cast enjoys the stakes he gives them (they’re all actors I feel by the career they chosen they probably on some level enjoy getting to feel the spectrum of emotions good and bad).

He said that they’ve discussed their limits and that he checks in with them to make sure they’re getting what they want and need from the encounter. People need to lay off Matt. People get mad if he “pulls his punches” and they get more mad if he lets two PCs die and suddenly he’s “responsible for their mental health” you can’t have it both ways heathens.

And if your mental health is that fragile you need more help than escapism via critical role can provide and you can’t be mad at them for any psychic damage you took from this episode. I’m not saying you’re not allowed to be hurt by what happens we care about these characters but you can’t take it out on anyone from CR. There’s no wrong and right way to play DnD if everyone’s having a good time (or like a consensually bad time).

I know they’ve monetized this to a crazy extent (but I’m fully willing to participate in that look at the dagger dagger dagger hoodie dang) but I think it’s still their game ultimately and we shouldn’t dictate anything just because they’ve allowed it to be ours as well. They’re under a lot of pressure leave ‘em alone.

Boring irl stuff aside. I have some screaming to do. My blorbos.

FIRST OF ALL: Orrym my love. I’m so devastated about this boy. He’s one of my faves (as all Liam’s character are). Also he’s the one who holds onto their one collective braincell and Imogen can’t take that responsibility all the time. She’s not built that way. She just (literally?) blew up because someone tried to kill Laudna. Both Orrym and Imogen have that aspect of them that just goes absolutely feral when someone hurts their loved ones but Orrym notably doesn’t have strange moon powers so he’s got a limited destruction radius.

Im also especially sad because of how long Liam has been setting up this character. He planted so many seeds for so long and to have the harvest cut short like this is saddening. Also now I’ll never get my Dorian, Dariax, and Orrym polycule I was secretly dreaming about in my head.

Between Fearne and Orrym I’d really like for Orrym’s death to be reversed. Not only because of the potential romance and how much I love the character but I really do want Orrym’s plot resolved. Fearne’s tied into Ruidus nonsense but Imogen’s carrying that subplot and Fearne was a just subsidiary of the moon nonsense. I feel like Orrym’s motivations are just…more needed for the story. Also again he holds the brain cell. Ashton could hold it but he refuses to. Imogen tries to hold it but it slips right out of her grasp into the responsible half longs hands. He’s just the backbone of this compaign in my mind.

However my fear is that Liam loves pain. He loves causing it and marinating in it. Like he released that special Vax in the afterlife playlist (why? So I could hurt? Sadistic bastard). Plus, the way he played Vax during Dalen’s closet? DEVASTATING.

Also I’m not sure if Liam would vibe with both characters coming back to life since that’s backtracking on a lot of consequences and I’m not sure Ashely’s willing to give up playing Fearne considering how much she’s had fun playing feral fey goat. She’s had some of the best lines too (I hope you learned to love…jazz).

Either way I feel this calls for a Robbie reappearance. What are the odds that both the permanent characters from the Exandria Unlimited run got offed. Incredible. There’s probably gonna be at least one reversal and he needs to be there for the ritual. ( love confession, lo-ve con-fes-sion)

I’m so curious about what Orrym was gonna say into the stone (love confession, LOVE CONFESSION). You know it was gonna be something that would just absolutely haunt your every waking moment for the next few months.

Also for Sam’s sake I hope he gets to revivify Orrym. I’m pretty sure it was established in the episode that he has enough spell slots to do one revivify. I can still remember how utterly devastated Sam was when he realized he couldn’t save Vax as Scanlan and I know it’s campaigns later but I really can’t imagine FCG (Sam) having the opportunity to retroactively that mistake and not doing it. Like I’m not sure it makes sense for FCG to fix Orrym instead of Fearne (although I think FCG is also aware who possess the group brain cell) but I know it makes sense for Sam to being back Liam’s character.

Side note, shout out to all the *gay* that was in this episode. I loved Beau and Yasha as the first PC lesbian couple (my heart ever belongs to Allura and Kima I love them so much) but the chemistry between Laudna and Imogen is so much more believable. Also I love their dynamic to pieces. They are so terribly codependent . It’s very feral queer of Imogen to go nuclear because someone is about to touch your (future) girlfriend with intent to harm her and I mean that only as a compliment. And again whatever was going to happen with Liam and the sending stone was *mwah* chef’s kiss.

Like this episode ripped my heart out and stomped all over it but I had a great time. And if something doesn’t go the way I want it that’s what living vicariously through fanfiction is for.

LASTLY congrats to to Taliesin for making it out of the mid 30s episode in campaign 3 without his character perma-dying

My condolences to Travis for the same reason.

That is all.

[nbwriteschaos]

3, 10, and 13 for ryan june and archie :D (if u cannot tell, they are becoming my favourite blorbos)

AAAA THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

ALSO SORRY THIS IS SO LATE

3. What does their safe space look like? Ryan’s safe space is anywhere with Archie, preferably on a couch watching movies. Archie’s is on the field (and also with Ryan, he just finds he feels the least stressed while playing football), and June’s is definitely in the shed where the band gathers for practice. Sometimes she goes there when nobody is there and just hangs out, and Ronyn is okay with this!! She even gave them a key for whenever they wanna go!

10. What kind of jokes make them laugh? Archie loves dad jokes and super obvious jokes, like ones you’d find on candy wrappers. Ryan loves puns. June has a taste for dark humor.

13. Describe your characters typical wardrobe for the day. okokokko so Archie wears a lot of loose fitting clothes and doesn’t venture with his style much. He’s often found in big hoodies and jeans, other times sports shirts or his jersey. He wears Strictly converse and high tops. Ryan is more stylish, usually wearing button up shirts with funky patterns and ripped jeans and stuff like that, but when he’s feeling lazy he just opts for a white tee shirt and jeans or sweatpants. June is also very crazy with their style, like they don’t have just one style. They’re constantly doing their makeup and styling their hair, experimenting with different clothing styles and accessories. Their outfits always depend on their mood too!!!

oc ask game !!