#crashbox hbo

[the-land-of-milk-and-cookies]

More CrashBox

[amoebeau]

Who up crashing they box

[teknopathetic-2000]

[autumnteawithfriends]

It’s hard being a Crashbox fan sometimes, you have to deal with the following

People associating it with Pedophillia because of the Daily Capper

People only knowing who Dora and Slob are (Dora because of the Daily Capper, Slob because of how infamously unsanitary he is)

People who want to fuck Johnny because he’s hot (he doesn’t count for the above point because I legitimately haven’t seen anyone talk about his personality or game, just about how sexy he is)

Eddie Bull vore jokes because those are totally the first thing people want to see when trying to find content of him

Reviews talking about how “scary” this show is and how it gave them spooky scary nightmares and how it shouldn’t have been for kids

How hard it is to find content for any character that isn’t Dora, Johnny, Rocket, Sketch, and maybe Bones

Crashbox being obscure because this show is genuinely amazing and I hate how bland ass anime shit and HH/HB are more popular than this show

[radiokbox]

Hey kids! Do you like Crashbox? Do you like drawing? well I got a prompt for youuu!!!

Introducing the CRASHVEMBER PROMPTS! Thats right! An art prompt for Crashbox fans! Feel free to join it if you can (you can credit me if you want :3)

[cagneyblooms]

watching crashbox rn wow this show is in shitty quality dude

[magneticpolly]

"Gotta shop! It's the law!" 👛

[bellamer]

If they ever bring back Crashbox I’m going to need them to never bring back The Revolting Slob because he scared the shit outta me as a child to the point where when his segment came up I used to run into the next room and close my eyes and cover my ears and my mom would have to come retrieve me to let me know he was gone and when they did the recaps and would show him I would bury my face in her side till it was gone and seeing him still scares the shit out of me. It’s like my thing with Killer Klowns from Outer Space where I know it’s stupid to be scared of it as an adult but I can’t help it.

[barrel-of-merry-aloe-vera]

professor rocket has tumblr sexyman potential

[siedertreestudios]

So I rediscovered this show today

Genuinely thought this was a weird fever dream childhood me made up but NO ITS REAL

I have very spotty memories of this show but I was always so confused but intrigued and I’m pretty sure this was the pipeline to my psychological horror and weird chaos media obsession that I have going on.

Gonna go rewatch some of this shit

[veritys-suspects]

I suppose you’ve heard of this dream I had by now, but if you haven’t, I’ll tell you here.

So I had this dream where my family was getting the floors replaced, but the new flooring was releasing chemicals that were making everyone sick. When it seemed like all hope was lost, a limo pulls up outside the house, and out pops BILLY CRIMP from episode 6 with a group of penguins as his bodyguards. He says “I got you, sweetheart,” and buys us new floors and all is back to normal. Thanks, Billy!

[getsumstamps]

hee hee, crashbox

[radiokbox]

ITS PSSYYYYYCHHHOOOOO MAAAAATTTHHH!!

Did you know that JJJ isn't my only top favorite among everyone else? I occassionaly think of Prof. Rocket bc he's SO DAMN COOL!!

I made the rendering brush for this illustration btw

Here are the flat version and some brushes I made btw

btw the brushes are F2U!!

[cagneyblooms]

Next Game Up! Rhyme time, Needle Rhymes!

Another crashbox OC from me... Lolll... Couldn't help myself. I wanted to design a monsterish girlie and she just spouted from there you know? Her name is Yarnkins Crochette!

So from what you can tell, she hosts a rhyming game called Needle-Rhymes! It takes place in her boutique which is entirely made out of cotton and felt, in her game she is sent a doll to fix in her boutique, and your task is to help her find the items needed to fix the doll via using words that rhyme with the specific object needed. The doll varies through each episode, from a baby doll to a fashion doll to a teddy bear, she knows how to fix them all. At the end of the episode she proudly displays the fixed doll on her shelf, then proceeding to go off screen to work on her next project, whatever that may be.. the format of this game is like the coraline intro, with the beldam fixing the doll.

Her personality is very.. Odd, to say the least. She can't blink or change her expression, her motto is "You're never fully dressed without a smile!", something she takes to the extreme. She's very eccentric, too eccentric for her own good which leads to her having trouble communicating with others and leaving them straight up creeped out by her, She talks to others as if they are the dolls that she works on, which doesn't help with how disturbed the other hosts feel by her presence alone. She's very unaware of how strange and unusual she can be, which leads to her not quite understanding why the hosts give her uncomfortable reactions when she interacts with them.

In the show, she'd be made using puppeteering a doll around! She'd be made w an actual pin potato while her gloves and hat r made of wool, her bow a pair of scissors, and her pigtails actual measuring tapes! Just a few examples.

Now for some facts !

- Despite her.. abnormal behavior, she is actually dating someone! And that someone is Eddie Bull, he ended up being fascinated by the dolls she fixes and they started a bond from there.

- She's the absolute tallest out of all the hosts, which doesn't help with her creepy reputation.

- Her friends are Colora Contour (OC by my friend @art-tea-chill !!) and the Haunted House Party host! Besides that.. everyone else just feels uneasy around her minus eddie.

- She can crawl on the walls if she so chooses, she tends to pops in during random intervals.

- If you removed her button eye, a bunch of foam would just pour out.

- When she moves she makes a slight clinging sound because of her pin feet.

- She'd be opened with the Train Game Loader and Metal Game Loader!

- She'd appear as a rare character in S1, but appear significantly more in S2.

- Her voice claim would be Topsy from the Raggedy Ann Movie, but specifically when she says "What Truth?" During the No Girls Toy Song

- She has little mice followers that help her with fixing the dolls, they hand her the supplies after you find it with the right rhymes. She calls them her "Buttoneers"

- Because she has no bones, she's very flexible. She can stretch her limbs to whatever lengths she desires and put herself through harm that'll ultimately not hurt due to her lack of bones

- She makes hand puppets out of the hosts and makes little absurd, downright bizarre and unintentionally disturbing stories with them to entertain them (sometimes, it's when they're feeling down and feels like she wants to help.) But doesn't quite understand why they look so terrified after it's done. She just thinks she's doing a nice favour is all!

[soupfreak]

he is peak character design

[collectivelyacoward]

Dumb little Crashbox doodle of Johnny!!

(the markers I had sucked ass..)