#crackinglamb

[anneapocalypse]

32, 36 and 40 for the fic writers asks? Plz and thank.

Sorry I'm like days late with this one, oops. For this ask meme!

32. What’s your ideal fic length to read?

I don't know that I have one, really! I will read a pretty broad variety of fic lengths, from a true 100-word drabble to a novel-length fic. At any length, I am more likely to pick up a fic if it's complete, or at least has a planned chapter count. I know that feels unfair to a lot of people who want feedback along the way and I'm sorry, but my bad memory means that I am really going to struggle to keep up with a story dropping serially and remember what happened in between updates. I will certainly make exceptions sometimes! But I'm also just going to be a better reader and commenter when I'm reading a complete story.

36. Do you visualize what you read/write?

I do, but my visualizations tend to be rather vague, because I do not have a visual brain. When I'm reading I think my visualizations tend to be composites of things I have seen irl, and I appreciate vivid descriptions because they allow me to build better composites, if that makes sense. (Tamsyn Muir is an author whose descriptions I really love; I have some very clear pictures of Canaan House in my head despite how complex it is because her descriptions are just so good.) When writing, I draw a lot from visual references and memory for my descriptions.

40. Do you tend to reread fics or are you a one-and-done kind of person?

I don't often re-read fics, and I wish I did! I hate to admit this but I am not as fast a reader as I was in my youth, and so with the time and focus I have to read, I do tend to prioritize getting in new works. Still, there are definitely old beloved fics that I have revisited.

[solavelyan]

14 and 20 for the 'choose violence' asks? Plz and thank.

14. that one thing you see in fics all the time

that thing where the central couple is in the early stages and cole pops up to be like "GUESS WHAT YOU'RE HORNY" or spout poetry about the relationship in a way that is more Shipper Brained than following cole's internal logic and drive. obviously he does comment on a romance in canon, but he usually has a specific type of information he zeroes in on: he digs into insecurities and sorrow with the purpose of relieving it or reassuring someone.

cole just being misdirected in general is annoying, but the trope of using him to talk about the central characters wanting to bone while everyone is in public together is what makes my eyes roll. i feel like there are more creative ways both to use cole and rope other characters into helping a couple get together if that's a trope you enjoy. maybe get varric in on the parent trapping or something, you know?

20. part of canon you found tedious or boring

i really like a lot of the story elements of wicked eyes and wicked hearts, especially the companion dialogue and the combat bits, but i find the sidequests a real pain in the ass to complete. the halla statue thing is annoying, not being able to get into certain areas if you're not playing a rogue just makes me feel like i'm missing things (even tho it's just loot), and i got the maximum amount of court gossip one time and never will again. god, all the court whispers dialogue is so irritating to get. the jerky idling animation, the tedium of finding the spots to stand in, the fact that moving even a little bit once the official gossip starts will interrupt the audio and then you can never hear it again, having to try the same spot over and over and over and over until you hear something new. the reward for it is just not enough. blech.

[ from the choose violence ask meme ]

[ir0n-angel]

trick or treat!

[lilbittymonster]

trick or treat!

I offer you some tiny friends!

[bogunicorn]

Fandom reputation: 🧂🧂🧂 But in the best way. Or at least a way that I am also salty. Yes, I'm going there too on the tent smut. Because...yeah. You know why. Good takes, hot OC's, excellent eldritch Stuff(tm).

one time, i wrote fisting in a tent one time

[fiadhaisteach]

Hiii!!!🥰🥰🥰Send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

[longer-than-i-should-admit]

REMARKS ON A MAJOR PROLOGUE SPOILER BELOW THE CUT! 🐺💜

I agree with the theory floating around that Solas [did what he did to Varric] for a reason, because the way he says his name? Need I harp further on the biggest shadow following this man around? That’s the sound of regret. Hope and worry all at once. This is a tactician backed into a corner who still cares for arguably one of his closest friends caught in the crossfire. He chose to do that to him, yes, but I think there’s a reason. Did he need to get the dagger to them knowing he’d be trapped in the Fade without tipping off Elgar’nan and Ghilan’nain that he’s connected to Varric (and thus, indirectly, the others)? This is not a man who lashes out in anger, who hardly ever allows his temper to get the better of him. He’s playing chess. In seconds, he realized everything was going wrong and he had to put the pieces into play to do damage control, just like he did with his Orb.

Also. The emotion written into his face. He’s upset and frustrated and gauging Rook as a new player, an outlier, just as he did once with the Inquisitor. Can this person be trusted? Will this person be reasonable? Are they going to see reason? (How am I able to handle this situation for the best possible outcome?) He’s got his wolf face on, calculating, scrutinizing. But there, for the briefest of seconds, a crack in his facade—he blinks rapidly, eyes glistening. His voice falters. He steps away and to the side to recollect himself. When he next looks at Rook, he’s remorseful but resolute. Not denying the dubiety of his actions, but not pleased about them either.

I don’t know man. His expression when he first sees Varric, as well as this one, are the first glimpses I’ve really noticed of Solas, not the Dread Wolf. I am going insane. He’s caught between conflicting aspects of himself in more than one way. Now he’s having to help this complete stranger while he’s for the most part helpless to do anything. The world will fall apart around him once again and he is powerless to stop it unless he can win the trust of this stranger after hurting someone close who believed in him.

I’m fine. I’m okay I’m fine I’m all right. *chewing on the bars of my enclosure*

[breninarthur]

Looking for a name for your Elf OC?

Elvhen Names of Thedas is a project I've been working on for over two years with the intention of creating a naming resource for the fandom!

75+ unique, canon-compliant names, 350+ variations, and even more still on the way very soon!

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[effelants]

Sanguine

is a loosely canonical chronicle of the events of Dragon Age: Origins featuring a canonically impossible Warden and a F!Amell/Alistair pairing, which results in some familiar situations resolved in unfamiliar ways.

It is fully pre-written (by myself, over the course of the past seven years) and fully illustrated (by the exceptional @vjatoch), and is being published in a serial format with weekly updates.

CHAPTER 4

in which the Grey Warden recruits complete their first mission and embark on the next: undertaking the Joining.

Read chapter 4 on AO3!

Start from the beginning!

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[dreadfutures]

Rules: If you're tagged, MAKE A NEW POST and showcase one fanartist or fanfic you recommend (with links), and tag someone to give their recs next! Don't forget to reblog the rec you were tagged in!

Let's bring back rec posts, and share some love for the creative work we get to enjoy every day in our fandoms! For ANY fandom, highlight either a fanartist or a piece of fan writing (or both) you love and tag some friends!

FANARTIST: @yolebrat

Today I'm highlight @yolebrat - an amazing artist who I first found through painterly Dragon Age fanart. Since then I've enjoyed commissions, and cute little doodle replies that make me smile!

One of my favorite pieces is a commission yole made for Mel (below) Give it a reblog and follow yole for more art of all kinds. Or buy a commission and get an amazing painted piece of your own!

FANFIC: Cheating the Dread Wolf by cartadwarfwithaheartofgold

I read this story long ago all in one sitting. It absolutely gripped me, tugged at my heartstrings, and wouldn't let me go. A Cadash/Solas/Varric Tethras rare pair, you have to give this a try.

Rating: E Pairing: Female Cadash/Solas, Female Cadash/Varric, Varric/Solas Chapters: 13/13 Length: 42,657 words Summary: Maria Cadash hung up the Inquisitor's mantle for the Viscountess' crown, but she's unable to stop her desperate and impossible struggle to stop Fen'Harel from destroying the world both her husband and daughter inhabit. The fact Varric, Maria, and Solas are all madly in love with each other just means she may have enough of an edge to win this game.

Tags

I'm tagging a lot of people on this one because I want to get this KICKSTARTED. Dragon Age is coming BACK this summer, and I'm trying to get twitter refugees who don't know anyone on tumblr to realize that there's a thriving DA fandom that has been here the whole time. But feel free to recommend from other fandoms! I love finding new fics and new artists to follow.

Dragon Age FanFic server tag list: @warpedlegacy | @rakshadow | @rosella-writes | @effelants | @bluewren | @breninarthur | @ar-lath-ma-cully | @inquisimer | @crackinglamb | @theluckywizard | @nirikeehan | @oxygenforthewicked | @exalted-dawn | @melisusthewee | @blarrghe | @agentkatie | @delicatefade | @leggywillow | @about2dance | @plisuu

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(There is a tag limit of 50 people on posts so I'm pushing it lol)

[theluckywizard]

Kiss Me Moonstruck, Ch. 6: Incorrigible

Hawke x Trevelyan | DA2 | Matchmaking Mischief | Fluff and Smut | Fish out of Water | Romantic Comedy

Gif by @lazysunjade

Chapter Summary:

Garrett and Rose trip deeper into this Maker-damned game they're playing.

Fic Summary:

Smashed together in a matchmaking scheme cooked up by their enterprising mothers, Garrett Hawke and Rose Trevelyan are forced to endure one another for a whole week over Satinalia at the Hawke Estate. Rose hears he’s a swashbuckling treasure hunter, as wild as he is handsome and as ill-bred as he is rich. Garrett suspects she’s a brat of an ingenue by the string of rejected marriage proposals behind her. Determined to prove to the other that they could not be less compatible, they quickly find their mothers’ plot might be working better than they thought.

Excerpt below the cut 👇

A few short blocks later they come upon a narrow street laced with vibrant banners in scarlet and amber. Painted signs with provocative names. The Crowing Cock. The Blooming Rose. The Sheath and Dagger. Taverns, Rose suspects, since the street is all but deserted at this relatively early hour save for a few workers sweeping. Rose looks back into the barouche to see a little war playing out between Leandra and Garrett—  Garrett urging the driver to stop while Leandra furiously waves him on. The driver stops.

“And this is the—”

“Tavern row! Where people come to relax after a long day!” hurries Leandra.

Garrett’s eyes twinkle at his mother. “A kind of relaxation anyway. And I suppose they’re technically taverns.”

Rose’s brow lifts as she takes his meaning. Houses of ill-repute stacked one on top of the other and so near to the fine homes of Hightown. She cranes her neck and assesses them with a curiosity that pops and snaps inside her. The potted topiaries seem a bit out of place she admits, and all the signs seem finely carved and painted— though she detects the vestiges of mischief, the scrubbed off remnants of a G on the The Crowing Cock . By her mother’s twitchiness she must also have her suspicions but Leandra begs the driver to continue and the barouche lurches to life once more. 

“And this is the Guild Quarter! It’s where Dwarven merchants negotiate and tra— is that blood on the cobbles? I think it is! Looks like the city guard had their hands full last night.”

Indeed, here and there the crevices between the cobbles pool with drying blood. Alsatia draws a handkerchief over her lips. Leandra shoots her son a stony look. Rose makes a show of stroking her chin and then speaks. 

“Well, I think that shade of red really sets off the banners,” she says, daring a glance at the man across from her. She’s practically drunk on the little game between them, her pulse thumping in her wrists as she folds her hands across her lap.

Garrett bites down on a sudden grin and shakes his head.

“Really, Rose,” hisses Alsatia under her breath. Rose smiles knowingly to herself.

“It’s not as violent as everyone makes it seem ,” insists Leandra. “If you read the broadsheets I’m sure it must seem like Kirkwall will collapse under the weight of all the crime. But I assure you that is anything but the case. Viscount Dumar has a firm grasp on the reins of our dear city!”

Garrett slowly looks over at his mother with a cocked eyebrow.

“I won’t pretend that the reports of elevated criminal activity haven’t given me pause,” says Alsatia. “But surely the gates of Hightown will hold against the riff raff.”

The blood on the cobbles might suggest otherwise, but Rose bites her tongue.

Read the rest here! | Start the fic here!

DAFF Tag List:

@about2dance | @ar-lath-ma-cully | @blarrghe | @bluewren | @breninarthur

@crackinglamb | @delicatefade | @dreadfutures | @effelants | @exalted-dawn-drabbles |

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[fadedsweater]

WIP Whenever

Thank you for the tag @inquisimer 💛💛

Tagging forward @darethshirl, @broodwolf221, @rosella-writes, and @crackinglamb

I'm slooowly getting out of my writing funk. I tried to pick a wip that has a slighter higher chance of actually getting done. So here's some mid-relationship solavellan 😊

Eira wanted very badly to ask him what his home was like. If he had people he could share his blanket with. If he had a family to hug. If someone was there to rub his shoulders or make him soup when he was sick. 

Instead she asked, “Do you miss home?”

In the scant firelight, Solas looked suddenly wistful, and older—the shadows darkened the lines of his face, the tiredness under his eyes. “I think of it often,” he said at last. 

It was one of his side-steps—the kind of answer he gave when he didn't really want to answer at all. But it was revealing enough, even if he hadn't meant it to be. 

She could hear the grief in that handful of words, and so she decided not to ask him anything else. Eira knew what it was to grieve, even if she did not know what it was to grieve all alone.

“Back home,” she said, watching the fire curl and flicker, “my pae's a halla-keeper. When I was little, he would show me how he took care of them—how he'd check their hooves for rot and brush out their hair in the spring.”

Solas was watching her, listening; he was a good listener, she thought idly. Whenever he listened to her she felt so listened to, like he was taking in every word and placing them somewhere, like he was arranging treasures on a shelf. 

“I was not aware the halla required so much keeping,” he said. 

“They don't, really,” she said. “The keepers make sure they're healthy and harvest their wool and milk, deliver their babies. Halla are too smart for much more than that. They don't do anything they don't want to do.”

Solas's mouth quirked, just a little. “A difficult job, then,” he said, “one imagines.”

[ir0n-angel]

Your reputation, by me, your peapod:

ALL FLUFF, ALL THE TIME! *angst occurs* COMFORT FLUFF!!!

Doesn't matter the fandom, honestly.

*bonk bonk* 😘

No lies detected. ALL THE FLUFF!

Love you bunches! *bonk bonk* 😘

[lilbittymonster]

Lilac, of course. 😘

Why do you follow me?

[bogunicorn]

12. Are there any tropes you used to dislike but have grown on you?

13. Are there any tropes you used to like but don’t anymore?

For the questions for fic writers, plz and thank?

I mean to answer this days ago and time turned into soup, oopsie.

12. Are there any tropes you used to dislike but have grown on you?

UM, hm. I'm a "if someone can make it work I'm into it" kind of person, so I can't think of anything off the top of my head. I will say that over the years, I've gotten less and less judgmental about people's preferences or favorites or kinks. I used to be one of those "ew why would anybody like [kink], that's messed up, you're making everything worse" sorts of people, because I guess I hadn't learned to mind my own fucking business yet.

... of course some of that was that they were kinks I was into and I was reacting from a place of shame, but I've also made an effort to be more empathetic and live-and-let-live on purpose.

13. Are there any tropes you used to like but don’t anymore?

It's not that I don't like childhood friends to lovers anymore so much as I rarely see it done in a way that I enjoy. A lot of media uses "well they were friends as kids" to bypass actually developing the relationship itself (I'm thinking stuff, like, Mal and Alina from Shadow and Bone, for instance), and that tends to trickle down into the fandom. I love it when it's done well, but I dislike anything that feels like it's taking big shortcuts and then getting crabby with me for being bored by something that minimal effort was put into.

[fiadhaisteach]

🌄 - tell me something good about your day

I had a really good nap & a successful sewing test/experiment that I'm going to use larger scale, later. 💤🪡