#crackerjacks

[hoofpeet]

Sitting on my forretress like a kid sitting on one of the red target balls

[teomuchtohandle]

Comfy Cozy

[notbecauseofvictories]

in another, less cool way, what I want is to eat all the burgers of the day from bob's burgers and am very upset that I cannot.

[dongslinger--420]

Underrated funny aspect of The View From Halfway Down is that BoJack just fucking makes up facts about his friends. Not a single fact that that we learn about anyone other than BoJack in that episode is canon and it's So fucking funny.

"All of my kills were friendly fire" well first of all if that were true then nobody would've gasped.

"I actually considered killing myself" babes stop projecting yourself onto your dead lover, it's not going to happen.

"My mum counted every carb I ate, it was hell" literally how would you know this.

[best-curse-word-tournament]

Best Curse Word Tournament!

what the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac (English) /wɒt ðə frɪk fræk ˈdɪdli dæk ˈpæti wæk snɪk snæk kræk pæk slæk mæk ˈkwɔːtəbæk krækərdʒæk ˌbaɪoʊˈfidˌbæk ˈbæktræk ˈθʌmtæk ˈsaɪdtræk tɪk-tæk/ a censored and long way to say “what the fuck”

cabrón (Spanish) /kaˈbɾon/ 1. (depending on region) a coward, bastard, motherfucker, pimp, cuckold 2. (specific to Mexico, Puerto Rico, Costa Rica) dude or mate; a term of endearment between friends

[crackerjack-the-sugarman]

Hello everyone! Seems I got trapped in a pocket dimension, whatever that means! Anyway, apparently there’s this thing called “the internet” which allows you to talk to anyone anywhere whenever you want? Wild! I can scarcely wrap my head around it, but I’m happy for any opportunity to make friends! There’s not much to do here, so feel free to ask me stuff!

[sketchy-julia]

Redrew some BoJack fanart I did back in 2018

[bojackandherb]

Have some crackerjack and baby Bojack

[starrystarshines]

The REAL Harry Potter SHIP Killer: Dramione

I don't ship Hermione & Ron. I ship Dramione because they would have that enemies to lovers vibes. Dramione is the Harry Potter OTP Ship. I dislike Harry Potter And The Cursed Child because they didn't ship Dramione The OTP Ship of Harry Potter.

[deviousdevilx]

he's wet and got stabbed. not a nice vacation

[kindheart525]

Sup, I just saw your “crackerjack lives au” while scrolling thru the crackerjack sugarman tag, and I’m pretty curious about it! (I actually have an au where CJ lives as well, but it turns out verrrrry differently lol). Anyway, what’s crackerjack and Bojack’s relationship like in your au?

Omg I didn’t realize you’re the person behind @bojackandherb! I’ve see your posts in the Bojack tags and I really like them, and your Declared Dead AU too! I’m sorry it took me some time to put that together and to answer this, it’s been a little while since I’ve explored this AU and I’m just now going through my whole inbox

To your question, I like to think Crackerjack and Bojack have a good relationship in this AU. Since Beatrice has pretty spit on the family name and the Sugarmans’ original heir is still alive here, I imagine Crackerjack is running the family business with his father and is expected to take it over one day when Joseph dies. He probably has a wife and kids by now as since that’s what everyone did at the time. Maybe he’s married to the heiress of some partner business (like how Beatrice was set up with Corbin) but I imagine, as a man, he had a little more choice between the rich girls his parents had connections to and could pick one he actually liked. I like the idea of Bojack having some cousins to play with, even if they’re all older than him and find it weird that Bojack lives with their grandparents (as much as Crackerjack tries to encourage a good relationship). Crackerjack himself visits his mama and nephew often and loves taking the little boy out for ice cream, even if that strengthens Beatrice’s resentment against them both…

I’ll have to get back into this AU and draw one of their ice cream outings sometime! Maybe I’ll also draw up some concepts for Bojack’s cousins! Thank you so much!

[teomuchtohandle]

Crochet Project 26: Turtle Beach Blanket

I have completed the main part of the blanket and have been slowly adding turtles to it!

Starting with all the places where I joined yarn to give those spots a little more stability.

After that I'll go back and add any starfish in spots that seem too empty to me!

Queen-sized bed and cat for scale lol

[ikiiky]

Last summer I saw a tsitp commercial with Back To December, NOW I SEE A FCKING IT ENDS WITH US BY COLLEEN SHITTER WITH MY TEARS RICOCHET WTF

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Hmmm..

[luizianalmao]

Kiiiiiinda old drawings but I'm proud of it so have some horses 🐎🐎🐎🐎

[bojacksbackupblogobviously]

All day I've been wondering what is inside of me Who can I blame for it? I say it runs in the family

This family that carries me to such great lengths To open my legs up to anyone who'll have me It runs in the family, I come by it honestly Do what you want 'cause who knows it might fill me up

My friend's depressed, she's a wreck, she's a mess They've done all sorts of tests and they guess It has something to do with her grandmother's Grandfather's grandmother saving civil war soldiers Who probably infected her

With me, well, I'm well, well I mean I'm in Hell, well I still have my health, at least that's what they tell me If wellness is this, what in Hell's name is sickness?

But business is business and business runs in the family

We tend to bruise easily, mad in the blood

I'm telling you 'cause I just want you to know me Know me and my family, we're wonderful folks But don't get to close to me 'cause you might knock me up

Mary, have mercy, now look what I've done But don't blame me because I can't help where I come from And running is something that we've always done well And mostly I can't even tell what I'm running from

Run from their pity, from responsibility

Run from the country and run from the city I can run from the law, I can run from myself I can run from my life, I can run into debt I can run from it all, I can run 'til I'm gone I can run for the office and run for my cause I can run using every last ounce of energy

I cannot, I cannot, I cannot run from my family They're hiding inside of me, corpses on ice Come in if you like but just don't tell my family They'd never forgive me, they'd say that I'm crazy But they would say anything if it would shut me up