#crackdonalds

[if-starving-was-sexy]

accidentally slept in and missed my morning walk. i feel gross and lazy. my body doesnt feel overworked like it usually does and it just feels wrong. i am going to walk 2x extra tomorrow to make up for it.

i also got my coffee addiction back😭😭 my usual is like 155cal. its a lot but i usually have it for lunch instead of a meal. its a small iced caramel coffee with a shot of espresso at crackdonalds. its so good but kinda high calorie. once i stop shaking after drinking it im switching to sugar free.

omgomgomg i found an 80cal wonton soup thats so filling for such low cals. its by royal asia, called the shrimp wonton soup. i usually only eat half of one bowl just cuz im picky and weird about stuff. but its so gooddddd

[jellogram]

I know I'm past the generation that got to run free in the streets but one time my high school fashion class had a field trip to downtown LA and they just. Let us wander around unsupervised. Just a bunch of 14-16 year old girls from a rural town released in downtown Los Angeles and told to come back at the end of the day. We almost walked straight into a CrackDonald's, got catcalled numerous times, and got caught jaywalking in front of a police car. Why were we there. Why was this allowed. We were so stupid and got lost immediately and didn't have google maps to get back. We just wandered around town until we found a street we knew and followed it. I bought some irregular sweatpants from a vendor for like $4. It was a great day.

[seattlereddit]

Got assaulted in sewage reeking, bipolar ass downtown at crackdonalds

https://www.reddit.com/r/SeattleWA/comments/13wcxad/got_assaulted_in_sewage_reeking_bipolar_ass/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

[emilyjunk]

i really want an m&m mcflurry but the mcdonalds by my house only has fucking oreo

[paulo-gazzaniga]

MARCUS RASHFORD IS GOAT

MESSI WHOMST

CRACKDONALD WHERE

[fuck-customers]

So, tonight (2/20), I clocked out and was waiting outside for my ride. This car was zooming off and this guy was swearing at it. The guy asked me if the person worked there and I said I had no clue. He then explained that he worked at CrackDonalds (had the uniform on and everything, there’s one near my store) and that he needed money for break fluid and the person had zoomed off before he could ask. He said he didn’t want a ride, just cash and that the person could follow him back to CrackDonalds to get the money in return. (How he was going to pay them back, I have no idea. Again, sketchy.) I told him that inside they’d let him use the phone (which they do, people have car trouble all the time). 

Instead, he lurks by the door and asks a couple of more people, getting increasingly angry when they turn him down. I guess one of my co-workers was staring at him from inside, because he was acting crazy. Another one comes outside, gives him the money and tells him to relax, that in this area, he can’t just approach people asking for money. (It’s a pretty wealthy area where it’s not as common as it is in nearby towns, people get nervous.) The guy keeps swearing, saying that no one should be scared and then screams racist profanities about my co-worker that was staring, as well as the customers that refused to help him.

It got so bad, I would’ve called the cops if he hadn’t stormed away. The whole situation was just weird. I get being stressed about your car, but there’s no reason to be racist or to scare other people. Understand that people are going to be a bit freaked out by a stranger approaching them, asking for cash and to follow them to a location. I feel like he wanted to do something shady and would’ve gotten away with it, had my co-worker not stepped in.

[theasianinfluence]

Fuck you nintendo for getting rid of streetpass relay, I live in a pisspoor podunk hick village and the only way for me to get more than 1 streetpass tag was to take my 3ds to the crackdonalds to get the fucking puzzle pieces and special flowers. Fuck you for making parts of games completely reliant on the number of people with 3ds's you come into contact with and then removing the only way for me to get those tags

[clowneryascended]

Was gonna name my island CrackDonalds but it didn't fit.

CrackDonal is still a good name.

[gifmelol]

Welcome to CrackDonald ! How may I help you? https://ift.tt/2NFsMDQ

[corpse-cotillion]

Last night I dreamt about the zombie apocalypse. So me and a bunch of dudes got rounded up and stuck into a early 2000's gray BMW 3 series sedan and drove around the country killing zombies with a suspicious and unnecessary number of guns. For some reason the zombies only came out at night, so when the zombies finally showed up they also knew how to use guns so it ended up being a massive shoot out with bullets flying like confetti. Also one of the zombies was definitely Iggy Pop... Not relevant but now you know. And then it turned out that we got paid for every zombie we killed but only in McDonald's coupons, so we went to the nearest Mickey D's and there was a problem with the order or some shit because of course there was, it's fucking crackdonalds and there is ALWAYS an issue. So the manager comes over and everyone's arguing and then he just slides me a $100 bill like it's no big deal, and I'm like "why are you giving me this" and he deadass looks me in the eyes and goes "you won the $100 giveaway u dumb bitch" and I'm just like "oh okay" and then I woke up

[bezzbelieve]

Came a long way from the studio down the street from the Crackdonalds in Casselberry, Fl. @HustleGodKayo #HG2 #HustleGodz (at Hawaii)

[jellogram]

Decided to check if the Seattle CrackDonald's was still open (it is) and I am now down a rabbit hole reading these reviews

Good to see Seattle hasn't changed much since I left.

[seattlereddit]

*NOW PROPERLY ORIENTED* Cyanide And Happiness continues the 3rd and Pike "Crackdonalds" tradition.

http://dlvr.it/QJlCyl

[johndeezy]

CrackDonalds, MurderKing & Taco Hell will be the death of some.... 💀

[swallowthemind]

"This neatly encapsulates all that is wrong with fast food culture: Sitting in a neon lit, garish box, perched upon pitiful pews. Eating the reconstituted cardboard shit which now makes up their diet, these kids shun words, inspiration, literature, seemingly they are malnourished from actual cultural substance. Filling their minds and hearts with gristle garbage." I thought that while drunk as fook, at least. Eat those words and choke on em Maccy bleedin dees!

[thewattomumma]

Post #dumplings sweet treat! #crackdonalds #waffle #chocolate #galaxy