#crack??

[sweetcobaltblue]

"I AM RIGHT HERE WHAT??"

[bulletfestival]

"Lady Toyohime, I don't ask for a lot, so I was wondering if it'd be OK if I could have a swimming pool fill it with water from the beach so my friends and I can have a nice break spot."

[lewinthelighton]

Boop boop boop

[aeternxm]

[ headcanon - takeshi ]

takeshi is obsessed with chappell roan and will always, and i mean ALWAYS dance to hot to go!

[bredforloyalty]

what the fuck did arcade fire put in no cars go

[the-down-to-earth-angel]

@enchantedbrew​

Rindo: "You're good with technology, right? Can you do something about this?"

“I had tried and it worked for a number of days. However it seemed my approach was only temporary as this has been continuous to the point it’s...Ridiculous.”

This is cutting time into his gaming... 

[crimsonandgoldthieves]

"Hey have you SEEN my season 5 look?? i have fashion sense--" kura you're making it worse shuush

[hifimuses]

I ship Denki with Jiro, Ochako, and Hinata (nuravity)

@nuravity / Send me 3 people you ship my muse with

"Yes, Yes I get it. I'm a total stud, I got three girls who want me, and they are all super quality! What is not to love!"

[cynicallyscorned]

" And they wonder why... "

[cflight]

...They're confused about the sudden plethora of horses.

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[balrogballs]

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

[astronomalyy]

parenting

[gemsandjunk]

the two types of billford content

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

An adaptation of Sherlock Holmes set in a world in which the fictional character/literary juggernaut Sherlock Holmes, and all the subsequent adaptations thereof, still exist.

Sherlock Holmes (pronounced Holl-mess, as he is constantly reminding people) just had the misfortune of having parents who really liked the books, and his attitude towards his fictional counterpart is pretty much the same as that of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Sherlock runs a Youtube Theory channel called Mysteries Unwrapped with Sherlock Holmes. He has received no less than seven cease and desist letters from the Conan Doyle estate, all of which he has so faded managed to rebuff by pointing out that that's literally his name.

(No he won't change his name. He's Sherlock Holmes the real live human person. Let Sherlock Holmes the non existent fictional character change his name.)

John is Sherlock's flatmate. Sherlock almost refused to live with him once he realised that it would mean staying with a medical student named John, and only gave in once John pointed out that: a) he's a biomedical student, which is completely different from an md, and b) his surname isn't Watson.

It's now been three years, which is long enough for them to have developed a genuine friendship, and for John to have a) started working towards his PhD in biotechnology, and b) for him to start dating somebody with the surname Watson.

Sherlock can feel the narrative closing in.

His Youtube channel is meant to be focused on lost media, fan theories and stuff like that, but he keeps accidentally stumbling upon and then solving genuine crimes.

His brother Mycroft may or may not have chosen that name after he transitions specifically to annoy him.

He doesn't even live in London, but somehow the only flat they could afford was on a street named fucking Baker Street.

Sherlock Holmes and the Unescapable Power of the Narrative.