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okay but because i did this over on my main blog ... you wake up to this next to you. what you do?!
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"hey that flame guy . . . rockin' some pretty sweet facial hair, don't you think?"
#crack tag tbd.#dash commentary tag tbd#he just wants to annoy tony and you know it#ty johnny for this golden opportunity#revenantinflames#overclocks
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she can't even fathom the fact that her husband is the real duck jones . . . and he kept it from her.
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"Okay what is an candy corn?"
#ic.#crack tag tbd#(an little silly thing and palate cleanser)#(whilest im typing up an whole novel for my new muse over on my multi)
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going through iconing / color correction hell rn but HELL YEAH LOOK AT HIM
#( . why tf would i ever need icons of this scene? idk. can't think of an aesthetic reason#( . this doesn't even work for sexy threads bc look at all that fire#( . are they boinking in hell or what#( . gdi im shitposting now. i knew this would happen#˒・*。◞ ( ooc ) *・゚✧ ⎸ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴄᴀʀʙᴏɴɪᴛᴇ.#˒・*。◞ ( tbd ) *・゚✧ ⎸ sᴏʀʀʏ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇss.#˒・*。◞ ( crack ) *・゚✧ ⎸ ɪ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɪɴ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ. ɪᴛ's ᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ʜᴀʙɪᴛ.#( . do i need to tag for nudity? idk but he's not naked just fyi
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you are too old for this, go to bed you granny.
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you can have a whole buffet
"I've been alive for millions of years, I'm "too old" for many things. But I'm not too old to look past the blatant disrespect of your statement. You have a single minute to convince me to spare your life, otherwise, consider it forfeit."
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This is your man?
' yes. '
look at the screen.
' that's mine. and i - i'm gonna stick beside 'em. '
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"I don't get why eating sugar in it's plain form is so frowned on."
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cooping w my friend and she just led me to zhongli im .......!!!!!!!!! (i havent finished the event story yet, was saving it and then forgor, i didnt expect my geowife there)
the way he looks down like hes staring at his chest tho
#were in call and#i had to surpress a squeal in my throat that it fucked w my voice so hard it kept cracking for a few mins afterwards LMFAO#thankfully it stopped and my voice is back to normal now but damn zhongli#i see him and my voice reaches bigger heights than i ever will#own#genshin tag#tbd
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“… Again with this feeling? Why is it that I feel I’m at the center of some unknown gossip."
It’s probably for the best that he stays ignorant.
#simplemerchant#((dash commentary))#((wHAT THE FUCK GUYS))#((I LEAVE FOR THE WEEKEND AND YOU!!! DO THIS???))#((LUOCHA CAN’T EVEN REACT TO ANY OF THIS THIS IS SO RUDE /POS))#crack tag tbd#((I WILL BE GONE TILL MONDAY WITHOUT A COMPUTER SINCE IM AT A FRIENDS))#((BUT JUST U WAIT))#((I cannot believe so many dan hengs have given jing yuan the side eye this is amazing))#((u go u funky dragon lads you go))
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#【 I DON'T FEEL SAFE | ( ANONYMOUS ). 】#【 WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS ... | ( ASKS ). 】#【 LEE ONE && ONLY | ( AUTHOR ). 】#【 RUN ON GASOLINE | ( AUTHOR PROMPTS ). 】#【 A HELL WITHIN MY HEAD | ( AUTHOR & MUSE ). 】#【 AM I LOSING MY MIND | ( CRACK ). 】#【 WHISPER IN THE SOUND OF SILENCE | ( DASH COMM ). 】#【 TEMPORARY DOWNLOAD | ( GUEST MUSE ). 】#【 WHO IS IN CONTROL | ( MUSE UPDATE ). 】#【 DEFINE 'PROMISCUOUS' | ( NSFT ). 】#【 GOING OUT TO SEE THE WORLD! | ( OFFLINE ). 】#【 MAKING THEIR WAY DOWNTOWN! | ( ONLINE ). 】#【 THE BATTERIES ARE DOWN | ( OOC ). 】#【 COMING CREEPING FROM THE CORNER | ( OPEN ). 】#【 ADVERTISEMENT LOADED | ( PROMO ). 】#【 FEEL THE TAPPING ON MY SHOULDER | ( PROMPTS ). 】#【 BIT OF A LINE TODAY | ( QUEUE ). 】#【 I HATE YOU BUT I LOVE YOU | ( SAVED ). 】#【 ADVERTISEMENT SENT | ( SELF - PROMO ). 】#【 CROSSING BRIDGES | ( STARTER CALL ). 】#/ tag spam.#【 THERE'S A FLAW IN MY CODE | ( TBD ). 】#【 KEEP DIGGIN' MYSELF DEEPER | ( THREADS ). 】#【 YOU'LL BLOW US ALL AWAY | ( UNTAGGED CHARACTER ). 】#【 RIPPED AT EVERY EDGE | ( UNDEFINED VERSE ). 】#【 HEART BEATS FAST | ( WISHLIST ). 】
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*Boops the kitty*
Kills you.
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SONG CHALLENGE
Share five songs that remind you of your muse
Renditions of my box fan making noise while someone screams in the background
The dryer going while rats are screeching.
This.
My cats begging for food in the morning
After Dark by Mr Kitty
Tagged by: A lot of people Tagging: If you read this mess, you
#five finger fillet > dash games#// since I am getting tagged in it#// ya'll thought I was joking about the white noise business#crack: chipping my fangs#tbd
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" I wonder what it takes to domesticate a Lynel...anyone have tips? "
#open starter tag tbd#[ ☀ ⁱ ᵃᵐ ᵇᵒᵗʰ ʷᵃʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷᵒᵐᵃⁿ ;; ⁱᶜ ]#i thought i had a tag for that#also idk if this is crack#im leaning on not because she's serious :'D
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"I'm an certified guardian angel actually. Which is why I'm oh so nicely asking you to take an break."
#crack tag tbd#<< anybody got a light >> open starters#(this is an style of joke he makes often)#(it's also an pay attention to me tactic)
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