okay but because i did this over on my main blog ... you wake up to this next to you. what you do?!
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"hey that flame guy . . . rockin' some pretty sweet facial hair, don't you think?"
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she can't even fathom the fact that her husband is the real duck jones . . . and he kept it from her.
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every single spider-person trying to make dumplings for @redhead-reporter .
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"Okay what is an candy corn?"
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cooping w my friend and she just led me to zhongli im .......!!!!!!!!! (i havent finished the event story yet, was saving it and then forgor, i didnt expect my geowife there)
the way he looks down like hes staring at his chest tho
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This is your man?
' yes. '
look at the screen.
' that's mine. and i - i'm gonna stick beside 'em. '
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cass i am so sorry ... i lied to you .... i actually ... i ... i love olives .
ㅤ"everyone has their own tastes and preferences when it comes to food. me? i will never like olives. i'm sorry, wade my beloved. this might be the stake in our well founded relationship."
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"I don't get why eating sugar in it's plain form is so frowned on."
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"Looks like we can't mansplain manipulate manslaughter our way out of this one..."
"Time to try malewife!"
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“… Again with this feeling? Why is it that I feel I’m at the center of some unknown gossip."
It’s probably for the best that he stays ignorant.
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SONG CHALLENGE
Share five songs that remind you of your muse
Renditions of my box fan making noise while someone screams in the background
The dryer going while rats are screeching.
This.
My cats begging for food in the morning
After Dark by Mr Kitty
Tagged by: A lot of people
Tagging: If you read this mess, you
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