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MARVEL'S GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY ( 2021 )

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CHRIS PINE as James T. Kirk  Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)

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Deep and wide Lagoon ©

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don't need an eye tracker to show you where i'm looking.

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"hey that flame guy . . . rockin' some pretty sweet facial hair, don't you think?"

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Guardians of the Galaxy: The Jewel of Death: Infinity Comic #1 (2023)

written by Christos Gage art by Gang Hyuk Lim

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ㅤa brow slowly raised as peter halted his movements in tony's lab. the air was thick with tension and peter hoped that this afternoon would be a relaxing one. one where he could just kick back with @overclocks and listen to some tunes before they plan their next steps with the spartax emperor. the sudden topic change made him uneasy. there was a whirlwind of emotions within him and peter was unsure if he was ready to talk about it. slowly his hands grew clammy and heat rose against his skin.

ㅤ"aha, yeah dads." peter chuckled uncomfortably, scratching the back of his neck. he bounced from foot to foot as he debated flying straight out of the room.

ㅤso, this is how it feels to be hit with a sudden emotional intervention . . .

ㅤ"well, it's not like him and i ever played ball. so-" peter's gaze broke away from the avenger and towards the door. he stopped talking and slowly sauntered over towards the couch. he took a seat next to his friend. "of course, my dad just so happens to be one of the biggest d bags in the universe. i just can't see what my ma' saw in him."

ㅤ"wait a sec! i thought we were gonna listen to aerosmith or something." peter interrupted with a tilt of his head. "i'm guessing you want me to face a different type of music, huh?"

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He's probably not supposed to pry at this, right? It's personal, and if anyone knows about the complicated knot of feelings someone can have about a shitty dad...Well, he's in the top three contenders for least well adjusted thanks to childhood trauma, and he knows it. But it's because of that he hasn't stopped jabbing it at it quietly in the back of his mind, since Quill first said anything, like a loose tooth discovered after a fight. Hits a little close to home, in more ways than he wants to admit. "Listen, I know you'd probably rather brood in silence about it or whatever, but personal experience? All it's gonna do is fester and make things worse. So."

He pats the seat next to him on the lab's broken down couch (this thing has been through two towers getting blown up and Tony sleeping on it for the last number of years he isn't going to name, it's allowed to be shabby). "I think it's probably time we actually talk about your dad and why you're here. "

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are you mad at me? would you like to be

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time to play ship it or skip it "anon" - Talk about Peter Q. and Tony. ( this is NOT toki )

ship it / skip it hi, toki, i see you out here trying to be slick.

anyway, gamora wasn't the only guardian tony put a notch in his headboard for, and that's canon on this blog, baybee. listen they gave each other looks before tony went on his big space vacation, i accept literally no criticism for this enshrining in blog canon.

anyway, they have all the hallmarks of a vacation fling, you know, peter kept trying to lure tony away from earth and it was, again, tony's big damn space vacation so...if things happen, they happen, what happens in space stays in space, etc etc. do i think it has any staying power tho...?

i don't know. you have peter who is...you know, peter. and tony, who is also a mess of a human being. and while they have a lot in common - jfc you know they could probably speak exclusively in 80s movies dialogue and lyrics to one another, still make sense, and drive everybody around them insane - on a...we have shared interests level, i guess. just think how tony could ultimately broaden peter's pop culture horizons, right? and this is tony, who is faking 90% of his pop culture knowledge at all times (which is hilarious). but tony is, ultimately, of earth, you know, as much as he loves space, earth is home. and peter's of the stars. and that's one hell of a long distance relationship to try to keep the heart pumping on. so idk.

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i dont headcanon anything i simply know the truth the characters told me

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Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

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Test of Faith // Marvel’s Guardians of The Galaxy

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ㅤ"yeah? so was i before your tin can butt walked in!" peter rebutted, rubbing his tired eye with his knuckles. without hesitating, he rose from the bed to assist nova prime out of his armor. he took the helmet from rich's hands and placed it next to a deck of rare zandarian trading cards. ( that he totally didn't steal )

ㅤa t-shirt that said 'i survived the collector's collection' in an alien language was tossed towards the human. they were about the same size. but, peter firmly believed he had more muscle than the other. peter fell back upon his bed with a thud and scooched back into the wall of the ship. he made room for the other male. he's shared plenty of beds in his lifetime. sharing one with nova easily topped sharing a floor-mat with yondu's crew. as rich climbed into bed, peter flung the blanket over the two of them and let his muscles relax against his worn mattress.

ㅤ"a few minutes? dude, i know i may be like the biggest hypocrite when i say this-" peter began abruptly, knowing he was on borrowed time. "but, can't you just have carol handle it or something next time? i get duty and saving people, trust me- i do. but, you almost impaled me with your shoulder things."

ㅤpeter quickly moved the bigger side of his pillow towards nova, rich needed the beauty sleep more than he did.

an obnoxious groan parted his lips. the last thing rich wanted to do was move and take off his armor. and SURPRIZINGLY worldmind was quiet on the issue. not like him. but rich didn't have the energy or heart to question it.

"but i'm so comfy," the human protested as gloved fingers brushed against his suit, trying to find the latch and take everything off. even his helmet was still on. a testament to just how tired nova prime was. fuck.

groaning again, rich doubled his EFFORTS to release his suit and shimmy out of it. it took some work, a lot of it from peter, before he was left with a t-shirt and boxer briefs. "sorry i CRASHED in your bed," he mumbled. "tried to get a few minutes of shuteye while worldmind flew us back. guess it didn't do anything."

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ㅤ"you're right. i just wanted twenty units." the outlaw admitted absentmindedly with a light shrug of his shoulders.

ㅤpeter's lips fell into a straight line as his head bobbed to indicate he was listening. two seconds in, peter already wanted to ditch the plan @overclocks came up with and use his own. which- he hasn't come up with just yet.

ㅤ"great plan!" he interrupted. "but, how about we go with my idea instead and split up. i mean- i'm obviously extremely charming. i can sweet talk 'em until you get the drop. should be a total walk in the park. sound cool?"

ㅤwithout warning, peter's hand reached forward and playfully whacked tony on his armored shoulder.

ㅤ"i really love our talks, man. i feel like we just get each other." peter's smirk was practically ear to ear.

@spartax-prince / "i bet you twenty units they're gonna start monologuing the second we show up."

"You realize Vegas wouldn't take those odds, right." Of course they're going to start monologuing the minute the roll up; if there's one thing that's definitely held true across both time and the galaxy, it's the fact that the metaphorical Bond villain always - always - wants to brag about how they did it. Or what their grand, overall scheme is. How it's for the betterment of whatever bullshit, whackadoodle cause they've cooked up to justify what he knows violates several earth treaties and he's pretty sure at least a handful of intergalactic ones. It's just want these guys do, it's why they're predictable. It's why they always lose.

"So here's the plan-" Such as it is - using the word plan to describe anything is probably ridiculously generous. "We play this cool. We walk in. We let this guy build a head of steam on whatever delulu thing he's told himself to sleep at night. And when he's getting to that John Bonham drum solo, we move."

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Look man, I may be a handful, but so is this ass

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Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde #3