#crack hours boys * / / /

[cherium-meadows]

I want y’all to know I’ll be back once I’m done having my fill w/ the new update LMAOO

In the mean time why did he do this when I gave him an egg😭😭😭😭

[twistedappletree]

[little-pondhead]

I’m Not The Sun

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Y'know, when Kon ‘died’, do you think a grieving Tim could have mistaken Danny for his best friend? Do you think that, in a moment of desperation and exhaustion, he might've kidnapped a floating Danny in an attempt to bring Kon home? And when he realized he kidnapped a random civilian, do you think he still kept Danny for a while as a replacement for Kon?

Do you think Danny got tired of being called 'Conner' after the first week but was too distressed himself to correct Tim? Trying to leave or tell the fellow teen his name was Danny was obviously sending the kid into a spiral. He seemed to think Danny was the dead spirit of his best friend. Maybe if he played along, this Conner guy would show back up?

Hopefully, before Tim completes his cloning research. Danny's been doing everything he can to sabotage the equipment, but even with ghost powers on his side, Tim is a smart person. Every time Danny sets him back one step, Tim takes two steps forward. And since he's well outside of his haunt, Danny is starting to feel weak and ill from lack of ectoplasm. He's running out of time.

Do you think Kon would feel upset that his best friend replaced him?

[ratgingi]

"In fact, the only person I would be willing to swing anywhere for is myself, I'm afraid. You'll have much better luck elsewhere."

hi guys. my oc be upon ye

[windsweptinred]

OK I had to do these for Corinthiel cause they're the pinnacle of crack prompts.  

who controls the netflix account and what have they dominated the suggestions with by watching 

Well, since Danny has every streaming service living rent free in his mind, it's got to be Cori. You've got to have all the modern luxuries when out doing your Lord's bidding in the Waking, including the best streaming has to offer. His watch list is full of the usual you would expect for THE nightmare paramount. A chocolate box of horrors so psychology damaging, one wonders who or what the director had to fuck to get it green lit. His suggestions however, are curiously dominated by the suspiciously twee likes of the ‘The Great British Sewing Bee’ and the ‘The Secret Life of Cats.’ He blames Ruin… Everyone knows it's not Ruin.

who snores

Daniel, oh yes, perfect little princess face Danny boy with all the grace, poise and finesse of an expert geisha… Snores like an alcoholic sailor with severe sleep apnea when he's out. That ‘unique’ laugh of Morpheus's had to go somewhere. And it chose make a new home for itself in Danny's nasal passages. Eldritch horrors live in fear of hearing it, demons tell stories of it in hushed, reverant tones. It's the most horrific sound to ever take form. Cori adores it. 

who has an embarrassing ringtone that the other calls them in public just to get to go off 

Wait, you think Cori's phone blasting ‘Pour some sugar on me’ while his phone  flashes a salacious lockscreen photo of Daniel, isn't meticulously planned? For his own delight and everyone else's discomfort? He's purposely arranged callbacks from sales companies, just so he can stand there like a smug git while a Jpeg Lord of the Dreaming flashes his sugar tits. He's done it with Constantine, Hob, the archangel Michael… That one time with Destiny. He doesn't talk about that though… 

who sleeps on the top bunk if given the chance 

If by top bunk you mean the finely sculpted pectorals of one blonde nightmare.. It's an all out war between Danny and Madison about who gets to curl up and purr themselves into oblivion. Trust me, those catfights gets naaasty! They're the closest thing the Dreaming has to bloodsports. Trauma for the eyes in a flurry of white hair. 

who plays the piano at 6 in the morning to wake up the other 

Matthew once spent a month making Mervyn hit a piano repetitively with a heavy duty chain whip to get them out of their bed chamber. Does that count? Would you want to face an enraged librarian on the warpath because their peace has been heinously disturbed? Well neither did they. It was the only way to get them to put their pants on. 

who has accidentally set something on fire by attempting to cook a birthday meal 

Well, since Cori is the accomplished male wife he is, I'm going to say with no canonical proof ( but we all know it's true) his skills in the culinary arts could make Gordon Ramsey renounce swearing in euphoria. And Daniel should be able to pull from an encyclopedic dreamer knowledge of this stuff. So… Ruin did it. How did Ruin set fire to the deep fat fryer when making a romantic icecream  sundae for his Lord and mentor in all things night terrors? Well, let me tell you, he has a particular set of skills! 

[ploffskinpluffskin]

Natori: Oh, come now, Natoru. Nobody actually believes that His Majesty is in love with me. Natoru, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that the king is helplessly in love with Natori. *Lune, Yuki, and the Cat King raise their hands* Natori: Sire, put your hand down.

Natoru: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart? Natori: For the last time, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am! Natoru: Mean.

Natori: You know, Lune gives Yuki flowers everyday. Sometimes I wish you'd do that too. Cat King: I mean. Okay. Later Cat King, giving Yuki flowers: Yuki: ??? Cat King: I don't know, babe, I'm confused, too.

Cat King: If Natoru is really a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill her! Natori: I-- yes, but if she's not a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill her.

Cat King: Why do you look like that? Lune, laying face-first on the floor: Like what? Cat King: Like you’re dead. Lune: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish. Natoru: He accidentally called Natori “Mom” in front of everyone today. Lune: (sobs into the floor)

Cat King: We need a diversion. I say Natori gets naked. Natori: Absolutely not. Cat King: I could get naked. The squad: NO!!!

Yuki: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Lune: Um…! Neat. later Lune, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat," Natori. Who says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm stupid. Natori, reading a book: Oh, don't be so harsh on yourself, Lune. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when your father tried the same thing? Lune: Didn't you thank him? Natori, closing his book and looking at the ceiling: I thanked him.

Cat King: I don't know how to tell you this, babe, but… I love you. Natori: That's wonderful, Claudius. Especially when considering the fact we've been married for six years.

Cat King, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often, babe? Natori, confused: Well, I live and work here, so. Yes.

Lune: Why is Father crying on the floor? Natoru: He's drunk. Lune: And? Natoru: He saw a picture of Natori's husband. Lune: But he's Natori's husband. Natoru, with her chin in her paws: He sure is.

Cat King: Natori! I can't do Lune's stupid math homework! Natori: What’s the math problem, sire? Cat King: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply. Natori, covering Lune's ears and glaring daggers at the king: Natoru: Well-played, sire!

[methoughtsphantom]

typical Bats-don’t-know-he’s-Jason Red Hood surprise kidnaps Robin but has to wait to do his dramatic monologuing because the little bird is unconscious from where Jason found him with human traffickers. Hours pass, and the kid not stirring begrudgingly makes Jason feel a tinge of worry, which no, he doesn’t appreciate. He’d planned to beat the kid senseless, and now he’s here stuck with him while not being able to, kid is hurt already. Aaand why was that really? The time is the factor that gives Jason the space he needs to really ponder over where exactly Robin had been when he’d found him, how easy it had been to take him and why Batman had not been there to stop him.

among many others just,, imagine Jason seeing Robin for what he is, for what he was, and having a mini crisis about whether is okay to be mad with a kid who in this sorta mirror scenario batman was also not here to protect and stop the man who kidnapped him in the first place. …he recalls how he used to feel when he was the one hiding behind Batman’s shadow and well, he’s cringing over wanting to see this kid who’s wounds he wrapped boded against him. Now Tim’s perspective,, poor kid is super confused in the little time he’s been awake because the man B has been worrying about for months is asking why wasn’t he with Batman?? asking if the man had forgotten what happened to the last boy who worn those colors? if he even cared?? really just, picture Tim having to hear this random crime lord sounding all angry and hateful and making allusions to his predecessor’s fate and run as Robin without even waiting for any input (like this is a version of the dramatic monologue let my boy ramble) and 0 to 100 passing from panic alarm fear you know who we are?? to what the fuck are you defending me?? you mad in my behalf?in Jason’s?? what is this shit

[strawbynrobyn]

A little gender conversation to the void

While I tend to present femme of soft butch on days out in public, I'm usually at home, in comfy clothes, lately- an oversized hoodie/pullover or duster/cardigan I got from cloak

Then I saw the term "dysphoria hoodie" today and it surprised me, one who has been chronically online since 2014, and openly queer online since 2019

The gender hasnt been feeling so fluid lately and it's making me a little nervous.

More rantings under the cut

Looking femme is not necessarily my fault, I just don't have a binder, I say to dismiss the thoughts of being anything other than nonbinary

I've wanted to "catch" breast cancer since I heard of its existence- that's not a normal thought- but cis and nonbinary people can get top surgery, that's not just for one demographic.

I don't like not knowing myself and knowing myself at the same time. I know the feelings I have but I don't know why I have them and it driving me up the wall.

[squishlamb]

the kpopification of hunter noceda

bonus:

personally i am obsessed with mark AND his hair but instead of drawing mark himself i was like. "let's make a silly little comic of my fav cartoon teenagers!" worlds collide.

[themosthatedbeingg]

“Guess who just learned how to air drop! “ guess all of hell is now getting duck pics .. so so many Duck pics. All different breeds too.

[seoulmatez]

look i am grateful for the yuta appearance but my pussy is speaking and she’s saying it was not enough

[bardarch-y]

Here's this version since I have neither dignity or my voice anymore. The audio in only the intro part, however! Since my flesh prison betrayed me... You can even hear the moment it happens lmao

Tried to record the rest, but my voice just stopped. I'll get it one day... Maybe.

Welcome to the Bean Jar

So I decided to flesh out the song parts from this post. Added several lines, adjusted the scansion here and there, and tried to clean it up a bit.

So here’s the (semi) finished (written) song:

When I was a young boy my father had what he called the bean jar it was a jar of beans he said son when it’s empty you’ll see that the world will end in fire that’s what the bean jar means he said will you induce me to hasten the pace of armageddon and catalyze our doom because one day you’ll drive me so crazy I’ll reach into the bean jar Purloin the last legume

When I was a young boy my father had what he called the bean jar it was a jar of beans he said son when it’s empty you’ll see that the world will end in fire that’s what the bean jar means

Sometimes I get this feeling, it bubbles up in me

And often I feel all this is my fault.

Been through it all, the rise and fall, the fires in the streets

And when I'm gone, I want you all to know

The beans are gone, the beans are gone

And though I didn't quite believe it, now I know I've brought this on I've brought this on

And in my soul I can't contain it, my sins and what they've tainted

A world that gets sent reeling, from decimated beans My misbehavior here has killed us all

As people die, they scream out why but no one understands The reason is, I want you all to know

The beans are gone, the beans are gone

And though I didn't quite believe it, now I know I've brought this on I've brought this on

And though I know this world is ending, these sins I'll regret from now,

On and on, we see the fires have grown (oh, ah, ah) And I'm the only one alive who knows (oh, ah, ah)

Could have saved this world if I'd only cared at all

I watch them die for my mistakes, oh! Because this world is coming for our hearts

And though I've tried, I cannot wake them

Because the time has come for us to part

I would explain, or say I'm sorry

I'm so ashamed I know it's all my fault

There's no one left to forgive me In this hell This hell that I have wrought

I'm just a boy, I'm not a villain

I'm just a kid, who couldn't right his wrongs

I'm just a boy, I'm not a villain I'm so scared

The beans are gone, the beans are gone

And though I didn't quite believe it, now I know I've brought this on I've brought this on

If I'd tried, I could have fought it But it's too late, I've lost it all

I watch them die, for my mistakes oh! Because this world is coming for our hearts

And though I've tried, I cannot wake them Because the time has come for us to part

I would explain, and say I'm sorry I’m so ashamed, I know it's all my fault

There's no one left to forgive me

In this hell This hell that I have wrought.

[heich0e]

i need you to know that in the INZ frat!au even though kita is the president aran is The Enforcer. kita decides the punishments and reprimands, but aran is the one who makes sure they're seen through.

[epitomees]

@braveryhearted replied to your post “Why does anyone want to hang out with someone who...”:

akihiko; :(

Please introduce him to a bar of soap and 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner, Akihiko.

[twobrokenwyngs]

me doing something non-gallagher related for any length of time

[5280ft]

im losing my mind i have to know if you saw hasan get all flustered because will suggested doing a shibari class and hasan thought that he was going to get tied up will even asked he wanted to be tied up by him and you could see hasans brain short circuit before he starts denying that he would want that i was laughing so hard

OH BOY HAVE I SEEN IT