#cr kyle

[somewhatsentientspellbook]

can kyle be my warlock patron?

[marvelousbelladonna]

Kyle gets his gifts

[luckthebard]

Brb dying at this behind the scenes detail

[bixbiboom]

“I look like a Georgia O’Keeffe painting!!”

[acebender]

[cookiekissers]

i love how you write, omfg. i’d love to request.

teehee… can i be the first Dark Cacao request on this blog… He’s my pookie wookie …. (i’d LOVE to see what you’d cook up for some NSFT hc’s)

🔥🔞 [Dark Cacao Cookie x Male Reader NSFT HCs]

Dark Cacao is a pretty stoic guy. He doesn't show his emotions or affection that often.

But that changes during sex. Its like he's making up for how he acts in public now that you're both alone together.

Dark Cacao is very gentle. Because of his imposing size, you would expect him to be rough but he treats you so lovingly, like you were the most fragile thing in the world.

His thrusts are slow, but they are deep and strong. Is very into romantic sex.

He watches you carefully during the session, watching your expressions shift and change, on the look out for any sign of discomfort. If Cacao feels that somethings wrong he will stop immediately and ask if you're ok.

Dark Cacao is old and thus is a little old fashioned. He believes that he should be the provider and please you.

If you want to top him and take a more active role during sex, he won't deny you, but you might make his brain short-circuit.

Dark Cacao didn't think he would be affected that much taking if from behind (either by your strap or dick), but he is so wrong. He can barely contain his voice and his stoic exterior keeps slipping as you ram into him.

It's a bit hard to see because of his beautiful dark dough, but he blushes so much during sex when he looks down at you.

Dark Cacao is completely weak for you. He will do anything you want if it makes you happy, but he has his limits.

Things like hitting and slapping aren't not his thing at all and he will be very clear he won't lay a hand on you in that way during sex.

If you beg him to try it, he will, to make you happy. But he will feel so guilty about it afterwards that he will need you to comfort him and reassure him that you still love him. After that, physical harm in the bedroom is 100% off the table.

Dark Cacao loves to hold you tightly and kiss you while he makes love to you.

He doesn't make a lot of noise during sex, he's pretty quiet. Its mostly quiet grunts and panting.

If you go down on Dark Cacao you might get a whine out of him

Dark Cacao likes more spontaneous sex but that's only because he's gets so flustered and embarrassed if asking for it directly.

Having you dressed in Dark Cacao Kingdom clothing/robes and undressing you slowly is something he can't get enough of.

Ngl, he lives for hasty, partially-clothed sex. Being so desperate for each other that you only need to undress just enough so he can slip inside you is a massive turn on. Especially if your in his lap where he can pull away the fabric of your clothing and kiss you while he bounces you on his dick.

Honestly, Dark Cacao would like to branch out into some things like lingerie but he's too flustered to admit it and will probably keep it to himself.

Honestly, disregarding the previous hcs about reader topping, I see Dark Cacao as a stone top

[master-of-stupidity]

What a fun batch of characters (they'd probably kil each other 😁)

[beauregardlionett]

re-watching e92 and honestly shout out to kyle for coming on set to drop off that cake and somehow keeping a straight face while looking at marisha in that costume is truly commendable

[sp-kvt]

Boo did i scare you.. heh.

South park annddd cookie run oc and someone elses

If you're liking all my posts.. I can tell and I love you sm 😚����‼️💯

[xombigirl]

Producer Kyle Shire is a GEM and he is the one responsible for that absolutely DELIGHTFUL Hallmark AU Twitch ad. Thank you Kyle for fueling me and others(*cough* @maybetwice *cough*)with that delightful nonsense.

[cringelordofchaos]

gonna watch south park wish me luck

Oh my Fucking god good luck

What are you watching first though ?? Cuz there's a shit ton to watch (27 seasons) I could give u some recommendations though idrk what

If u didn't know already all episodes are available for free on southparkstudios.com (official and mostly ad-free)

But WOOOOOOO

[bixbiboom]

Producer Kyle sings. Matt is unimpressed.

[acebender]

Cats (2019)

[handbellanon]

That is a delightful Beacon ad

[afjakvbsjcjskcjskjcmajakcjsjjzk]

i don't get why there's so many antis in the south park fandom when literally all the popular ships are toxic asf, kyman st yle cr eek stendy dip they're all toxic asf lmao. and the shippers are also abusive asf too

I love toxic ships btw i'm just saying. I don't get it like why are you in the fandom if you're such a snowflake lmao

[in-a-galaxy-far-far-a-gay]

“My name’s Kyle, you fucks!”

- Kyle