#cpn or whatever

[hauntingblue]

The boats being a metaphor for Tom and his kids......... this is too much

[accio-victuuri]

so many updates and stuff to share. will post more later. happy friday everyone ^^

[rebelband]

thatguy

[rainbowsky]

Regarding CPN discussions, questions and comments

Several times over the past few days I've had to remind people about a boundary I have around discussions of CPN, so I feel it might be a good time to remind everyone of this so that everyone is on the same page.

I'm always preaching that CPN is for turtle's eyes only. It isn't meant for wider consumption by solos or passersby. This is for the protection of turtles and of GG and DD. When CPN crosses over into other areas, it pretty much always leads to fan wars and anti activity.

One of the measures that I feel passionately about in connection with this is the notion that

CPN should never be discussed in posts that are tagged with GG and DD's individual names.

There are a couple of really good reasons for this:

It's part of staying in our own lane. Solos follow the tags for GG and DD's individual names, and if CPN is discussed in those posts, solos can stumble across it and create problems. I have faced a lot of harassment in the past - including the recent past - from solos because of this very thing, and it's not fun. Fan wars are never good, but especially not when I become a target for hate through no fault of my own. If you talk about CPN in the comments of my posts, I am going to be the one attacked for it, not you.

Posts tagged with their individual names are for celebrating their individual works and achievements. There's plenty of space for clowning elsewhere.

All that I ask is that before you comment to discuss CPN in the notes of one of my posts, please double check that it is not tagged with 'xiao zhan' or 'wang yibo'. If it is, submit your comment or question to me as an ask, contact me privately about it, or find a post on my blog on a related subject that is tagged with 'bjyx' or 'yizhan' and comment there.

You can also feel free to make a post about it in the Yizhan Tumblr community.

Please also feel free to do whatever you want, take whatever risks you want, and embody your own values around this topic on your own blog, including reblogging my individual posts with whatever commentary you want. Feel free to use whatever tags you want and to discuss whatever you want in a reblog. Just please don't comment with CPN in posts on my blog that are tagged with their individual names.

A note on reactions

Some people really take it personally and get bent out of shape when I make this kind of request. This is by no means a rare reaction. The majority of turtles who I mention this to in response to CPN comments in the notes of these posts respond in a negative way. Some even unfollow or block me for it.

I don't understand why anyone would be offended by a boundary I set for my own well-being online, or why anyone would take personally a decision that I have made for my own well-being.

I have had a lot of harassment and hate thrown at me over the years, and due to a lifetime of being singled out, I am especially sensitive to bullying. It's just not something I want in my life, and I will seek to avoid and prevent it at all costs. Please respect my needs in this regard.

As importantly, we really do need to stay in our own lane to try to maintain some measure of harmony between fandoms, and to avoid fan wars.

This is not a new boundary - I've been stating it for years. @accio-victuuri has been saying this for years as well. It is by no means unusual for this request to be made by turtles. It is a best practice for avoiding fan wars.

So please try to be understanding about this. I would never make a request of someone if I didn't have a good reason.

I don't state these things to make you feel bad in any way. Nor do I hold it against you if you make a mistake. I'll just remove that comment and explain to you why I've done so. Don't take it personally. I appreciate people's engagement with my posts, and do not want to make anyone feel alienated. I do my best to express myself in a kind and understanding way.

I hope you will extend me the same courtesy.

[virgovirghoe]

i started a new job on the 15th but i don’t get paid until the 1st…i’m late on my phone bill and my phone was disconnected, normally i wouldn’t care but i’ve been driving for lyft and can’t make any money without phone service. any little bit would help! i also sell 🌶️ content, make cpns, paystubs, and bank statements whatever you need!

cashapp $mimiadams90

paypal email mimiadams90@gmail.com

[jiannguo]

Why, why, why is it that when I searched yt for xiao zhan willing to find a particular add, half of the results when bjyz videos? Why? sometimes I just really hate the whole world. I didn't watch the video, but the title of one insisted that somehow the last douyin Xiao Zhan posted is "proof" of their relationship. And somebody claimed that the couch in the picture you have as your header now is wyb's couch. Or that wyb has been there, although that post of wyb's was from 2019 I guess. And that Xiao Zhan is petting Jianguo's cheeks bc they remind him of wyb's cheeks. Like how about he's petting his cat cause it's his cat?! These people are insane and I don't know how they're capable of reaching that far.

Sorry for the super late reply 😅 This message got buried under other notifications.. I apologise!

That's because 🐢 tag it as "CPN" aka its couple nǎo = couple brain (it's a chi-term). Which means whatever is tagged underneath are by-products of the cp delulu way of thinking, and it's not hard facts, not to be treated as real evidence.

And it's traffic. BL fans are huge.

I'll give you a very recent example. 🐢 think of Doumo Cathedral to be a CPN just because a) XZ posted in 2019 b) in 2016, Italian Senate passes bill recognizing same-sex unions and its supporters took a photo in front of the Cathedral. So 🐢 expect XZ and W*B to get married in 2026 in that Cathedral (the year is because that's when they think XZ's contract with WJW expires). All of it "CPN".

In reality, that cathedral is one of the most popular spots in Milan right in the middle of city centre, so photographing there isn't a big deal, Cai Xukun, Li Yunchun etc have filmed photographs and vlogs there. Secondly.. as much as 🐢 believes the theory, the reality is a gay couple can't get married in Doumo Cathedral out of all places. Its a Catholic Church, and gay marriages in Italy can only have "civil unions". Honestly, some of these people should read up on it, Google is free.

Lastly, what the relationship between XZ and WJW is at present, no one knows. It's all speculation.

So Anon, these people can literally create a mountain out of a molehill and call it a mountain, and say its "cpn". And anything goes. It's sort of sad, as they will put their theories in front of basic common sense and logic.

And if you even want to try and add some sense in their logics, they'll simply use the term "homophobic". Which is weird as XZ's fans encompass many people of all walks of life including LGBTQ community. They are more pissed towards 🐢 who think outing someone for the sake of a ship is their God given right.

Anyways.. enough rant 😅 . In a nutshell, let's just ignore, report (esp the misgendering posts) and block.. some people will never change their minds.

[theuniverseawakens347]

India love Evelyn maze eagles and JASMEAN … get over the typos - LAPD IT WILL ALWAYS BE WHAT I SAY IN THE END- GOD.

ALL OF US … I’m only speaking about me and these thre BC THEYRE LIVING OFF ME IN FULL.. JASMEAN DUMBASS CPN FRAUD ..

we all had our innocence taken as children. Evelyn raped by her stepfather is a fucking lie.

But she did have her fucking dick chopped off

India love her dick chopped off and Coi Leray as children because their fathers or mothers want daughters yes that does take your innocence, but that does not take away your childhood like mine so you are a victim in the sense that your parts were rearranged, however as you grew up one more time, you can step out of grooming into another life direction you all chose to continue to be fucking whores one way or another Jasmine included. You are a fucking prostitute , you have talent reading my blog and doing CPN fraud on me in 2020 in depth with fucktard Lee Garlington as Howard Nugent that you actually found something you fucking like, but it was killed me that you actually started doing fitness…

and on top of that Jasmine, you had your dick from a click oversize to a vagina that would be Evelyn and India Marie’s story as well taking your fallopian tubes is not actually true. Those are my fucking eggs you idiotic pieces of shit just for some fucking money you lie but your blood inject with my eggs so Lee is trying to make you related to me hence all of you dumbasses taking estrogen with my fucking DNA in it nice cannibalism India Marie or taking testosterone or taking collagen or doing whatever the fuck did to her fuck hardbody with my fucking blood plasma and salts to say your DNA is my DNA ….

Jasmine, you look at your videos or you really just study your fucking face you are gorgeous. Hi because I love my fucking self and I see my face and you my dark skin whatever the fuck doppelgänger you’re a fucking retarded child you really serve no purpose to be honest, except for the lay on your fucking back and to be be a fucking hoe for some goddamn fucking money and say you do to make up and hair and play costume dress up just to meet Beyoncé my fucking family and that’s coming from Solange as well….. so you act and move like a fucking child and when we see your fucking face bitch, especially in your recent workout video with the green fucking leggings on F 45 they fucking hate you and they want me there. Reggie hates you too, but yes, you do some stuff in the fitness world. OK cool you could do some pull ups. You can do some fucking leg press you can move the leg machine. Congratulations but you are not. They want to change the fitness fucking world so wipe that goddamn motherfucking smile off your face you fucking little boy dressed up as a goddamn girl, and you’re not telling nobody

And you knew you were made into females were told 20 specifically you Evelyn you were around so fucking much …. let’s talk about how Evelyn Jasmine and her Kim Kardashian look alike mostly Evelyn and Kim Kardashian. If you look at Kim Kardashian directory of her life that bitch is retarded as fuck you thought she made smart moves but her motherfucking pimp. She’s a fucking prostitute playing housewife so the fuck is Evelyn Mazi Rego and trying to say that she’s a fitness coach bitch you got your body in a fucking liposuction collagen lab you didn’t actually train and work. It worked out with Ben and you put on some fucking wait just to fucking copy me and so you could get your titties done on the back and say that shit was natural like your ass collagen shots off of me fucking ass wipe “ I didn’t get my ass natural” it is not professional train fitness I Evelyn you have butt cheeks, no quads and no hamstrings. You did not grow an ass in the fucking gym Jimmy agrees and sodas because he was there when you prostitute yourself to out rank my butt when you were doing fucking heroin with Kelly Tucci being pimped behind the scenes with fucked hard, Blair Senate from immaculate by Lee Garlington, Joe Montanya … and you fucked everybody so you have sex with Ryan Seacrest that is true, but not to him Blair Senate…

[wingherc]

｢𓆄｣ "Dove, I know how to take it easy! I'm more inclined to do it here anyway, so many slow days under my belt because people just know how to act." Hawks chuckled and leaned over to press a kiss to her cheek. Not infront of the doubles!

"Well, the endearing smack talk aside, you know we're down for whatever it takes. And if we take care of the problem festering in Spirale, it takes care of your CPN problem here, right?"

"That's the hope. Might be wistful thinking, but I'm an optimist." He glanced Aerith's way and shot her a weak smile. "Besides, it's hard to do what we need to do when the barrier isn't able to keep them all out." It was hard to plan a wedding with the looming threat of a monster attack.

"Even if you're technically different people, I see the apple doesn't fall far from the tree with rushing into danger..." She guessed being some sort of hero or public servant was the norm for him no matter where or when he was.

"Essentially, yes! It's not easy though. Which is why you need to be in tip-top shape! Well, both for fighting and for Aerith's sake. We were gonna give you the blessing no matter what, helping us is just a plus!"

"Telling him to rest and relax is one thing, but whether or not he'll actually do it is a whole other," She switches out his compress for a new one, making sure he's still comfortable.

"Don't I know it? Mine has a bad habit of overdoing it, too. Seems like some things don't change!"

[miloo-o]

Jadiiii semalam ai gak bisa tidur. Deg-degan soalnya harus bangun pagi buat siap-siap ke lokasi tes CPNS (tapi akhirnya gak jadi berangkat, saking deg-degannya sampai maag kambuh kali yee🥲). Entah kenapa, gak tau penjelasan ilmiah dan psikologisnya gimana, kalau udah di situasi kayak gini aku sering replay live2 nya member BTS. Kepikiran deh buat nonton livenya Hobi di Weverse, kangen juga sebenarnya. Gak nonton juga sih, cuma dengerin dia ngomong. Di Youtube banyak sih ASMR suara cowok ala2 pillowtalk or whatever it is, tapi menurutku kayak cringe (?) 😭. Jadi aku lebih suka dengerin member BTS ngobrol-ngobrol santai sampai akhirnya ketiduran huhuuu. Thanks BTS udah ngebantu biar cepet tidur kalau aku butuh 🫶💜.

[0peachofmind]

Gak kehatian kalau harus sampai masuk ke ranah cpns casn or whatever they called it... God🥺 please help me, show me another way..

[rainbowsky]

This is a lovely story. The line that got me the most: "if it's been a long time, your eyes will inevitably turn red when you separate." 😢

I love the idea of them fighting each other's antis online under fake IDs. That's something I could totally see DD doing. 😅

their ordinary life. 🏠

i am referencing this post which was allegedly shared in 2021. i like how it’s written and the cpn clues inserted, then making a whole story out of it. a reason why most of us love lrg and other rumor anecdotes is because it’s simple and shows what their day to day life is like. tho they are celebrities with extraordinarily busy lives, the thought of them just being zz and bobo is comforting and sweet. it may be confusing cause there are parts where they are both referenced as they. and then it will switch to “i” as if in the person’s first person pov.

all of this is fake & fanfiction…

they should have a cat and a dog. everyone knows the cat's name is Tao, the dog’s name also matches the cat very well, it’s called Lizi. it’s a puppy ZZ bought it on impulse, but in the end I had to give it to my mother in Chongqing to deal with the aftermath. they have a home in Beijing, with a room full of helmets and musical instruments. there is also a room equipped with a projector, with warm and artistic decoration. when the two people are tired, they can lie here and watch movies together. there is also a big LCD TV, two people playing games to decide the outcome and doing housework.

the kitchen should be well-equipped, but the storage of materials is not alot, both of them are busy and have little time to cook, but there should be someone that makes trouble while the other person is cooking, and the other person will teach. when that person was making hand cakes, he had a headache several times and wanted to curse.

the room they sleep in, well, the bedding must be of high quality, it must be very comfortable and considerate for two people who both have the habit of sleeping naked. someone should install a night light in the toilet so that people who are afraid of the dark can get up in the middle of the night. there will be lights as soon as the toilet is near. there should be a lot of things on the bedside, eye drops, stomach-protecting tablets, Ryukakusan, cough cough... In short, both of them takes good care of your body! there will be a light fragrance in the room. they are all people who love cleanliness, maybe it’s also due to the scented candles.

there is a huge closet, which could have been used as a styling area in the beginning. one will often buy several pieces at a time and wrap them up. the other will also complain that one person loves shopping so much that he is not frugal and knows how to organize his clothes regularly. it was painful to pick out an old model to wear, and taught another person: "See, this is okay. As for clothes, save money and don’t buy so much. You still have a mortgage. ” another smiled and didn’t say anything. clothes that smell like them over time are familiar and reassuring, as if they are by each other’s side. In this way, they give each other company. Sometimes the trip is too urgent and I don’t pay much attention. both people will pack the wrong clothes into their suitcases. there should also be a small gym, where two actors and teachers can work hard. One person is envious of another's eight-pack abs, and the other possesses someone's waist (don't ask me why I know it's possible because I am a barbell. )

both of them have been doing more and more endorsements, and they have a lot of products at home. when the two brothers are in a good mood, they take one out and play with it, jokingly calling it "opening a blind box." most of the time, they kept sending them to my family, and the family group was noisy.

the two of them still can't stay at home most of the time and are always on the road. yes, headphones are a common item. why? because they are used for making phone calls and watching videos and to chat online. I took out my mobile phone to complain after getting off work. i quickly called to tell him that I miss you. people’s true emotions finally have a safe and secure place. how good is this, just wanting someone who can always listen to me in my life. you act coquettishly. you can complain and cry.

i also surfed the Internet, but I just browsed casually, after all, it was all the same rainbow fart, I want to take some time to listen to that person blowing it to me. sometimes it’s annoying to see fans quarreling. i used my account number to tell them to stop arguing, but it didn’t work. just switch to my other account and fight bravely with heizi ( antis ) and lose. until the account was suspended and blocked, then I took screenshots and felt aggrieved. he said, "Baby, look at me, I've lost another number by helping you.". The other person was amused, and he was no longer troubled by the remarks.

the other side is also keen on surfing and secretly saves a lot of emoticons, all of which are like pigs. regarding this, after I sent it, I laughed so hard that I hit the table and couldn’t stop having fun. hey, of course you can hear the voice of someone screaming on the phone: "Why does it have to be a pig?" "I'm a leopard! Not a pig! You What a stinky rabbit!”

they will take care of eating, taking medicine, drinking water, and taking care of each other when they are sick. they will take good care of each other and care for each other. if you are disobedient, it will be known immediately, and you will be punished, and then you will obey because I want to live a long with the other person. if possible, I hope it will be the same in my next life.

he will also get jealous, lose his temper and act awkward. Alas, as an actor, he is still in the entertainment industry. what can I do? Buy gifts, buy food, make phone calls. if you want to talk, send WeChat, and send some updates and stuck points that fans can’t understand.

In the end, I still couldn't coax him, so I could only study how to fight authentically and run to see the other party. the time is very short, and you may only be able to stay in the car, room, or corner. i left after an hour or two, my temper was gone, and I kept looking at the other person. laugh, give a hug, hold hands for a walk, kiss, and talk for a long time. if it's been a long time, your eyes will inevitably turn red when you separate.

“Every time it’s so short, it’s hard to be separated, and I won’t be able to come next time.

“But I miss you.

"...I know, I'll come see you next time."

knowing that there will be an event for two people on the same stage will make them excited for a long time, and they will fall in love at public expense. love, doesn’t it feel good?

no matter what, they won’t understand the meaning of it anyway. meet backstage, eat a meal together, take ugly photos of each other while doing makeup, and fight. let’s sit together and look at our phones and chat about the current situation. the two people at the back looked right at each other when Fang doesn't speak, the staff will consciously go out and leave them alone.

think hard. I miss you even when I walk. I miss you when I sit. kiss the necklace that you bought for me, look at the blue sky and white clouds, draw a picture, then take the archeology test, and look at the other party’s dark history, snap screenshots and make emoticons and throw them over. it’s the happiness that only artists can have when they fall in love, don’t you understand~

regarding the public, the feeling of being watched by millions of people cheering and blessing that summer it’s really good. surrounded by love from all over the world, you will feel that there is nothing better than our happy couple. maybe, one day, wait for the rainbow to come. On that day, I am Lao Wang and he was Lao Xiao. We walked in front of everyone. before, he drew a story about us, told by me since I was 21 years old.

[rainbowsky]

Why are people on Twitter saying that xiao zhan knew the title of wang yibo's new song before anyone else. What is your opinion on this?

It's not just on Twitter, it's being talked about pretty much everywhere turtles congregate.

Fake, fan fiction, CPN.

The whole thing actually started on Weibo - as almost all turtle content does, whether it's a gif or a candy or a theory or whatever.

In fact, 90% of turtle content you see on Twitter came directly from Weibo, and most of it isn't attributed to the original creator. Most people on international social media platforms (including Tumblr) are doing this. People just casually take the ideas, screen caps, art, theories, etc. of Weibo turtles and bring it into the international fandom without any attribution.

So if you see someone in the international fandom who seems to always have a lot of turtle content and none of it is ever attributed to someone on Weibo, most of it is probably not their original thoughts. They probably scooped that content from a C-turtle and are taking credit for themselves.

/rant

Anyway, this candy comes from a XZ Studio video post on GG's birthday that contained a caption, "Have you thought of a title yet?"

And on that same day there was a reblog of GG's birthday photo post that included the phrase, "万物可爱" which is the title of DD's new song.

(source)

From this turtles are clowning that GG knew the title before anyone else. But I think that's a pretty safe bet without these hints, isn't it? I mean, DD probably tells GG everything before anyone else hears of it.

Anyway, hope this helps.

[rebelband]

[coquillage-moved]

ummmm hi read my very short cpn 😳

[theuniverseawakens347]

It’s the “don’t tell her” when signing you up for THE fuck shit.. kiddie porn, pass my nudes or your nudes… shave ya heads .. SOME WEIRD HAZING SHIT BASED ON YOUR PERSONALITY TEST RESULTS AND THE “weaker” THEY DEEM YOU AND DESPERATE FOR A CHANCE AT HOPE TO A BETTER LIFE OR FINANCIAL FREEDOM THE WEIRD AND SADISTIC THEY GET .. Kevin spacey.. TREVOLTRAH.. CRUZE TOM… PENELOPE ex wife BUT STILL WIFE ON PAPER .. DEAD CPN FRAUD Cleopatra..

AT PEENY FROM CLARITY UR SOBER LIVING BEFORE CLARITY SCIENTOLOGY SCARE TATICS 2/3 hrs in a room TEACHING YOU KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND LIE OR NOT CRY WHATEVER IT WAS SAME BS IN CLARITY THURADAY NIGHT GROUPINGS .. THANKS FOR NOT POISONING ME IN THE HOUSE BUT YOU SAID INTOLD YOU N ZOE TAKE NUDES IN THE BATHROOM AND SEND TO BASEL ON BEHALF OF DUMBASS BRILES APART OF THE CONSPIRACY KLAN .. AT CHRISTOPHER DUMBASSFUCKALLANDANY PUSSY WHITE .. MYRON AT THE TOP BOTH KILLED BROTHER ALEX BUT ONLY ONE SHOT THE GUN AT CHRIS THEN BLAMED JOJO .. ALEX DEATH JOJO 16th bday .. at Christopher n Myron not there t dough came late BC WAS WITH YAL AND COREY C ONCE READING THIS CAN ATTEST I AM ME AND HE IS NOT GOD OR MY FUCKING TWIN FLAME LIKE HE WAS TOLD 🖕🏽😌 … tyna get me twisted with family like ya weirdos AT KAT WILLIAMS NOT THE ILLUMINATI OR MASONS BUT THE SECTORS OF SCIENTOLOGY

[r0b0-writes]

Mallet Mania AU!

Everything is the exact same, except Sweet has a mallet and an insatiable urge to smash, break, and destroy.

[Huge thanks to @charliedzilla for helping me w/ the colors and pallette]

Lots of info below!

If you have any questions, feel free to send me an ask!Since this AU is based on the game I haven't given SCC a relationship for this AU, but feel free to do whatever you want. (This also goes for making fan content of them, do whatever. The guy's unhinged.)(as long as it's not gross, ya know)

Feel free to make your own designs/color palettes for MM!Sweet!

AU: In general, it's all the same. He literally just has a mallet and can't stop breaking stuff. If he doesn't break stuff for a while he enters Mallet Mania, where he's uncontrollable.

Sweet doesn't like entering Mallet Mania because he can't control himself. If he does enter it he usually tries to fight back against the urge, but always fails. (It's not painful, it's just a little scary for him to know he can't stop himself. He sorta blacks out and can't remember everything).

When coming down from Mallet Mania, Sweet has a terrible headache and loud noise really hurts.

To avoid his boss battle all u have to do is get hit enough in the piano tile game for him to feel satisfied that he's ‘smashed’ the enemies enough. (Regular gameplay continues).

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Timeline:

Cap’n sees Noelle get kidnapped -> Tells Cakes & Sweet -> Sweet still follows you around, throwing spikes (they eject from the mallet) each time you beat him (little to no-hit) he stomps on the turntable and it gets visibly broken each turn -> Cap’n and Cakes tell you to let him hit you -> Sweet gets mad and when you beat him (right before battle) he slams his mallet on his turntable & it breaks

Cks & Cpn: “Sweet, remember your breathing exercises!”

Sweet: “I- I can't! I need-- I need to SMASH THEM!”

(there's a color change, his outfit changes color to something bright and wild)

-> Battle Start -> Immediately upon entering battle Cap’n and Cakes leave the battle box

Cap’n: “We told you to let him hit you a few times”

Cakes: “We’ll be cheering you guys on!”

-> Battle officially starts

_______ Battle: MalletMania (MM!Sweet) is the only one who fights you. K_K and Cap'n just sit and watch/give you tips on how to tire him out.

K_K: Have you tried dodging? Cap'n: His attacks are on beat! Get with the rhythm!

If MM!Sweet's about to beat you he just trips over the weight of the mallet and stays on the ground for a few seconds until you see little "Z Z Z" coming up.

K_K: Awe~ He fell asleep! Cap'n: Thanks! Now we don't have to go out again today!

If you tire him out before he can beat you he'll say something like, "I can't stop now! I need to... I gotta..." and then he'll just fall over.

______ Attacks: Let’s Dance!-- The music sheet lines spin-off of the mallet and into the battle box. You have to avoid incoming music notes by jumping from line to line (like in Muffet's battle in Undertale) Tantrum!-- Slams the mallet around in a circle on the ground many times. This causes debris to fall into the battle box and must be dodged. A Real Hit!-- The mallet appears in the center of the battle box starts spinning in the middle. The spikes shoot out and follow the SOUL around the box, trying to hit it Bass Drop!-- The mallet grows to be comically large as Sweet goes to smash the battle box. But he loses balance and falls over (if this move could actually be done, it's a one-hit kill) / rare chance of him backward and just getting slingshotted into the wall (battle ends when he does this attack) + regular in-game attacks

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Dialogue Examples:

Cakes: He's harmless! Capn: Yeah! As long as he causes harm!

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Capn: They're a menace to society Cakes: But they're OUR menace to society

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Capn: You should let him hit you Cakes: It’d really make their day! |

Cakes: You should... let him get at least one hit in Cap'n: They'll get really off-beat if you don't

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(In battle)

Sweet: We’re rebels! And rebels break stuff! Susie: YEAH! I LIKE THIS GUY! Ralsei: If you're all rebels why aren't they breaking stuff? Cap’n: Hey! We break stuff! I break hearts! Cakes: I breakdance!

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Sweet: Just one teeny, tiny little hit? Please, please?

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Cakes: We believe in you! Cap'n: Who are we cheering for again? Cakes: I thought you knew?

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Sweet: A hit! A hit! I got a hit!

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Sweet: It’s no fun if you just stand there!

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Sweet: Just let me hit you! You're a terrible audience!

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Sweet: You really wanna see my moves so bad? Fine! Here comes round two!

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Cakes: Avoid the spikes! Cap'n: I think they know that

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Sweet: Why are you helping them?!

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(after the battle, in the shop)

About Sweet:

Sweet: Hey! Don't talk about me like I'm not here! Cap’n: He found this mallet thing and ever since he can't stop smashing stuff Cakes: We have to get a new alarm clock every morning!

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Sweet: Sorry about trying to smash your bodies into little, tiny pieces. No hard feelings, right?

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Sweet: You ever get that urge to just break stuff? Like, if you don't you'll just explode?! Like you wanna bite and gnaw and maybe commit arson or- or topple a building with your own hands?! No -> Swt: Oh... Yes/I Changed my Mind (if you answer 'no' first) -> Swt: You get it! You get it! Here, have a special limited edition weapon!

[Acquires 'Majesty Mallet' (applies extra damage when fighting Queen)]