#cows in fridges

[girlboyburger]

ponysona update v3 !!

the cowficiation was inevitable

[housecow]

the difference between these two 🥺 both??

funny story though. my roommate is still taking food but my memory is so bad when it comes to things i don’t eat myself (adhd)

when i talk to friends and family about the situation the first thing they ask is, “are you sure you’re not sleep eating?” which is adorable. they wanna believe, even if for a second, that maybe i’m not truly at fault for making myself into such a cow 🥺 i get it bc im getting very fat even with the thievery but at the same time. im literally being gaslit

[fieriframes]

[A dragonfly types novels on a pancake made of air. The sun eats spaghetti while juggling upside-down tigers. Whales play hopscotch with invisible planets in the fridge. A trumpet becomes a sandwich, and the sandwich starts to bark. Cows do backflips over an ocean made of toothpaste. A clock melts into a jellybean, then explodes into rabbits. The wind turns into a sock and argues with the moon’s eyebrow. Lemons become presidents of the invisible horse parade. A volcano hiccups marshmallows, and time turns into a spoon. The stars laugh in lowercase while riding bicycles made of soup.]

[ankossss]

Cow cow cow cow cow

Little pink cow magnete

[caffeinatedopossum]

People always think my opossum fursona is a mouse and honestly with how much cheese I eat, they might as well be right

[californiaquail]

hey does anyone have suggestions to use seven million billion eggs. help me

[snoopyfun]

Why THE fuck am I a milk drinker now

[fobnsfwdoodlesbackup]

IM GONNA DRAW YOU A COW!!! He's a good boy

Yayyyyyy!!!!! I can't wait to see!!!!!!!

Here's two of my favorite cows for inspiration 🫶

[hershelwidget]

DHMIS week day 5: Health/Transport !!!

They look like a Superhero Squad here- Yeah I put the Healthy Band in several different “Conductor Fits” I had considered for Choo Choo!! Also there’s some neat symbolism with their colours uahahaha

@transgenderduckguy​

[hungryhippocrafts]

Brand new needle minders available shop link below :)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/thehungryh-81

[kylejsugarman]

god a grilled cheese sounds so good rn but i do not have bread or sliced/shredded cheese......i guess ill just eat some butter

[flatmingo]

Drawing something everyday

Day 3 -> cute chair

Cute girl IN cute chair!!??

[fruitgoat]

I was kinda annoyed this morning when my dad said it would be a good day to rearrange the freezer. (The big deep freeze in the barn, not the ones in either house.) I agreed because I wanted to be the one that knew where everything was. I do 90% of the cooking and 80% of the grocery shopping, but my parents are prone to doing a Costco Run while I'm at work. And it was raining so I didn't want to do Outdoor Work. I didn't start until after 3:00pm because I didn't want to actually do it. (I wanted the task to be done, and I wanted do it myself, I just didn't want to actually DO IT. You know what I mean.) Pretty much as soon as I started filling coolers, I knew fully defrosting the freezer was happening. It's now barely 5:30pm. I'm totally done. When my mom defrosts the freezer it takes at least four hours. It's craftsmanship. Whatever. I don't stand for that kind of nonsense. I go in hard and I go in messy and I don't give a shit how much water gets on the floor. (There is a full load of towels in the washing machine as we speak/type.) But we can all cross "defrosting the freezer" off the To Do List. It's officially on the To Done List.

[swordfaery]

bought a fuckton of like. cow milk bcos i wanted to make scones n you need milk to make scones. it goes off considerably faster than like. the soy milk and oat milk im used to drinking + it comes in a bigger bottle. i have like four days to drink a litre of milk im desparately chugging tea that is always too milky bcos for some reason a splash of cow milk has more milk than oat milk and it tastes of milk and im literally gonna go to tesco n buy some fucking cereal at this rate idk what to do it doesnt taste nice either

[freddiekugel]

this is the premise behind new glarus brewing's spotted cow ale.

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

[trophyprincess]

Just Googled this and I'm over here like,

Ate too much of a lemon yesterday and I was thinking like 100+. Wtf? This cannot possibly be correct!