#cows in fridges

[girlboyburger]

ponysona update v3 !!

the cowficiation was inevitable

[housecow]

the difference between these two 🥺 both??

funny story though. my roommate is still taking food but my memory is so bad when it comes to things i don’t eat myself (adhd)

when i talk to friends and family about the situation the first thing they ask is, “are you sure you’re not sleep eating?” which is adorable. they wanna believe, even if for a second, that maybe i’m not truly at fault for making myself into such a cow 🥺 i get it bc im getting very fat even with the thievery but at the same time. im literally being gaslit

[fieriframes]

[A dragonfly types novels on a pancake made of air. The sun eats spaghetti while juggling upside-down tigers. Whales play hopscotch with invisible planets in the fridge. A trumpet becomes a sandwich, and the sandwich starts to bark. Cows do backflips over an ocean made of toothpaste. A clock melts into a jellybean, then explodes into rabbits. The wind turns into a sock and argues with the moon’s eyebrow. Lemons become presidents of the invisible horse parade. A volcano hiccups marshmallows, and time turns into a spoon. The stars laugh in lowercase while riding bicycles made of soup.]

[ankossss]

Cow cow cow cow cow

Little pink cow magnete

[caffeinatedopossum]

People always think my opossum fursona is a mouse and honestly with how much cheese I eat, they might as well be right

[vampyroteuthid]

hey does anyone have suggestions to use seven million billion eggs. help me

[snoopyfun]

Why THE fuck am I a milk drinker now

[fobnsfwdoodlesbackup]

IM GONNA DRAW YOU A COW!!! He's a good boy

Yayyyyyy!!!!! I can't wait to see!!!!!!!

Here's two of my favorite cows for inspiration 🫶

[ambiguousdisorderken]

something tumblr loves to do is recreating the big bad straw man vegan because it's easier than reevaluating your beliefs and god forbid changing your habits, again and again and again and ag

[hershelwidget]

DHMIS week day 5: Health/Transport !!!

They look like a Superhero Squad here- Yeah I put the Healthy Band in several different “Conductor Fits” I had considered for Choo Choo!! Also there’s some neat symbolism with their colours uahahaha

@transgenderduckguy​

[hungryhippocrafts]

Brand new needle minders available shop link below :)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/thehungryh-81

[kylejsugarman]

god a grilled cheese sounds so good rn but i do not have bread or sliced/shredded cheese......i guess ill just eat some butter

[flatmingo]

Drawing something everyday

Day 3 -> cute chair

Cute girl IN cute chair!!??

[fruitgoat]

I was kinda annoyed this morning when my dad said it would be a good day to rearrange the freezer. (The big deep freeze in the barn, not the ones in either house.) I agreed because I wanted to be the one that knew where everything was. I do 90% of the cooking and 80% of the grocery shopping, but my parents are prone to doing a Costco Run while I'm at work. And it was raining so I didn't want to do Outdoor Work. I didn't start until after 3:00pm because I didn't want to actually do it. (I wanted the task to be done, and I wanted do it myself, I just didn't want to actually DO IT. You know what I mean.) Pretty much as soon as I started filling coolers, I knew fully defrosting the freezer was happening. It's now barely 5:30pm. I'm totally done. When my mom defrosts the freezer it takes at least four hours. It's craftsmanship. Whatever. I don't stand for that kind of nonsense. I go in hard and I go in messy and I don't give a shit how much water gets on the floor. (There is a full load of towels in the washing machine as we speak/type.) But we can all cross "defrosting the freezer" off the To Do List. It's officially on the To Done List.

[swordfaery]

bought a fuckton of like. cow milk bcos i wanted to make scones n you need milk to make scones. it goes off considerably faster than like. the soy milk and oat milk im used to drinking + it comes in a bigger bottle. i have like four days to drink a litre of milk im desparately chugging tea that is always too milky bcos for some reason a splash of cow milk has more milk than oat milk and it tastes of milk and im literally gonna go to tesco n buy some fucking cereal at this rate idk what to do it doesnt taste nice either

[freddiekugel]

this is the premise behind new glarus brewing's spotted cow ale.

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs