#cowboy Leo brainrot

[mushangaa]

Just.. imagine my day okay.. I fell asleep around 03:00 woke up at 07:00 bc work. I am a bit sleeby and workflow is minimal for a change because the start of the week was.. an experience. Anyway. So I am sleeby and inhale my coffee as one does I have finished my tasks so far so I get out my TMNT sketchbook and start a lil cowboy doodle of F!Leo and he is looking over his shoulder standing next to a horse he is apparently mid convo. Mh. Who is he talking to? Casey maybe? Nah. I can't draw human faces for shit so I tap my pen gently on the paper and whoops. Forlorn P!Leo appears he seems to be having a moment TM poor thing what happened. So I draw more. And I get a Donnie guarding his twin who is sleeping his phone in hand he seems agitated what is he looking at and whoops, closeup on the phone. Headline: "Rising Falling Star "Neon Leon" is his career over? An in-depth look into the devastating accident." The fuck is going on. Poor baby. What happened. Why is F!Leo here and a cowboy what kinda.. ohhhh. And it goes from there okay like... and I think about it the whole day and I doodle and I start getting into temporal paradoxes and other paradoxes and it becomes a mashup of different things and I think about the one horsebook series I read until the books looked worn I think about every movie that has a washed up ex pro that had to end their careers bc of some life altering accident that coaches a new generation or one kid full of hopes and dreams to greatness and cowboys and horsegirl movies were some tragic thing happens and then there is a special horse and the girl and the horse bond and save a farm or whatever by winning a tournament. All those things ok? And then i mash them together in my head like playdough and mhh.

My auntie just bleached my hairline while I was sorting out logistics and I will contemplate some more while I recolour my hair fittingly in a neon leon blue colour (bc there is a ballroom tomorrow in the city and I wanna look very sharp for my fellow queers) and jepp. This is my life now. i guess. I draw one cowboy and end up with s o m e t h i n g and I am invested and I am hooked and I wanna know where this goes and I wanna help lil Leo and the F Leo who gave up on his dreams and who tries to save himself basically and it's... it's a whole thing ok. Anyway. Imma call it "The Unicorn Paradox" fyi. Yeh. It has a name now. Guess I have to take care of it. Fuck. Yeah.

[mooncleaver]

percy jackson characters as vines 

⎯ ✿ percy jackson, annabeth chase, piper mclean, jason grace, leo valdez, frank zhang, hazel lavesque, nico di angelo, grover underwood; gn! reader 

note: lmfao 3am brainrot, there are only a few x reader ones lol rip, i tried my best! 

warnings: profanities, mature themes 

masterlist 

y/n: *pours water on a sleeping percy*

percy: hello

leo: road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does

piper: annie are you ok? are you okay annie?

annabeth: *beats pan with a sandal*

piper: annie are you ok? will you tell us, that you’re ok?

piper and jason: *sitting in front of each other touching faces*

leo: what the fuck, is this allowed?

leo: wheUt the fUhvk is that allowed?

annabeth: is there anything better than pussy? yes a really good book

percy: we all die you either kill yourself or get killed

percy: *dancing* whatchu gon do, whatchu gon do

piper: when there’s too much drama at school, all you gotta do is, walkawayheayeay

frank after fixing triptolemus’ chariot

frank: but i woke up, everydaaHEGH

frank: oh shit

y/n: hey im lesbian

percy: i thought you were american

leo: i love you, bitch

y/n: oh my gods

leo: i ain’t gon never stop loving you, bitch

we’re breaking free, we’re soaring

jason: *hits ceiling*

flying

y/n: *removes cole sprouse’ online figures’ shirt* oh my god

y/n: *removing his virtual pants* oh my-

percy: wAit put it back my moms coming

y/n: oh shi-

percy: so im sitting there, barbeque sauce on my titties

yn: *falls on ground and starts cackling*

leo: ay terry you want some?

piper: this bitch empty, YEET

percy at the gateway arch

percy: *golf ball doesn’t roll in hole*

percy: *jumps over railing into the lake*

jason: i wanna be a cowboy baby

*gets on twirly thing*

jason: i wanna be a cowboy baby

nico: this coffee is bitter.. like my soul

nico: need smth black.. like my soul

nico: fuck it’s cold! like my soul

annabeth: look at this graph 😃

percy: whatchu say? whatchu say?

mrs dodds: i said, whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe.

mr nicholl: um jared could you read number 23 for the class

percy: no i cannot. whattup im jared im 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read

hazel: that’s a fuckin bear

frank: *falls into river*

hazel: NOOOOO

frank: *gets on log*

hazel: oh shit it’s right there

grover: is that a dog in a car aY AY ARdYA wheredyu learn to driHve

gladiola: WEOOGF EOOF BARK

grover: wHat

that one mark of athena scene in kansas

percy and jason: *fighting*

piper: can i get a waffle. can i please get a waffle

annabeth: duke do you want the ball?

cerberus: *jumps and knocks off display*

jason and percy in a small pool:

y/n, recording: two bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay

frank: im jOHn cena

frank: *plays flutes with nose*

hazel: wait oh yes wait a minute mister postman

nico: heeaey ( ´∀｀)

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