#cow wearing

[highlandkall]

[gongyussy]

he's like if a baby cow wandered into a zoom interview

[stupidfatslut420]

what i wore to work today :3 happy halloween

[grimark]

if you try to buy shoes or a belt these days the product description on the website will be like "a new Premium Vegan Leather made from recycled water bottles and discarded apple skins from the apple juice industry!!!" well i would like it to be made out of discarded cow skins from the cow industry. is that an option.

[minthy]

my Aunt gave me her New pjs because it was bigger than her, And so I decided to draw Epic In it, Gonna draw cross or dream in it later maybe

hehehehehehe

[housecow]

how should i dress up for a renaissance festival….

[chemilico]

Happy Halloween , I don't have any spooky art so I'm gonna just scare u with gay people

Bonus funny thing since it's the anniversary or something and nothing more halloweeny than vandalism

[cowdragons]

today's fit :]

[1000dactyls]

my huge gripe w modern httyd aus is that it’s always set in the suburban midwest in podunk nothing town without taking it to its natural conclusion. As if berk would not be a steel mill town on the rust belt with the gas prices jacked sky high for tourists driving through the middle of nowhere. As if the barbaric archipelago would be the suburbs of a big city rather than rural towns in the Deep South. as if hiccup would not somehow end up hiking in the appalachias or turn up half dead after missing for 6months in the oregon wilderness. Cowards. Fools. if you’re setting it in america then you should take it to its natural conclusion 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[the-scarlet-witch-22]

Agatha Harkness I know you’re the one who started the Great Chicago Fire

[secriden]

Oh I just realised the crazy not-flirting shenanigans do NOT end, and in fact continue in episode 3.

Style. Style what are you doing.

[nomsfaultau]

since Lambs!”Wilbur” is rather instrumental to the ruse working bc of his illusion powers (or at least covering up for “Tommy”), and because of me asserting that “Wilbur” was likely mostly found out bc “techno” is a bad actor and the seed of doubt was planted, my accomplice suggested an AU where “Wilbur” hadn’t infiltrated Philza’s family at all, wondering what would happen. So here goes!

Because “Techno” has insane trust issues, and “Tommy” is dumb, neither would figure out that Philza knew. And because Wilbur was there, Philza would do literally everything in his power to avoid a reveal with even more desperation since he has a kid to protect. I imagine Wilbur would also clock on eventually and team up with Phil for better faking, which would be NECESSARY given “Wilbur” isn’t there to clean up “Tommy’s” messes. Buuut he also wouldn’t be rocking the boat so much, so other areas would sail smoother. “Techno” and “Tommy” likely never get along given their polar personalities, and it’s possible they had a massive fight to settle the pecking order to even have peace to begin with.

Regardless, without “Wilbur” the reveal never happens. And so, there’s no actual bonding that happens. “Techno” and “Tommy” don’t see it coming when Philza kills them. It’s a quiet home after, awful. Philza is particularly clingy because of the loss of his kids, and Wilbur would probably find it suffocating. [*in tags for those who have read the ficlets or don’t mind spoilers].

Accomplice: and then when “Wilbur” infiltrates years later?

it’s going fine. It is. It’s an utter shock to “Wilbur” when he gets there and realizes the brothers he’s been longing for are dead. (The Fae Queen didn’t bother to warn him. She didn’t particularly feel the need to, because she only needed a few days to buy time before it was realized the real Wilbur was gone. Changelings aren’t meant to last more than a few weeks. “Wilbur” remains for his own reasons.) Wilbur falters of courses but corrects well enough.

He’s a good actor. Lasts far longer than the others did. But this is the nightmare Philza has been replaying every single night for years. He finds out. Of course he does. Except this time….

Philza has nothing left.

[cowcat44]

"I AM HERE!"

[youngbounty]

I’ve heard some criticisms of when this could’ve taken place and Damian having forgotten his pets. Something to understand is that the comic itself isn’t entirely blaming Damian. The narration is clearly speaking about the Bat Family as a whole. In the line, “They mean well, but their lives are complex,” it is talking about the Bat Family. Damian just happens to be the only one taking responsibility when his dad and family should’ve taken equally responsibility for letting Damian down.

It’s also clear this is an apology to the fans. When a comic apologizes to its fans for anything, it recognizes where the story went wrong. It only fails when it never did. So, let’s first ask the question: did any of the recent comics neglect to mention all the pets seen here? Yes. Even with their appearances lately, it’s often been Goliath during two separate occasions by Joshua Williamson.

The second thing to recognize is how these pets get into this situation. According to the comic, they were taken to a farm on the outskirts of Gotham. It clarifies that “Our people in Gotham rarely had time for us.” Again, the Bat Family (not Damian specifically), didn’t have time for them.

Next, it says that those at the farm spoke about scientific value before sending these pets to a bio-tech company. The people at the farm were likely those The Bat Family thought could be trusted. If we go by past continuity, we can likely assume the Bat Family that put the pets on that farm was likely Bruce or Dick. This is because during the events of Gotham War and Zurr Failsafe, the Vandal Savage buys off the Bat Cave and nothing is ever said about the pets. Even Batman leaves Jason alone after lobotomizing him.

Claiming this story is placing full blame on Damian is completely unfair and ignores any subtlety. It also ignores the terrible storylines that would have placed Damian in this situation. Damian would not have been able to care for his pets properly. The Bat Cave wasn’t there, he was being thrown between his father and brothers, his father was being possessed by Zurr-En-Arrh, Failsafe was making a mess of things and Damian had to depend on his family to do what he couldn’t at the moment. Is it fair to call it negligence just because that’s from his pets’ perspective or because Damian is the only one taking responsibility.

This storyline is creating a parallel to what happened with the pets and what’s been going on in DC. The name of the Bio-Tech, Morrison Bio-Tech, gives us a much deeper meaning to this apology. Just as the Bat Family have complex lives, so do the writers and artists at DC. We don’t know what goes on in DC and it’s easy to place the blame of bad writing to one writer instead of recognizing the whole DC company. If Damian represents the writer/artist and the people at the farm that sold his pets as DC heads, then this demonstrates that negligence over the DC story and characters aren’t often on the writers/artists alone.

I enjoyed this storyline personally. The only criticisms I’ve heard are the ones I’ve explained. Thankfully, it’s from a small minority, but still nitpicky to me.

[tempesttamers]

I recently learned about Anthony’s inflatable cow he named Nancy and now I need Javi having a pet miniature cow named Nancy.

[battiegutz]

we had to stab the can to get it out it was literally a perfect fit in the sink drain..

also i had to design my 31 yr old brother as a furry for this pls like