#coversing

[thebluemallet]

What Colin Calls Penelope In Bridgerton

Between Part 1 and 2 of season 3, I made a post about wanting to see the numbers on what Colin calls Penelope throughout the show because I thought there was a significant increase in the use of "Penelope" over "Pen" as their relationship matured.

Well, I did a very quick rewatch of seasons 1 and 2 (basically fast-forwarding to the parts I knew Colin and Pen would either interact or Colin would mention Penelope) and a rewatch of season 3. AND I HAVE THE NUMBERS!

So here's a breakdown on what Colin calls Penelope through all three seasons of Bridgerton. I'll give the total as well as if it was said directly to Penelope or to other people.

(If someone wants to make a chart or something with all of this data, I would not hate that)

Pen

Season 1- 8 (directly)

Season 2- 10 (directly)

Season 3- 23 (directly); 1 (indirectly); 1 (unclear. He said it to Dream Penelope); 25 total.

Total number of times Colin has called Penelope "Pen"- 43

The rest is below the cut because this post got long!!

Miss Featherington

Season 1- 1 (indirectly)

Season 2- none

Season 3- 1 (directly); 2 (indirectly); 3 total

Total number of times Colin has called Penlope "Miss Featherington"- 4

Penelope

Season 1- 1 (directly)

Season 2- 1 (directly); 1 (indirectly); 1 (unclear. He was talking to Penelope but quoting himself--"I said to myself, 'If Penelope can see me this way...'"); 3 total

Season 3- 5 (directly); 22 (indirectly); 27 total

Total number of times Colin has called Penelope "Penelope"- 31

Miss Penelope

Season 2- 1 (indirectly)

Total number of times Colin has called Penelope "Miss Penelope"- 1

Penelope Featherington

Season 1- none

Season 2- 2 (indirectly)

Season 3- 3 (directly)

Total number of times Colin has called Penelope "Penelope Featherington"- 5

Auntie Penelope

Season 3- 1 (indirectly)

Total number of time Colin has called Penelope "Auntie Penelope"- 1

If I lumped "Miss Penelope," "Penelope Featherington," and "Auntie Penelope," into the same group with "Penelope," then Colin has called her Penelope a total of 38 times throughout the series. Which means "Pen" is still the winner.

And if any of you were curious, he called her "my bride-to-be" 1 time (directly), his "future wife" 2 times (directly and indirectly), "my wife" 2 times (both indirectly), and of course, as we all know, he called her "Mrs. Bridgerton" 1 time in the final episode.

[ineffectualdemon]

Thinking about it, Liu Qingge is

extremely blunt

straightforward

and his first and only solution to problems is to punch them

Spends most of his time off fighting shit because it's better than socialising

Liu Qingge understands, and is accepted by, demon society so fucking fast

Like he can socialise with humans and he's aware of the rules but he also hates them and thinks they're dumb. He'd much rather settle things by punching

Whereas with the demons their actions and behaviours make sense to him and he responds correctly in most situations (by punching)

So he's a human running on demon software

But I also think he'd be EXTREMELY offended if anyone pointed this out

Regardless of whether or not you think bingliushen makes sense there is definitely a faction of the demons who are pushing for Luo Binghe to take Liu Qingge as Second Husband

They don't even understand why he says no because "you two openly flirted for 5 years!"

[cinamun]

The Goat™ | Next

First, thank you so much to @ellemant for helping me BIG TIME with my vision for this coffee spot. You came in clutch with the PERFECT decos that gave the perfect vibe.

Lot Credit (again because this is the coffee shop connected to the shell that became the new Drake Estate)

Finally, in reference to what Darren mentioned about how close Sulani and Tomarang are, in my brain it looks something like this

with Sulani in place of the Philippines and Tomarang to the West of that.

[antrunner]

"Put it back. Put it right. Unless I can do that, I can't be a hero. I'll be... I'll be... one of the bad guys. You can see that, can't you?" "I... I never realized." "...Not easy, is it?"

[too-many-lavellans]

"I will have truth from you"

(please don’t tag/comment with your inquisitor, thanks)

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I don't quite understand the listing on this 1917 bank building in Tekoa, WA. It's empty and looks like it hasn't been converted, but the listing says that it has 3bds & 2ba. It also looks like you get the entire building, but the listing calls it a condominium. It's got some pretty cool original features, though, and it's listed for $247K. Let's see what we have, here.

So, technically, this would be your main living area. I like the blue accents, all the original wood features and arch by the front door. They left the desk in the middle, and I think that would have to go. I also like the original mosaic flooring.

Now, here's the bank vault right on the main floor.

So, is this one of the 3 bedrooms? Look, they left a cool smaller safe in here, too.

But, wait! If you buy today, we'll double your order and you'll also get a second, secret vault with a bathroom. I don't see a shower or tub in here, though.

Maybe I would keep the desk. It matches the loft. This place needs a kitchen, so maybe it would make a nice island.

I'm confused. Is this considered a bedroom? The wood is nice, but there's an open loft above.

Stairs to the loft.

I still don't see where they see 3bds and 2ba.

Maybe this is the 3rd bedroom? I like the exposed brick, but it's way too narrow and has no window to be a bedroom.

There's a very large basement, but that furnace looks shot.

It's a huge space.

And, they left all their crappy archives for the new owner. The listing promised a secret passage. Is this where it leads?

I don't know, but I don't think that I'd pay $247 for this building. I don't see 3bds, 2ba, it needs a new HVAC system, plus a kitchen. 2 thumbs down.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/102-N-Crosby-St-1-Tekoa-WA-99033/370657237_zpid/

[thematchbox]

So do the taxi drivers in New York talk about the crazy guy who casually talks to himself about murder and cults. Arthur Lester is really spilling all his plans in the back of a cab

[justvillainz]

Villains discussing ages

All: *Discussing all their ages calmly*

All: *Turns to Hook who is silently reading*

Cruella: "Hey Hook! How old are you?"

Hook: *Looks up from his book* "What?"

Hades: "She asked how old are you Hook."

Hook: "Why?"

Cruella: "Just answer to question!"

Hook: "Okay okay! Uhhh- I'm like... Oh god, maybe 210? 215? Honestly I lost count after 150." *Goes back to reading his book*

All: *Silence*

Jafar: "... What?"

[flibbetygibbetsbro]

i hate the people who are like "keefe is so hot!" when they look at his new portrait

like that is best friend material not dating material hold yourself togther

[sleepysloth99]

Charlie: *Cooking dinner, preparing the chicken breasts*

Kade: "WHOA! THOSE BREASTS ARE HUGE! Hehe... get it?"

Charlie: "Unfortunately, I do."

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

June: ghostbusters rpg tier 3 crafting components

June: ah darn, meant to search that online

Dave: hot singles in my area shit wrong app

[yakny]

“You were supposed to be on some honeymoon at this stage in your life, not stranded on some lonely moon found in the middle of interstellar space! You’re out of reach now, Miss Uraraka. I cannot pull on your fate anymore.” He fell to a sudden crouch, a grim smile on his face, “You, on the other hand, still have me orbiting around you like some goddamned satellite.”

[beeskneesshots]

Rollo HC for silver bullet au

Rollo is either a decetive who’s trying to crack down on the big 7 while coming from a family who used to be in the mafia circle or he currently is the leader for Noble bell that “works for the people” and has quite a decent sized territory (AKA a front, a charity group in public but in the shadows it operates the same as all the other groups) He finds it to be a necessary evil. 

He has a history with NRC, particularly Diasomnia, Ignihyde and Octavinelle. RSA is also not spared, regardless if they're the police in this world or another gang with more morals. The attacks tend to be silent and hard to pin point.

He visits the bar pretty early in the hours to not meet too many of the other gang members. Always ask for red wine but sometimes let Yuu surprise him.

Rollo first discovered Yuu in the city, helping out a poor old lady with their groceries, next time he saw them in the park, patching up a kid who has scraped their knee and then after he found them in a small alleyway, feeding stray cats.

His own people found clues on their whereabouts and discovered that Yuu had their own bar that, coincidentally, the big 7 frequently visits. Some of them even have their own special drinks that they make for them only. His right-hand man even informed him that they are more in the mud then he thought.

Does he see them as an angel? a pure being that is forced to comply to the devils commands, that need shelter away from the darkness that looms over Night Raven districts. Or are they just as filthy as them? Just as much as the devil filled with greed and hate as the others? Despite it all, he can't turn away.

There is something about Yuu, something about their laughter the old lady's joke brought out of them, that gentle smile they gave the kid after brief scolding and that tenderness that the cats got to bask in that he can't forget. Rollo isn't afraid to get his hands dirty if there's a purpose for it and saving Yuu is just as much as a cause that getting rid of the filth of the world is.

Do tell him if anyone bothers you, he can silence them. Need a break? That's fine, his humbly abode is always welcome for you.

You're safe in his arms.

[chaika-jpeg-shitpost]

what explaining mahoyome to other people feels like

[dark-side-blog3]

mm sometimes i think my yanderes would take advantage of the fact that I cant do some of the things most people can do with ease like tying their shoes or telling the difference between left and right, or the way i absorb info just to force me into being a baby. Mommy kakyoin would coax me into his lap after heavily drugging me, so I just happily melt into his embrace as he asks me what sound a puppy makes only to be met with a soft whimper of me trying to speak.. or diavolo making me do kindergarten level math in the playpen he keeps in his office for me. -📱

I've been having some trouble with doing tasks most people can do, so it is fun to think about different yanderes making you do baby-level math worksheets, or French vocab sheets and crosswords meant for little kids. Or having those grid papers to write Cantonese and Mandarin, or in your case with mommy Kakyoin, katakana. Why bother teaching you kanji or hiragana? You'll only be confused. And hiragana is more commonly used-- he doesn't need you knowing what common signs and objects actually say. Then you won't feel as lost, should you manage to slip away from his hands for a moment.

Diavolo knows worksheets aren't any fun-- he'd give everything to not have to do them, and still know the people he cares about would be okay. So instead of a little duotang with worksheets for your math, linguistics, or animal noises, Diavolo tries to set up little activities for you to do every day. Little trays with a number of the day, clay in one dish so you can draw the number yourself, roll it on a die, and count it out of marbles. Calling an animal handler to show you the different birds and bugs of the devildom in the throne room (and saving trips to the royal zoo for weeks you've been extra good!).

[thisqueernerd]

Malevolent Part 45 spoilers in the tags