#courtney replies

[total-drama-brainrot]

if youre still doing requests, oughhhhh pls do gweathney plss they've invaded my brain and your artstyle fucking rocks. a small suggestion tho, you need to draw characters more eepy (like Psycho!Noah). let them be wacky and goofy

-@gweathney-propaganda

Glad to hear you like my artstyle! (Inconsistent as it is. 🙊)

The only person eepy here is me, but I'll keep in mind that people want to see characters being more... expressive?

[menlove]

me getting high as shit last night and rambling in 3 different places And here about the moody blues....... okay. whatever you say gorgeous (high me)

[aquilamage]

ace attorney character options for the bingo - kay, seb/eustace, klavier, justine/verity, byrne, and badd :D

already did one for the son boy

Kay:

The Girl Ever. my favorite character from the series. such a goofball a nuisance (complimentary) and a cutie pie

Byrne:

to me, everyone is allowed one minor/dead male character in aa you're allowed to be disproportionately obsessed with. and hoo boy is he mine of that. he's so fucking weird adn my favorite dad.

Badd:

I know I've made this joke before but *slaps roof of the him* this bad boy can fit so much unhealthy grieving in him. really hoping the official translation gets me inspired again so I can work on the aai2 with him in it au again

Justine/Verity:

There's nothing that exactly fits "I think she's a great character and I love how she's written but I don't usually feel much of a creative urge about her" but that too. She's up there in the Hot Lady characters (not that the games have many adult women proportionally, but that's not what this is about), but I only gave a half for the "solid design" square because I don't like how they did her boobs in the sprites.

Also she's definitely my favorite out of the announced new names so far.

Klavier:

The "canon" in "canon isn't real" is aa5/6 ignoring and mauling his story :(

Anyway I love his personality in general but especially how petty and cranky he gets in Serenade :3. And of course thinkin about Same School with Sebbie

[stevenssticks]

hey P it's me your best friend 💋💋💋💋 you know who you should write for. ya yaydhshdhjan ya know who you shpuld write for ^_^^^_^_^^ I NEED HER SO FUCKING BAD OK U NEED TO WRITE FOR HER OR ILL DIIE

HEY VIOLET!!!!! i hope you’re doing well bae. anyways courtneyyyy courtney courtney she’s so!!!!!!! i’ve got so many thoughts when it comes to her so i’m gonna bullet it

- courtney riding your face! she’d be grinding on you and pulling you up by the hair as she grinds down on you. sliding her pussy over your tongue and telling you how good you’re being for her. how your mouth is making her feel so good. she’s not afraid to let her full weight down on you either, pressing her clit up against your nose and using it to get her off like that while you fuck her with your tongue.

- onmdgdkxg and courtney would be RELENTLESS when she’s fingering you. going at a fast and hard pace that makes your eyes roll back in your head and your brain seep out through your ears. she’d be repeating “you can take it. you can take it.” over and over again while you’re crying for her bc she’s making you cum a second time. she’d be so sweet with it as well, kissing your forehead and leaving pecks on your lips that you can barely return bc you’re so fucked out.

[yourinterestisnotcringe]

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[agentstovring]

💙Smoshblr December Asks Day 22💛

Who are your top 3 favourite smosh characters? (this can be one that appears very regularly like the chosen, but also a character that might just appear in single tntl bit, etc <3)

Bonus:

What are your top 3 fave sketches and/or TNTL bits? (or any other iconic bits, that come to mind)

FAVORITE SMOSH CHARACTERS (an incomplete list):

First of all, I have to mention the person, the myth, the legend: Courtney Freaking Miller, celestial being and nonbinary icon. In a smart move, appearances are kept somewhat rare; which means the bit has less risk of getting old, and it adds to CFM's cryptid vibes. Also, "My prison name was Leg Ryan!" Flawless.

I was immediately impressed with Amanda's character work, and Sarah Christ is no exception; a lesser actress would make her too cartoon-y, but Amanda balances her right between ridiculous and completely believable.

Boneless is simply a banger of a character. I love Courtney, but in my opinion, she used to be the weakest link on TNTL. However, Boneless was the first of many excellent bits from her, and she's gotten even better since.

FAVORITE TNTL BITS (a very incomplete list):

POV: You Are A Lobster (Courtney) - This bit kills me every time; it's so simple, yet so absurd. My favorite is the first one, when Courtney did it to Ian, but they're all winners.

Pharaoh High featuring Teddy Roosevelt (Shayne and Jeremy) - I love the on-the-nose parody of high school movies; and Jeremy's voice slipping from Roosevelt to J. Jonah Jameson slays me.

The Incomprehensible Damien Bit (timestamp: 3:20) (Damien) - Hard to explain, but every once in a while, Damien will do a bit that both has 10 plotlines and no plot at all; this is my favorite example of that. He will usually do this to Shayne, and it always gets him.

Thank you for asking!

[crimeronan]

KITKAT!! have you never had to take one of those chalky/powdery pills that starts to disintegrate the second it touches your tongue and then gets stuck /to/ your tongue and you can't swallow it because no amount of liquid that goes into your mouth after the fact is going to move it from its place on your tongue and then you're just stuck gagging on the worst tasting powder-chalk combo that is going to linger in your mouth for the next 3-5 business days? anyway, that's why i do liquid first and then pill—so the pill never touches my tongue and therefor can't get stuck to it and ruin my life. i've also never had a problem with spilling water out of my mouth. i think it maybe has to do with the amount of water you hold in your mouth and the angle at which you tilt your head back? i don't know.

I'M GIGGLING SO HARD AT THIS. I. I THINK THIS IS A YOU-SPECIFIC PROBLEM LOVELY?? FJSJDB

i mean i HAVE had to take really powdery/chalky instant release pills that start dissolving unpleasantly on the tongue and the taste IS bad, like, empirically. no arguments there. but i've never had it get STUCK THERE SO BAD I CAN'T WASH IT AWAY BY SWISHING SOME WATER AROUND MY MOUTH??

this is SO funny. i fully 100% believe that this happens because pill-taker experiences are so much more varied than i ever thought but i'm dying to know if this is, like, a common experience or not. followers weigh in.

[queermania]

this is so funny bc i saw one of ur posts with a fic screenshot and i was like damn let me in actually… so i checked the notes and ur acc bc i was like okay there’s probably mention of the fic name Somewhere… and i saw the tag courtney reads with interest. and i was like well obviously this is a reading fic tag courtney is reading things with interest… courtney is interested in the things they’re* reading… and then i saw your actual answer to an ask going the fic is With Interest. ah

*(idk what ur pronouns r so i used they but i apologize if that’s not smth ure okay with)

i am reading With Interest with interest.... get it? eh? (and i just now realized why people keep asking me what i'm reading despite the fact that every single post literally says what i'm reading asl;kfjafsfasd)

(they is fine)

[total-drama-brainrot]

father ophelia can you describe aleduncan at pride together

Aleduncan don't go to pride.

Alejandro's too afraid of his parents and/or brother finding out that he's not straight and reacting poorly, so he keeps his sexuality as hidden as possible - it isn't until he's cut off his family and their toxicity that he allows himself the freedom and joy of publically expressing himself, and then he goes to pride with his friends and has a great time.

Duncan's not allowed within the vicinity of a pride event because he's an active arson risk. And homophobic /j.

Alejandro records his time at pride for Duncan to watch. Duncan calls it gay and stupid but secretly appreciates his boyfriend trying to include him in these events. Alejandro catches Duncan watching the recordings "in secret" with the mushiest look on his face, and silently decides not to call him out on it.

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

Alright then!

The first season of total drama isn't that good, not saying it's bad just that it isn't peak total drama like I've seen a lot of the fans saying it is. It's good, fun, enjoyable but also gets kinda boring sometimes and has way too many filler episodes + too many characters to the point that some end up being very one note and forgetable. The following seasons with the og cast are what really perfected the formula of the show and fleshed out a lot of the characters

hot takes meme

agree with it | partially agree | disagree | i don't know enough about it | it's not a hot take

again consider this comes from someone who just watched the first three, but i think the first one, rather than fully good, is charming. it's the only one that gets close to be a proper survivors-like tv show with cartoon logic, and for that i think its very good

however season 3 is better and i love heather so. yea

[bisexualsdean]

bestie i was so fucking confused by this

anyway ilysmmmmm not to be all mike wheeler but becoming ur friend was the best thing i ever did 💗

[punkfistfights]

TEE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I MISS YOU BESTIE 🫂💖

COURTNEY I LOVE Y O U AND MISS Y O U

[agentstovring]

💙Smoshblr December Asks Day 16💛

Which 3 smosh-related clothing items would you like to own yourself? (this can be anything ranging from merch, costumes or just regular clothes the cast has worn in vids)

Bonus: Are there any cast/crew members that closely match what you regularly wear anyways?

Oh, this is very good, I'm even gonna put pictures.

This fucking shirt:

Literally the first thing I thought of when I read the question. In general, Shayne should thank his lucky stars that I don't have access to his closet, because I would steal all his patterned polos.

This Courtney fit from the Girls Are Gross music video:

Truly an iconic look.

The 'Overthink Everything' Let's Do This sweatshirt in charcoal:

Let's Do This was taken from us too soon, and the best merch Smosh has ever made disappeared from the store. The starwipe on the sleeve really makes it.

(My current personal style is probably closest to Angela with occasional Shayne or Courtney moments; but my style icon will always be Sarah Whittle 💛)

Thank you for asking!

[simp-ly-writes]

The Comment Section

─────── · · A Social Media AU Fic

Pairing: Spencer Agnew x gn!Reader

─ · · SUMMARY: The youtube comments section ship you and Spencer together heavily and so does the rest of the cast it seems.

─ · · TAGS: gender-neutral pronouns, suggestive themes, mutual pining, fluff, attempt at comedy, cheesiness, angst.

─ · · MASTERLIST | TAGLIST REQUEST | PART TWO | PART THREE | PART 3.5

─ · · A/N: this is my first time ever trying this format- I hope you all enjoy!

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Hide and Seek (Again!)

Smosh Pit ✓ [Subscribed] Like 53k | Dislike | Share | ... 8.29M subscribers 1.1M views 1 week ago click to expand

5,155 Comments

username04 1 day ago (edited) at 10:41 "where's Anthony?!" never gets old username02 1 hour ago 01:11 when the whistle blew at the start did anyone else see when Spencer grabbed (name's) hand?? BC I am losing it over here! ▼ 17 replies ↳ username15 1 hour ago Wait how did in not see thisss?!?! ↳ username11 1 hour ago And when (name) at 20:14 pulls them closer to them in the closet when Anthony nears has me nearing a heart attack ↳ username08 30 minutes ago I am not loosing my mind... you are. ↳ username17 just now And. Yet. They. Deny. Us. username99 2 days ago (Name) and their husband Spencer are now the new certified "just-friends-but-do-all-the-couple-things" couple. username01 1 day ago I have been HERE for this (yourshipname) since day one. username87 3 days ago mr/misses (name) "I feel something poking at me" 17:45 deadpans to the camera then proceeds to throw out half the closet while Spencer stands there still, hands raised has me dying- XD ▼ 142 replies ↳ username02 just now I am DESPERATE for more TNTL with the two of them. Last episode was NOT ENOUGH. ↳ username87 just now BOOST THIS.

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We Are Going Crazy (Don't Win Mario Party)

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3,247 Comments

username44 5 days ago THAT ARM ABOVE (name) LOOKS AWFULLY COSY SPENCER. ▼ 68 replies ↳ username02 5 days ago If we shout it loud enough, they might finally see. ↳ username06 3 days ago underrated comment 100%. ↳ username05 just now And how he played with their hoodies string, eyelashes fluttering and watched them intro, *heart-flutters* username44 5 days ago The way that Trevor watched as (name) approached and moved down the couch so that Spencer and them could sit beside one another. THANK YOU FOR FEEDING US. ▼ 3 replies ↳ username97 2 days ago And how he had to whip his head with that cone to show his smirk had me dying- hahahhahaha ↳ username97 just now And how at 15:01 Alex just sips his drink just off-camera is gold. username44 4 days ago (edited) 40:53 when (name) immediately goes to cheer for Trevors win is so sweet. How can one have a friendship like theirs???

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Another Marriage at Smosh?! (TNTL #151)

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7,163 Comments

username01 2 days ago I have never clicked on a video quicker and been so equally disappointed yet laughed so hard. ▼ 333 replies ↳ username97 1 hour ago IKR this was just straight up mean. ↳ username66 2 days ago They just know their audience too well P-P username04 just now I want emotional compensation, your honour. username05 1 day ago Okay but why did their fake wedding vows to one another feel so real. username32 just now 16:28 The way that (name) just needed to walk out, say one word in a wig, and then walk back had Spencer on the floor crying that quickly needs to be studied. username32 just now Shayne and Courtney, (name) and Spencer is too much to handle all in one video /positive.

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(Name) Plays FNAF For The First Time

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username99 just now Just before watching this saw that (name) blocked Spencer on Twitter. Should I be scared? ▼ 202 replies ↳ username51 just now Mom and Dad are fighting, we should all be scared. ↳ username33 just now The silence in the room once (name) screams I hate you (I forget the time stamp) while looking just past the screen has me sobbing along with them. username01 1 day ago (edited) Looking past EVERYTHING ELSE. At 11:11, how (name) goes "I'm scared, Spencer" and he pauses the game and hugs her with those head pats has me spiralling. ▼ 2 replies ↳ username20 1 hour ago Okay but on this same note, how at the start, (name) was watching so intensely at Spencer explaining the controls and features instead of the screen, nodding along wide-eyed would be me too in this scenario. username11 30 minutes ago To the writers at smosh, this is too much angst for me. ▼ 6 replies ↳ username09 just now You speak on behalf of all of us (yourshipname) shippers. username03 1 day ago Petition for them to come back and play it together next time. ↳ username01 just now You have my vote!

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─ · · A/N: hope this was not a terrible format to read if you made it all the way here to the end. :))

[marvelfilth]

The mustache

Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x f!reader

Warnings: none

Summary: Natasha crashes your date

Masterlist

You let a fake laugh bubble out of your mouth for what feels like a hundredth time this evening. Your date looks smug, her eyes trailing over your form, almost leering. She takes a sip of her wine and licks her lips slowly, daring you to look.

You don't.

You can almost hear Natasha say I told you so.

You clear your throat and take another bite of a perfectly made steak - the only saving grace of this disastrous date.

You mentally cringe, closing your eyes briefly. Objectively, the date is going well - she showed up on time, held the door for you, helped you to your seat and made perfect small talk, occasionally throwing in a joke or two. You can excuse her wandering eyes, knowing you've been throwing mixed signals all evening.

You nod along to whatever story she's telling, smiling and chuckling when it's appropriate. You barely resist the urge to excuse yourself. You chew on your lower lip, wondering how you allowed yourself to get in such a mess.

Your phone chimes once, screen lightning up with a new notification.

Natasha.

Yep. Here's your answer.

You look at your date, hating how different her smile is from your best friends. It's too large, too open and not even half as genuine. Natasha's smiles are small, barely noticeable, but they're enough to make your breath come short.

You sigh. You need to stop comparing your every date to Natasha.

“Do you mind if I take a look? It might be important,” you ask, reaching for your phone. She nods happily, waving the waiter over for another glass of wine.

How bad is it?

You snort, coughing immediately to cover up the sound and reaching for your glass.

Another message appears right in front of your eyes.

That bad?

You choke on your wine, discreetly looking around, but coming up short.

Six o'clock, dumbass.

You wait a moment and look right behind you, mouth falling open when you finally see her.

She's sitting three tables down, wearing your favorite hoodie and a black cap. With sunglasses covering her eyes. In a dimly lit restaurant. What makes you let out a strangled laugh, though, is a perfect old fashioned mustache glued right under her nose. She twirls both ends around her fingers, curling them up, before lowering her glasses and sending you an exaggerated wink.

The best spy in the world, the woman who made entire governments collapse, is sitting right behind you, looking like a child playing dress up.

You whip around, your face red, and wave off your date's concerned look. “I'm alright.”

She nods, all too happy to continue talking about all of the famous people she's met through her job.

You hide your phone under the table and shoot your best friend a text.

You're ridiculous

Her reply comes instantly.

And yet you love me.

Her words hit a little too close to home.

You are hopelessly in love with your best friend.

Another message comes through.

What's wrong?

You frown, eyes darting around. You didn't even do anything to warrant the question.

And don't even try to lie. I can tell something's wrong.

You sigh, tell Natasha everything is fine, and place your phone face down on the table, your date still recounting a story of how she met some actress.

The next half an hour is tense. You can feel Natasha's eyes on you. You can hear her plotting a way to get you out of here, but you know you have to at least try to make it work, if not with… Connie? Courtney? Then with someone else, before you go completely mad.

Your phone rings. You can't stop yourself from picking it up.

“Sorry, it’s an emergency.” Your excuse sounds bad even to your own ears, and you wince when your date pointedly looks away with pursed lips.

“Do you want me to throw her out of the window?” She starts without a preamble. “If not, I have a knife in my boot and you know how good I am with knives.”

“Can't you handle it without me?” You ask, knowing Natasha will play along. Your date reaches for her purse, dejected. Guilt swirls in your chest, and you contemplate your next words. Maybe you should stay and-

“Don't feel bad, she's been looking at the blonde to your right since she came in,” Natasha drawls, “and no, I can't handle it without you. I need you back home.”

You blush, biting on your lower lip.

“I'm sorry, but there's been an-”

“Just go,” your date cuts you off, “I'll handle the bill.” Her eyes are on the blonde girl before she's done speaking, and you leave with your conscience clear.

Natasha catches up to you outside and leads you to her corvette - her sunglasses and cap are gone, but that ridiculous mustache is still in place.

“What do you think?” She asks as she opens the door for you before going around the car and taking a seat behind the wheel. “I like the look.”

You snort and shake your head, amused with your best friend's antics. “It's… something.”

She rolls her eyes, starting the engine. “I know you love it.”

You hum, relaxing against the soft leather, your worries stoved away by Natasha's calming presence.

“Why do you keep going on dates if you hate it so much?” She asks when you reach Compound gates.

You sigh, think of an answer that would get her off your back without making her suspicious.

“I just… I-” you stutter, wincing.

Great.

She raises an eyebrow, looking absolutely ridiculous, but so, so beautiful, it makes your entire chest ache.

The car comes to a stop, and Natasha focuses all of her attention on you.

“I need to get over someone.”

There, you've said it.

“Who?” She asks, and for the first time in all the years you've known her you can't read her at all.

“You don't know them.”

She looks ahead, her jaw clenched tight. “How long?”

You blink away the tears. “A few years.”

She looks down at her lap, her fingers tapping against her thigh. “Who?” She asks again.

“Natasha…”

“Is it Carol?” Her voice is tight, her eyes dart around the street.

“God no,” you chuckle, thinking about your blond friend. Valkyrie would kill you on the spot if you even looked at her the wrong way, not that you're interested anyway. They need to get over themselves and finally admit their feelings to each other. Anyone can see their pining from a mile away.

“Kate?”

You shake your head. “You don't know them.”

“Then tell me. What would it matter?”

“Nat, can we just-”

“Tell me.”

You groan, and turn to open the door, but Natasha’s hand landing on your thigh stops you. You swallow, freezing on the spot.

“Please.”

You close your eyes, bracing yourself for the inevitable. “It's you,” you whisper.

The hand on your thigh clumps tight. “What?”

“It's you,” you repeat, feeling braver after the admission. “Always you.”

She lets out a deep, shaky breath, before reaching for your face with her other hand. “Look at me, please.”

You face her, eyes still closed, a few tears sliding down your cheeks. They're wiped away a moment later, and your face gets enveloped in the softest warmth.

“Open your eyes.”

You swallow, and do as she asked. She looks at you like you're the most precious thing in the world.

“I love you.”

Your heart skips a beat at her words, lips falling open. “What?”

She smiles, her thumb tracing patterns on your wet cheek. “I love you.”

You look at her for a long moment, taking in her features - her forest green eyes, tender and soft, the slope of her nose, so kissable. Your eyes trail lower and then suddenly a loud laugh makes its way out of your chest. You bend, clutching your stomach, happy tears gathering in the corners of your eyes.

Natasha looks delightfully confused.

“I'm sorry, it's just…” you giggle, pointing at her face, “the mustache.”

She groans, tearing it away. “I've been going crazy all this time, you know.”

“Yeah?” You grin, head spinning.

“Yeah,” she says before claiming your lips. She's soft, so soft it makes your toes curl and your chest get warm and fuzzy. The kiss is gentle, loving. You mewl against her, opening your mouth and welcoming her tongue.

The kiss grows heated.

“I,” you gasp between the kisses, “I love you. So much.”

You can feel her blinding smile in the next kiss, and the one that comes after.

[queermania]

what fic are you reading?? incredibly intrigued rn

With Interest by everandanon

highly recommend. dean and cas are so stupid and so deranged and so in love with each other (just like canon!)