#countryhumans hawaii

[weirdestbooks]

British Michigan AU Oneshot

The Misguided Aunt (Wattpad | Ao3)

Michigan had heard about the new colony, about Sandwich Islands, the country that his Grandfather had taken under his wing. He had heard about her…relationships with America, how she thought that America was good, that he was family. 

That he can be trusted.

Michigan was eager to avoid her for that reason. He didn’t know what nonsense America had told her about him, but Michigan was pretty sure that Sandwich Islands would try to recorrupt him with America’s delusions.

Unfortunately, he was not so lucky.

“Michigan,” Grandfather asked a few hours after Sandwich Islands had arrived, “I want you to help me.”

“Yes?” Michigan asked, eager to do anything he could to help his grandfather.

“I need you to help me show Sandy that America is using her and that she shouldn’t trust him and should begin to distance herself from him,” Grandfather asked, placing a gentle hand on Michigan’s head.

“Are you sure I’m the best—” Michigan began before Grandfather’s hand suddenly tightened around his hair, pulling it sharply.

“You are the only colony of America that has been decorrupted. What better person than you to show her the delusions and backwardness of America?” Grandfather said. Michigan nodded.

“I understand. I apologize for questioning you,” he said. Grandfather smiled, and Michigan felt Grandfather’s grip on his hair loosen.

“Good boy. Now, I think it’s best you start now, before she takes to lashing out. Ireland has sworn to be troublesome, so the sooner you help her, the less likely she is to be corrupted by his madness,” Grandfather said before pushing Michigan forward some. Michigan stumbled before recatching his balance and rushing off to find Sandwich Islands.

She was easy to find despite having the same flag as so much of his family due to the air of confusion and unfamiliarity around her.

“Are you Aunt Sandy?” Michigan asked, just to verify her identity. The colony startled before nodding.

“I am,” she said, “Who are you?” 

“My name is Michigan,” Michigan began, watching her for any trace of recognition. Much to his disgust, she seemed to recognize his name, a sign that America was probably feeding her lies about him. 

“Oh! Lika’s so—”

“I’m not that bastard’s son! I am Canada’s son and Britain’s grandson, and I’ve always been British because I refer to acknowledge anything between myself and that…that monster,” Michigan snapped, anger flooding through him. He hated this. He hated to be associated with America. He couldn’t wait until the day America dropped this delusion and Michigan could finally live in peace.

Sandwich Islands’ eyes widened as she took a small step back, seemingly caught off guard by his anger.

“I’m sorry,” she said, her tone nervous. “I had been told you were Amelika’s son.”

“I’m not. That…America took me away from my family; he hurt me and tainted me. I was lucky enough to be saved, but…other territories have to suffer under him. I…I hate him,” Michigan said, trying to ignore the pain that came with those memories, the months of learning who he really was and where he belonged. 

“That…that doesn’t sound like Lika. Any time he brought you up…you could hear how much he misses you,” Sandwich Islands said. Michigan scowled.

“It was probably all just a trick to fool you. He’s probably trying to steal you from Grandfather because he’s upset that I wanted to be with my real family. You’re just being used by him to hurt Grandfather,” Michigan reasoned. It made perfect sense. Why else would America care about any of his half-siblings if not to corrupt them and turn them against Grandfather?

“I am not! Lika loves me, and he cares about me as a person. He’s not using me to try and get back at Beretania,” Sandwich Islands said, crossing her arms with a small huff. Michigan suppressed the urge to roll his eyes. How could she be so stupid to believe America about anything?

There must be something about the savage mind that would explain it, as Michigan could see no other reason that someone could believe something so delusional. Well, he could think of one other reason, but Sandwich Islands was a favorite of his Grandfather, and Michigan was not going to risk the punishment that would probably follow, pointing out how she was mad.

He knew Grandfather would just see it as Michigan looking for an excuse for his failure. Even if she were mad, Michigan would still be expected to convince her of the truth.

“How can you know that? How can you dismiss the pain I suffered just so you can feel like you’re in the right? How can you do any of that and claim you aren’t being manipulated?” Michigan asked, his voice a mix of anger and confusion, slowly getting louder.

He needed to show her she was wrong, and that meant pointing out the flaws in her argument until she had nothing left to argue with. Then, she would have to agree with him and realize that he was right.

“I don’t know what kind of pain you are claiming to feel, but it’s obvious that Lika loved and adored you,” Sandwich Islands said, sounding annoyed, like she was the one arguing with someone who was defending a nonsense claim.

“He only cared about using me to make himself look better! I never meant anything to him! Don’t act like you know my personal relationships! He killed my brother!” Michigan snapped before turning away. He knew he had a job to do, but he needed to calm down before he let his anger get out of hand.

At least he gave Sandwich Islands something to think about. Hopefully, with time, she would realize her mistakes. If Grandfather hadn’t promised to give her independence, then he would have had the time necessary to teach her the error of that way of thinking, as he did with Michigan. 

She would be better off with them forever anyway, safe, away from America, and safe from anything else that would harm her. 

America was hurting her, and Grandfather wanted to help her.

Why couldn’t she see that?

[novadraem]

I unfortunately haven’t finished Ireland and Montserrat. So to make up for that have Hawai’i during paulet affair, who I drew yesterday before drawing those two!

[weirdestcountryhumans]

Some Countryhumans AU's I have

British Michigan AU (kinda co-created by @lost-islands) —Michigan is taken by the British during the War of 1812 and is never given back to the Americans, instead becoming a British colony and later Canadian province.

Warpath Hawai'i AU (created by @lost-islands, who is generously letting me write for it) — Hawaii snaps after gaining her Phoenix traits and murders United States over the overthrow. I mainly focus on the aftermath of this, and this is the only one so far that I will be writing a book on.

Japanese Hawaii AU (co-created with @aloha-from-angel) — Hawaii is annexed by Japan before Pearl Harbor or during WW2. It's used as a general term for a variety of AUs.

Russian Hawaii AU—Hawaii is invaded and annexed by Russia and becomes a part of the Russian Empire

Auntie Hawaii AU (co-created with @aloha-from-angel) — Hawaii is told about the US states in the 1850s and becomes an aunt/mother figure to them.

What can I say? AUs are better with friends. I will talk more about these later.

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[magicbluemoond20]

Inktober day 18 - drive

sorry is but late

[thebunnylord]

List of things that were supposed to happen in my scrapped countryhumans talent show fanfic

-Hawaii does an Elvis impersonation and performs blue suede shoes

-Hungary spends the entire show trying to solve a Rubik’s cube. When his five minutes on stage ended, they just moved him off to the side so he can continue. He doesn’t solve it

-Poland and Vatican’s talent was performing Exorcisms, and brought a possessed woman on stage to exorcise, but got kicked off immediately by UN. So they begrudgingly decided to perform their exorcism in the boys bathroom, which got stopped halfway through by both UN and ASEAN who understandably did not want a demon running around on the Asian country’s section of the building. Oh yeah, in my ch AU, Poland was a priest and was trained in demonology by Vatican and is certified to perform exorcisms.

-Northern Ireland and England dressed as their secret drag queen personas, along with Wales who dressed in her drag king persona, and they all “danced” (it was mostly them doing uncoordinated dance moves like the worm, the running man, and the epileptic octopus.) to Scotland’s bagpipe playing. And then they all jumped onto each other’s shoulders and fell over.

-Serbia’s performance of a Diss song that she composed that mostly made up of her playing an accordion and dissing all of the countries that have wronged her, or she hates, both past and present. The big finale was when she started insulting Ottoman empire and calling him names, when both Turkey and Ottoman Empire jumped up and chased her around the auditorium while she continued to hurl insults at them, both EU and UN had to chase after the trio to get them to stop.

- a few of the African countries put on “Africa” by Toto.

-America’s western states do a crummy half hearted line dance to “finally Friday”, the northern states perform “Blame Canada”, and New York performs a Broadway number (unfortunately… his song of choice was “springtime for Hitler”) they were all supposed to do a group number, but split due to creative differences.

-Mexico played a quiet folk song on his guitar which was well received.

-Austria played a classical piano piece with Germany as the page turner, Germany fumbles with the pages causing the pages to fall onto the floor, Austria playing the same measure over and over in a panic as Germany struggled to collect all of the pages before giving up, and running off stage in embarrassment.

-France and a few of her states perform “do you hear the people sing?” While Normandy performs “bring him home”

-Austria-Hungary with help from German empire performs a classical music piece, but then gets interrupted by someone’s phone.

-Italy sings a song and then ends it with a sudden cart wheel.

-India, Brazil, Kenya, and Australia bring a VERY VERY DANGEROUS AND HIGHLY VENOMOUS BLACK MAMBA ON STAGE to demonstrate their venomous snake handling skills, they tried to get someone to come on stage to HOLD THE SNAKE. But that got nixed real quickly.

-Mauritius does a dance with his cloned dodo bird, Captain Lewis, which then walked off stage and fell into the audience.

-Britain gets introduced on stage as “performing a nice number by Bach”, he has his suit on, a top hat, and everyone thinks, “oh, he’s going to play the number on his violin”. Nope, he lowers his tie, tucks his pants inside his big, tall, platform boots, and unbuttons his collar to reveal the spiked collar underneath, and whips out his old electric guitar and plays friggin’ toccata and fugue in D minor like a legend.

- Norway, Denmark, Finland, Sweden, and Estonia try to do a Black Death metal performance with their band, “Estonia and the Nordics”. It was just them screaming, banging on their instruments, and smashing their guitars while Estonia, the lead singer, gets a bout of anxiety and stands awkwardly on the stage looking at her feet unable to sing.

-Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, and China tried to perform the dance of the little swans (Russia’s idea, no one else wanted to) but only Russia practiced and China was a last minute edition as Kazakhstan quit that day, and not even one second into the music, the whole thing dissolved into a massive fight and Belarus running offstage to go snitch to Soviet Union.

[weirdestarrow]

Hawaii! Who I see as being buff.

[musicgirl656]

All countryhumans 3

I know -w- I know Hawaii is a state but still make it a country human 7w7

[insectplane]

New drawing of hawaii in statehumans

First post here, this time, hawaii

[small-foxy]

sorry I haven't posted anything for so long, and I've accumulated a lot of art...

[weirdestbooks]

Hawaii and the Celtic Nations (Wattpad | Ao3)

I love the Celtic Nations so much. And Hawaii doesn’t realize she is Ireland’s adopted daughter yet.

Hawaii was very excited for today. Ireland was finally going to introduce Hawaii to the other Celtic Nations, his family. He was very excited when he and one of his human children picked Hawaii up from the airport and spent the entire car ride talking about his family.

“Seanmháthair will spoil you rotten iníon. She loves kids and has been so excited to meet you ever since I told you about our…friendship.” Ireland said. 

“I’m so excited to meet all of the Celtic Nations. This will be an amazing week if they are as wonderful as you!” Hawaii said. Ireland smiled widely as he parked the car.

“I’m glad you’re excited,” he said as they exited the car. Ireland walked around the back of the house, revealing eight people, three of whom Hawii recognized.

Wales elbowed a girl with a black-and-white flag and whispered something to her, causing her to laugh. Isle of Man stood by her father, Scotland, and smiled and waved at Hawaii.

“Aloha,” Hawaii said, slightly nervous.

“I know you’ve met some of us, but my brother wants to reintroduce us so you know how we are related,” Scotland said. Hawaii nodded, and Ireland beamed before pointing out everyone.

“So, Hawaii, these are my fellow Celtic nations. These are my deartháreacha. You’ve met Alba or Scotland…And Tuaisceart Éireann, who you haven’t met. He’s Northern Ireland.” Ireland explained.

“Isn’t Northern Ireland your so—” Hawaii asked before being cut off by Ireland.

“That’s complicated and something I don’t want to talk about. Anyway, moving on, we have my iníon dearthár, Ellan Vannin, Isle of Man, whom you have met.”

“She has the best name for a woman,” Hawaii said, smiling. Isle of Man laughed.

“Indeed I do. Now, let your ayr finish talking.” She said. Ayr? What did that mean? Was it friend? It must be, as that’s what Ireland was to her. Hawaii was pulled out of her thoughts by Ireland continuing his introductions.

“That’s Breizh, Brittany. She is my deirfiúr. She is in France and is terrifyingly badass, just like you iníon. You’ll get along well. Next to her are our two adoptive siblings, the Hispanic-Celtics from Spain, Asturies, Asturias in English, and Galicia.” Ireland finished before turning to the last country, which had a black flag with a white plus.

“She’s my seanmháthair, Kernow. In reality, she’s only Breizh’s grandmother, but Seanmháthair has adopted all of us Celtics as her grandchildren—except Cymru, Wales, who is her nephew.” Ireland finished with a smile.

“Your family is complicated,” Hawaii commented, knowing her family wasn’t any better. Cornwall laughed. 

“Most countries have them. It makes things fun.” She said, laughing. She reminded Hawaii of many of her Polynesian relatives, short, old, and giving off those ‘I know a lot of shit, and I love kids' vibe.’ It's the same one Ireland gave off. Hawaii liked that.

“You say fun. I say annoying.” Brittany said. Cornwall smiled.

“Well, at least we can always count on Cymru, Tuaisceart Éireann, and Éire to make this family more complicated.” She said. All three of the countries blushed a dark red at that, Northern Ireland’s flag changing from the saltire Ireland once had to a white one with a blue plant on it.

Wales exclaimed something in Welsh, and Northern Ireland said something else in Irish. Ireland was silent, arms crossed and face burning. Cornwall laughed.

“Oh, you three are so easy to tease.” She said.

“Seanmháthair, why must you do this to me,” Ireland said.

“Because you love adopting people as your children,” Cornwall said, smiling in Hawaii’s direction. 

“What? Why are you looking at me like that?” Hawaii asked. The Celtic Nations giggled, and Ireland turned an even deeper red.

“They are just being annoying little dicks.” Ireland said, shooting them a glare.

“Oh, come on Éire. It’s our job as your family!” Galicia said with a smile.

“Yeah, exactly! Why do you think I blackmail you so much?” Wales said, “It’s how I show my love for my family!”

“You are so annoying about that,” Brittany said.

“You’re just embarrassed that I know about that thing from 1390,” Wales said.

“And I still don’t know how you do!” Brittany said. Hawaii laughed.

“Uncle Wales, do you have any blackmail on me?” she asked, curious.

“Banana leaf.” He said. Hawaii paled, and Wales smiled that same fanged grin he had during Paulet. Hawaii noticed the other Celtic Nations looked shocked, but a happy kind of shocked, and Northern Ireland whispered something in Irish to Ireland.

“Why don’t we head inside?” Scotland suggested, “Before the rain starts.”

“I agree. Hawaii, I’ve set up a room in my house for you. The other Celtics will stay in a hotel during the trip,” Ireland said. Hawaii smiled. Ireland was always the most thoughtful person when it came to guests.

“Thank you, Uncle Ireland,” Hawaii said. Isle of Man slapped a hand to her forehead.

“Éire, you didn’t say she was as dense as you!” Asturias grinned. Ireland groaned again.

“What? What's the matter?” Hawaii asked. Ireland wrapped his arm around her shoulder.

“It’s nothing. They are just trying to make fun of me. You might get some heat for that,” Ireland said. Hawaii nodded.

“That’s alright.” Hawaii said, leaning into the hug, “It’s nice to see another family that loves each other.”

[novadraem]

Hawai’i who should not be trusted with fire ever! He will burn something(and or someone) down.

[weirdestcountryhumans]

Based on a conversation between @aloha-from-angel and myself on the fact that Georgia has the body type that was considered the Hawaiian standard of beauty, and that Hawaii might have had a little squish/gender envy for Georgia upon meeting her.

[cafesito-64]

Hawaii es mi diosa y religión ✨💕

[artist-unknown-archived]

We have Texas, Hawaii, Tired Dad, Philippines, Alaska and Florida. More stuff to come and you knownthe drill.

[zoetheflower006]

Usin viviendo la vida loca~ 🍹🌺

Extra: Usa ama mucho a su hija Hawai la protege 🌺