#counter cockwise

[insonata]

fuck male and female the primary sexes should be called cockwise and counter cockwise

[garbage-empress]

Didn't you kno? In the Northern Hemisphere helicoptered penises spin counter cockwise but in the Southern Hemisphere they spin cockwise

[wtf-tfw]

I am the Crimp Critic, I watched this so you don't have to!!!

He scratches his balls counter-clockwise and not clockwise

He has a chimp (men will use this to pick up females)

He is a footballer (classic prick behavior)

He dispenses medicines from his slot.

He texts other women photographs of his beautiful mother. (phishing scam)

He is ambivalent to sauce.

Has never watched the truman show and does not plan to (which is heathen behavior)

He has read the Bible, but did not enjoy it very much and plays it down how impressive it is that he has read the Bible and doesn't really like to bring it up because he doesn't really believe in the contents of the Bible but it still manages to slip into conversation every now and then and you tend to notice it is around women when it is brought up

He is a softball coach for the elderly.

He scratches his penis clockwise and not cockwise (foolish)

[biaswreckmepls]

Hey there love your blog. Do you know of any canonverse fics that are long. Any ship is fine. Thank you

Thanks love

You can check out my older Canonverse fics here, and then a few new ones:

Canonverse + long

Part-Time Love by theimpossibleimpala (Yoonkook, 12 Chapters, 76K, E, In the heat of the moment onstage Yoongi kisses JK, and it’s doubly worse bc they’re not even together)

in the middle of the night (i go talking in my sleep) by knjkth (Vmon, One-shot, 11K, M, Tae and Joon are roommates and Tae talks in his sleep, and Joon has some feelings about what he says)

Counter Cockwise by tangowithsuga (Yoonjin, 2 Chapters, 12K, M, Jin posts that picture of him dying his hair purple in the bathroom, and Yoongi can’t stop looking at his dick that’s on the counter)

we're lucky too tomorrow by ghostscissoring (shmabs) (Namkook, One-shot, 10K, E, Jungkook believes that Joon’s dimples are magic and he presses them for good luck every time before interviews/concerts/photoshoots)

Here you go!

[bts-fic-collection]

Hi there, do you have any complete Non!AU fics where two members pine after each other but just don’t say anything? Like they worry they’ll ruin their friendship/the band/etc. but they eventually do confess to each other? I’d really love NamSeok, MinJoon, JiHope, JiKook, TaeJin, or YoonJin if you can find any for those ships. Thank you so much and I’m happy to see the ask box open again! Thank you for being so helpful!

I do indeed! :)

Let's Figure Us Out by mangoslush

Rating: E

Pairings: Hoseok/Namjoon

Word count: 10256

Summary: For Hoseok, what he feels with Namjoon- it’s another dimension entirely. One he shouldn’t be treading so lightly —

Hoseok and Namjoon work through their tension.

guilty love by avtor

Rating: T

Pairings: Hoseok/Namjoon

Word count: 9,238

Summary: Nearly seven years down the road, Hoseok is forced to decide.

halcyon by marythecloud94

Rating: T

Pairings: Namjoon/Jimin

Word count: 9,350

Summary: halcyon /ˈhalsɪən/(adj.) denoting a period of time in the past that was idyllically happy and peaceful

or,Namjoon catches feelings for Jimin at wildly inappropriate times.

Counter Cockwise by tangowithsuga

Rating; M

Pairings: Yoongi/Seokjin

Word count: 12,198

Summary: An canon-ish au where after Seokjin posts a picture of his clothed cock resting nicely atop the bathroom counter, Yoongi is forced to confront his long-buried lust and feelings for his former roommate.

Excerpt:

A selfie of his silly roommate standing at the bathroom counter with his newly-dyed purple hair was nothing too out of the ordinary, but /Nice/ was an understatement, really. Seokjin looked great all the time. Great with a sleepy face and poofy hair in RJ-themed pajamas, great in a fitted tux. Great with purple hair, in a long-sleeved white shirt, black gloves, and black jeans. Great when he flaunts his glorious broad shoulders and chiseled abs when he walks around the dorm in nothing but boxers during the summer. So great that Yoongi sometimes wished he could look half as great, and sometimes wished he could, well-… Yoongi had shaken his head to himself. Not the time for silly dreams like that.

[vodkawithjin]

[FIC] Counter Cockwise

Counter Cockwise (3/4), New Chapter is 6K+, Total ~18K

Chapter 3: Pen*s Wise, Pound Foolish

After Seokjin posts a picture of his cock resting nicely atop the bathroom counter, Yoongi is forced to confront his long-buried lust and feelings for his former roommate.

In Ch 3: Yoonjin wake up together after their tryst in the bathroom, and Yoongi is as confused as ever.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22031932/chapters/58381816

[fuckareyouanyway]

Are you cockwise or counter cockwise?

[vodkawithjin]

[Fic] Counter Cockwise

Counter Cockwise (4/4), New Chapter is 5.5K+, Total ~24.2K

Chapter 4: Pen*s Wise, Pound Foolish II

After Seokjin posts a picture of his cock resting nicely atop the bathroom counter, Yoongi is forced to confront his long-buried lust and feelings for his former roommate.

In Ch 4: More roundabout conversations, shlongie and nut puns and jokes, cracky smut & fluffy domestic shit!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22031932/chapters/61440082

Commissioned art by monnwi1

[vodkawithjin]

[FIC] Counter Cockwise

Counter Cockwise (2/2), Total ~12K 

After Seokjin posts a picture of his cock resting nicely atop the bathroom counter, Yoongi is forced to confront his long-buried lust and feelings for his former roommate. 

In Ch 2: CRACK SMUT! FEELINGS! 

  https://archiveofourown.org/works/22031932/chapters/53057275

[vodkawithjin]

[Fic] Counter Cockwise

Counter Cockwise (1/2), ~3.1K 

 A canon-ish au where after Seokjin posts a picture of his clothed cock resting nicely atop the bathroom counter, Yoongi is forced to confront his long-buried lust and feelings for his former roommate.

  https://archiveofourown.org/works/22031932/chapters/52579792

[ao3feed-yoonjin]

Counter Cockwise

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/39lO3NX

by tangowithsuga

An canon-ish au where after Seokjin posts a picture of his clothed cock resting nicely atop the bathroom counter, Yoongi is forced to confront his long-buried lust and feelings for his former roommate.

Excerpt:

A selfie of his silly roommate standing at the bathroom counter with his newly-dyed purple hair was nothing too out of the ordinary, but /Nice/ was an understatement, really. Seokjin looked great all the time. Great with a sleepy face and poofy hair in RJ-themed pajamas, great in a fitted tux. Great with purple hair, in a long-sleeved white shirt, black gloves, and black jeans. Great when he flaunts his glorious broad shoulders and chiseled abs when he walks around the dorm in nothing but boxers during the summer. So great that Yoongi sometimes wished he could look half as great, and sometimes wished he could, well-… Yoongi had shaken his head to himself. Not the time for silly dreams like that.

Words: 3143, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English

Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Kim Seokjin | Jin, Min Yoongi | Suga

Relationships: Kim Seokjin | Jin/Min Yoongi | Suga

Additional Tags: Smut, Fluff and Crack, Canon Compliant, Based on that one pic where Seokjin's dick is casually resting atop the bathroom counter, Min Yoongi | Suga Is Whipped, Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Pining, hard shlongies

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/39lO3NX