#count of saldana

[artthatgivesmefeelings]

Juan Pantoja de la Cruz (Spanish, 1551-1608) Portrait of Don Diego Gomez de Sandoval Y Rojas, Count of Saldana, ca.1598 Norton Simon Museum Don Diego Gomez de Sandoval (c. 1578–1632) was the son of King Philip III’s chief minister, and attained the title of Count upon his marriage to the Condesa de Saldaña in 1604. This painting was once part of the vast collection of Philip, Duke of Orleans, Regent of France (1624–1723).

[tgirlranting]

okay so i saw some of the discourse ajout Emilia Perez and wantes to see it for myself.

TL;DR: dogshit movie. masterclass in transmisogyny.

the opening song tells us this is a story about violence and love, and it delivers on that promise: in this movie, masculinity is violence; a violence which Emilia (Karla Sofía Gascón) wishes to escape through transition. the film firmly states that Emilia's wish is a doomed one. she was born violent and violence will always be a part of her.

this is an idea inherent to transmisogyny: male bodies are violent, and therefore transfem bodies are violent. "abuser-bodied" is a term used to other us and justify our exclusion from queer and women's spaces. the film Emilia Perez sets out to repackage this idea in a veneer of shitty music, crime and family drama, and toothless takes on too many social issues to count.

the film is apparently interested in many topics; drug trafficking, kidnapping, murder, corruption, sexism, ineffective justice systems, etc. it takes time out of its two hour length to mention all of these, but not to say anything about them. midway through the film, lawyer Rita (Zoe Saldana) sings a #deep song about how all these corrupt politicians are "going to pay, to pay, to pay, to pay"—the implication being that they are going to pay for their crimes—but Rita has no intention of making then do so. the reason she's in this ballroom with them is to ask for their money for her and Emilia's charity—shes not making them pay, she's asking them to. the film wants to act as if it's commenting on social issues here, even though its completely uninterested in doing so. instead of highlighting social issues, it unintentionally paints Rita as a corrupt, hollow sellout. she knows these people, knows where their money comes from, but gets into bed with them anyway. her performative rage at the system is a hollow edifice that appeals to liberal Academy voters, and no one else.

considering what the film is interested in saying, i almost prefer that approach. in a widely (deservedly) memed-on song, Rita is introduced to the world of gender-confirming surgery in a spectacle meant to elicit the macabre, the exotic amd erotic. a doctor sings "man to woman, penis to vaginaaaaaa" while Rita excitedly dances and asks for more. The doctors voice is made robotic, calling to mind cyborgs and robotic women; robotic women like Emilia is soon to become.

Rita later attempts to convince a reluctant doctor to perform those surgeries on Emilia. in a tone of profundity, she claims, "if you could only see what he's shown me."

Note the masculine pronoun. Not only does Rita continually misgender Emilia during this conversation (for which Emilia is not present), but the two of them have only had one on-screen conversation: their first meeting, in which Emilia shows Rita her boobs and says in a raspy, hyper-masculine voice, "I wish to be a woman."

So what is Rita talking about here? The only possible answer is the range of strange, wondrous surgeries she has just been informed of, or the fact that trans people exist, both of which this doctor is well aware of. I suspect the film is gesturing at some nebulous idea of the unloveable other showing us true beauty through their resilience, but frankly that is a reach. The film chooses not to say what Rita is talking about here, likely because the film itself has no idea. What we are left with in that gesturing absence is that the surgeries, the act of changing your body in a way that others find both disturbing and fascinating, is not only the sum total of trans existence, but is itself somehow meaningful; aren't the trannies brave for mutilating their bodies this way? For choosing to make themselves an artificial mockery of womanhood in order to be true to themselves? Isn't there beauty in their struggle to be recognized as something they clearly are not? It's a dismal, patronizing view of transfemininity. But before the conversation ends, a song breaks out in which Zoe Saldana, not Rita, turns to the camera and proclaims to the audience that she will always have our backs. Forgive me if I don't fall at her feet in gratitude.

the specter of Emilia's past, as a cartel boss and as a man, hangs over her constantly in a way the movie does not seek to challenge. she tries to change her ways: fake her death, become a woman through extensive surgeries, and use her money to help those affected by cartel violence. but of course, when her formee wife, Jessi, tries to move on from the husband she believes is dead, Emilia immediately sinks into her "male" voice and physically assaults her, then sends goons to beat and threaten the boyfriend's life. this results in Jessi and her boyfriend kidnapping Emilia during the climax of the film. As Jessi begins to suspect who Emilia really is, she asks "who are you?"

her reply of "Emilia," is drowned out by Jessi singing her deadname. immediately after this, we see Emilia for the last time as she is thrown in the trunk of a car, and all three of them perish in a burning wreck. Emilia cannot escape her manhood, the violence inherent in her body. everyone weep for her; what a tragic figure, the tranny.

[sarifinasnightmare]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

Okay @palettesofrenaissance you asked for the details so here they are!

1. How many works do you have on ao3? 53

2. What's your total ao3 word count? 805,111 (Aiming for a million)

3. What fandoms do you write for? I started with Star Wars, TMNT and now Falcon and the Winter Soldier.

4. Top five fics by kudos:

Okay, That's Not Suppose to be There  396 Kudos

Heaven Created You for Love  254 Kudos

Loved In The Flicker Of A Song 225 Kudos

A Soldier and A Maiden Cross Paths One Night.... 224 Kudos

But The Memory Remains 205 Kudos

5. Do you respond to comments? Yes, whenever I can.

6. What is the fic your wrote with the angstiest ending? Filial Piety It dealt with adults Cass and AJ burying their stepdad Bucky who lingered too long after the people he loved passed away. I would call it a bittersweet ending.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? All my stories have happy endings. I think Heaven Created You for Love has the best ending since I dragged my leads through years of angst, so I think they deserved their happy ending more.

8. Do you get hate on fics? Occasionally a critique comes out but I'm too middle aged to care so I just thank them for their opinion, politely disagree and move on.

9. Do you write smut? LOL!!!!! I ought to be embarrassed about the amount of smut I write. Sometimes I think I do too much but then I remember something Zoe Saldana mentioned which was that sex should be celebrated and enjoyed, not repressed and shamed, and I agree. People have a right to enjoy smut.

10. Craziest crossover: None

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? No, I had someone try to write an alternate to one of my stories but it's never been completed. Shame.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? Nope

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? No, but I'm up for the challenge.

14. All time favorite ship? Goliath/Eliza Maza, Spock/Uhura, Leonardo/Karai (2012), Bucky Barnes/Sarah Wilson

15. What's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will? I don't post unless I have it nearly done. I have a WIP in process, but I'm actively writing it. Many readers know that I am a reliable writer. I didn't use to be though, I had a TMNT story that had a 6 year gap before I finished it!

16. What are your writing strengths? I have no idea. People like my stuff for different reasons, so I can't think of one amazing skill I can boast about.

17. What are your writing weaknesses? Tenses, I always try to work on those. Writing half asleep is also a weakness.

18. Thoughts on dialogue in another language? Not sure what this question means, but I've written dialogue in another language and often I offer no translations mostly because I want my readers to use context clues to figure it out.

19. First fandom you wrote in? Star Wars. Qui-Gon Jinn was my first great love.

20. Favorite fic you've written? I can't choose amongst my works. Every one has a part that I enjoyed writing out.

[kimberly-stocks]

I rewatched Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 last night, and I realized that there were 3 actors in that movie Milo previously worked with:

Zoe Saldana who plays Gamora was in Dirty Deeds with Milo.

Sylvester Stallone who played Stakar was in Rocky Balboa and This is us with Milo.

And Sean Gunn who plays Kraglin was in Gilmore girls with Milo. Kirk in space 😅

Gregg Henry who plays Mitchum on Gilmore girls also plays Peter Quill's grandpa in Guardians, but I don't know if it counts considering Jess and Mitchum didn't have any scenes together on Gilmore.

Out of all of them Milo is the only one who didn't appear in the MCU yet. Although considering what crappy projects they put out now, I'm not sure it's a good idea for him to be involved in any of their projects.

Hence, the poll.

[cherienymphe]

No like I just turned 30 and I’m so happy to leave my 20s behind 😭 them kids on twitter can call me old all they want that’s fine pookie

I've been waiting to be 30 since I was 15 I'm not even joking 😭 when you grow up with stuff like girlfriends, satc, 13 going on 30, friends, etc 30 just looks more fun. I'll never forget Zoe Saldana saying the best sex you'll ever have is in your 30s and I've been counting the days ever since

[ginger-grimm]

🐸 + my baby girl Sabine??

SABBIE BABY, YESSS!

Something they collect: Tamagochis!

Their sun, moon, and rising star sign: Capricorn, Gemini, and Virgo

The first thing they bought with their own money: a Playstation 3

One positive personality trait of theirs: She's got an incredible set of nerves. No matter how much you annoy her, it'll take a lot for her to actually start yelling at you.

Their favorite 80s song: Black Velvet by Alannah Myles

If they're a good or bad cook: Ooo, she's a great cook! She's probably a better baker, but don't count her out for making you a five-course meal.

Their favorite horror movie: Carrie

Who would play them in a biopic about their life: Herizen F. Guardiola

Who would play their older/younger version: Zoe Saldana

An event from their High School reunion (if they haven't had one, time travel and make one up!): Sabine almost didn't go, because she's really not looking forward to everyone bragging about all of their accomplishments. But she knows Wyatt is coming along and Artie has become a lot cooler in recent years, so the three of them manage what Noah Puckerman (who didn't show up) never did, they spike the punchbowl and watch the graduating class of 2011 lose their minds collectively. The cops have to be called and in the morning one of the gym doors is somehow missing.

[wendyliddel]

I finally watched the home movie version of The Princess Bride that was made a couple of years ago. It was all in fun but there were a lot of famous faces in it, and some of them might actually work if they remade The Princess Bride.

Some of them might be a little too old or too young, but here were some of my favorites, who I think could actually play the roles (or could if they were a little older or younger)

The Grandson/Granddaughter: Mckenna Grace and Joey King were two of the actors who played the grandchild in the videos, but I think they could be good Buttercups in a couple of years.

The Grandfather: Rob Reiner, J. K. Simmons, Giancarlo Esposito

The Mother: Retta (it's a small role, so she was the only one who played it, but she did well)

Westley: Chris Pine, Brandon Routh, Lucas Hedges

The Princess:  Annabelle Wallis, Zoe Saldana, Mackenzie Davis, Zoey Deutch, Jenna Ortega

Prince Humperdinck: Hugh Jackman, Elijah Wood

Inigo Montoya: Diego Luna, Javier Bardem, Pedro Pascal

Fezzik: Dave Bautista, Jason Segel (he's too small, but he nailed Andre's voice)

Vizzini: Patton Oswalt, Rainn Wilson

Count Rugen:  Bryan Cranston, Andy Serkis

[angelo-tiger-woods]

Margot Robbie (@margotrobbieofficial): "Can I tell you something you don't know?" Angelo (POW): "Yes, go ahead! Tell me, what is it?" Margot Robbie (@margotrobbieofficial): "There is an ongoing struggle between many actors, screenwriters, and directors over the ownership of your intellectual property. They’re all arguing about it in Hollywood." Angelo (POW): "I didn’t know that. Thanks for the update. Since I’m under house arrest, I can’t see anything. Tell me more—what else has happened?" Margot Robbie (@margotrobbieofficial): "Well, the film projects with Marco Perego Saldana (@pirateyadimar) have been a subject of contention. Zoe Saldana is actually battling her own husband for the ownership of your movie ideas from your blog. And it's happening to so many others—you don’t even know the half of it." Angelo (POW): "Do you understand now why they wanted to murder me? Macron and Nicolas Lerner were planning to claim ownership of my movie ideas and sue everyone for something that was never theirs to begin with. Are you my witness now? Do you see what they did to me? They wanted to rob everyone who took my movie ideas from my blog, and that is a crime in itself. You have to work closely with Tiger Woods’s lawyers—they will help defend me in court." Margot Robbie (@margotrobbieofficial): "I’ll work with Tiger Woods’s lawyers. They’ll help us catch the intellectual property thieves and reclaim ownership of our movie ideas." Angelo (POW): "I’m ready to help you fight this case. You can count on my support. We can’t let them steal intellectual property so easily—we must hold them accountable for what they did to the screenwriter and author of the blog where they found the movie ideas." Margot Robbie (@margotrobbieofficial): "Did you know they were about to sue everyone because no one could prove who really owned the blog? But now they can’t sue anyone because you own the blogs where the ideas were originally found. This means Zoe Saldana will win the court case, and Marco will be exposed as a thief who stole the intellectual property of a prisoner of war." Angelo (POW): "I will help you fight this court battle—I have all the proof you need. You can tell your lawyers that I was forced to post these blog entries under coercion, and now I want to reclaim them. Call Steven Spielberg, James Cameron, and Elon Musk—they’ll help you clean up this mess. We have to take back the intellectual property that was stolen. Every single movie idea must be returned to its original author." Margot Robbie (@margotrobbieofficial): "Do you want to give the movie ideas to Liam Hemsworth? Should I call his lawyers? The Hemsworth family will help you fight this case—should I contact them?" Angelo (POW): "Yes, but I want Russell Crowe to take the lead on this case—he has more experience than the Hemsworth brothers. I will agree to give all the movie ideas to Liam Hemsworth—that's how I keep my promise to the Hemsworth family. We have a court battle to win and billions of dollars in intellectual property to reclaim. Let’s get to work with the best lawyers available." Margot Robbie (@margotrobbieofficial): "I’m already on it. All you have to do is give the green light. Do you know that your movie ideas are worth more than $10 billion?" Angelo (POW): "The proof is here with me in Elsau, Strasbourg, Alsace. I will be by your side in this court battle—along with Liam Hemsworth."

[nightguide]

GOLDEN GLOBS: REALITRICK TV SHOW

sauce: https://www.vanityfair.com/style/photos/golden-globes-2025-red-carpet-all-the-fashion-outfits-and-looks?srsltid=AfmBOoqGcit2utgqRpIJCMV83eAzA0Awf9yKMdJyiIA3aQ-5ngXuTvpY

ZENDAYA: MRS SLUTT MU$H? moracco

SMWC: you don't look that god, but may Allah give your fanbase mother nazar

SH: i gotta say, i don't do it for you at all (you were listening to a lot of Demi Lovato that day that i don't fuggetinng anything i like or sweaar that you and Tom got it on and thts' from a stranger things perspective, like i don't care that you look good, as long as you're happy (winks at Tom)

SH8: people like you. that's your nazar *walks away*

ANYA TAYLOR JOY: granny

SMWC: afraid to be on a diss track. they got ideas

SH: i personally said u look pretty too many times with a 'don't plastic surgery' motivation commitment to the core but i stfg Cillian is not after you (i feel sorry for you too much, like your face does not need that round-house attention after what you heard that even russians hate you, like i love you (as a pakistani) and that counts (im on my own rn :), you don't need that much attention if you did not want to do it, like i got plans if you want to come (wicked premiere)

SH8: too white for my eyes (what people think of you)

EMMA STONE: gay, vintage gay

SMWC: i see you as a champagne bottle. shit choice, where the fuck were you going

SH: no compliment, who made you choose it?

SH8: you're not drunk with that silo ass haircut, my intuition is correct if you want Philomena Cunk to say the same (companion relative in dimension in time and space)

ZOE SALDANA: lee pace whorep. stop listening to him and see me irl, HEARTBROKEN PRIMARK BUST-UP

SMWC: *relax, i'm not going to hurt you* your mother gets all the nazar blame cuz i did not diss you by not looking at your head to judge your body cuz i did study fashion, never worked there

SH: you can have some encouragement to follow intuition, you're muslim now

SH8: wear anything to kill off your demons, but surrender to doll logic (you had better days than this)

ANGELINA JOLIE: new york buddha

SMWC: you're not even clothes anymore with that kind of intuition knowing i'm going to get bust up for it (i can't help that anymore with you being 'mom' of Hollywood, i could get my new beau to see you like that and forgive me, i don't need to find luck anywhere else, (you being on your own or not, i see that. shakin ya ass)

SH: why age?

SH8: your heart is rotting by age appearance, say you got a man and gtfo of here

NAOMI WATTS: *i hate the designer than you* bastard.

SMWC: *speechless*

SH: your body looks good to measure than statues, fire your stylist.

SH8: i see ethics in textiles cursing you than magicians hands making it up for you, universe gone islam now.

NICOLE KIDMAN: CORPSE-US CHRISTI CAROL

SMWC: man.... Charlie Cox was looking at the wrong Yvaine *sad expression at the time*, like i understand Claire Danes in Terminator and how, now. Matt Smith went wayward due to that decision, so that was lombasted by Chris Chibnall, it was all his fault doing you that dirty, you and Sandra Bullock worked side by side you knowing the books, so it's not your fault *i am a friend to you*

SH: i don't like the dress, it does not fit for once that i never thought that the word 'dress' has an ending, but you never had the chance to begin it, so you welcomed Mary Adler (actress reminiscent) of that world become (you as me, so i don't blame you)

SH8: ageless or primeless, *as a conspiracy theorist*, words can never be done for (you're one to talk)

ELLE FANNING: shit.

SMWC: nobody gave you that idea to work with it, not even your idea to live with it. heavensgate. bro

SH: ?????? wot is with the leopard print bewb thing you got on there,

SH8: i don't expect Hollywood regalia to have that kind of tongue if i thought your dress is easily made than you being easily made to come into my own home, so what is your offense, here? i got nothing to give you than that Primark remake that got nothing over the name or who's line from the family that God of all whites bestowed it to you that made you wear it on that.. very day. i don't like it (we're not dating, ew)

DAKOTA FANNING: used goods.

SMWC: this ain't your day, but your salaam is (at least you tried)

SH: i feel you, for having that 'say yes to the dress' moment, but nothing gave but you went for 'magazine response' than nazar fuck you at Cillian Murphy which is why you would have killed him with that glare, like he thinks you're a nobody. the mans a homo and he hates muslims, you look like you're pushing daisy away from being stoned to death by public law (at least i tried)

SH8: sharia law. that is not even there.

MIKEY MADISON: fish shit.

SMWC: there is a barrier.

SH: you cannot cross it.

SH8: i don't even know you (used goods)

CYNTHIA ERIVO: lesbian elphaba

SMWC: i don't see the functionality of the dress, so you're wearing heels and it's not even working out for you but you're okay in knowing pain is your residue in being perfect to what cost? brother, i can tell you're trying, but you're remote. you're dying. and you think you're pregnant, so does that give you anything to remember than you????? or are you impute?

SH: so many reasons, now Eminem can't even diss (Gossip Girl trauma)

SH8: you know languages... fuck off.

LEIGHTON MEESTER: *no diss*

SMWC: who did you that dirty?

SH: why????

SH8: mother. (even names cannot compare, like i know you my brother.(social shit-fire does not know that which is why you hidden)

QUINTA BRUNSON: BLM MASTECTOMINIST

SMWC: i dont care if you're black. (KKK activist)

SH: ditch the quality street wrappers avengers impersonation you got going on

SH8: at least you tried

spice: https://www.eonline.com/photos/37447/2025-golden-globes-best-dressed-on-the-red-carpet

[rantrpt]

would love to be able to write using faces i want instead of people scrutinizing them. i'm talking if i play a fcoc, they have to be a certain one or i'm being too mainstream. good example: if i want to use someone like zoe saldana, or zendaya, i'm told they're too mainstream and not bipoc enough to count. and that's not racist? in the rpc, with the way things currently are, you can't even play a bipoc without catching some sort of flak for them not being "ethnic enough".

i feel like the phrase “can’t please everyone” is highly applicable in, not just the rpc, but life in general.

[aurorabayrpg]

hellooo can i get some of your most wanted girlies or nbs<3

begging for jessie mei li! indya moore, emma corrin, quintessa swindell, brigette lundy-paine, nico tortorella, ariela barer, mae martin, zoe saldana, lucy liu, janelle monae, lana condor, maude apatow, michelle yeoh, constance wu, kirby howell-baptiste, sarah jeffery, emma stone, reese witherspoon, rachel weisz, lupita nyong'o, hoyeon jung, sydney park!

we are at mun cap right now, but please don't let that stop you from sending in an app! we'll add it to our app count and we'll let you know if a spot opens!

[nsfwmiamiart]

Incoming Text for Rihanna (@badgalriri)

Hey Riri!

I want to ask you to be nice to Rosario Dawson and Zoe Saldana. They are not our enemies; they are just women who make poor choices, and they are dealing with their jealousy and envy.

Zoe and Rosario are in love with me, but I rejected them. I closed the door and kicked them out of my house.

Now they are depressed and unhappy because I'm about to move on with you, and we refused to sit with them.

As you can imagine, this hurts them a lot. They suffer from our rejection, and we must show kindness and be forgiving of their jealous behaviors.

I don't judge them; I understand their pain. I forgive them and will never hold grudges. People are allowed to do foolish things, but we must never be too harsh on them. They are still our sisters.

That is why I'm counting on you to show kindness to Zoe and Rosario. Don't break their hearts; they need us.

We fight, we argue, but we always forgive each other. That is what all dysfunctional families do.

I don't want to become a heartbreaker or a heartless man. I have to show kindness despite their mean-spirited behavior. I have to always forgive them, or else they will be depressed.

Remember, it's me they are angry at because of my infidelity. I had the audacity to reject their advances, so I promise you that it is me they wish to hurt, not you. So you can relax, Rihanna.

Zoe and Rosario love you, but they wish to hurt Angelo, the cheating bastard.

Remember, Zoe and Rosario are good women, but they are not perfect. They have flaws too, just like all of us. One of their flaws is jealousy; they hate to see Angelo cheating on them.

Zoe and Rosario are like: "How dare he cheat on us? Let's teach him a good lesson." And so begins the mean girls' cruel intentions.

I don't mind at all. I understand that my infidelity hurts them. As long as they never come near me or enter my house, we are good. I just want to make sure they never enter my house because I don't want to go through that Left Eye incident. Do you remember what she did? Back in the '90s, Left Eye was so mad at her cheating boyfriend that she burned down his entire house. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Zoe and Rosario are triggered by my infidelity. Something is provoking their anger and wrath—guess what? My infidelity triggers their intense emotions, and so begins the mean girls' cruel intentions.

My dear Rihanna, I want to ask you not to judge me, but instead try to walk a mile in my shoes and understand what I'm going through as an alien on this earth. I have only one penis, and there are so many women who want to mark their territory and plant a flag and claim ownership of it.

I have only one, not ten. This is pissing off a lot of women. They all want to own me and tell me what to do. They want to make the other woman jealous but don't realize that this will make many women depressed and sad.

That is why I'm always showing kindness to women. They get depressed when I refuse to acknowledge them and then go on a jealous rampage trying to hurt me because I had the audacity to reject them.

You have no idea the type of pressure I'm dealing with. I always have to be kind and forgiving to the women who try to hurt me because of their jealousy. They can't help it; it's in their DNA. They have to hurt me because they feel hurt by my rejection.

That is why I always forgive Zoe and Rosario for attempting to hurt me. I know they don't hate me; it's the opposite. They love me so much that they can't stand my infidelity, and so begins the mean girls' cruel intentions.

This happens to all the women. They go through phases where they insult me and try to hurt me because it makes them feel better when they are mean to me. I hurt them with my infidelity, so it is understandable that they are behaving in such a way.

Fun fact: I just gave you a Behavioral Psychology lesson about female jealousy and how it affects their brain and actions. My infidelity sets off a chain reaction of cruel intentions in women's brains. That's why they are so eager to hurt me because I'm unfaithful. This makes me look like the one who started the beef with these women in the first place. They say I fired the first shot the moment I made a conscious choice to be unfaithful to them. I'm being held responsible for their heartache.

Long story short, be kind to Zoe and Rosario. They are not our enemies; they are just trying to settle a score with me to get even because I had the audacity to be unfaithful to them.

Okay, this chat was fun.

Love you, Rihanna! Have fun, big hugs for you.

Angelo.

P.S.:

Synopsis of the letter:

The letter is a heartfelt request from Angelo to Rihanna, asking her to show kindness and understanding toward Rosario Dawson and Zoe Saldana. Angelo explains that both women are upset and jealous because he rejected their romantic advances and is now moving on with Rihanna. Despite their mean behavior, Angelo empathizes with their pain and urges Rihanna not to judge them too harshly. He acknowledges his own infidelity as the root cause of their actions and emphasizes the importance of forgiveness and compassion. Angelo stresses that Zoe and Rosario are not enemies but flawed individuals struggling with jealousy, and he hopes Rihanna can understand and support his efforts to handle the situation with grace.

Here is a video of Jealous Regina Hall & Kevin Hart scene, see below:

[marshall-islandrp]

Character name: Soren Kolcheck.

Type of Connection: Partner / High School Sweetheart.

Connection Name: First name UTP, could’ve taken Soren’s last name when they got married, hyphenated it or kept theirs.

Connection Age: 42-43.

Suggested FCs: Jessica Alba, Zoe Saldana, Pedro Pascal, Reese Witherspoon, Jesse Metcalfe, America Ferrera, Jenna Dewan, Melissa Fumero.

CONNECTION DESCRIPTION:

Despite being complete opposites, a pair of High School Sweethearts who moved to Marshall Island after high school so y/m could take over the family business there post - high school ( what that is is UTP )  and have lived here ever since, making a life for themselves. Married by 28, became foster parents at 28, and have since fostered multiple kids, and adopted 4 now - teenagers. Opposites attract kind of deal – the serious side to his silly coin. Bantering, bickering, teasing but having each other’s back where it counts. A kind of seemingly never - ending honeymoon phase at this point.  ‘Girlboss’ and ‘failhusband’ vibes in terms of personality and they’re highly successful business wise in comparison to him. Still in love as ever and have probably the most relaxed relationship ever, even if they have to play the Bad Guy to their kids. 

Do you need to be contacted before someone? Not required but feel free, can shoot headcanons and discuss via discord!

[idkwheresanti]

From what I understood, it's because the count of monte cristo is 1) a movie in french and people don't like to watch movies with subtitles it seems and 2) filled with a cast no one knows about in the US. It's a shame really cause they're all amazing actors but sadly, it is the way it is and they need all chances on their side.

EP is mostly in english and spanish from what I've seen so it mostly helps bringing people to the cinemas to watch it, that and the international cast with Zoe Saldana and Selena Gomez.

But yeah it still sucks cause the Count of Monte Cristo is an ambitious and amazing movie while EP is well.. a movie that's quite offensive to Mexicans in general.

i'm still sad france didn't choose to send the count of monte cristo over emilia pérez

[seancamerons]

26-35

how many pillows do you sleep with? like 4 do you have a job? what do you do? yes, i work at a university. i work with printers and computers. i basically print stuff. how many friends do you have? i have a small amount numerically speaking, but in quality unbeatable i can count 'em on my hands. what's the worst thing you have ever done? why would i answer this? what's your favorite candle scent? it depends. sweet stuff. favorite boy names avery, benjamin, cameron, julian (jules alt/nickname), chandler, asher, and ryan favorite girl names amberleigh, brielle, addison, lydia, willow, mimi, harper, charlotte, elizabeth, and mercedes favorite actor? hm hard to pick. adam sandler, (i used to really like) johnny depp, channing tatum, jim carey, will ferrell, daniel clark, paul rudd, bradley cooper just to name a few. idk. favorite actress? hm also hard to pick. emma stone, meryl streep, julia roberts, drew barrymore, christina applegate, zoe saldana, zendaya, elizabeth taylor, winona ryder idk who is your celebrity crush? lots of 'em lol

[feysandfeels]

Look I relly don’t want to be that person™️ but Marvel just revealed its line up and man all those movies, all that representation and they didn’t manage to fit in or develop a movie set in Latin America or with strong Latino representation?