#councillor noland

[telugu-girl-13]

Keepblr, planning for next year: Oh, look! I've found a free spot from November 28th to November 30th on the calendar! Perfect time for me to host my Vociferator ability recognition week! Get your pencils out, we're gonna need some Noland!

[winwin17]

KOTLC Councillors in The Sims

I am working on doing all of them! This post features Emery, Darek, and Noland.

[er-idkhehe]

if Noland was human he would be from Poland

cuz it ✨rhymes✨

[the-prettiest-ice-cube]

I couldn't put Kenric :(

[brontekotlcyan]

My poor Bronte...

[telugu-girl-13]

technically couldnt all of the councillors be called councillor sparkle-eyebrows why is noland special

[winwin17]

Dex and Sophie at Foxfire:

Dex: "So what's your next session today?"

Sophie: "Anxiety Relief 101 with Noland."

Dex: "Anxiety relief? I didn't know Noland specialized in therapy."

Sophie: "Oh, he doesn't."

Dex: "Then what do you do during that session?"

Sophie: "Not much. We just get together and scream for half an hour."

[keefeclothesandcrisps]

it's time for kotlc trivia!

[camelspit]

Keeper Sexyman 2025:

Round 1

Tiergan Alenefar vs Grady Ruewen (Feb 11)

Barth the Reaper vs Yuri (Feb 12)

Boobrie Dude vs Mr Snuggles (Feb 13)

Coach Bora vs Councillor Emery (Feb 14)

Bo vs Watson (Feb 15)

Brant [REDACTED] vs Elwin Heslege (Feb 16)

Councillor Bronte vs Mr Forkle (Feb 17)

Cassius Sencen vs Blur (Feb 18)

Durand Redek vs Behnam Aria (Feb 19)

King Dimitar vs Iggy (Feb 20)

King Enki vs Woltzer (Feb 21)

Ethan Benedict Wright II vs Councillor Noland (Feb 22)

Fallon Vacker vs Jurek (Feb 23)

Fintan Pyren vs Gethen Ondsinn (Feb 24)

Councillor Kenric vs Kesler Dizznee (Feb 25)

Mr Sweeney vs Councillor Darek (Feb 26)

Quan Song vs Marty (Feb 27)

Quinlin Sonden vs Alden Vacker (Feb 28)

Ruy Ignis vs Wraith (Mar 1)

Sandor vs Alvar Vacker (Mar 2)

Cadfael vs Churro Guy (Mar 3)

Councillor Terik vs Trix (Mar 4)

Greyfell vs Prentice Endal (Mar 5)

William Foster vs Timkin Heks (Mar 6)

Bullhorn vs Jogger Guy (Mar 7)

Comeback Round (Mar 8)

[tierganoutsold]

fuck it ranking kotlc councillors 🐤🐤🐤

BRONTE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🙏🙏🙏🙏

zarina 🔔🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🏹🏹🏹🏹

terik 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😹😻😻😻😻🍏🍏🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

noland 🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🗣️

clarette😻😻😻😻😻😻🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🦆🦆🦆🪲🪲🪲🪲

liora 🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦩🦩🦩🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

darek 😦😦😦😦😦🤯🤯🤯🤯😤😤😤😤😤🥺🥺🥺😣😣😣😍

ramira 🥰🦖🦩🦩🦩🦩🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍋🍋🍋🍋

lawn mower 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦

oralie 🍓🎀🎀🎀🎀💝💝💝💝💝💝🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🤬🤬🤬🤬

velia (people who fw maps scare me) 😟😒😒😒😢😢😢😢😢😭😭

emery (can he fucking shut up let someone else speak idgaf if it’s his job) ��😕😕😕😠😠😠😠🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤👎👎👎👎👎👎

alina 👎👎👎👎💀💀💀💀💀🤢🤢🤢🤢🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱😬😬😬😬🍅🍅🍅🍅

[therealsophieelizabethfoster]

Got bored, figured I'd change the course of Elvin History for gits and shiggles:

We the people of the Lost Cities hold the firm, unchangeable belief in the unalienability of all people’s natural rights: life, liberty (the right to do any noninjurious act), property, and pursuit of happiness in any noninjurious manner. We present this petition, a declaration of revolution against the Council of the Lost Cities, and a constitution for millenia to come, with the hopes of true peace.

ON GOVERNMENT

There shall be three Councils: Judicial, Legislative, and Executive. Each Council shall consist of twelve people elected by the people, be they noble, working class, or Councillor, according to their qualifications for the position.

Each Council will consist of four individuals. The current Councillors (Alina, Bronte, Clarette, Darek, Emery, Liora, Noland, Oralie, Ramira, Terik, Velia, and Zarina) may choose which Council they go to and maintain their position or resign, their roles being replaced by elected officials.

The Legislative Council will make laws for the common good of the people, who reserve the right to petition for or against laws. The Legislative Council may only pass a law through unanimous vote. Laws can be amended to promote this. Upon approval by the Legislative Council, the law will be passed to the Executive Council, who will vote for or against the law, seeking a majority vote. If such a thing cannot be reached, the law will be passed back to the Legislative Council for revision or discarded if such revision cannot be made.

The Executive Council will have the final vote in whether or not a law is passed. Their duty will be to represent, protect, and serve as a collective body of magistrates which will only pass laws beneficial to the people. This finality and dependence on Legislative unanimosity is what provides them with the need for a mere 75% of votes for a law to pass.

The Judicial Council will be the Lost Cities’ court of law, with decision in guilt, innocence, and sentencing, after a trial with a jury and defense for the defendent. All punishments must fit crimes and all punished must be proven guilty. It is better for the guilty to run free than the innocent to be imprisoned.

All Councillors will be allowed to marry and bear children if they wish to do so.

No Councillor who has not reached the age of nineteen years may run for office or be elected.

ON EDUCATION

All children aged five through eighteen years hold the right to an education in a Primary (age five to ten), Secondary (age eleven to sixteen), and Elite (age seventeen and eighteen) setting, in subjects such as arithmetic, literature, the arts, science, multispecisial studies, history, agriculture, etc. Children of Secondary and Elite age will be allowed to attend Foxfire Academy regardless of special ability or lack thereof. Exillium will be a school for those who do not learn well in a traditional educational setting.

This is a reiteration: Talentless Prodigies reserve the right to an education in Foxfire’s Elite levels just as much as those who have manifested, as do Pyrokinetics.

Foxfire’s auditorium will be used for theatrical performances such as music, dance, plays, and musicals.

ON SPECIAL ABILITIES

No individual shall be prohibited from utilizing their special ability so long as the manner of usage is noninjurious. Pyrokinetics and Shades will not be discriminated against. Just as Telepaths and other special abilities have rules, so will Pyrokinetics. No individual shall be prohibited from or discriminated against based on practice of their special ability, nor shall they be discriminated against based on lack of special ability.

ON THE MATCHMAKING SYSTEM

The Matchmaking System is to be abolished. The only marriages which can be stopped or scorned are those in which one or both party is under the age of nineteen years or the parties are biologically related to one another. All individuals at or above the age of nineteen years reserve the right to a marriage based on mutual respect, trust, and affection.

ON EXILE, MIND BREAKS, and SIMILAR ISSUES

To shatter someone’s sanity is to commit an atrocity. All individuals, no matter how awful their actions, deserve consciousness. Exile is to be a containment and rehabilitation location and individuals are to be treated with dignity and respect. Lifelong Exile is only to occur if the individual’s death occurs before they are fit to reenter society.

Banishments for accidental crimes such as floods are to be lifted. Children who have not been taught better are not to be banished. Banished individuals must have the right to prove themselves worthy or reentry. Banishment is to be a last resort followed only by Exile.

CONCLUSION

We the people of the Lost Cities present all current Councillors with a choice: accept these terms or resign. We do not intend to cause violence or harm. Any Councillor who does not wish to govern under these terms is free to cease their tenure as a Councillor and return to a peaceful life without consequence from us.

I figured I'd send this to you since you don't technically have any legal power and let you decide if you wanted to pass this along. :)

Two thumbs up, big fan of “Banishments for accidental crimes such as floods are to be lifted. Children who have not been taught better are not to be banished.”

[darek-is-a-dilf]

Ranking Current Councillors by how Hot they are

Darek. obvi!! 🥵 How could he not be first I mean LOOK at that man. What I would give for him to even smile at me.. maybe one day. 😔

Terik. He gives more boy next door than Darek does but!! I would take it. His tits are POPPING.

Clarette. I do not have these sorts of feelings about women but she is very nice looking. I'm sure many elves would beg on their knees for a chance with her, and I suppose I could be one of them if I was a man.

Liora. Once during a public ceremony I SWEAR she looked at me and I am not sure I have ever blushed harder. I am sure it was just nerves but she does have very pretty eyes.

Noland. The only reason he is as low as this is because I don't find his ability very sexy. I don't find shouting loudly to be very hot, but to each their own. He does have a decent ass.

Zarina. I've heard chargers are VERY good in bed, and I hsve no doubt that Zarina would know what she is doing. She is also breathtaking.

Oralie. She is pretty in a girl next door way, much like Terik. She seems lovely, and if the rumors about Kenric are true, then I'm sure her pussy game is off the charts.

Ramira and Velia. They are tied because I simply can't choose which one I like more. Perhaps that is because I do not like women as I do men. They are both breathtaking, but they seem very serious. I'm not sure I could deal with that if I were to try secuding them (Which I would not! Because I am not a man!)

Emery. He is much too serious for me to feel much for him, even more so than Ramira and Velia. Telepathy is also not something I've ever much desired in a parter. I do not particularly want someone in my head while making love.

Alina. She is very rude, and unfortunately her looks do not much make up for it.

Bronte. Ew.

Anyway, this is all just my opinion!! PLEASE don't come after me 😅 feel free to reblog with your own thoughts!! I'd be very interested.

[milo-igidk]

i fucking love that one shbcjcj that one scene in neverseen where theyre in the protest in Eternalia and Fintan shows up and hes at like a higher ground so him and the councillors are yelling back and forth at each other that scene is so fucking funny to me

"FINTAN WTF ARE YOU EVEN DOING GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE"

"STFU IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO YOU SIT DOWN BEFORE I BURN THOSE EYEBROWS RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE NOLAND"

"I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING???"

"SHUT UP NOLAND"

[thecouncil-official]

least favorite councillor lets go

(if y’all don’t see me soon check under the matchmaking office and ask for minerva)

[winwin17]

Do you think Councillor Noland was one of the Greasy Ponytails when he was a kid at Foxfire??