#councillor noland

[telugu-girl-13]

Keepblr, planning for next year: Oh, look! I've found a free spot from November 28th to November 30th on the calendar! Perfect time for me to host my Vociferator ability recognition week! Get your pencils out, we're gonna need some Noland!

[winwin17]

KOTLC Councillors in The Sims

I am working on doing all of them! This post features Emery, Darek, and Noland.

[the-prettiest-ice-cube]

I couldn't put Kenric :(

[brontekotlcyan]

My poor Bronte...

[keefeclothesandcrisps]

it's time for kotlc trivia!

[telugu-girl-13]

technically couldnt all of the councillors be called councillor sparkle-eyebrows why is noland special

[winwin17]

Dex and Sophie at Foxfire:

Dex: "So what's your next session today?"

Sophie: "Anxiety Relief 101 with Noland."

Dex: "Anxiety relief? I didn't know Noland specialized in therapy."

Sophie: "Oh, he doesn't."

Dex: "Then what do you do during that session?"

Sophie: "Not much. We just get together and scream for half an hour."

[camelspit]

Keeper Sexyman 2025:

Round 1

Tiergan Alenefar vs Grady Ruewen (Feb 11)

Barth the Reaper vs Yuri (Feb 12)

Boobrie Dude vs Mr Snuggles (Feb 13)

Coach Bora vs Councillor Emery (Feb 14)

Bo vs Watson (Feb 15)

Brant [REDACTED] vs Elwin Heslege (Feb 16)

Councillor Bronte vs Mr Forkle (Feb 17)

Cassius Sencen vs Blur (Feb 18)

Durand Redek vs Behnam Aria (Feb 19)

King Dimitar vs Iggy (Feb 20)

King Enki vs Woltzer (Feb 21)

Ethan Benedict Wright II vs Councillor Noland (Feb 22)

Fallon Vacker vs Jurek (Feb 23)

Fintan Pyren vs Gethen Ondsinn (Feb 24)

Councillor Kenric vs Kesler Dizznee (Feb 25)

Mr Sweeney vs Councillor Darek (Feb 26)

Quan Song vs Marty (Feb 27)

Quinlin Sonden vs Alden Vacker (Feb 28)

Ruy Ignis vs Wraith (Mar 1)

Sandor vs Alvar Vacker (Mar 2)

Cadfael vs Churro Guy (Mar 3)

Councillor Terik vs Trix (Mar 4)

Greyfell vs Prentice Endal (Mar 5)

William Foster vs Timkin Heks (Mar 6)

Bullhorn vs Jogger Guy (Mar 7)

Comeback Round (Mar 8)

[darek-is-a-dilf]

Ranking Current Councillors by how Hot they are

Darek. obvi!! 🥵 How could he not be first I mean LOOK at that man. What I would give for him to even smile at me.. maybe one day. 😔

Terik. He gives more boy next door than Darek does but!! I would take it. His tits are POPPING.

Clarette. I do not have these sorts of feelings about women but she is very nice looking. I'm sure many elves would beg on their knees for a chance with her, and I suppose I could be one of them if I was a man.

Liora. Once during a public ceremony I SWEAR she looked at me and I am not sure I have ever blushed harder. I am sure it was just nerves but she does have very pretty eyes.

Noland. The only reason he is as low as this is because I don't find his ability very sexy. I don't find shouting loudly to be very hot, but to each their own. He does have a decent ass.

Zarina. I've heard chargers are VERY good in bed, and I hsve no doubt that Zarina would know what she is doing. She is also breathtaking.

Oralie. She is pretty in a girl next door way, much like Terik. She seems lovely, and if the rumors about Kenric are true, then I'm sure her pussy game is off the charts.

Ramira and Velia. They are tied because I simply can't choose which one I like more. Perhaps that is because I do not like women as I do men. They are both breathtaking, but they seem very serious. I'm not sure I could deal with that if I were to try secuding them (Which I would not! Because I am not a man!)

Emery. He is much too serious for me to feel much for him, even more so than Ramira and Velia. Telepathy is also not something I've ever much desired in a parter. I do not particularly want someone in my head while making love.

Alina. She is very rude, and unfortunately her looks do not much make up for it.

Bronte. Ew.

Anyway, this is all just my opinion!! PLEASE don't come after me 😅 feel free to reblog with your own thoughts!! I'd be very interested.

[milo-igidk]

i fucking love that one shbcjcj that one scene in neverseen where theyre in the protest in Eternalia and Fintan shows up and hes at like a higher ground so him and the councillors are yelling back and forth at each other that scene is so fucking funny to me

"FINTAN WTF ARE YOU EVEN DOING GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE"

"STFU IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO YOU SIT DOWN BEFORE I BURN THOSE EYEBROWS RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE NOLAND"

"I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING???"

"SHUT UP NOLAND"

[thecouncil-official]

least favorite councillor lets go

(if y’all don’t see me soon check under the matchmaking office and ask for minerva)

[dark-blue-diamond]

Kotlc Councillor Noland

[lezabeththetheodoraimposter]

idk why I’m sharing my kotlc ocs bc I’m not an oc type of fan but oh well (my ocs are more of just characters I head cannon to exists out there) + drawings I did of them (this is the abridged version dw ur not going to be reading a dissertation on them 💀)

Selma Akhenaten

- She’s a vociferator so she doesn’t speaks much

- her uncle (and favorite relative) is councillor Noland

- her two cousins, aunt and uncle, dad, and younger brothers are all frosters so she really can’t stand them

- the only way she would be “plot relevant” if she was cannon is one time she got paired up with sophie is p.e

- rbf + the fact she doesn’t speak much makes everyone think she is rude and judgmental

- really powerful vociferator but it means she’s destroyed parts of her house on accident

- loves listening to gossip but hates it when people talk bad about the council

- dresses up very nice and elaborately (I just didn’t feel like drawing that

- after fitz and sophie ran off she was the star prodigy at foxfire and was annoyed when they came back

Baldwyn Mowbray

- a mesmer

- was one of the first three councillors

- he was helping out humans with leprosy (for the human aid program) and ended up catching it himself

- because of his leprosy he resigned from the council

- the leprosy affects him similarly but not the same as humans

- he spends most of his time now skulking around and being emo and wearing face coverings

- was a homoerotic baddie before he became a leper

- friends with Bronte and Fallon (was friends with Fintan and talks to him/refuses to accept he is evil) (I told u he was homoerotic)

- lost all of his fingers on one hand

- is barely functioning

- bc of how hard and painful it is for him he doesn’t allow many visitors to see him (other than Fallon or Bronte) (and Fintan)

Odelyn Dizznee

- Dex’s (wine) aunt

- a technopath

- the neverseens technopath

- her code name is “vulcana” like “Vulcan” god of blacksmiths

- loves bright pink and would get along w Biana (if she wasn’t part of neverseen and has been for decades)

- the first time sophie saw her was in her neverseen outfit but Dex wasn’t there so no one recognized her and no one put the pieces together for a long time (like until Dex saw her)

- joined during her time at foxfire after Kesler was forced to go to exilium even though he was smarter than most of the school

- started to hate the council because of how talentless people were treated and it descended into her being a (noble)-blood-thirsty villain

- uses human weapons bc they are more effective

- keeps everyone in the neverseen from dying bc they haven’t slept since the dawn of man

- is good at alchemy and buys stuff from keslers store all the time for them (the neverseen)

- the neverseens cook too bc she’s really good at it (but she has slipped devious elixirs into alvars drinks when he annoyed her)

[tierganoutsold]

councillor polls!!

[winwin17]

Do you think Councillor Noland was one of the Greasy Ponytails when he was a kid at Foxfire??

[camelspit]

Keeper Sexymen 2025: Artist Portrait Signups

The Sexyman Contest is back for its 3rd year! Each year, artists sign up to make portraits of all of the men for the Keeper Sexymen Contest. This form will be open from Nov 21 - Nov 29, and I'll release the portrait assignments on the 30th. You will have until Feb 9 to complete the portraits and turn them in!

(alphabetized) List of men + Info about portrait submissions and rules below the cut! If you have any questions, feel free to message me :).

Alden Vacker

Alvar Vacker

Barth the Reaper

Behnam Aria

Blur

Boobrie Dude

Coach Bora

Bo

Brant [REDACTED]

Councillor Bronte

Bullhorn

Cadfael

Cassius Sencen

Councillor Darek

King Dimitar

Durand Redek

Elwin Heslege

Councillor Emery

King Enki

Ethan Benedict Wright II

Fallon Vacker

Fintan Pyren

Gethen Ondsinn

Grady Ruewen

Greyfell

Iggy

Jurek

Councillor Kenric

Kesler Dizznee

Marty

Mr Forkle

Mr Snuggles

Mr Sweeney

Councillor Noland

Prentice Endal

Quan Song

Quinlin Sonden

Ruy Ignis

Sandor

Councillor Terik

Tiergan Alenefar

Timkin Heks

Trix

Watson

William Foster

Woltzer

Wraith

Yuri

When you finish your portraits, you can post them and tag me in them and/or message them directly to me! The choice is yours <3 as long as I get them sometime before or on Feb 9. If you think your submission might be late or you need to drop out, please message me as soon as possible!

RULES:

I dont care how big it is but please use a SQUARE canvas. This makes the posts a lot easier to format <3

Portrait is a broad term- you can draw however much of the man you want in whatever post you want, whether it be full body or just the head

It does not have to be entirely canon accurate! You can add your own hcs (ex. poc vackers), it just has to be identifiable as the character

Have fun!!!