#couldn't resist hahaha

[hvbris]

Fuck, marry, kill? Horrible Alien Doctor edition

[hypocentric]

@nuravity continued from ask: Ochako suppressed a grin as she tried approaching Bakugo unknowingly, with a plastic bag filled with air. Then, she quickly slammed her hand against it to make it pop loudly once it was close to him.

[ the blond doesn't even flinch, pen scratching away on the notepad as he finalizes some notes for the term paper due next week. he does however feel the slightest change in pressue behind his head, soft blond spikes tickling his neck as they're brushed aside by the unknown source. bakugo knits a brow as he glances up from his notes. turning to look over his shoulder, he quickly realizes what happened and smirks. he turns further to lean on the back of the common room couch, notebook in hand, as he shakes his head at the other.

carmine eyes jump up from the torn plastic bag to warm brown hues. bakugo continues to smirk as he lifts a hand, pointing to his ears. which would normally have dull black plastic hearing aids looped over them, but today...the plastic buds lay inocently and hilariously next to his textbook on the coffee table in front of the couch.

he arches a blond brow before tapping his middle finger on his forehead and twisting it out to face uraraka, signing the word 'genius' with a sarcastic flare. ]

[ruiky]

🎆 Gala Night

📻 "Like what you see, Podcast?"

📺 "I... Am I HALLUCINATING?!"

📻 "AH! It looks like that TV of yours really melts away your brain cells, IF there's any to begin with."

📺 "Hey! If anyone's brain is melting, it would more likely be YOURS!

📺 "I did not expect you to take "get dressed" so literally, Alastor!"

Little follow up:

📻 *Annoyed* "Hmm... Are you gonna take my hand NOW?"

📺 *trembling* "YES! Ma'am-Sir!"

🔗Link:

Wip - AL in different dresses

Wip - comic

Close up for the follow-up:

No text version:

[fly-sky-high-arts]

(Choco Mint coloration ^)

Ice Scream Bat

Creature that hides and dwells within the icy caves, snowy mountains and cold regions. Very small but with noise that tends to confuse new visitors of the area, scaring them with high pitched screeches in the evenings. Locals, however, know it's harmless. And cute.

Seeing the bat hop on the ground is not unusual. Often they want to keep their wings warm so they will travel with bird like hops. Their light weight doesn't allow them to sink into the snow. If they sense danger with their excellent hearing, they're quick to take off and hide within the prickly evergreens or super cold caverns.

:

Additional info if adopted as Fakemon:

Name: Frosqueak (Frost+Squeak) Type: Ice

(Strawberry Choco/shiny coloration v)

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Update on availability in the reblog!

@patmax17 let me know if interested in this critter for 13$ or more if offering :) Dragon design will be posted with the reply ask once I am done with it.

[dinosaurwithablog]

This is my friend, Fred. He keeps an eye on the house when I'm not around. If something went wrong, I don't think that he'd do anything about it because Fred is a coward. He has no guts. Sorry... I couldn't resist. I'm very corny, but Fred doesn't mind. He's used to me. He's been my roommate for over 20 years. He's a great roommate. He's quiet and keeps to himself most of the time. 😊😍

[humming-doodles]

and my second big artfight revenge chain this year, this time with @post-it-notes7! a longer post (ha) here in large part from the two little comics that got made - actually managed to cap my season on both ends with these attacks which I thought was worth the 4am submission on the final one! XD

[ireneead]

[meownotgood]

I’m so jealous you saw an aki cosplayer irl!! living the dream frrr, did you cosplay too?:)

p.s would you feel comfortable sharing the photos you took with him!!

hehe yes!! I saw many aki cosplayers!!!!!!! it was so awesome to see and there were way more than last year so I was happy :D everyone was so cute!!!!! 💓💓💓💓💓💓

as for me, I cosplayed as kobeni and power 💪

[leiawritesstories]

no context BUT....

And Aedion Ashryver had sworn many, many years ago to protect Aelin Ashryver Galathynius at all costs. Even if it meant directing others away from her crimes.

@house-of-galathynius 👀👀👀👀

[closedcoffins]

What does the color orange make Graham think of? How does it make him feel?

i don't know, i think the color orange may remind graham o---

"Orange... Yeah, I'm a pretty big fan of the color orange. Well, practically speaking it might as well be the opposite of everything I stand for, but who cares about bein' practical? It's a great color! I hear the sun's orange, but I also hear the sun's yellow, so I'm not really sure if I can compare the color orange to the sun until I can look at it without gettin' hurt for a few seconds, you follow? It's a such a bright color... it really makes me feel excited, like I could just explode! Ordinarily you'd probably think exploding would be a bad thing, but I don't see it that way! I don't see it that way at all!

"See, explosions might be bad, but plenty of people who break stuff for a living explode those things, and people think that's perfectly fine! Well, if it were up to me, I'd take 'em apart the way they're meant to be taken apart in half the time, but it's not up to me, and that doll who runs with Jacuzzi is a real big fan of explosions, so I can't just say I don't like explosions---that'd be like saying I don't like Jacuzzi!

"Oh, but you asked about the color orange. I guess you could say me an' the color orange have a lot in common.We're both terrible forces of destruction. In fact, I think the world hates both of us! That must be the reason nothing rhymes with orange! Hey--- hey, what kinda sad story is this...?"

what he said. / unprompted.

[myhiraeth]

@noblehcart sent: “ what happened to you? “ (luka @ louis) FIRST MEETING FTW - Lou/Fox/Luka

“You should see the other guy.” Louis bragged instead of answering the question, opening the door further and gesturing Luka inside. He leads the other man into the kitchen where Fox is perched on the counter with an unamused look. Her little messenger bag of off-hour tools is sitting on the other end of the counter near the fridge, and she’s in her usual nighttime dark apparel, hair loose around her shoulders for now. 

She eyes Luka as he follows Louis in and Lou has to smother a chuckle at the way her annoyance at an unannounced visitor battles with ‘damn he’s cute’ across her expressive face. “You didn’t say people were coming over.” 

“Oopsie.” Louis laughs. “Fox, my boy Luka’s coming over.” 

“You wanna keep being a smartass or you want me to finish fixing your face before you guys go out?” She volleys back with a playful tilt of her head.

Lou’s voice drops to a feigned whisper to Luka. “Sassy today.” Turning back to Fox, Lou mimes zipping his lips with a wink to Luka. “Face, please.”

She smirks as he steps over to her, letting her warm brown eyes flit back to Luka. “Hi Luka. I’m Fox.”  

“My very benevolent, very kind-hearted roommate who fixes non-emergent injuries from time to time.” 

Fox smiles plaufully up at Luka. “Only because he pays half the rent.” 

“I’d pay it all, for the record.”

“Not a charity case.” she brushes past Louis’ comment. “You didn’t even ask your friend if he wants something to drink.” 

“Apologies, Luka, I’m a heathen- help yourself to the fridge.” 

[jungaji]

texts with boyfriend!haechan ౨ৎ

cw: a few slides contain nsfw themes (mdni !!!), explicit language, haechan is suuuper dramatic

authors note: most of these were found off pinterest !!! they were just sooo haechan coded i couldn't resist 😵‍💫 this is also my apology for putting catch that gomdo on hold HAHAHA happy reading <3 (also nobody mention the fact that i'm reusing this divider please 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️)

taglist ♡: @ldh0000

[yakii-m0chi]

Natlan Boys as Fathers

i thought this would be a super cute idea to write !! ever since ororon showed up in the questline and how wholesome his character is, i wanted to write something w/ him and kinich!!

pairings: kinich x reader | ororon x reader (gender neutral)

🦎 Kinich

you were out with him while he was completing a commission.

bby wanted to take you with him bc you wanted to see the saurians and he knew how much you liked it when he swung around with you in his arms

eventually he came across the commission site, and the mother that he was supposed to capture had already passed on

obv he was disappointed since he wouldn't get commission money, but you were sad about something else.

KINICH!

what is it?

IT WAS A BABY SAURIAN :(((

more specifically, it was the baby of the mother who was already dead

devastated was an understatement to how you felt

the baby saurian seemed to cling to you for dear life, seemingly bawling in your grasp

...

look at them! the thing is practically glued onto Y/N for dear life! it's already imprinted on them!

kinich ignored ajaw and looked at you and the saurian, his usual blank expression showing hints of fondness.

he was completely fine with taking care of a saurian, but it wasn't going to be easy.

and he also didn't really want to end up taking care of it for you since he already had a lot going on in his life

you're going to ask me if we can keep it, aren't you?

mhm! look at it, kinich! isn't it cute?

hahaha! of course Y/N would be attached to some lowly crea-

kinich put ajaw into timeout.

ofc he'd let you keep the baby saurian since he saw how happy you looked with it

and he also couldn't resist your pleading gaze

love, you do know how much work taking care of a saurian is, right? you need to feed it, train it, make sure it has a place to sleep, and nurture it.

i know! i'll do all of it!

kinich knew you didn't know until reality settled in, but you'd do anything to keep it.

oh well, at least this was a good practice run when it came to parenting

kinich is such a great saurian dad

everyone knows this already, but he's a super caring guy underneath that blank face

even though he did find himself taking care of the little bby, he still enjoyed how much the saurian seemed to blend into both of your lives

ajaw would sometimes plot with the bby saurian about how to take kinich's body, but it was always met with one of you interrupting his bad influence

(if your bby is a yumkasaur) kinich would teach bby how to swing around and frequently takes it on commissions. he'd probably have your bby blast enemies with flamegranates from a tree since he doesn't want your bby to get hurt

(if your bby is a koholasaur) he'd regularly run cool baths for it to swim around in whenever he didn't have time to take it to the hot springs or rivers. led to a lot of father-baby bathtimes that r so wholesome!

(if your bby is a tepetlisaur) kinich would bring your bby to kachina to go digging together for cool gemstones. one day, kinich had come to pick up your bby since you were busy with your work and saw your bby with kachina splashing around in a whole wheelbarrow of gemstones.

🌱Ororon

oh my BABYYY

MY SWEET PRECIOUS BABY BOY

he loves his aphids, as everyone knows

one day, you end up bonding with a particular aphid that he looks after

he noticed it while he was out growing vegetables and doing maintenance on them

you were playing around with one of the aphids, who seemed to enjoy your head rubs and affection

honey? what are you doing?

oh, just playing around. this lil guy seems to like me a lot.

he couldn't help but huff from amusement, seeing the endearing sight of you playing around

i never thought i'd see the day when an aphid enjoyed someone's affection like that. it's almost acting like a dog.

really? the way he's acting, i thought this was completely normal...

not quite. i tend to give them space so i won't scare them off or defer them. but... it looks like he's fond of you.

ororon was so fascinated

and the funny part is, that aphid kept coming around to your shared home every single day

it was as if you two made a small companion friend, but it wormed its way into your hearts and somehow became like your son

ororon found himself preparing servings of food for the small aphid who dined with you all for every single meal. the little guy even threw fits when food was late

sometimes, the aphid would cuddle with you while you napped. ororon had plenty of photos on his kamera of it, and those are some of his favorite

you two even celebrated major holidays with your aphid, and the aphid went everywhere with you two

merry christmas, my love

merry christmas, ororon. and merry christmas, little one.

*holds out some berries*

oh! that's where they went! you stole them for a gift? for me?

*flies up and down*

he's becoming sentient, darling

so it seems...

to the night kingdom, to the colosseum, to the groceries, around natlan - everywhere

ororon managed to purchase some silk flowers to make fabric for the bby :(

when citali came by, she was so confused lol

lady was like "wtf is a bug doing at the dining table? and why is it eating off of its own plate???"

she was very concerned but then saw how tame it was and didn't feel the need to shoo it off

ororon is a great dad :( bby gives your aphid so much love and care

he's so wholesome too! sometimes when your aphid flies off, he gets a little concerned and worried since he knows how much you love him (and ngl, the aphid grew on him)

protect both of them at all costs

[lady-quen]

Every Commander with taste in immediate radius regardless of proximity, in one great and resounding choir:

what if Trahearne came back only way more goth, creepy and unnerving

[kokokoula]

drunk confessions

a/n: wow i haven't posted in a long while hahaha thanks for staying :) i'm so burnt out from exams please tolerate me🥲 again, not beta read, my beta reader is busy as heck because of a hellish sch system. also, i wrote all of this at 3am, i hope it's still readable TT (this is obvi in timeskip no underage drinking guys)

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"i think i love you."

you rest your head on your palm, gazing at him with soft eyes and warm cheeks. you reek of alcohol; tsukishima doesn't seem to care.

the two of you sit by the bar at the far end, where the light jazz music gets faint. he's thinking clearly, only a bit red from a drink or two— or is it something else?— while you're flat out drunk. his eyes widen slightly at your confession, and pauses.

"don't say things you don't mean." tsukishima eventually brushes you off, pushing his glasses further up. despite that, his heart beats a little faster, and he hates it.

you splay out your arms across the countertop, burying your face in them. he takes the last swig of his drink. there is the distant sound of glasses clinking and a cheer.

"tsukki?" his name is a bit slurred as you turn to him again. your hair is in a tangled mess, locks of it falling over your eyes. he resists the urge to tuck them away and behind your ear.

tsukishima nudges your foot: a sign to continue.

"y'know, when i first met you, i thought you were an arrogant, self-centred bastard. i hated you." you state, fiddling with your empty shot glass. wow, and just when he thought things were getting intimate.

"where exactly are you going with this?" he frowns at you.

"we used to bicker about almost everything at school. i can't count how many times yamaguchi had to step in." you giggle, hiccuping at the end. you didn't seem to have heard him but he doesn't mind. he shakes his head, a small smile appearing on his face; you look so cute being lost in your own world.

"remember it was our last class, and it happened to rain that day? you laughed at me because i didn't bring an umbrella." yes, he remembers. tadashi was sick that day, and the both of you ended up getting lectured many times by teachers for your incessant arguments. he almost chuckles at the thought of it.

"i didn't expect to find your umbrella in my shoe locker after you left, though. you said you had an extra when i confronted you about it but yamaguchi already told me you had returned home drenched." tsukishima's face starts to burn. shit, being reminded of how down bad he was—and still is— is embarrassing. he wishes he was much cooler about it.

"i couldn't accept that you were capable of being nice, let alone to me..." it's even more so because of you.

"...till i realised you're nothing like what i thought you were. you admit your own faults, are too hard on yourself, and incredibly encouraging of your friends in your own complicated way. hell, even to hinata and kageyama!" you're sitting upright now, your hands making exaggerated movements as you talk. you take a deep breath in.

"it's your fault that i can't stop thinking about you, and that i get so sickeningly happy when i see you. so shuddup, i do mean it when i said i think, no wait, i know i love you." you rebuke him, pointing your finger at him like an angry child.

you have done it. you've lit his face on fire with your words. he can't tear his eyes away from your piercing gaze.

tsukishima isn't the most affectionate person, but maybe it's the late hour, or the influence of the alcohol, because he reaches over to caress the back of your head and bring you closer to him. his lips softly presses against your forehead, lingering there for a few seconds before pulling away. he sees your eyes sparkle.

since kei believes actions speak louder than words, he hopes you know that this, everything, means something to him.

bonus

[ireneead]

😄😄😄