#coulda fooled me

[etoilesdeglace]

"Well you know the first thing you gotta do is determine if it's a right angle triangle or not"

[bagel--bytes]

Someone help I can’t stop taking photos of my gorgeous Rook

[minyardigan]

no because my neil josten sim has a fear of death

[prince-geo]

when i show up to the "jobless behaviour despite not only having a job but a whole career" competition and my opponents are john kreese and terry silver

[revumajiosu]

Wow lol Baaulp is looking different than I remember from last t-

oh thats not baaulp

[lgbtqforeverything]

can’t exactly explain it rn but something about good directions by billy currington is incredibly buddie coded to me…

[adobodemon]

She finally addressed the visuals. But at what cost... cr. themegamega on IG

[starofhisheart]

"You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up"

"You want to fuck me so bad it makes u look stupid"

[hedonistbyheart]

Listen, Novik, I greatly appreciate you naming a singular homosexual in your 7th volume of this series, but I gotta say, you could have implied it just a little bit beforehand. I love the guy, but despite my otherwise impeccable skill at picking this stuff up, I had no freaking clue.

[shameless-bookhoe]

Sophie’s gonna be so blindsided damn… (let’s not mention fitz)

keefe sencen has so many secrets after this book. it's insane. he is the only person to know that eleanor AND alvar are alive.

[epicdogymoment]

omg. emma sidi in the hotdog suit. and alex is in fact right. she DOESNT look that much different

[stanleyoff7th]

another difference between the nhl and mlb that ive noticed is that when they call a prospect up in hockey it's usually a guy you've spent like years anticipating or at least vaguely aware of, meanwhile in baseball they tell you "today we're calling up zebby matthews, the fastest rising pitching prospect in the sport" and you're like "who and also, what"

[middlenamesage]

🌛That feeling of success when the Moon is doing its monthly or couple monthly (depending on the aspect) difficult round with a slower moving planet that it’s been interacting with in those annoying ways significant to your chart for months… but, hold up 🧐 you can’t even tell this time! 😌

Astrology can bring proof of emotional healing progress. ❤️‍🩹

[philbatrax]

wait it ISN'T you?

[ruralsbubbyy]

you mean to tell me Dragula ISN'T about Dracula in drag?

[xamaxenta]

Ppl are like o no luffys lifespan (impel down, gear 2, gear 4)

What if gear 5 revitalised it considering he technically died to achieve the awakening