#coulda fooled me

[etoilesdeglace]

"Well you know the first thing you gotta do is determine if it's a right angle triangle or not"

[bagel--bytes]

Someone help I can’t stop taking photos of my gorgeous Rook

[minyardigan]

no because my neil josten sim has a fear of death

[artamorxx]

Now, if Boom hadn’t said that he didn’t have that much experience, would anyone have known?

I love you two amazingly talented actors with all my heart 💜

[timelykeimiyamadoodles]

wow guys that new fnf update was crazy haha

[prince-geo]

when i show up to the "jobless behaviour despite not only having a job but a whole career" competition and my opponents are john kreese and terry silver

[shameless-bookhoe]

Sophie’s gonna be so blindsided damn… (let’s not mention fitz)

keefe sencen has so many secrets after this book. it's insane. he is the only person to know that eleanor AND alvar are alive.

[revumajiosu]

Wow lol Baaulp is looking different than I remember from last t-

oh thats not baaulp

[ros-sauce]

I experienced buffalo sauce last night and I refuse to believe that's a real thing people enjoy

[lgbtqforeverything]

can’t exactly explain it rn but something about good directions by billy currington is incredibly buddie coded to me…

[philbatrax]

wait it ISN'T you?

[bringbackgoth]

Smh, at gas station when this homeless dude walks in, asks if getting a cup of ice water costs anything and clerk is like “yea it costs 58c to pay for the cup” 😒

I don’t do cash generally but I’ve kept my cash tips in my wallet and I was like “hey…” and fished out a buck for the dude.

They’ve never charged me for a cup of ice and I get one almost every day to fill with the drinking water I keep in my car. They should be ashamed.

Like… I’ve got $60 to my name but if a man can’t afford water??? You bet I’ll do my best to help him.

[starofhisheart]

"You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up"

"You want to fuck me so bad it makes u look stupid"

[hedonistbyheart]

Listen, Novik, I greatly appreciate you naming a singular homosexual in your 7th volume of this series, but I gotta say, you could have implied it just a little bit beforehand. I love the guy, but despite my otherwise impeccable skill at picking this stuff up, I had no freaking clue.

[epicdogymoment]

omg. emma sidi in the hotdog suit. and alex is in fact right. she DOESNT look that much different

[stanleyoff7th]

another difference between the nhl and mlb that ive noticed is that when they call a prospect up in hockey it's usually a guy you've spent like years anticipating or at least vaguely aware of, meanwhile in baseball they tell you "today we're calling up zebby matthews, the fastest rising pitching prospect in the sport" and you're like "who and also, what"