#cosma's nightmare time

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Cosma's Nightmare Time!

That's right, folks! Your girl's planned out a whole Nightmare Time fan-series! 20 episodes of both canon characters and my OCs getting put into situations, including rewrites of three of the original episodes!

Heavily inspired by @pastriibunz Nightmare Kai-me!

Forever and Always

Olive is overjoyed when her sister Emma marries Paul Matthews. Finally, they'll have a happy, stable life, a life that'll go just how Olive planned it. But all is not as it seems, and soon Olive discovers her sister and brother-in-law might not be what they seem

Honey Queen

Summer is in the air, and the annual Honey Festival is steadily approaching. Linda Monroe and Zoey Chambers will do whatever it takes to win the crown at the Honey Queen Pageant. For Marcella Johnson, however, it just seems to be a fun little thing to try out, much to the confusion of her competitors. It's not about having fun, it's about winning!

Hey Melissa!

Savannah and Rose find themselves tangled up in shenanigans with Sav’s co-workers, including Office Creep 2 Freddie Briggs and office secretary Melissa.

Loser Status

Max's friends have had enough of him, and finally stand up to him. Unfortunately, all this does is make Max announce them as losers. And by next Monday, everyone at school seems to know it. The strange part is, no one seems to remember them being popular at all. The gang must work together to adjust to their new social life and find out what changed them from clique to geeks

Rinse Re-Pete

Max Jagerman falls and dies in the Waylon Place, comes back as a ghost, and kills anyone he deems a ‘nerdy prude.’ But where the story changes here is that Peter Spankoffsi - with the help of a certain yellow goat - is given the chance to stop it from happening. Pete is determined to stop anyone from dying, to make sure no one is harmed, no many how many loops he has to go through to do it. But as the loops go and Pete's sanity wears down, his objective changes from making sure Ruth and Richie live and making sure Max stays dead.

The Kitty Cat Club!

19 year old Melissa Hey loves two (well, technically 4) things - cats, and her childhood friends Aubrey, Krissy and Mina. But as close as the girls are, they're growing up, and soon they'll be adults with busy lives and little time for each other. The girls are desperate for a way to spend time with each other. Luckily got them (and less luckily for everyone else), the creeps at Melissa’s internship give her an idea

Siren's Serenade

After almost drowning, Rose Spankoffsi’s body starts to change in strange and unusual ways - ways that are weirder than puberty. Rose isn't sure what's going on, but what she does know is that she's getting more scaly and her singing voice is getting better. On top of that, three mysterious women seem to be following her wherever she goes. Slowly, Rose starts to adjust to her new gifts, and suddenly she's questioning if she wants to keep her humanity at all.

The New Kid

Sunset Jagerman is sick of her brother, point blank. So when she sees him picking on shy new kid Jordan, Sunset befriends him out of spite. Slowly, the two’s bond becomes genuine, and they begin to like each other’s company. But Jordan has secrets, secrets he doesn't want Sunset finding out. Sunset tries not to push, but when curiousity gets the better of her, blood starts to get spilled.

Forget Me Not

Gone are the angsty, lonely, grieving days of Savannah Lamb’s teenage years. Sav has a job she's pretty okay with, a decently sized apparenment to herself, and most importantly, co-workers she can consider friends. It doesn't get much better for this. Unfortunately, a certain Lady in Black has other plans, ones that include getting Sav to dig up a memory that has haunted her for years.

Cheerleader 3000

Lacey Brooklyn Brent is the perfect cheerleader. Preppy, full of energy, always positive. A little too perfect, at least to Brenda and Stacey. The girls try to let their suspicions slide, but when Lacey starts acting weird and getting more and more defensive about cheer - well, the popular girls aren't exactly known for minding Thier own business

The Hatchet Girl

Max Jagerman’s bullying chased Lindsey Topet out of Hatchetfield High in sophomore year. So it's a wonder to anyone why she decides to come back to the same place that caused her so much pain. Well, that is until the popular kids start dying.

Space Star

Rose is a Spankoffsi. She is also the perfect little actress. Nobody wants two lords in black fighting over them, but unfortunately for Rose, she ends up caught in a fight between T'noy Karaxis and Pokotho to be their specialist little toy.

Universal Revenge

Angelou Brailer was once in Max Jagerman's little posse, until he got kicked out. When he returns to Hatchetfield High, students are immediately enamored by him and the chrisma he radiates. Max is determined to drag him back down again, but comes to discover Angelou has different plans, as well as some… divine intervention.

Little Candy Shop of Horrors

Stephanie Lauter makes an unusual new friend at the new candy store in town. One that's sweet, and craves it too. Unfortunately, Steph's new friend’s favorite treat is red and sticky, and is instant on Steph getting it for her.

Heart Eyes

Marcella has never really liked love triangles in fiction. So, when she finds herself in one, she's not very thrilled. Especially not when then triangle consists of her long time crush Bill Woodward and an Eldritch Eye God.

The Nightmare Well

After a visit to a mysterious well, PJ finds herself having frequent nightmares. What's more is that she finds herself coming back to the well over and over again, becoming more enticed to jump inside. She enlists Reese's help, but it soon becomes apparent the well has no intention of leaving her, or anyone, alone.

Pretty and Perfect

Lola Drayson is sick of being a Nerdy Prude. So when a beautiful red haired woman offers her the chance to be everything she's ever wanted to be - perfect, pretty and popular - Lola jumps at the chance. Lola is thrilled by her new life, despite her best friend Michelle's concerns. But beauty comes at a cost, and Lola's dreams are soon to become a total nightmare.

Web of Melodies

Michelle signs up for the town Talent show, hoping it'll take her mind of the weird visions she's been having recently. She's happy to meet most of the other performers, but one in particular seems somewhat suspicious. And when an old friend shows up, Michelle realizes just what she's getting into.

Honey Queen, 2009

What happened at the 2009 Honey Festival? How did six (known) people end up dead? That's for Christine Jagerman to know, and you to find out.

Grace Chasity and T'noy Karaxis VS The World(s)!

Tinky's been having a little too much fun lately, but luckily Grace is willing to help him clean up his mess. With a lot of annoying comments, of course.

[redrobinhoodrat]

Damian

“Damian, don’t you want to see your surprise? I think you’ll love it.” He grinned maliciously as he gestured for someone to step forward.

Damian’s breath was caught as one of the ninjas from grandfather’s guard stepped forward and crouched into a fighting stance. Everything about them was entirely too familiar. Grandfather was saying something but the ringing in his ears was making it hard to understand.

“— happened? We found him and now he’s back home. Don’t you want to come back and see him Damian?” Grandfather had walked up to the figure as he was talking. Reaching a hand up, he pulled the half mask down to reveal their face. “He’s excited to see you.”

His chest was aching now as he listened to his family behind him taking in the scene. Even as he shifted into his own battle stance it felt like his face and hands had been dipped in static. He was sure he wasn’t getting oxygen adequately but still he couldn’t take his eyes off what could have been a mirror image of himself if he’d never left the league. From the hair and the outfit, to the burning green eyes glaring back. He knew however, he wasn’t looking at a clone. He was looking at his worst nightmare, something that the pits had brought to life.

He felt a hand drop down on his shoulder and he flinched. A quick glance at the blue stripes give the culprit up as Richard but the familiar comfort he usually got from his adopted brother never came. He clenched his jaw to steady himself. There was no way grandfather had done what he was thinking. This has to be a clone or something else being used to entice him back to the league.

“Grandfather, I fail to see what use another clone could be. I would think that after the first attempt of using clones failed you would try a different method.” He made sure to sound as bored as possible, knowing how his grandfather played with emotions. His grandfather seemed to be amused if anything, a cruel smirk settling across his face.

“I would not bring you a mere clone Damian. Is it the green eyes throwing you off? It’s merely a side effect of the pits as you well know.” Here he shot a pointed look towards Redhood before glancing back. “Don’t you recognize your own twin?”

The ringing was back.

“He simply needed a quick dip in the pits before he was willing to listen. Here lately the aggression has been quite handy.” Grandfather stepped back at the same time he let go of the figures shoulder. “Cosmas, why don’t you go ahead and show your brother what he’s missing out on?”

Damian’s eyes quickly snapped back to the boy as he started moving. Pulling out a blade that looked shockingly similar to his brother’s—his real, dead, twin brother’s—sword. With the way his eyes were glowing, Damian couldn’t tell any emotions coming from him. He quickly unsheathed his matching sword as he watched the figure—supposedly his brother— smirk.

Danny POV

Danny was shocked.

Surprised.

Absolutely flabbergasted.

Never had he imagined this scenario for himself, and he’s been through some pretty wild shit!

Okay, so to start out his eyes are glowing green due to being literally dunked in rancid ectoplasm like ten time. Which is just ew. He was also forced to change into an old league uniform, given his old sword, and then pretty much pushed out in front of the bats of Gotham within a day of him being taken.

…WAS GRANDFATHER CRAZY??

Obviously grandfather didn’t know about Phantom or he’d be in a lot deeper shit. To be completely honest, he just wanted to go along with this to see Damian again but now he’s supposed to fight the bats? That’s so not happening, Danny enjoyed his half-life. Sure it was overrun by beings trying to kill him but when was that any different than what it was in the league.

Obviously, grandfather just wanted him to die again—

“—recognize your own twin?” Danny’s ears twitched as he heard that, snapping his gaze to the figure squaring up across from him. That was Damian? He looked so…calm. The Damian that Danny was used to had an eternal stick up his ass that made his face look like he was scowling 24/7. Maybe the mask helped with that? Huh. Interesting.

“Cosmas” Ancients he hated that name. “Why don’t you go ahead and show your brother what he’s missing out on?” He felt grandfather taking a few steps back.

Danny internally scoffed as he went to take out his sword—HIS SWORD!!—that had recently been given to him.

‘Like I’ll ever help you out you senile fruitloop’ Danny smirked as he thought it ‘You just made yourself useless.’

[capeta]

(by the way, about names, I can just imagine the nightmare Anthony went through trying to claim his name was Anthony. so… he ends up with at least three versions of his name on paper (it took about three years, a couple of near-captures of the fairy world AND the anti-fairy world, threats, a near-destruction of the source of magic (this time on purpose) and one very annoyed Timmy to even get the paperwork to say he can officially be both Ymmit and Anthony. You think the rules could stop our new anti-fairy? Oh, you're so wrong… he just did it all literally by the rules so no one could take his name away from him.)

(by the way, don't worry if you prefer one name over the other. All of his name variations are now legal for him)

Peri and Ymmit would probably bond over the name changes tbh, I also see Ymmit using Anthony as his more "human" name, or atleast using two name's- so he is alright being called any of his names.

Ymmit is giving annoying big brother vibes to Timmy occasionally, atleast when in public. He would more then likely pull pranks on Timmy but then later on wants to play Mario kart after a long day of work.

His Full name is probably Ymmit (Anthony) Suirebit Anti-Cosma Anti-Fairywinkle.

I also love the idea that Ymmit kinda goes with the flow most of the time especially when it comes to his family. For example hes considered the oldest, but baby Foop more then likely would chuck a tantrum if he wasn't considered the oldest, he's been alive the longest so it only makes sense, Ymmit will just roll with it especially if Foop defends him with something along the lines of

"how DARE you insult the youngest of the Anti-Cosma Family, only IM allowed to"

And Anthony will just shrug

[jagermanout]

(OOC - Alright, time to get the Nightmare Forest Started! I'll be reblogging through Cosma shortly after this post, and then I'll tag for others to join and add in Lulu!)

[Max comes to slowly, his lungs still feeling strange. Everything is all hazy and weird]

[He can make out he's in a forest, though it's not like any forest he's ever seen before. Then again, he's only been to Witchwood. Once.]

[Something starts to burn at his skin. He may not fully be awake, but it still really, really hurts]

[Someone grabs his arm, pulling him away from what he later realises to be red smoke.]

[gorbalsvampire]

𝖃𝕴𝕴𝕴 𝕿𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝕱𝖊𝖚𝖉𝖆𝖑 𝕭𝖔𝖍𝖊𝖒𝖎𝖆

𝔄𝔠𝔱 ℑℑℑ, 𝔰𝔠𝔢𝔫𝔢 𝔦𝔳

Our story reaches its first peak, with Theodericus awakening to overhear hushed words between Libussa and... is that Prince Brandl? Surely not. Most unlike him to be concerned with a lowly mortal. Putting his new Heightened Senses to the test, Theodericus overhears an an overture being made - or perhaps a reassurance given.

In haste, the young Ventrue hies him to the Inn of the Four Stags, there to meet with Marsillius and put the Brujah to the question. Surely Ecatarina or Cosmas know where the Prophet of Kupala might be found, and what his designs on the Basilica might be. Theodericus was very hung up on the idea that a church might be deconsecrated, and wanted to be damned sure that wasn't the plan. Cosmas reassured him that, as a former deacon who'd arranged a deconsecration for his first parish, there was a little more to it than Theodericus might think, and also that the Church does not casually discard a whole-ass Basilica.

Marsillius was intrigued and asked about said parish: it was, said Cosmas, the parish of St. Stephen's in what is now the Jewish ghetto, in the old cemetery that's now the new cemetery. Theodericus and Marsillius blinked: there was no church in the Josefov cemetery. Cosmas assured them that yes, there was. And this was a sign, the first sign, that something was up.

It was decided that they needed a Malkavian to catch a Malkavian. They needed Octavio's childe. Off to the convent to collect Alzbeta. A very hungry Alzbeta, who had once again been trying to induce Premonition...

But before we get into that, let's talk about Mariam. Mariam who had seen fit to venture into the cemetery alone, having picked up a trail from that circuit of BREAD CRIMINALS who constitute her modest Herd. Ruth told her there was a reason they made their drops by the stream that flows under the cemetery: there was a customer who wanted a lot of bread and, according to Simon who'd followed him into the cemetery one night, was living in the old Christian church...

Yes. Of course there was an old Christian church. Hadn't there always been?

Mariam decided there was no time to waste. She rang the lich gate bell, left a scrawled message in the wood of the gate, and ran like hell up through the trees and the gravestones and the winding hummocky paths to a dark, drab, modest chapel - a stolid, decaying cruciform of a building, a roost of owls screened from the world's vulgar gaze by overgrown and tangled yews.

With the Silence of Death woven about her, Mariam pushed open the door; deep, dark, that even her Eyes of the Beast could barely penetrate. Pews... pulpit of stone... the faint lightness of leaded windows...

She stepped inside, and plunged into an Escherian nightmare of stairs, arches, walkways, pillars; wooden doors that had the vague shape of pews about them. Tapping ahead of her with her staff, and cursing her importune folly, she tried to find her way forward, but the Mental Maze of the prophet was taking its toll on her will.

His voice drifted through the deeps, telling her what he had seen - red star, thin blood, world would be as Gehenna, if the Fiends are strong this can be prevented. Mariam was having none of it, gritting her teeth and accusing him of the murder of the rabbi Zachary - almost forgetting the name as her willpower was sapped still further. The penalty for death, she told Octavio, was death -

And the world shifted about her, and she was clinging to a pillar in the dark as all the pathways turned turtle and twisted. In that moment, by some strange outward compulsion, her Convictions were no longer as they were - to hell with being greater than the beast. Eric's lesson was to indulge it. To live with harmony. To exist in accordance with its needs.

Alzbeta, meanwhile, was troubled. Her vision of Octavio had come again - this time, a prophet in a pulpit before a congregation that could not see him for what he was - and she came to understand that this was not quite how it happened. Nothing was quite how it had happened. Her memories were not as they should be.

Still convinced that Octavio was not a villain of his own volition, as it were, she asked God or the Cobweb or both: how do we stop him without killing him?

And the answer was: Theodericus. He had not expected four Cainites. The others he had plans for, but not the Ventrue knight. There was a lovely conversation between the three who remained at large, a refrain of "with all the love in my heart" passing between them, as it was impressed on each by each that this was urgent. Kupala's Night was tomorrow night. If he wasn't stopped now... he might never be.

They went at once to the Josefov's gates, to the lychway, where they were met by Othelio - Mariam's broodmate, who had answered the ringing of the bell and was most perturbed. So perturbed, in fact, that he led them into the warren beneath the cemetery - showing them a passage that led up into the apse of St. Stephen's as was, if you but broke through one flagstone.

Alzbeta was the first to climb, her Beast howling - Hunger 4, at this point - and Six accepted a devil's bargain to gamble Alzbeta's Humanity on not letting a hunger frenzy drag her further down. Climbing into the dark, Alzbeta had to dare the Mental Maze, and even Rousing - Hunger 5! - could not save her. She climbed and climbed and climbed while Octavio asked her: is this how it ends?

It was the first time any of us at the table had heard Alzbeta genuinely angry. Genuinely shouting at her sire, full throated, that what he was doing was not God's work nor Humanity's, that she had to stop him to save him...

Marsillius was next, and as he braved the Maze he broke the charm and saw the interior of St. Stephen's for what it truly was. There was Mariam, frozen in the doorway, clutching at the jamb as if her unlife depended on it. There was Alzbeta, scrabbling like one of her spiders, trying to climb the wall as if to touch the windows above. And there, in the pulpit, white-knuckled and red-eyed, a figure that looked like him. Older. Haggard. Wretched. Mad. And clearly on the verge of frenzy himself, because ol' Relleytrots here cannot use Mental Maze with any SPC and not fail all three Rouse checks to get it going. Thank goodness for Octavio's deep, deep Willpower pool.

What to do? Marsillius could see what was afoot, but he was no warrior born - just a little monk! He ran out into the church proper, determined at least to attract Octavio's attention, and stopped short: there they were, row upon row of them. A congregation, half-starved, half-bled, and all blind: not a one in possession of their eyes. The stench of humanity at its lowest, in thrall to Humanity now forsaken.

Theodericus clambered into the chapel. To his eyes, Octavio stood at the head of this congregation; Marsillius in the pulpit, mad with fear. Mask of Isolation. You've gotta love it. Theodericus did what he had to do and gave chase to the "prophet" and Marsillius did what he had to do and ran like hell. Straight into Mariam. Desperately gabbling that they were all going mad, that it was him, that her eyes were not to be trusted, that whatever she was seeing was not real.

Mariam came out of the maze. For this moment only, her soul was torn, one quarter of her heart given over to the Via Bestiae, and so she called upon the Beast Within and the beasts of the air. Down swooped a flight of owls, shrieking and shrilling, hooting and hollering, and that was the moment Octavio finally snapped and entered a frenzy.

Flailing and cursing to the sane, but to Alzbeta in her visionary state? Crucified. Crucified with his arms outstretched, crying to Heaven, and she was so hungry...

Was it truly him? Was it one of her friends? Some poor dupe like Marsillius who just looked the part?

The Beast cares not, and she drank. She drank deep and deep, and she drank until the body in her arms went rigid -

And there was Theodericus, with the Prophet's heart impaled on his Mithraen sword.

Enter Josef Zvi, as the coterie found what comfort they could. Arrangements were made. The wretches in the Prophet's care would be taken to such hospitals and surgeons as their circumstances allowed. Many would not survive; none would truly have lives worth living; but they would not simply be killed outright. Neither, said Josef, would Octavio. Moved by Alzbeta's pleas, he agreed to advocate for one adversary with another; to approach the Prince of Prague and plead for Octavio to be spared the Final Death or further suffering.

Tomorrow night would be Kupala's Night. Prince Brandl would hold court. Libussa would be present, and at his behest she would before the assembled Cainites drink of him, and be free of her ancient mistress. Orsi and Katya would be present, and as a cousin Ventrue Orsi would be shown mercy for his violation of multiple Traditions in Embracing her. Katya would become a ward of Prince Brandl's court, her education the responsibility of Ardan the Warlock; Orsi would be banished thus from Prague, with five nights to get him hence. And Octavio would be given into the care of Garinol the Cappadocian, whose arts were best suited - in the absence of any Salubri - to trawling the Malkavian's sleeping madness in search of answers. Provided Octavio was not wakened from torpor - provided he remained staked - he would not be killed.

One more piece of business. Theodericus von Ingolstadt. His services were needed. If the Prophet had been at work in the east, in Carpathia, then further devilment may be afoot. Prince Brandl - as prince, as nymphus of the cult, as cousin Ventrue - asked Theodericus to ride for Buda-Pesth, to the court of Nova Arpad, and deliver warning to her of what's afoot. Perhaps, when work schedules permit again, Theodericus will return - but for now, Real Life Writes The Plot.

And here, for now, our story ends.

I'll see you in October.

[fountainpenguin]

"The dragonfly, he ran away... but he came back with a story to say-"

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New 130 Reasons Why I’m Fairy Trash update today!

Fairly OddParents || One-Shot - “Scarred”

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Find more Lavender Train story arc HERE

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Poof reflects about his home and family life while riding the bus to Big Daddy's house... He's spending spring break away from home, but grows increasingly worried about how little time he might have left with his godbrother, Timmy...

(First 1,000 words under the cut)

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47. Scarred (1 month after "Sentry")

Wednesday May 6th, 2005

Year of Sky, Spring of the Silent Owls

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Mama Cosma used to babysit me and Timmy all the time when I was still in the instar stage of my development. My parents don't love stepping out of the house if it means leaving me and my godbrother alone at home, but they've stockpiled a massive amount of vacation days and it sort of reached the point where the Amity program forced them to sprinkle a few date nights into their schedule… if at all possible, of course. The godparent shortage was a real thing even back when I was still a newborn. Turnover rate in this career is bad… Granting wishes gets exhausting, especially if you're dealing with ungrateful kids all the time.

I don't think Timmy's ungrateful… He's just been a lot more stressed since his trial in Fairy Court where the truth about the frozen timestream finally came out. Like… I know I kind of had it bad, getting snapped from reality and catapulted into the Hocus Poconos and all, but I can't even imagine what it must have felt like to croak out a confession about an illegal secret wish before the entire Fairy Council. I can't imagine what was going through his mind.

None of us ever will. He's the only one whose memories went unscathed throughout those 50 accidental secret years. Well… He and Kenny Lovell, but Kenny spent years flipping patties up in Burger World before he got stuck on Earth. I remember seeing him around town before I really knew what was going on. Kenny used to suspect the truth, but not even that saved him. Sure, he resisted for a while, covering his ears and saying numbers over and over while tears ran down his face. It's not for no reason people started calling him Crocker Junior.

Even Kenny succumbed to the enthralling memory-tweaking magic of the Secret Wish sooner or later. I hope he's doing okay. I mean, I don't really know him or anything… but I get it. I know how messed up you feel when you're confused and scared and wondering if you're out of place.

We don't talk about the Secret Wish at home. Dad and Mama sometimes check on me in private, especially right after I came back from the Hocus Poconos. For a while, I thought they were just being paranoid. I mean, they seemed a lot more affected by the whole "me getting slashed from reality for a day" than I was. I felt okay.

Then I started having night terrors. I have no idea if Foop gets them even worse than I do or, like, maybe not at all. Or maybe to Anti-Fairies, nightmares are a beautiful thing.

Timmy was a wreck the first month home from the trial - the first month in 50 years that we all started aging normally on Earth again - and he'll still shut down if you bring it up. For a few weeks, he almost got sloppy with his wishes… with his secrets. We almost got found out by other humans as his godfamily. We had our share of close calls. We're just plain lucky that Jorgen lifted the restrictions on Crocker sniffing us out, because even Jorgen had to admit that Crocker was too resistant to forget-a-cin to ever truly forget about us.

Timmy's parents ramped up his therapy visits (with a helpful wand twitch from my parents to ensure they could still make ends meet when it came to paying bills). Timmy threw himself into his soccer practice, video games, endless scrolling through his cell phone, and a lot more travel wishes to far-off times and places. I never saw it as a cry for help, though. Timmy was just my big brother… and only now that I live alone, now that I look after Foop and Sammy and Finley in our dorm, do I see the signs.

Sparky provided a good distraction in the time that he needed it most. He's kind of like a therapy dog, even though he doesn't always stay in one place. And Timmy's on better terms with Chester and A.J. now, but…

… there was about a year, right after it all went down, where he couldn't bear to look at them without spiraling. I didn't really get it at the time, but now that I'm a little older with a little more schooling under my belt, I know the feeling. It's guilt. Guilt over the fact that he didn't want to grow up. Guilt for how he loves his fairy godparents just as much - if not more - than the adults who raised him. Guilt for the mental strain he put on an entire planet, holding them in a state of purgatory instead of allowing anyone around him to grow up. Guilt for Da Rules he broke to keep contact with his godfamily. Guilt for the way that he stood there, open-mouthed in the courtroom, when the Hocus Poconos slurped me out of existence and I was gone.

Guilt crushes you, I think?

Timmy doesn't let us come to his therapy appointments. And even when he's home, he gets closed-off and won't talk to me about it. I know he doesn't want to scare me… He just can't look me in the eye sometimes. I think it really hurts him to remember that he'll never get to see me grow up. No godkid can keep their fairies past age 18… No matter how many times they dance around Da Rules, flatter Jorgen, or even save all of Fairy World. You just don't get that privilege.

And I get that. I'm not saying I don't. I mean, it's way too dangerous for everyone's health and safety, magical creatures and mortals alike. I don't know if my parents are ever going to tell him how Juandissimo legally challenged Fairy Court and won the right to adopt Remy. They always sort of meant to bring it up when he was older, maybe 16 or so if they were still around him then and he stayed as stubbornly clingy as ever… but after we found out how far he'd go with the Secret Wish, I don't think Fairy Court looks very kindly down on him right now. Timmy kind of shot himself in the foot with that one.

I just wish there was something I could do… but my dad thought the same thing once. That's why he granted that Secret Wish in the first place. No way is that happening a second time.

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[nine-blessed-hero]

Monk for Talis the Baker, Acrobat for Rowan :)

Howdy 'Non

Monk: What was your character’s childhood like? How was their family?

Talis is the most normal of my OCs, and I've written a little about his childhood here (tho I am absolutely about to retcon him being the eldest).

He grew up in Cheydinhal with both parents, two sisters and a brother. His mother works in the castle kitchens as a cook, a job she is rather good at. His father is a hunter, so he was away quite a lot when Talis was young. His eldest sister also worked, splitting her time between being chambermaid to Naspia Cosma and delivery girl for Borba gra-Uzgash. Between the three of them, they made a comfortable amount, allowing the three youngest siblings more opportunities than they might otherwise have had; Talis, of course, is apprenticed to Master Baker Embertame; Younger sister is enrolled at the Arcane University; and Youngest Brother is still attending to his lessons. There are the occasional spats of course - what family doesn't have them? - but despite being so far from each other, they correspond and remain close.

Acrobat: What keeps your character going? What are they in this all for?

Rowan is just my channel for lol I gotta write a thing xe has no motivation *ahem* I mean

Rowan is a very passive protagonist, allowing the sway of life to take xir where it will. There aren't many points where xe makes a conscious choice in the direction of xir life. A lot of the time the thing that keeps xir going is literally the mantra of "one foot ahead of the other until we're done".

I suppose to start with, xir motivation was "I just got pardoned, so may as well do as the nice mad-as-frogs Emperor asked". Then, after the nightmares started, xir motivation was "just stay the fuck away from Martin and maybe the nicer Emperor-to-be won't die". Unfortunately for Rowan, at some point xe developed a sense of honour (blame Modryn Oreyn). After which xir motivation was just "keep pushing through and hope the nightmares mean nothing". Martin's last words to xir are to look after everyone, so xir motivation once more becomes "do as the nicer Emperor asked" until the emptiness of that request crumbles, and xe realises xe's no longer needed. At which point Rowan decides "fuck all this" and joins the Dark Brotherhood. There xir motivation is to find something to fill the void inside. It's not until after the end of the DB questline xe has xir moment of catharsis in Applewatch, gets over xirself and realises xe has to go back to "one foot in front of the other" motivation until xe can become a reasonable person again.

Sorry, I think I got a bit waffly with Rowan's motivation. Xe's a hard person to peg and what's going through xir mind at any given point fluctuates a lot.

Thanks for the questions! I hope the answers are interesting, waffle notwithstanding 🫖🌿

[djmercy-wh3us]

Peri VS Dark Harbinger Of Doom Au

In This Cosmo And Wanda And Timmy Died By The Hands Of Anticosmo and not only that they conquer fairy world as well however Cosmo and Wanda's Biological Child and Timmy's god brother was the only one survived Jordan blamed himself for the death of Wanda Cosmo and Timmy so he went to Earth or into my case Mewearth where Jordan and Jordan put stillborn Perry to the 17 Year Old Star Fearie and one year after Jordan put Perry on the on the belly of star butterfly she gave birth to him on February 18th To Hesperiwinkle Diaz-Fearie and Marco did not expect to have a child but they love them anyway but they were planning to have kids on an early age so they love him anyway his life was perfectly normal Star Marco were a proud parents of a little baby Perry was later talking when he was still in the top when he was still a baby sorry Michael was so hot being shocked while he was walking pairing star and Marco was still shocked but the fact but they were still proud of him Perry but he was very odd on at the time when he was in his preteen years he had his Mewberty and spaghetti pits at the same time he felt grossed out by this eventually caught it off didn't let and that's the reason really grossed out he really hates that Harry was still doesn't believe that he was a 100% normal for years however when the time when he was 14 years old he meant at the anti fairies when it was on Friday the 13th Perry saw one of them trying to literally put pepper on the ground and trying to stop them and that is how Perry knows about the existence of anti-faries Perry tried to stop them every time when it starts Friday the 13th or the time when it was Halloween they're trying to save the adults Anti-Cosmo got suspicious about this kid and later on okay and not only that it look he looked exactly like his son except he was the version of what a fairy would that have caused one no one who ever had a kid I really learned that he was the son the biological child of Cosmo and Wanda the only Survivor of the Fairywinkle-Cosma family so anti Cosmo since every last of the anti-ferries to attack and trying to kidnap him his son was one of the fairies anti fairies that try to kidnap him but the Perry and Ira started out as enemies but they eventually started to like each other and Perry leader learns that he is part Fairy and Part Mewman about and learn about his origin story Perry bound to Revenge his Biological parents And Brother's Death and we take fairy world and save the fairies however when the time he did when he finally did Catcher by the anti-faries anti-cosmo eventually told him why they told Perry why they took ever fairy world cuz they were being feeling left out and that and not only that it was it was at the day never had any God children of their own because of because of their bad Luck magic that they were born with and then they were treated terribly and poorly so anti-cosmo took it On his hands but he also told them that he regrets killing Cosmo Wanda and Timmy and it hurts him when gives him nightmares Perry kind of understanding Now see this since then reminded him how the Mewman's treated how the monsters so he let that slide not only that Perry and Irep eventually to like each other and and later on they started dating and eventually they had a child

[venomous-with-headphones]

OK K.O! Let's Rewrite the Show - Headcanons #2

More headcanons!!

Professor Venomous + Voxman

- Venn always had a great fascination with rats (even though he is literally part snake), and after separating from his brother and joining the villainy, he rescued a little rat girl who was lost in the sewers and named her Fink.

- Professor Venomous obviously HAS a tail AND HE LOVES IT! (Snake man, yuss)

- Fink is his minion, but she's also a scientist that has made alot of inventions with Venomous. And yes, she's adopted by PV (we actually get this confirmed) and refers him as boss or dad.

- I think Boxman is older than Venomous, at least by about ten years, and it's the same with Cosma, Billiam William and even Vormulax, so that makes PV the youngest villain in the whole community (he’s almost 30-34, I guess ?).

- Venomous meets Boxman formally at an important villain gala (to which he did not obviously snuck in uninvited), and although Venn doesn't make any impression on him at first, he eventually takes an interest in Boxman and his peculiar style of committing crimes. 'Cause ya know, Boxy IS actually much more of a threat, but he's still a pushover to other villains.

- Boxman has always had trouble relating to people (thanks to his shitty parents but that’s another story to tell), and has long avoided opening up and being honest with others, much like Venomous, although his story is much darker.

- During their dating time, Boxman worries alot about Venny and his emotional problems (nightmares, mood swings, paranoia). Venomous also worries about Boxy anger issues. This almost sounds like a toxic relationship (which it’s true), but eventually they find a better way to solve their issues, and surprisingly Boxy suggests going to couples therapy.

- (+18!) Venomous and Boxman have been dating for almost a year and they try to *cough* have sex for the first time, and when Boxy takes off his clothes, he says a surprised "oh". Venny starts to feel really insecure and gets defensive and talks about he doesn't need a dick to be a great villain or a real man, but then Boxman shuts him up with a kiss and explains he doesn't think Venn is less of a man or villain and is still just as attracted to him.

- Yeah, they totally switch, but Boxman likes more to be in full control, and PV really feels comfortable with that... he can be vulnerable knowing that there will be someone who wouldn't take advantage of his weakness.

[alecodys]

Hey guys! I’d like to apologise for the lack of updates on my fics as of late. I am working on them however I have a lot in the works so I’m spreading myself a tad thin. I’m thinking it would be best to know what you guys would like to see most out of what I’m most compelled to write, so comment on this post with the number of what you’d like to see most out of the following:

1) Camp TV (will be put on hiatus after the first installment is complete so I can work on others to spare myself from growing tired of the series)

2) Chilling Out: The Artificial Way

3) Wiped Out! *

4) Thorns (a very long one shot) **

5) Green Territory ***

* Wiped Out! takes up a much darker tone than the rest of what’s on this list. It’s inspired by the album of the same name by The Neighbourhood tonally, but doesn’t stay true to the lyrics of any songs outside of the silence at the beginning.

Wiped Out! contains a lot of potentially triggering content, all of which would be tagged in the chapters they appear in if they are less common. Before voting for this option please be aware it will contain references to sexual assault, cults, panic attacks and nightmares, suicidal thoughts, minor and major injuries to the main characters, mentions of death and deaths of secondary characters and one main character, and more as the story continues to be fleshed out.

** Thorns is a short story about Heather, Cody, and Alejandro. It takes place after Ridonculous Race, and the original cast are all either in university or have gotten jobs. Although other characters do make appearances, it largely follows the three characters I previously mentioned as Heather tries to get her two best friends to set aside their past and hopefully tolerate each other at the very least.

*** Green Territory also deals with some dark topics, although not to the same extent as Wiped Out!. Unlike the previously mentioned stories, this one is about the third gen, with occasional appearances from the second one too. It takes place in a zombie apocalypse and is planned to be separated into two parts, although they’re both quite short.

The main characters will be Shawn, Jasmine, and Sammy in part one, with one more character planned to join in part two and the only human recurring characters, Sam and Dakota. Some potentially triggering contents planned to be included are hallucinations, graphic scenes surrounding injuries and/or mutation, and death, although no major characters are planned to die as of yet.

I’d really appreciate you guys voting!! It lets me know what you guys wanna see from me and I have a really hard time picking and choosing out of all the story ideas I have, especially when I love them all as much as I love the ones in this poll!!

Have a great day! Cosmas out

[cinderellaenjoyer]

CNMT UPDATE!

So, as some of you might know, I'm working on a fan nightmare time series. One of the listed episodes was 'Space Star,' which was to focus on my OC Rose being tormented by Tinky and Pokey

However, as Rose already has a NMT episode in the series (Siren's Serenade), the concept of TWO lords in black tormenting someone being a large idea, and mostly because of Lydia the Bard's 'I Only Pain In Red Now,' I've decided that not only will 'Space Star' be renamed to 'Rosie's Adventures in Wonderland,' but also become a full-length fan musical! It may not get made for a while, but I hope to work on it eventually!

I will find a replacement episode for Space Star soon, but for now, I just wanted to make everyone aware of the changes

[cinderellaenjoyer]

Working on the 'Forever and Always' rewrite for CNMT and GOD adding in mentions of Olive to Emdroid's monologue and showing that Emdroid really does care about Olive is. GOD. My heart. Why are you doing this to me (<- girl who's writing it)

[jagermanout]

...okay, so I know the LAST time we trusted a spider lady, it ended...badly.

But! Webby helped me and Cosma out of that nightmare, so maybe she can help the kid!

MAX!!!! HOLY SHIT ARE YOU OK??????

@clauger09

Yeah, I'm fine! A little dizzy, but fine!

...sorry for not listening about the red smoke, by the way.