#correct me if im wrong about their timelines but that’s so funny if it’s true

[amyriver]

something i think is funny about doctorriver’s mismatched timelines — the doctor presumably dated river for over 200 years before he married her. which is a long time, though maybe not unreasonable for a time lord,

but river only met the doctor 2 times before their wedding. both times she was actively murdering him & both times he was just like “guess i’ll die” and wasn’t even mad at her. and river was like yeah. ok i’ll marry him

[drag0nalias0]

!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK I LOVE THIS FIC

A story of true love.. so cheesy but my heart. Bingge deserves it.

Such a good ending. :3 my heart cant take it

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Some of my favourite parts in pretty much no order below (fic spoilers)---->

_“A comedy of errors,” he grumbles. “A tragedy. My own personal obituary, maybe.”_

<- correct me if im wrong but isnt this just scum villain.

_“Transmigration?” Luo Binghe asks, clearly not having expected that particular response.

“Since you came from a different world -”

Luo Binghe shifts suddenly, rolling them both over so that Shen Yuan is on his back and Luo Binghe is hovering over him, his face inches from Shen Yuan’s own.

Shen Yuan falls silent, staring up at him. Luo Binghe searches Shen Yuan’s face, expression especially intense, but eventually he just shakes his head.

“No,” he says. “Even if that’s right, don’t talk about it. I don’t care about that anymore.”

Shen Yuan blinks up at Luo Binghe, only growing more confused. Did he want a serious answer or not, ah?!

“I’m asking about our story,” Luo Binghe clarifies._

<- did he figure out what was up with the svsss timeline. "I dont care about that anymore" bingge "that"? "Im asking about _our_ story" uhh bingge has figure it out right. Good for him

_He should probably also make it clear to Luo Binghe that he wouldn’t have tried even a little bit to help hook Luo Binghe up with his old Shizun if he knew his old Shizun was actually a villain and not just an actor. Actually, he should probably figure out why the hell Luo Binghe had been looking to romance that villain to begin with, and - and fuck, is that the sort of thing you send someone to therapy for?? Does Luo Binghe need therapy???_

<-send his ass to therapy. Sy not know why bingge wants to find shen qingqiu and make him fall in love is just so funny. Cuz like thats him, he is the other shizun, he just looks differnt and doesnt have to act like a prestigious cultivator

_He’s still Shen Yuan’s Luo Binghe, too - the Luo Binghe that Shen Yuan has been carefully training to be a good boy!!_

<- my heart. I cant get over how hes trained bingge

_“Okay, I’m over it now,” Shen Yuan says, nodding to himself.

He is not, in fact, over it, but he’s reached a state of acceptance_

<- i just think this is fucking hilarious. The guy who he thought was some unhinged cosplayer is actually the demonic emperor he said he was. Any the thing that helped kickstart his cultivation was a forehead kiss. A forehead kiss. Not duel cultivation. Not a kiss on the mouth. But a forehead kiss. That is so sweet. Forehead kisses are top tier

_“Another option you might have is a maid cafe - some people like the tsundere asshole type, so you could make it your brand.”_ ......

_“Hm,” he hums consideringly, eyes narrowed at the overly happy people dressed in service outfits and holding various cutesy foods. “This one isn’t bad.”_ ........

_“No! No, no, look -” Shen Yuan frantically pulls up a picture that features a man in it too, dressed in a far more reasonable butler’s outfit with absolutely no thigh on display. “You’d be dressed up like this, no - no anything you’re thinking of!!”

“Oh,” Luo Binghe says, sounding a bit disappointed._ .............

_“That’s alright, Yuan-ge can buy me the outfit separately -” “No ‘Yuan-ge’ right now!!” Shen Yuan yells, only a little bit hysterically._

<- awww :( no maiddress bingge?!? How sad :( but i just noticed that sy said nothing about not buying the outfit 😏 

_Once, when Shen Yuan had first taken up reading about puppy training in an attempt to tame this wild dog of his, he’d read that puppies who don’t receive proper socialization and play with others can end up keeping their habits of biting and teething on others as a fully mature dog. 

Luo Binghe bites quite a bit._

<- i still cant believe he treated him like a dog. It just gets me everytime he calls bingge a dog. Its just so fucking hilarious

_Luo Binghe takes it, navigates to the clock app to set a timer for two hours, and hands it back to Shen Yuan. Shen Yuan glances down at the timer and then back up at Luo Binghe, skeptical.“...You know it takes like five minutes tops for someone to buy something, right?” “I’ll keep him busy,” Luo Binghe promises, expression serious. “What is this, a boss fight? Why are you saying it like that?” Shen Yuan grumbles. “A very important boss fight,” Luo Binghe agrees. “I should get a kiss for good luck.” “Fuck off,” Shen Yuan says, pushing Luo Binghe’s face away again when he leans in close. “You aren’t getting anything in public.”_

<- no kisses for bingge :( also sj being a boss fight hsjsk giving bingge all the luck

_yes, sj spends an insufferably long time at their stall, judging all the baked goods and making snide comments about lbh and subtley making sure sy is alright. yes, he has his own timer that goes off at an 1hr 50 min, which is his sign to leave. bingge chews on sy as stress relief about it all._

<- that is so mean. I mean its good hes check on sy but the timer was just mean. Ok maybe a bit deserved but still. Also stress toy sy cracks me up. Bingges emotional support stress chew.

_“Now I’ve hired you to be my boyfriend,” Luo Binghe says, sounding especially pleased with himself. _

<- he fucking uno reversed him :0

So mamy other things as well. All the things from the sleeve pouch(i forgot the name, it beings with q but i forgor) the bracelet. The way he runs to get his things when he realises his cultivation is back just melts my heart. And the way sy is just going 'what the fuck' throught those few scenes was just hilarious. Gotta love him.

Although i wonder what happened to airplane. Does he die like normal or does he just continue living. Its hard to say which is worse.

I love all the times bingge is refered to as a dog or an aninal. Bc hes just kinda feral.

Anyway this is such a great fic!!!! I loved reading it!

After being turned away by the nice Shizun of that other world, Luo Binghe finds himself in the modern world where he can find a new nice Shizun for himself. Instead, he finds Shen Yuan, who could not possibly be who he's searching for - he's crass, and inelegant, and looks only vaguely related to Shen Qingqiu. Luckily for both of them, Shen Yuan mistakes Luo Binghe as a cosplayer for hire, and asks to rent him out as his very normal new boyfriend.

🖤 binggeyuan 🖤 fake dating, misunderstandings, post ge vs mei extra 🖤 shen yuan hires "cosplayer" luo binghe to date him 🖤 86k, 11/11 chapters, complete!

the final chapter of this rent-a-bingge journey went up today! thank you to everyone who's been reading along, and i hope you enjoy the finale! :D

also, if you haven't already seen all the lovely fanart for this fic, please go check them out!! > ch1 fanart by quirefeast of binggeyuan's first meeting! > ch2 + ch4 fanart by dubbedcorn of various meme-y moments! > ch5 fanart by NoodledYJ of bingge trying to glue miku together! > non-chapter-specific fanart by softandworm of sy and his weird guard dog!

[theromanticdead]

April 8th, 2019

There’s gotta be something wrong with me, right? There’s gotta be a reason why no one ever stays.

I am a toy, that people enjoy, till all of the tricks don’t work anymore. Then they are bored of me.

I’m a hotel room. A banal comparison, but it holds true. People come, stay for a little while, and carry on with their lives. They leave, quite inconsiderately, after making everything a mess. NO second thoughts, no fucks given.

Yet I, ever the dumb bitch, grow used to their presence. So when they leave, when the bed no longer stays warm, I miss their presence; I miss them.

I give away pieces of myself and they all gladly take and take till I can’t give no more. Then, they exit. Reminds me of the tiny hotel shampoos and soaps, taken, but never to be used, packed away in some suitcase or thrown out; forgotten.

All I want is for someone to make a home of me. I want someone to make me their favorite place to be. I want to be the place they long to get back to.

I want to last long in someone’s life. Not just be a passing pleasure. 

Got a hundred friends but I cut em off, I don’t need em

I don’t need em.

Not like any of ‘em give a fuck if i was breathin

I can’t remember the last time someone texted me just to ask me how i’m doing. 

Not to get too Gen-Z, but when is the last time someone sent me a meme or DM’d me randomly? I honestly can’t remember. 

Summer's over so they switch around like the seasons

Funny how I only exist to the world when school is in session. Bell rings, class ends, and I disappear, like an apparition.

Gotta keep my guard up now I'm playin' defense

Everybody wants a favor everybody needs me

But I'm too busy tryin' to fight away all of my demons

We were all sitting around the table, supposedly “working” on our music timeline in Social Justice today. The subject of prom comes up and how Maryam’s promposal is going to play idea—which, totally cool idea by the way. And I wasn’t bothered because hey that’s so cool! But then they start bringing up Amy’s prom dates and how four people are considering asking her out. Four. She has four potential relationships waiting on the table for her, let alone the amount of genuine friends she has. 

And that’s the case with everyone it seems. Everyone has a solidified friend group or a boyfriend or both. And yet here I stand, the anomaly. The one without any friends nor a significant other, because who would want to associate themselves with me? 

It’s so funny. I—the absolute extrovert who can put Leos to shame—am the one without a single friend. And I’m not even talking about best friend status friends—or even close friends. No, I’m talking about regular ol’ say-hi-in-the-hallway friends or occasionally-send-a-meme friends or hangout-inside-or-outside-of-school-at-least-once-a-month type of friends. I dont even have that.

I mean I dont blame anyone. With so many failed friendships, there has to be something wrong with me. I just wish I knew what it was. Maybe that way I could correct it or suppress it. Am I not funny? I swear I’ll try to keep up with the culture more. Am I too controlling? I swear I’ll be more conscious of my words and actions. Am I too loud and dramatic? I swear, I’ll tone it down. I’ll abandon it completely. I’ll do anything. Please, just please, someone be my friend. 

I’ve tried to get help from my dad but all he had to offer was: “you don’t need friends. dont waste your time.” At least he tried to help?

What I don’t think he understands is that it’s literally encoded into our DNA to want companionship, both platonic and romantic. Just by taking a quick, cursory glance at any intro to anthropology textbook willl show you that we’ve evolved in a way to require that because it’s best for survival. And im tired of my feelings being invalidated by people who have a social life.

I’d love to open up about this to my—acquaintances? people who hit me up for school work? Because they’re cool people and I’d love to be their genuine friend. But I don’t because my emotions shouldn’t be their burden. They didn’t ask for this and I’m not going to just throw this onto them. They deserve better. And any action that results from me telling them this will be out of pity. And I don’t want anybody’s pity. I don’t want to suffocate people into being my friend. I dont want them to think that they’re obligated to talk to me. I’m not their problem. I won’t bother them.

But godDAMN it hurts! It hurts so fucking much! I can’t even emphasize how dry my inbox is. How dry my social circle is. I just want to be loved and appreciated, holy shit, even if I don’t deserve it. 

I just---is it too much to ask? Is it selfish? If I can't form a decent friendship with people in mf highschool, where there are so many people, what the fuck am I going to do in university? It's *so* easy to be a recluse in uni and I guess I'll be forced into doing that? Because I won't really have friends to hang out with anyway. I have 5 Sagittarius placements--I thought I was supposed to be leaving people, not people leaving me. 

[melancholy-queen]

REIGN SPOILERS AHEAD

i’m putting all of my thoughts about the series reign on this, i probably forgot a lot of shit, but thats okay. also I’m sorry if this is very long, i have lots of opinions. scroll past!

so im on season 3 episode 7 and here are my thoughts as of this moment:

- francis is everything but also he was so controlling of mary jfc

- nostradamus is really hot

- im sad for mary that francis is dead

- frary is endgame

- but i was totally down for bash and mary to get married

- conde was so hot. i miss him already

- i was not down for the whole cheating plot line with mary

- antoine needs to chill and stop being so vengeful

- kenna is a piece of shit, i mean stop self sabotaging yourself please for the love of god

- so apparently, kenna was masterbating on the staircase in the pilot? i thought she ran out of breath from walking up all those goddamn stairs (chill, this is a joke, but i still think it's funny that she couldn't wait to get to her room)

- henry was fucking gross from the minute he walked on screen

- did everyone forget about aylee?

- poor lola, she couldve been so much more

- on the topic of lola, where tf did john philippe go? like he hasn't been in the past few episodes

- bash is so great

- bash does no wrong, i love him

- i liked diane and i miss her

- leith is honestly the most tragic character in this whole show, i love him

- megan follows does such an amazing job, like she is such a good actress

- why tf couldn't greer marry leith? i guess im just not understanding

- they totally brushed off the whole incest thing between claude and bash, gross

- but also good for greer, she's a great madam

- i don't give any shits about lord narcissi

- i loveeee claude and leith, get married pls

- i really wanted mary and francis to have a child and i almost cried at the miscarriage

- charles is a dick, but also fuck me

- catherine de medici is the best thing to have graced this show, i mean fuck me up bitch ahhh

- poor mary! its so sad that she was raped. to me, the show handled the repercussions fairly well

- i liked the whole catherine going crazy plot line, i thought the writers did a good job with her emotions towards her children

- the end did not pay off though, like how did she get better?

- also, the crazy henry plot line was ass, but i liked it almost?

- i thought the francis killing henry was done very well, subtle, but not out of the blue. plus, you could go back and look at the clues in previous episodes to aid to the murder

and now these are my thoughts past season 3, episode 7 all the way to the end:

- yes i want some bdsm in this bitch fuck it up queen

- catherine and mary are so kinky hahahaahahha

- mary's pussy literally killed don carlos (jk)

- this is the best plot line on this show so far lmao

- i like it better when mary and catherine get along

- god i love princess claude

- i hate narcisse

- fuck narcisse

- even though claude's fucking stupid for writing that her mother poisoned her in her diary and not hiding the diary well, i still love her

- narcisse's secretary is hot in a lowkey kind of way

- also, his death scene was very unrealistic

- thank god lola is leaving, fuck narcisse

- i don't like elizabeth, but i guess im not supposed to

- why does claude have to fuck up leith like that? he's already traumatized by greer

- greer is honestly the secret mvp, what a good woman

- i am more invested in claude and leith's story then anything else in this entire show

- i feel so bad for dudley's wife, she didn't ask for this

- catherine is a sex queen and i stan her

- stubble leith is so hot

- adelaide kane is so fucking pretty goddamn

- honestly, fuck the prince of spain

- charles looks like mary and francis' child grown up tbh

- i have no investment in any of the england storyline

- why do none of the ladies in waiting get a normal marriage and life jeez louise

- CLAUDE DESERVES BETTER

- LEITH DESERVES BETTER

- FUCK THE DUKE WHO MARRIED CLAUDE

- CLAUDE IS A QUEEN WTF I LOVE HER SO MUCH I WANT TO MARRY HER OML

- narcisse can suck my dick

- im all for in charge charles

- i don't like gideon

- i have no investment in the elizabeth/dudley shep, but i still find it really sad

- god i hope that gideon doesn't stab mary in the back

- christophe is really creepy

- my inStiNctS weRe cOrRecT jEsuS ChrISt, christophe is insane

- gideon is also insane

- bash is perfect

- bash needs better sleuthing skills

- i fully support the lola and elizabeth friendship

- mary and gideon have no chemistry haha

- DEAR GOD I LOVE LEITH AND CLAUDE

- greer is so strong, i love her

- I’m so for greer and leith’s friendship

- jc not the bash love storyline again

- i totally forgot mary killed narcisse’s son

- wait at what point did mary meet her ladies??

- literally the only part in this show so far to make cry is when mary went back to defend catherine tbh

- idk why i feel sympathy for catherine

- if bash dies i will stop watching

- thank god

- elizabeth is honestly a better friend to lola than mary was

- charles is so dumb

- god why can’t he learn anything, obviously his friend was a traitor

- charles’ traitor friend is bobo nick jonas

- dark mary is my everything

- claude is her mother’s carbon copy

- the valois children have other siblings? where are they and why haven’t we heard of them?????

- munro is so hot

- bash is actually fucking insane

- why is charles so trustworthy?

- when did james become hot?

- mary is so great when she’s not needy and crying for a romance

- how does everyone just kill people so easily??? i can’t even get my blood drawn without wanting to throw up

- lola is HEARTLESS

- IM SO DOWN FOR A CLAUDE/LEITH WEDDING

- also troye sivan? i love it

- charles totally sucks

- wait what happened with the pagans in the blood woods?

- i cannot stand gideon and mary together

- i’m so sad for lola, she was such a good character

- dear god, this was the only death that i’m actually sad for (and this includes francis)

- i want more for john philippe

- NO I TAKE THAT BACK POOR LEITH

- knox is such a creep

- marys brother needs to stop

- i’m so down with seer bash you guys don’t even understand

- mary is wild omg i love this turn around

- when did james get so hot

- lola and francis’ child is so fucking cute omg

- charles’ mental breakdown is crazy

- ewwww gideon and mary are gross af

- I’m all for darnley

- poor claude honestly, but she is a saint

- if he hurts her, ill beat him up

- damn charles is a vampire

- leith deserved so much better

- i love him

- dude i don’t even give a shit about the other relationships in this show, leith and claude are the greatest

- poor leith, I’m so sad

- agatha’s death is so fucking depressing

- i love mary when she actually has a backbone

- yes motherfucker, murder darnley

- i have no sympathy for darnley’s true love dying, he’s so rude and deceiving

- i love the friendship between catherine and mary ahh

- i don’t know how i feel about greer and james

- where did lady kenna go?

- i like the juxtaposition between mary and francis’ wedding and mary and darnley’s wedding with the flowers and attendees and just overall feeling and how adelaide kane acted in it. you could tell that she truly loved francis but doesn’t love darnley and feels scared with him

- also the fact that mary doesn’t match with darnley’s outfits is an interesting choice

- the timeline on this show is very strange

- claude’s character development is beautiful

- the horny witch is my fav

- umm what she’s pregnant?

- nicole can suck my fucking ass fuck her stupid ass

- i wish the end wasn’t so abrupt tbh

- the last five minutes was so good, i teared up

- ugh now i feel empty inside and want to watch it again!!

ugh this show is so good, like insanely good. i feel like most of the time the characterization was wonderful. claude was my favorite, so its no surprise i like claude and leith the best. i didn’t like francis most of the time while he was alive but i missed his presence on the show. bash was an absolute gem. adelaide kane is so hot oml i died multiple times. i really enjoyed watching it!!!

rate: 9/10 archduchesses falling out of a window during sex (still my favorite part of the show)

favorite character: claude! queen catherine!! runner ups: bash, greer, leith, sometimes mary, elizabeth at the endish

favorite season: season 1!! can’t beat the drama!