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just woke up from a dream that invader zim got a sequel series where the main characters were in their 20s and somewhere in the timeskip dib had transitioned and had become a paranoid stoner losergirl. the fact that she had transitioned was never directly commented on

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Sound on

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Just a casual shopping trip

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hi im love you

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they need to make a weed strain called Corned Beef so i can go to the dispensary and ask for corned beef hash

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Tumblr users will push so hard on "I can be afab transfem because of this convoluted Identity Algebra based on creative interpretation of what words mean" when all it really takes to be integrated into transfem spaces is to like. Read and understand a few essays and post good

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So like is everyone in New England a Fag??

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cheese! 📸

anonymous sketch commission

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Playing some old RPG

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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

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hey do you see it too? that's the universe staring back at you!

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just woke up from a dream that invader zim got a sequel series where the main characters were in their 20s and somewhere in the timeskip dib had transitioned and had become a paranoid stoner losergirl. the fact that she had transitioned was never directly commented on

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Everyone behold the Honkytonkeires!

This is a little bit of a meme build but I like it. A cowboy themed grappler Hecatoncheires with the Nanobot whip (and a pink cowboy hat). Its pilot is Cora Brey (non-stage name Kora-Breia di Galbenele), former country star turned absolutely insane mech pilot, whose strategy is to sprint into battle, jump onto larger mechs with her Size 1/2 frame, somehow wrestle them into submission, and then do melee attacks on them until they're destroyed.

Gyges Frame + Synthetic Muscle Netting to make grappling characters of any size a breeze.

Total Strength Suite II for bonus damage when grappling

Gyges Frame also makes the Chain Axe Threat 2 and the Nanobot Whip Threat 4.

Auto-Stabilizing Hardpoints for crit-fishing with the whip.

Nanocomposite on the Chain Axe in order to benefit from the Hecatoncheires' frame trait allowing Smart weapons to ignore the Invisible status (the Nanobot Whip is already Smart).

Duelist 3 + Skirmisher 2 allows me to Grapple as a free action after either critting with the whip or moving adjacent upon hitting with any of my weapons.

Anyway here's my girl:

» Cora Bray (Kora-Breia di Galbenele) // PINK PONY GRRRL «

Celebrity, LL6

[ SKILL TRIGGERS ]

Charm (+6), Get a Hold of Something (+4),

Investigate (+2), Show Off (+6),

Stay Cool (+2)

[ GEAR ]

Stealth Hardsuit, Light Signature,

Medium A/C, Prosocollar,

Extra Rations, Sound System

[ BOND ]

THE FIREBRAND

Powers: THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, RAISE THE BANNER,

THE GOOD STUFF

[ TALENTS ]

Duelist 3, PANKRATI 2,

Skirmisher 2, Infiltrator 1,

Combined Arms 1

[ LICENSES ]

HORUS Balor 3, IPS-N Blackbeard 1,

IPS-N ZHENG 2

[ CORE BONUSES ]

Auto-Stabilizing Hardpoints, Gyges Frame

[ MECH ]

« HONKYTONKEIRES »

HORUS Hecatoncheires

H:6 A:0 S:0 E:2 SIZE:0.5

STRUCTURE:4 HP:21 ARMOR:0

STRESS:4 HEAT:0 REPAIR:6

ATK BONUS:3 TECH ATK:1 LTD BONUS:1

SPD:5 EVA:10 EDEF:10 SENS:10 SAVE:13

[ WEAPONS ]

MAIN MOUNT: Chain Axe (Nanocomposite Adaptation)

HEAVY MOUNT: Nanobot Whip // Auto-Stabilizing Hardpoints

[ SYSTEMS ]

Synthetic Muscle Netting, TOTAL STRENGTH SUITE II,

Armament Redundancy

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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

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Uh-oh, coming down with a case of “what-if-a-bunch-of-other-people-experience-these-symptoms-as-bad-as-I-do-but-they-suck-it-up-and-work-anyway-and-I’m-just-being-a-little-bitch”-itis