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Hostile and Neutral Overworld creatures, excluding subsurface organisms and testificates (villagers, illagers, witches).
#minecraft#mineblr#minecraft art#my art#minecraft fanart#minecraft abiogenesis#minecraft headcanons#minecraft lore#fantasy art#Enderman#creeper#minecraft zombie#body horror tw#corpse tw#arachnophobia#blood cw
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Aww... Pokey is getting into the weeb spirit of this blog.
#*slaps roof of meteor* this dramatic bitch can fit so many references#pokey#pokotho#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#pokey starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid npmd#tgwdlm#lords in black#lib starkid#starkid tgwdlm#I was doodling meme LiBs and got carried away with a Slug Girl idea#Expect lots of Junji Ito references I'm so sorry#My pokey headcanon is he's a sort of slime mold/stone creature - it's all Pokey from the meteor to the spores in the air#he frequently hunts insectoid species in other dimensions and will puppeteer their corpses so bug motifs still fit#this was not supposed to be a whole thing and I got so caught up in the mold I didn't bother doing anything with the meteor sorry
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*gently touches screen* my son is back
#unfortunately none of the hair option fit my headcanon for Fael at this agee#so I went with the iconic bangs#also I wish I there were more weathered options that aren't Literal Old Man Corpse Adjacent but oh well#that VIvienne sponsored skincare is working miracles#Fael Lavellan#dragon age veilguard#Inquisitor Lavellan
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The shadow can only exist when there is light
#i major headcanon that izuru is like... literally a void of a person#and then when the avatar of Hajime is uploaded into his body. he suddenly starts to become someone#hajime hinata#izuru kamukura#my art#art#danganronpa#avis's doodles#so before izuru was basically just a really skilled corpse. and afterwards he starts to have like... an actual character and personality#izuru kamukura experiences a feeling for the first time lol
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ok so buck and tommy were both basically working the same shifts right?
buck obviously had to go to the hospital mid shift and eddie stayed back with him hence both of them were missing their shift.
tommy came as soon as his shift ended and then accompanied his boyfriend (I'm still giddy over it) buck to his loft and stayed the night to take care of him.
next day both of them were at the apartment when eddie came to treat buck and then probably left around the same time for their shifts and probably got off around the same time too which is why tommy was with buck and the 118 at the hospital waiting for denny.
then next day they went to the cemetery together for the billy boils funeral, all of this goes to show that buck and tommy try to take the same shifts or atleast as close as possible so they both can have their days off together and then spend it with each other :)))))))))
I'm so delusional and in love with them that I'll make any theory lmao
also tommy def won't fit into buck's clothes so either they went to his house to pick clothes or he keeps extra clothes at buck's place or maybe caries an overnight bag.
i just love these bratty and sassy boyfriends.
tommy is so whipped he attended a 200 yr old cowboy's funeral who cursed his beautiful boyfriend's face.
also I'm convinced that when the next day buck's face clears up it's because of what tommy said to the grave lmao
also the last scene was definitely foreshadowing. the way buck said that while looking at tommy.
also also eddie tommy friendship is so precious to me. they are our next Michael and bobby.
loved the episode so much.
#911onabc#911 season 8#bucktommy#evan buckley#tommy kinard#bisexual evan buckley#evan buckley x tommy kinard#bucktommy headcanons#911 s8 ep5#they're literally married in my head#so cute#husbands#boyfriends#eddie diaz#eddie is me as a bestie#eddie and tommy are besties#also dispatch announcing recovery of a corpse from 118 to all the stations is so funny to me lmao#911 abc#911
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fucking crying real tears of laughter at the idea of lucanis letting out a sigh of relief at finally leaving the endless wind-whipped halls of the grand necropolis behind only to find that rook has brought the cursed giant skeleton statues back home with them. and turning to look directly into the camera as only a man who has slept six hours altogether in the last week and is animated only by coffee and spite at this point could. the nevarran lighthouse decor my beloved.
#the things a man will put up with for love#sorry that you'll be spending so much of this game with these two skeleton freaks lucanis. the subject will probably grow on you.#or at least you will find peace in just being happy they're happy as they enthuse over a well preserved tibia lmao#this is going to be a 'me my partner and their emotional support fifteen meter tall haunted statue of a corpse' situation eventually#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#rook ingellvar#rookanis#rook x lucanis#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#my headcanon is that rye didn't even mean to pull the necropolis back with them into the fade they were just that relieved to go home#and now all of you have to deal with the looming figures and skulls everywhere. I think most of them would be happy for him tho#creeped out. but also happy for him
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♡ SLASHER/HORROR ICONS HEADCANONS ♡
UPDATES: My suggestions are open! I have a very small list of others I wanna do, so shoot me a suggestion and I won't shoot myself :). I am hopefully going to expand my writing at some point by either doing stories of my own OCs, fluff, and more things.
♡ A/N: I wanna keep up the writing even though I don't REAAALLLLYYY wanna write a full story smut, mostly because some of y'all seem to enjoy my fanfics and I wanna kinda try something new and silly. So here's some SFW and NSFW headcanons! YIPPEE!! ✨
Who will you all see in this list?:
♡ Michael Myers (RZ version)
♡ Thomas Hewitt (TCM)
♡ Otis Driftwood (HO1000C)
♡ Brahms Heelshire (The Boy)
˚ · . Michael Myers (Rob Zombie version) !
SFW:
♡ Generally, he's very cold. I mean, of course he is, it's Michael Myers.
♡ Michael may not show his love for you emotionally, but I think he would show you in other ways. Either by making or giving you one of the masks he's made.
♡ Total tummy and thigh guy. Michael probably would grab onto you when he wants something since he doesn't speak. Either if it's by him grabbing around your waist or laying a hand across your belly from behind.
♡ Secretly enjoys you playing with his hair. You could run your hands through it, push it out of his face, twirl it around your fingers. He's yours.
NSFW:
♡ A lot of people think that Michael would be rough and a kinky motherfucker in bed, I think that is where you're wrong. You have to consider this man spent a good majority of his life being locked away at Smith's Grove Sanitarium. He's not going to be experienced.
♡ Very handsy in bed. Either if it's gripping at your hips and tummy or holding onto your chest when you ride him. His hands have to be on you. Spreading your legs, touching you, slipping his fingers into your entrance.
♡ Michael is probably very quiet in bed until he gets close. When he feels like he's about to cum, he'll grunt and pant out as he tries to hold himself back from finishing inside you.
♡ The first time he did finish in you, he was more curious than scared. He dipped his fingers into your hole and pulled out whatever wet slick of you and his cum before licking his fingers.
˚ · . Thomas Hewitt !
SFW:
♡ He's a momma's boy, but he will treat you like you're the best thing that has ever happened to you (tbh, you probably are.) Thomas would be a total sweetheart for you and you probably would have him by a leash.
♡ Thomas would gift give. Sometimes it's a ring or bracelet from a victim, or if he wandered off, he would give you wild flowers that he ripped up by the root.
♡ Thomas probably isn't too fond of touching. There are days where he would insist on laying on top of you and won't move until you're almost crushed beneath him. Depends on his mood really.
♡ When you two first got together, Thomas was scared shitless. He was scared to even hold hands with you because Luda Mae had it so drilled into his head about how intercourse was bad before marriage. He of course was probably never taught what intercourse was besides the vulgar things Charlie would say around the house.
NSFW:
♡ Once again, probably didn't know what the hell he was doing. Thomas only knew that the ache in his pants needed to be taken care of. He tends to get sexually frustrated, jerking himself off until he's rubbed raw until you showed him the right way to do it.
♡ Once Thomas caught a scent of your arousal, he was immediately drunk. Since he doesn't speak, he would give you cues that he was in the mood. By pulling your hand against his bulge or by simply picking you up and carrying you off somewhere.
♡ Thomas would make sure Luda wasn't around before he fucked you. He was gentle at first but due to awhile of frustration, he would get rough and fuck you raw. You would often have to calm him down to keep him from fucking a hole into the floor.
♡ If Thomas ever marks you, his fingers would tenderly touch those spots. He may hurt others, but to you, you are his everything and you getting hurt by him was the last thing he wanted. You often would have to reassure him that it was a love bite.
˚ · . Otis Driftwood !
SFW:
♡ If I'm being honest, this is probably one of the meanest motherfuckers on this list. He loves you, yes, but in his own way. Even if he is a jackass and called you names, it was mostly out of teasing than rather being mean.
♡ Helping him with his "art" is one of his favorite things you do for him. Being able to have a living muse for once is better than the dead bodies that he had propped up around his room as "freaks of nature."
♡ This one might come later in NSFW with the same the one above this. Playing chase. Be the helpless victim, tease him, cuss at him. It gets him wound up and to chase you down. The way you would act like a scared rabbit was more fun than just sitting around watching Grandpa Hugo bitch at the TV.
♡ Otis is considered the head of the family, which is meaning he'll try his hardest to provide for you as well. This also means, he's in charge. Otis makes the calls. Not in a possessive way, but in more of a husband role than anything.
NSFW:
♡ Will absolutely fuck you senseless. You talk back? You're getting bent over the counter and being fucked so hard not a single thought will form in your head. Otis loves the fight, even if it's teasing.
♡ Sometimes when you make him chase you, Otis would let the adrenaline get to him and it'll often lead to him getting hard. He'll tackle you to the ground, sometimes even at gun point, and make sure your pretty legs stay open for him.
♡ How he loves making you scream and moan so loud that others hear. Otis has to make sure that everyone can hear that your his. Sometimes that would be making you vocal and other times it would be fucking you right in the kitchen like it's nobody's business.
♡ Cock warming during when he's doing his art. Otis will make sure your pretty little ass stays sitting in his lap and if a single peep comes from you, he'll either pull his cock out and slap it roughly against your entrance or will thrust into you so hard you forget your own name.
˚ · . Brahms Heelshire !
SFW:
♡ Acts of service. Brahms wants to please you no matter what, he wants you to be proud. He'll leave you sandwiches in the kitchen, help you get to sleep at night, etc. You help him, he wants to return the favor.
♡ Brahms is clingy as shit. He has to be next to you, even if the grocery guy comes over. Brahms is around you, clinging onto your side or hips. He follows you like a little puppy.
♡ He'll ask for kisses, of course. It would be in that quiet, innocent voice as well. He'll ask for a kiss and wait for you to pull his mask up enough to see his lips. Brahms will give you small pecks to full blown make out sessions.
♡ Again, with him being clingy, he loves sleeping with you. He had stopped sleeping in his own room whenever you agreed to being with him. It meant long nights of his face buried into your chest and listening to your heartbeat to make sure you're still there.
NSFW:
♡ He's pathetic. Pathetic enough he whines and moans whenever he's balls deep in you. Brahms takes control sometimes, but he also wants you on top, usually riding him. If Brahms gets too impatient, he'll grab your hips and fuck up into you until you're both a leaking mess.
♡ Tease him. Tease his cock, his hole, anything and he'll be a panting slut. Slip a finger in him and it's enough to make his back arch and his legs kick. Just a small amount of teasing in general gets Brahms so turned on.
♡ Brahms absolutely has no sense. He doesn't care where you are, what you're doing. All he would do was pull off your bottoms to be able to have access. He would get on his knees while cooking and make sure to eat you out until you cum on your face. There's probably been a few times where you've had to order take out due to burning the food.
♡ His mask would be long discarded and his mouth latched to your nipple to suck and bite at it. He would get so needy that he would put his cock between your thighs until they are covered in precum. Brahms is needy. That's all.
#michael myers#rob zombie#halloween#horror#fanfic#slasher x you#slashers x reader#smut writing#headcanon#otis driftwood#house of 1000 corpses#thomas hewitt#texas chainsaw massacre#brahms heelshire#brahms the boy
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Don't fuck with the new leader of Qinghe Nie
#nie huaisang#and his collection of fierce corpses#each with different behavioral patterns#there's headcanons to be had but i won't spam the tags#the untamed#mdzs#my art#song lan#nie mingjue#wen ning#jin zixuan
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When no one is looking...
#lmk#lego monkie kid#lego monkey kid#sun wukong#six eared macaque#shadowpeach#myart#fanart#ok so I have a headcanon that inspired this whole thing#and hopefully with this added context it'll make the piece a whole lot better :3c#So because Macaque died#he probably runs at a lower body temperature (akin to a corpse some days)#and struggles to feel warmth#Wukong on the other hand definitely has trauma associated with extreme heat#ie: being force fed red hot iron pellets and molten copper#being cooked in the trigram furnace for 49 days#and being scorched by the samahdi fire#so in the middle of a blistering hot summer day#they begrudgingly get attracted to eachother like magnets#Wukong bringing warmth to Macaque#and Macaque bringing relief to Wukong#balancing eachother out#but ofc they're still dumb about it#wouldn't be shadowpeach if they were angry about being exactly where they wanted to be :3c#thANK YOU for reading this far in the tags#I hope you enjoy the art
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I've been rewatching the 2003 TMNT series for the first time in almost 20 years and it kills me to see people complaining about Leo not getting a cool weapon from the spirit forge like his brothers did. Personally I would have cried if he had gotten a new weapon because guys.
GUYS.
This was his spirit forge.
For those who don't remember, the Foot ninjas not only ambushed poor Leo in The Shredder Strikes Back episodes, but they took his katanas. Leo's injuries were severe enough to send him into a coma and although he woke up from it in Tales of Leo, his recovery was not complete until the episode Monster Hunter. This episode mostly focused on Donnie and Mikey getting into trouble at the Jones' farm, but the subplot is centered around Leo's continued recovery.
And guess who was there to help him through it all?
Raph, who is considered to have a very combative relationship with Leo, was the one to stick by his side and help him forge his katanas. Those swords are not only symbols of Leo's resilience, but of the bonds of brotherhood. The scene where they forge the katanas together in silence is truly one of the most tender moments in the entire series.
And sure, Leo eventually used Gunshin after Karanji gave it to him and said that it truly belonged to him, but you know what? I think he was lying. I think that he trusted Leo enough to let him wield his weapon from the spirit forge and knew that Leo wouldn't take Gunshin from him otherwise. And maybe there was some pity there too, since Karanji was the last person to draw a weapon from the spirit forge before Leo's failed attempt. And sure, Leo wasn't gonna get a weapon from the spirit forge because how else were the writers going to continue the themes of Leo overcoming adversity and rejection?
But I personally like to believe that the spirit forge went out on its own because it couldn't offer any weapon more precious than the one he made with his brother.
#i will not only die on this hill#but i will fight on this hill#you will find my cold dead body atop of a heap of thousands of corpses before you see me let go of this headcanon#the tmnt 2003 series ks goong to be the death of me#i swear im normal#tmnt 2003 rant#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2k3#2003 tmnt
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Zombie clover concept idea based on the headcanon that the humans revive after Pacifist
#undertale yellow#my art#i personally don't like the headcanon but i wanted to indulge myself on it#cuz the idea of them reviving but not being human anymore? somewhat decomposing corpses that came back to life is very appealing to me
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john and sherlock bickering over the head of a very dead corpse might just be the most ridiculous thing in the entire show
#the corpse would be lying there peacefully dead and the two of them would be standing on the opposite sides bending over it to examine it#and john'd be like you blabbed about 240 types of tobacco ash on your website nobody reads it#and sherlock would stare daggers at him inches above the face of the dead corpse and make angry boyfriend noises and storm off#and the entire time the corpse would be like UM DOWN HERE HELLO with a very dead expression on a very dead face#HELP this is ridiculously hilarious I seriously can't#no because the fact that this had actually happened in the show is making it one hundred times worse#I want to rename the entire show “The Blind Wankers”.#bbc sherlock#sherlock bbc#sherlock#sherlock holmes#john watson#johnlock#johnlock headcanon#the blind wankers#buckingham-ashtray
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I don't know if someone did it.. 🕸️
;; IF NOT.
... Zaklepuje. ¦🕸️
{i want to make something like this, damn i might fuck my first oneshot idea and i would do this instead.}
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Beetlejuice being your corpse groom? Hell yes.
I mean, it just fits him so much
You two met like Victor and Emily
You got nervous during your special day, and couldn't take it - after all, marrying a man you don't know thing about?
Meeting in the woods was something else.
More creepy if you ask me
Beetlejuice would be happy to have someone by his side, young, beautiful, innocent.
He would take you to the Netherworld
Calling you "Darling" "my love" and anything else..
Meeting everyone he knew
Being called "his wife"
Oh man, this would be a great fanfic.
#beetlejuice#musical theatre#beetlejuice headcanon#beetlejuice x reader#x reader#Corpse groom#headcanon#musicaljuice#female reader#Corpse bride#tim burton
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Haiiii I fucking love ur fics and I was so happy when I found out u wrote for Otis Driftwood and I was wondering if you could write smut hcs for him :3
Hello! So sorry for the long wait, but here it is!
Otis Driftwood headcanons:
Warnings: NSFW, gore, mentions of killing, and more.
He loves blood, especially the one from his, maybe y'alls victims, but he also wouldn't hesitate to make you bleed.
He just loves to get messy.
Carving symbols into you, his initials, licking the blood after.
This fucker won't take it easy with you...
You would always, a l w a y s, have his mark on you. Whether it would be bite marks, bruises, or some other wounds.
Now, he definitely is a performer, and would love to ...demonstrate with you, for others.
Imagine him putting on the skinned face of someone, and fucking you from behind, in front of the relatives, friends or a partner of the victim, while you're holding eye contact with them.
He would taunt you, murmuring filth into your ear, asking, if you're enjoying this more now, degrade you. Oh what a slut you are.
He enjoys witnessing the fright and dread in others, particularly when he is responsible for it.
And now that he has you, he wants from you to get used to it.
He'd be really into it, if you were even more messed up than he is.
Give. Him. Ideas!
But, you're being mouthy with him? Oh you want to argue?
Mhm, he makes sure to use that mouth to a good use.
Slapping his dick on your face, choking you on it the next minute.
Talk now, if you can...
Angry fucking with him is a must.
He loves it. Loves to destroy you, especially after an argument or a fight..
Someone makes him angry? Better prepare yourself for a hard, nasty session.
Now, he is a brute. But god forbid someone else harming you.
Definitely would decapitate them, and use the head as a decoration.
If not worse...
Isn't it wild how the twisted things ends up being what you crave the most?
#otis driftwood#otis driftwood x reader#house of 1000 corpses#slashers headcanons#slasher fandom#slasher community#slasher fucker#slasher headcanons#slasher fanfiction#slasher imagines#slasher smut#slasher x reader#slashers x reader#slashers x you#slasher x you#slasher#slashers imagine#slashers#slasherfucker
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More cat!seb but i shaved his anime hair
#my art#pressure roblox#roblox pressure#sebastian solace#one day im gonna make a fucked up warrior cats au. that headcanon/au out there about the lake?#where it’s a Creature that eats dead cats and thats why corpses dont float? thats gonna be a thing there#bottom of the lake is the let-vand zone/hell/the weird limbo of the tunnels etc etc
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DP x DC, revenant!Jason Todd
Shortly after meeting, Danny and Jason have a late night conversation about what it means to come back. 1281 words
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Danny woke groggily, in a dark place that he didn't recognize, and took a moment to get his bearings.
He felt the warning ache in his neck that came from being propped up against an arm rest. There were two sources of dim light in the room—the glow of city street lights, muffled behind a curtain, and the green eyes of the man whose lap Danny's feet were propped on.
Right. Danny hadn’t meant to fall asleep on the revenant’s—on Jason’s—couch, but they’d been talking for so long, he must’ve dozed off.
Jason had had so many questions, about ectoplasm, about the zone, about Danny’s own experiences. Danny had done his best to clear up everything he could. A revenant may not be quite the same as he was, but still, it made Danny happy to be able to pass on his hard won knowledge and maybe save someone else a bit of the hurt and confusion that he’d gone through. It was what he’d always wished someone would do for him.
Jason was slumped into the couch, but he didn’t look relaxed. Danny examined his still profile, cast in strange shadows by its own green glow, and wondered how long it had been since he’d moved.
Danny shifted slightly, purposefully producing the fabric sounds of a body against upholstery, to make sure Jason knew he was awake. No reaction. Danny gave him one more moment, then asked, “You okay?”
Jason didn’t look at him when he answered, “You told me I’m basically possessing my own corpse, and I’m supposed to not be upset about that?”
Really, Danny should’ve predicted something like that. How long had he spent, trying to pretend that death hadn’t really touched him? It wasn’t an easy thing to accept.
“What’s the difference between a body and a corpse?” Danny asked.
Jason’s eyes snapped to Danny, their glow intensifying. “I am not dealing with riddle bullshit right now, I swear to-”
“No, I’m being serious,” Danny interrupted, pulling his feet from Jason’s lap and sitting himself up. “There’s one difference between a corpse and a living body, and that’s that someone is living in it. Jason—” he reached out, gripping one of Jason’s hands in his “—you’re alive. That’s what matters. The rest is details.”
Jason’s shoulders bent inwards, his other hand raising to rub at his chest. “You don’t get it,” he said, quiet. “People don’t just come back from what they did to me. It doesn’t make any sense.”
“However you died, it’s not-”
Jason huffed an ugly sound, a short and bitter laugh that Danny hurt to hear. “Is it crazy that that isn’t even what I was talking about? I meant after.” The motion on his chest was repetitive, like he was tracing something underneath his shirt, and Danny got the sinking feeling that he knew just what sort of scar it might be. “I was gone, okay? I was gone, and this body was still here. And they took it, and they cut it open and rummaged around inside to figure out what happened. Which is—” he cut off, sniffed, and Danny gripped his hand tighter “—which is stupid, right? It’s not like it wasn’t obvious.” His fingers twitched, and he continued, haltingly, “I mean, I’ve read the report. Pulled it off his stupid files. The smoke inhalation did me in. After everything that happened, it was the smoke.”
Jasons’ hand pulled out of Danny’s, and they both rose to cover his face, cutting off the glow while he curled in on himself even tighter. His voice was slightly muffled when he said, “And then they had to ship me home, right? So they bled me dry and pumped me full of formaldehyde, and they prettied me up so they could pretend I wasn’t just some empty thing, and Bruce held the tiniest most depressing little funeral known to man and put my ass in the ground, and I had to wake up down there.” His words and his breaths were coming too quick, and Danny didn’t know how to help. He didn’t want Jason to stop, not when it seemed like he needed to say all of this, but he could see just how badly the revenant was hurting.
“But you did wake up,” he whispered.
“Woke up in my own mutilated corpse!” Jason snarled. “Everything I’ve forgotten, and that memory is still crystal fucking clear! It stank in there, like death and vinegar and mud, and it was so small, and I couldn’t even try to scream for help because they sewed my fucking mouth shut—!” He broke off into a sob, and Danny couldn’t stand it anymore, had to lean into Jason’s side and wrap an arm around him as he shook with all the emotion he couldn’t reign in.
“Okay,” Danny said. Not you’re okay, just okay. “Okay, so that’s the most horrible thing I’ve ever heard, and I regularly hang out with a guy who wants to skin me.”
Jason sniffed. “What?”
“Nevermind. It’s just-”
“No, I think we should go back to the skinning thing-”
“I just don’t want you to let it define you,” Danny interrupted. “I did that. I got into my head about it, the whole ‘being dead’ thing, feeling like I was…” Danny gave himself a second, swallowed, “like some sort of freak. A thing that didn’t belong anywhere. But I’m still alive, and you’re alive, and even if we weren’t, it wouldn’t matter, because we’re still here, and as long as you’re here you can find something that’s worth staying for.” Danny rubbed what he hoped was a soothing pattern into Jason’s admittedly impressive bicep.
Jason let out a sigh. “I must really be pathetic if you’ve gotta pep talk me like that, huh?” he said, and Danny pretended not to see him wiping at his eyes. “Sorry,” he added, “about all this. I’ve got some shit I haven’t dealt with, and this ‘revenant’ stuff brought it up pretty bad.”
“I get it,” Danny said, and hoped Jason could tell how much he meant it.
Jason sighed again, heavy, like he was trying to release something else with his breath, and said, “It still doesn’t make any sense. Logically, I can’t be alive. Where did my blood come from?”
Danny shrugged. “Do you have blood?”
“I definitely have blood. I’ve seen a lot of it.”
That gave Danny pause. “Just like, around?” he asked.
“Yeah,” Jason said, deadpan. “I’ve got a surplus, so I like to leave some here and there, make sure everyone gets a chance to appreciate it.”
“I have no idea how much you’re joking and it frightens me,” Danny told him.
“Weak,” Jason replied.
“Anyways, you gotta not think about it too much. The interdimensional goop is already logic-defying, and you’re mixing magic with it with your special soul willpower or something. Your brain will explode if you try to make it make sense.”
Jason huffed a little laugh, bouncing Danny on his shoulder, and this time it made him feel lighter. “Can I just say that I hate that I’m full of interdimensional goop?”
“Valid,” Danny said.
Even without looking at Jason, Danny could tell that he just rolled his eyes by the way the soft green light moved.
Danny had his ear pressed to Jason’s shoulder, feeling his warmth, and if he focused, he could just make out the revenant’s pulse. Personally, Danny thought it was pretty cool to be full of magic and goop and blood. Much cooler than Danny, who was way more science goop than magic goop. They’d have to compare notes on that sometime.
Maybe Jason would come around to it.
#not me writing a short piece that heavily relies on my own headcanons and never explaining them#it wasn't supposed to be like this guys it was gonna be a little easily digestible text post but they just kept talking#i just wanted the 'what's the difference between a body and a corpse' bit and then next thing you know i'm googling embalming practices#bit that I didn't manage to fit in: 'Jason you're allowed to be mad that somebody stole your blood.'#'Like. They didn't know you were gonna need it. But you get to be mad anyway.'#don't worry about that stuff about jason's soul being magic. it is though. that's why he can get swords out of it.#pit rage is technically not mentioned in this fic but also Jason's eyes are doing the thing the whole time#so make of that what you will#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc#batfam#jason todd#danny phantom#danny fenton#revenant jason todd#my writing#could be friendship could be preslash I think it's legitimately ambiguous#i just really like gentle little intimacies i guess#okay maybe i will tag the ship#dead on main
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