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idk if you’ve done this before but headcanons for the boys when they’re jealous?? or what it takes to get them jealous???? i’ve been having jealous jackson BRAINROTTTT

Apparently I haven't done this before so lets see if I can get this correct... hopefully 😅

Miller's squad: how they get and what they do when they're jealous

! gender neutral pronouns !

John Miller:

doesn't really get jealous

perhaps if a younger person is flirting with you but that's about it

won't make a scene if he is

talks to you about it in private

probably admits he's a little jealous

Mike Horvath:

He disguises his jealousy with being "overprotective"

I don't think he gets that jealous either

maybe if someone in his friend group or anyone he's familiar with is flirting with you

if that ever happens, he'll take it personally

Daniel Jackson:

he's a confident guy

nobody really dares to flirt with you because how he gets

death starer

flips his knife in his hand or toy around with his gun when somebody starts to get to comfortable around you

whispers" do yourself a favor and stay the fuck away from my s/o"

pats the persons shoulder (hard) and gives a smile then walks away

leaving the person standing shocked and confused

Richard Reiben:

he's a big guy, probably one of the biggest in his unit

everybody knows how "aggressive" he can get and how fast for that matter

some people do dare though to flirt and be a little to touchy with you

and may the universe show them mercy because Reiben sure won't

grabs the person by the jaw, stares into their soul and half spits in their face "Touch or say ANYTHING to them again, I'll break your fucking jaw"

apologizes to you after if he gets to jealous.. even if he hates to admit it

Irwin Wade:

not really the jealous type

but sometimes it gets under his skin if the person touches you or say something promiscuous behind your back

if the person is hurt he'll passionately aggressively take care of them

like pulling the thread hard and poke them a bit aggressively with the needle if he's sewing up a wound

or aggressively twist and turn them with the excuse of "i'm just looking for bruises and wounds"

Stanley Mellish:

tbh, he gets jealous pretty fast

especially if he doesn't know that person

he's the king of insults so that's his tactic to fet them as far away from you and himself

" hey buddy, you look like a fucking testicle, so do everybody a favor and stay the fuck away from them"

waves them away with his hand like "shoo shoo, go away you pest" without batting them an eye

Timothy Upham:

doesn't really get jealous, more like.. insecure?

but he does stand up for what he doesn't like or agree with

talks to the person like a civil human being

" I don't appreciate you talking to my s/o so please stop"

when and IF it gets overboard though, lol yikes

WILL throw a few punches IF he has too

is surprisingly strong

Adrian Caparzo:

big guy 2.0

he's a confident guy as well so he doesn't feel like other people are a threat to him

he gets jealous like maybe two times half a year

blows smoke in the persons face and just says "leave" while staring at them until they eventually they do

and they do that pretty quickly

POV: Jackson's death stare

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how bout our boys reactions when YOU get jealous of someone touchin on them????

Just so y'all know, this was very rushed lol sorry 😅

Miller's squad: their reaction to you getting jealous

! gender neutral pronouns !

John Miller: Finds it a bit ridiculous, doesn't really get why you would be get jealous when you know that you're the only one he'll ever truly love. But understands in some way, jealousy is a humanly emotions and it's okay to feel it.

Mike Horvath: laughs about it, he can't take you serious if you get jealous about that but he finds it cute. Kisses you in front of the person to make a statement that he's gladly taken.

Daniel Jackson: He finds it amusing that his person can get so territorial over him. Kisses you on the cheek and says "sorry, i'm taken" to show the other person that.. well, he is taken and then you two walk away. definitely teases you a bit after.

Richard Reiben: thinks "aww cute" and smirks to himself. Shrugs the person that touches him of and pulls you in his lap to make out with you (yes in front of the person lol) to ease your jealousy and show literally everyone that he is your, and your only.

Irwin Wade: he gets upset that you're upset. He pouts his lip in your direction when he sees you looking at him bitterly. Tries as nicely as he can to get away from the person to go to you.

Stanley Mellish: Same as Jackson, finds it extremely amusing. Probably would try to get you more jealous to see what you would do. Of course he wouldn't go over board it and if you bring up that you actually hates when he does that, he won't ever do it again.

Timothy Upham: Gets lowkey scared, hates to see you and others upset but he has to priorities your emotions. So, he slips away from the persons touch and half runs to you apologizing even though it's not really his fault.

Adrian Caparzo: tells the person right away that he's taken and that his partner (you, obviously) doesn't appreciate someone touching what's theirs. He teases you about it but he also tells you that he finds your jealousy kinda sexy.

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Okay can you make a Head Cannon and the scenario is after the most grueling weeks of basic training stationed in England just right before they shipped out to France but the Ol' Miller's Squad and they need a little bit of R&R because they are so exhausted so they found this quaint local Pub and they encountered very pretty but very lonely ladies can you make a scenario of each of the squad members attribute it to their personalities how would they react to each girl asking them to dance to flirt or whatever which character can you do that thank you.

yes of course, sorry for late replay 🫶

Miller's squad: their reaction to a girl flirting and asking to dance with them

! she/her pronouns !

John Miller: he's a bit "eh.. do I have too?", he doesn't say it out loud of course but you can tell from his face expression and body language. After some small begging and encouragement from the group in the back (who keeps giving him thumps up and kissing faces) he agrees to it. He hates to admit it but he enjoys it a lot.. especially the flirting.

Mike Horvath: has to think for a couple minuets and looks over at Miller for "permission" and Millers like "wtf yes go dance with her?" and so he does. Probably ends up hooking up a bit in a corner.

Daniel Jackson: he's a southern gentleman obviously. A secretly kinky southern gentleman. He won't admitted though. When the lady askes him to dance he says "yes m'am", it's you know a little flirtatious but the more he gets into it and the more she flirts the more risky he feels. Whispers stuff in her ear " wanna take this some where private" etc. slowly kissing her neck and under her jaw. You can probably guess what happens next.

Richard Reiben: No lady has to ask him, he will just agree to it in a second, especially if she's a gorgeous girl. Makes out on the dance floor and flirts back even more (and riskier) than her, they end up leaving the dance floor to lock themselves in the bathroom stalls to... you know... but anyways both of them nearly got kicked out of the pub for being to sexual, loud and drunk and everything between that.

Irwin Wade: again, he's also a bit squeamish but gains confidence when he thinks "what would Reiben do?". He tries to be all dominant but he's a little bit to nervous so she ends up taking the lead on the dance floor. But on the other hand, he's actually quite good at flirting, more romantically than sexually though.

Stanley Mellish: confidence is key. He likes it, he also has no filter so the minute she walks up to flirting and asking him to dance he will straight up ask if she wants to sleep with him and that she "arouses" him. Of course he'll ask in a more subbtle way and not in a Reiben "hey wanna fuck" way.

Timothy Upham: deadass has no rizz game. He'll go all giggly when a single lady starts flirting with him especially when she wants to dance. He's not that good at dancing nor flirting but he tries his best and gains a bit of an ego. during a dance break he'll buy her a drink and most likely ask for her number.

Adrian Caparzo: finds it cute. He'll agree to dance and he will subtlety flirt but won't ask to sleep with them because that's not what his parents taught him to be like but of course he'll agree to do it if she asks or hints at it.

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we have headcanons abt the first time goin at it after coming back from the war, but how about the LAST time before they left??

Oh I never thought about that🤭

Miller’s squad: doing it the last time before they got drafted

Gender neutral as always

⚠️NSFW⚠️

John Miller:

Tbh he doesn’t have that high of a sex drive💀

But it’s still… you know.. A need(?)

idk lol but if he’s gonna be away for a while

…Or forever (rip 😔)

He might as well make ~love~ with you for the last time

And oh boy

He didn’t think it was gonna be this hard being away from you

Mike Horvath:

Y’all are at it for a good couple of hours

In the beginning it was mostly foreplay and fooling around

In the middle of it was MAGICAL and very yeehaw let’s go cowgirl (*wink* wink*)

But in the end it was very emotional

Because again, you two didn’t know if it was going to be the last time in a while or forever (rip x2😔)

Daniel Jackson:

Emotional through out the whole time

Not like sobbing and crying about how much you’re gonna miss fucking each other

More like intimate, close body contact, body loving- fucking

With some spicy to it ofc because it’s Jackson

But seriously though

It’s very sweet and intimate

He’ll kiss all over you while telling you how much he’s gonna miss you as a whole person

Your wonderful mind and body both

And he’ll praise the lord and the whole spirits through the whole thing for giving him the most spectacular last time (rip x3😔) before getting drafted

Richard Reiben:

The opposite of Jackson lol

…Kinda

Well, he’s definitely more of a beast than Jackson

And that’s the way of him showing how much he’ll miss you

He won’t talk that much, maybe cuss from time to time because if he did he would start sobbing

He’s rough because his mind is full of soooo many thoughts at once and he has to concern at something else (you obvi) to as I mentioned not start sobbing his eyes out

At the end he’ll hold you close to him and kiss your neck over and over again, telling you how much he loves you and he is gonna miss you

(Thank the odds that he didn’t die)

Irwin Wade:

Mostly it’s missionary

He wants you close like if it was the last time he’ll ever hold you

He wants to look at your face like if it was the last time (rip x4😔)

It’s not much talking

And if it was, it would be whispering

Some tears would shed of course but nothing “dramatic”

Overall it’s wholesome, just like him🤭

Stanley Mellish:

He’s nasty

In a good way

Wants to do every position possible

It’s wholesome in a way

Idk in what way ‘cause he’s really going at it but whatever

It’s dirty, sweat dripping from both of you

Tbh, he wants to do it at every place he can think of

“I’m gonna fuck you as if I was suppose to die tomorrow“ (rip x5😔)

Timothy Upham:

Cries��� (no it’s not full blown having a break down with snot running down his face)

But so do you

It’s just that he’s not gonna see you for a long while

And he’s afraid that it’s gonna be the last (not rip👍)

You’re probably on top

He’s a bit emotional to do all the work

But so are you

So it ends up in a spooning position

With him hugging you from behind and just thrusting slowly

Adrian Caparzo:

Nasty mf 2.0

Also wants to do it everywhere that he can think of

And the position

Be prepared for a long time

Even though he’s kinda rough it’s still romantic

Dirty talks in a sweet- romantic way if that makes sense

Thrusts like there’s no tomorrow (rip x6😔)

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Hey bestie, can I request how you would spend new years eve with the boys avoiding the fireworks cause you know, don’t want to cause any PTSD episodes 💀

Of course you can request bestie🫶

Super sorry this was late the internet where I’m at is absolute shit😭 (also sorry that Caparzos was short I just couldn’t come up with anything fun)

Miller’s squad: spending new year’s eve together avoiding the fireworks

John Miller: he hides it mentally very good. physically though, not so much. You can sense his hand shaking, his neck and shoulders stiffing, his clenched jaw and his eyes starring down at the floor. But as the great partner that you are, you know exactly what to do. Rubbing his hand, hugging him and telling him that it’s over and he’s at home with you etc.

Mike Horvath: switches his hands from his ears to his face, face scrunched up, slightly rocking back and forth while whisper- cursing to himself. It’s not that much you can do to make it go away, so you turn up the volume on the TV to drain out the noises while holding him close, covering his ears for him.

Daniel Jackson: all he can think about was all the PTSD he endured. You know that. You also know that it’s not much you can do about it. Both of you try do distract yourselves by going down the basement and having a movie marathon with lots of snacks, pillows, blankets etc. oh, you can’t forget to be there for Jackson while he has his litte “me time” meaning praying and thanking god. You may join him if you want or believe as him or just sit by him, rubbing his back, kissing his shoulder and telling him how much it means to you and others that he’s alive and (mostly) well.

Richard Reiben: he’s full of rage. Well, not really. It’s just that mentally and emotionally reliving those memories scares him to death. Imagining all those bullets piercing through his comrades and friends. Horrifying. You spend new year’s eve in bed, him hugging you torso with his head buried in your chest while both of you are under the covers trying to cancel out the noises more. You’re holding his head , softly stroking and kissing it. You both are silent until it’s all over.

Irwin Wade: you’re blasting music loudly, almost as if y’all can’t hear each other, and playing different types of games, baking, dancing etc just to drain out the time in the best way possible. Dancing and playing charades with him is one of your new new year’s traditions and it’s great. Sure, the PTSD can be to powerful overbearing (damn you fireworks) and that’s fine, you’ll just cuddle closely with him in bed.

Stanley Mellish: like Wade, blasting music almost until your eardrums erupts. Mostly y’all are just trying to over power the fireworks noises by singing karaoke as loud as you can. One time you actually over powered the firework noises so loud that the neighbors complained that they couldn’t hear the fireworks and thank everyone for that.

Timothy Upham: You can’t read together like you normally do. Well…. You can but it wouldn’t be so efficient. He still wants to enjoy the beautiful fireworks so you come up with the brilliant idea of giving him noise canceling headphones. So you two spend the last time of the year looking at the fireworks while enjoying some drinks and snacks.

Adrian Caparzo: movie marathon at max volume, but with open blinds/curtains so you can still enjoy the fireworks in some way.

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How would the guys react to you telling them you want a baby?

Miller’s squad: how they would react to you wanting a baby

This one’s a little short and wonky but I’m gonna blame that on my lack of sleep.. and that it’s currently 2:30 am🥰.

John Miller: he’s exited, he has always wanted a kid so he’s really happy that you asked him.

Mike Horvath: his eyes started glimmering with happiness.

Daniel Jackson: he’s like “oh thank god I thought you would never ask”, jokes aside, he’s happy and relived that you also want one (or more idk).

Richard Reiben: He thought you were joking at first so he laughed it off but when he saw that you were serious he was like “oh shit😨”… but of course not in a bad way he just didn’t expect that question out of nowhere, he’s still on it though and will always be there and support you through the whole thing.

Irwin Wade: he’s happy and a teeny tiny bit terrified (he has heard all the labour noises when walking past that section in the hospital). But mostly he’s happy that you want one and he’ll gladly agree to it.

Stanley Mellish: I don’t think he wants one right now tbh.. but he doesn’t reject the idea, he just has to process the idea of being a parent. Ask him again in a couple of months.

Timothy Upham: It’s debatable. He likes the idea of having kids with you but on the other hand he doesn’t think he’ll be a great father, you don’t agree on that part though.

Adrian Caparzo: super duper mega happy. Loves kids, definitely supports you on that decision.

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Tasting Miller Squad can you describe when you kiss them inevitably their tongues are going to be in contact into yours can you describe what flavor they are I Don't mind NSFW the smutier the better I'm lusting over Jackson right now and Barry thank you 😘

I tried to be creative and not just put cigarettes or cigars lol 😅

Miller's squad: how their kisses taste

slight nsfw? not really but it is something

John Miller: I feel like he would taste like coffee, sometimes it tastes like an espresso or an americano or it could taste like warm bitter black coffee depending on whatever. However, some kisses taste better than others.

Mike Horvath: Some type of alcohol, maybe a bit of whisky, the fancy type. it has a special after taste to it that I can't really describe and no not in a bad way.

Daniel Jackson: salted caramel, it's sweet with a tiny sting of bitterness to it. The sweetness comes from how gently he hold you but the rougher and into it he gets the more saltier it tastes (and I mean that in a good way 'cause I personally like salt lol).

Richard Reiben: I don't know what but something more bitter, probably like warm, dark, melted chocolate. The warmness from his mouth, the melted part from the spit, and the dark chocolate from all the cigars he smokes probably doesn't taste like chocolate but we can pretend).

Irwin Wade: like berries and summer rain. He puts a lot of effort in his kisses, almost like he's afraid of losing you. He seems so sad all the time so that's probably where you can feel the taste of the summer rain but since he just adores you so much you can taste the feeling of eating strawberries on a lukewarm summer evening with no bother in the world.

Stanley Mellish: His kisses taste like mint, probably from all the gum he chews but he also just has that minty vibe to it. Cool and fresh.

Timothy Upham: newly picked coconuts. It's sweet but not TOO sweet, you know? But also depends on the season and where you decide to pick it. So sweet and innocent in a way but not to sweet that makes you want to throw up.

Adrian Caparzo I was going to but coffee for him also but I think black tea suits him more. It's not as sweet as other teas and it has a bitter kick to it and I think that suits him. (Yes I know i'm so creative).

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Idk if this is too far, but I am SO curious. How would the squad respond to you asking to peg them? I am ASHAMED 😳

Nah nah nah you’re good i just had to think if I was gonna be realistic or delusional 🤔 also I giggled for like a solid 5 minutes at the title of this lol.

Miller’s squad: their response to being asked to get pegged

⚠️ NSFW⚠️

John Miller: I think he would agree BUT only once in a blue moon, I just think he finds it a bit awkward.

Mike horvath: he’s a whore. Jk, but I actually think he would agree because Reiben (obviously) probably always talks about how Mikey boy likes it up the bootyhole. (I can’t believe I just wrote that).

Daniel Jackson: I HATE to break my own heart but I think he wouldn’t like it, he just finds it.. kinda scary and like “you want to fuck me with a fake dick in the ass?” In his wonderful southern accent. But on the other hand, I can lowkey see he him agreeing to it one time. But only one time.

Richard Reiben: either secretly wants it or will be absolutely offended. The first it kinda hurts his ego and he can’t look people in the eyes if y’all are going somewhere after, but the more you two do it, the more he begs for it. He’s so babygirl fr.

Irwin Wade: yeah I think he wouldn’t mind it, maybe he’s a bit “ehh.. suuure why not?”. He’s a doctor so he obviously knows about the human body and he probably knows that the male g-spot is like in the rectum and yeah he would most likely try it out if the theory is correct. Which it is.

Stanley Mellish: you don’t have to ask, he was the one to suggest it. Like Reiben, begs for it.

Timothy Upham: I don’t know. Either he’s to embraced to try it or he just hesitates for a while. He probably agrees to it in the end like “this is probably good for me” or something in that way.

Adrian Caparzo: nope. His ego is to fragile. Toxic masculinity at it finest. He hasn’t anything against it if other people likes it, it’s just if it involves him and his butt.

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Hiya! Something with the spr boys about them and you explaining to your kids why their daddy has nightmares? Thxxxx

Hii bestie sorry for late response 🥲 🫶

Miller's squad: you two explaining to your kid(s) why their father has nightmares

John Miller: He personally just want to avoid the topic but you had to convince him to explain to your kids why he sometimes jumps up and screams in the middle of the night. You're of course there for support, holding his hand and rubbing his palm, while he tries his best to explain... not in too much detail though.

Mike Horvath: Has an easier time explaining than Miller but he sometimes gets to into it (like a PTSD therapy session) and almost says some brutal things he has seen, you pinch him every time that happens. Perhaps when your kids are old enough to handle more intense details he'll tell them then.

Daniel Jackson: It started when your kid asks who "Parker" is and why daddy is yelling at him to get down. Jackson's heart almost drops to his stomach thinking about that. So when your kid asks you, you take them aside (with Jackson standing nere the doorway, half-hiding) and try to explain that "daddy had some hard times over seas and has nightmares about them, perhaps you'll know more when you're older".

Richard Reiben: your kid was standing at the doorway starring at his parents asking "why is daddy breathing so hard and crying?". Reiben asks them to come up to bed while he wipes his tears. Before he explains he looks up at the ceiling trying not to cry again while letting out a "god i'm pathetic" chuckle while you rubb his back, having your head on his shoulder to show that it's "okay" and "better telling them sooner than later".

Irwin Wade: he was changing shirts while you were reading a book in bed when your kids walked in to your room starring at Wade before whispering and nudging each other to ask him "why does daddy barely sleep" and "why does daddy have scars on his body" Wade nor you didn't get what they wanted at first before both of you look at his stomach/abdomen and go "oooh". When your kids finally gets the courage to ask, Wade sits them on the bed beside you and explains why he has those scars and that his friends saved his life. Explaining the whole nightmare thing is a bit harder though considering they probably don't know what PTSD is.

Stanley Mellish: He was taking a bath with your kid while you were you were applying a face mask by the sink and suddenly they ask why daddy has a necklace with his name on it, so Mellish dangles it in front of their face making them laugh and tries his best to explain in a kid friendly way why he has them and what he used to do over seas. But when they suddenly ask "why does daddy always cry at night" both of you go silent before you tell him "as daddy said, the things daddy saw abroad weren't so positive".

Timothy Upham: They weren't suppose to hear their daddy degrade themselves by calling himself a "coward" at 3 am in the kitchen. But they did. You didn't want either of them to be left alone so you bring your kids to the dinner table so you all sit together, You try your best to explain what he saw and did (not in so much detail) in France, Upham didn't say much, he was to distracted trying not to relive the moments.

Adrian Caparzo: he was outside on the porch smoking after having a nightmare while you stood inside watching him trying to calm down when you felt a tap on your hand. It was your kid, awoken from all the heavy breathing and silent yelling. They ask if you had a fight and you say "no honey, daddy just has these nightmares sometimes". Caparzo saw you two talking so he put out his cigarette and walks in joining the conversation but leaves out the more brutal bits.

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After the war when they have children which Squad member has more Boys or Girls because you know the guy determines the gender of the Child

This was a bit short because I didn't have much to wright lol.

Miller's sqaud: which gender and amount of children they have the most

! female and male gender mention !

John Miller: has mostly girls, around three girls but his youngest child is a boy.

Mike Horvath: Two twin boys.

Daniel Jackson: A LOT OF KIDS. so it's kind of hard to determinate exactly how many and what gender they all are but approximately five boys and three girls.

Richard Reiben: your kids have like a eight year age gap because you two decided that it would be to much to care for plural infants at the same time. Anyways, a older son and a younger daughter.

Irwin Wade: one son and no more after that.

Stanley Mellish: four sons.

Timothy Upham a set of twins, a boy and a girl.

Adrian Caparzo: one daughter that he loves with his entire soul.

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Heyyy could you write about how the spr boys would hug? Thx

Miller's squad: how they hug

John Miller: depending on the situation, if it was around others it would be a quick embrace but if he and the other person was alone (s/o or not) it would be a longer embrace. His hugs gets more comfortable if he gets more comfortable.. if that makes any sense.

Mike Horvath: bear hugs, tbh, he loves hugs... if it's from the right person of course, like, he wouldn't hug his men" (*cough Reiben *cough*) like he hugs his family or his s/o.

Daniel Jackson: believe it or not but he has a hate-love feeling towards hugs, it all depends on his mood. Sometimes it's a long warm embrace that you wouldn't ever want to get away from or it's a quick "I hope I never see you again". But either way both are really comfortable because he just seems that way.

Richard Reiben: It reminds me of fire, it's warm and cozy but at the same time stinging and deadly. If he wanted to he could probably crush to person he's holding in his arms but he wouldn't dare too. He's too much of a softie.

Irwin Wade: They feel a bit sad, like he has never hugged anyone in a while. That doesn't mean his hugs are bad, they're actually really lovely. He puts in everything in single hug making it feel like that wholesome hug would last forever.

Stanley Mellish: he hugs people from the back, half heimlich maneuver if he's in a silly goofy mood but otherwise he rest his head on the other persons while swinging gently side to side. It's sweet I promise.

Timothy Upham: he doesn't know how he should hug, under the arms? that side hug? whatever. But when he learns how the person he's huggling likes to be hugs he's actually really great at hugging them.

Adrian Caparzo: "ayo where my hug at?"... just kidding. He hugs a person by bringing them close to him (ofc it's a hug?). They feels familiar, like family or a lover... depending on the person he's hugging.

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Masterlist II

masterlist I

Started: 08/01/23

Last updated: 03/02/23

Total works: 10 (actually 8 if you count the blurbs)

Their prefrences

How they hug

Wich gender and amount of children they have the most

How their kisses taste

How Jacksons smells like

Reactions/Imagines

Explaining to your kid(s) why their father has nightmares

Their reaction to a girl flirting and asking to dance with them

Their reaction to you who is a singer comes over seas to entertain in front of the troops

Their reaction to having no condoms left (NSFW)

Their reaction to being asked to get pegged (NSFW)

Their reaction to you getting jealous

Headcanons

Miller and his wife headcanons

How they get and what they do when they're jealous

Blurbs

Analyzes on who would win in a fist fight between Jackson and Reiben

Wade is very touch starved +mommy issues (#notclickbait #real)

Reiben and Horvath having a bromance moment

Reiben blurb

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our boys reactions to when they wanna smash but theres no condoms left??? 😩

My dumbass forgot that condoms existed in the '40s so I was like "wait a minute? 🤔" lol

Miller's squad: they notice that there's no condoms left

⚠ NSFW ⚠ no pronouce or mention of gender

John Miller: honestly if there are none he'll either post pone the sex or make a quick trip to the store. Kinda boring but it is what it is, I can't see him freaking out over it unless he was a teen doing the deed for the first time lol.

Mike Horvath: silently swears. The whole condom thinking would lowkey turn him off so for the time being (when he gets the energy to go to the store heh) you two are gonna have to settle for cuddling, which is nice also in its own way.

Daniel Jackson: won't admit it if you bring it up yourself but he's probably into breeding (don't come for me for that💀) and the whole thinking of that turns him on even more so maaaybe he'll try to hint it but if you don't want to do it with out protection he won't pressure you. OR he'll just settle to ONLY pleasuring you if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*.

Richard Reiben: to turn the mood around from the moody atmosphere of having no condoms he'll ask you to try mutual masturbation, it's not fully sex but it's something at least. Or, again, he's definitely into breeding (again, don't come for me pls🤭). But he's not like Jackson aka discreet with what he thinks and wants so he'll just ask you if you'd want to try. Of course he won't pressure you if you don't want.

Irwin Wade: doesn't make that big of a deal of it, if they're out then they're out. Of course it's a bit of a turn off but he doesn't want to "ruin" the moment so he just goes down on you to distract you or if you're asking why he's rough (in a good way) he'll shut you up by kissing you. If you're asleep after or in the shower he'll sprint to the nearest store that has them.

Stanley Mellish: tries to make a joke like "oh no, the rubbers gone missing" to uplift the mood but if that doesn't work you two would just have to either just watch a movie and cuddle or try positions where condoms aren't as required like 69 or something.

Timothy Upham: his mind goes blank and his face starts going red, tbh, he's a bit afraid to tell you that they're out 'cause he thinks you'll get mad at him, which you hopefully won't. Anyways. You come up with the brilliant idea of doing stuff (like I said before) that doesn't require condoms and that idea makes him shy but it also turns him on. So, he agrees to it.

Adrian Caparzo: let's out a sigh, he's was being all romantic but in the end it turns out the condoms are out. Like Miller he'll probably post pone it for an hour and takes you out for a little walk and picks up a couple of packs on the way home. Plot twist though, you two couldn't wait so you go to the nearest empty restroom and do it there (with condoms of course).

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Hi, can you write some preferences for the spr boys with a reader who is like a singer that was sent over to entertain the troops? Thank you!!!

of course bestie 🫶

Miller's squad: their reaction to you who is a singer comes over seas to entertain the troops

John Miller: he didn't know and was quite surprised when he saw you on that stage. He hasn't told anyone besides Horvath about you so he's a bit jealous when other soldiers talk about you in a not so appropriate way. When your performance is done he takes you to a private area to chat about life and how you've been while he has been gone etc.

Mike Horvath: He's proud and quite shocked to see you here but he gets it. It's your job. But than again, is also jealous when others talk about you so he talks loudly how proud he is that you're his partner.

Daniel Jackson: He's a confident guy so he isn't jealous when others talk about you because he knows you're already his. He must admit though, all the talk about you goes to his ego and not necessarily in a bad way, mostly that he's proud of himself because he pulled you or you pulled him out of all the people available.

Richard Reiben: it's obvious that your his and that you're not available to others. He follows you everywhere when you're not performing and when you do he's guarding the stage while giving every soldier a death stare if they dare to talk promiscuously about you. Also mostly all the love songs that you're performing (that you've wrote) are hinted about him.

Irwin Wade: he wasn't paying attention to anything besides his martini in his hand until someone shouted out that you were the next one to perform and that made him almost spit his drink out onto Jackson. He rushes to the front so you both see him (to know he's there) and to get the best view etc.

Stanley Mellish: the same as Reiben, most of your songs in general are hinted to be about him and he proudly tells everyone listing. He shows the most reaction when you're performing and after like clapping loudly, whistling and yelling "that's my beautiful, gorgeous, talented partner!!".

Timothy Upham: when he sees you on stage he's like "woah.." literally enchanted. He's very insecure (and jealous) that others like you more than a performer, and he knows that would happen when you're a singer but than again, he's insecure that you'll leave him for someone better so you have to ensue him (on stage) by telling everyone and pointing at him that you're his partner.

Adrian Caparzo: Not jealous and that you're a good looking performance boosts his ego so he doesn't worry that someone would steal you from him. Like Mellish, cheers the loudest for you to get every one to understand that.

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Hi can I get some headcanons for the Spr squad on how they take care of the reader when they’re on their period? Currently suffering rn with mine, thanks.

of course bestie and I hope you're okay 🫶

!gender neutral pronouns!

also sorry if this is off, my brain is currently not braining lol

Miller's squad: how they take care of you on your period

John Miller: knows what to do, has had previous partners with menstrual cycles so basically offer you some nice food, drinks, massages or just plain comfort.

Mike Horvath: same as Miller, has had previous partners. But I feel like he may not be as so "physical contact-y" as Miller but he's good at the psychological support at least...😅

Daniel Jackson: has a bunch of relatives that has to deal with the same things so he kinda gets the hang of it. like, you know, chocolate, warm baths and emotional support.. If you have cramps (literally anywhere) he'll massage you there and he'll try to be the best boyfriend he possibly can.

Richard Reiben: poor guy feels like it's on life or death, more for him than for you though lol. Keeps his distance to avoid making you upset for some reason but if you REALLY need him for something he'll be there in a heartbeat doing whatever to please you.

Irwin Wade: best boyfriend award goes to him. He feeds you chocolate, ice cream or whatever you like, he baths warm baths WITH you while giving you massages and he prepares everything for you after your done with the bath etc. Basically he treats you like royalty, not that he didn't do that before though.

Stanley Mellish: A mix of Wade and Reiben weirdly enough, he will do the "basics" like giving you chocolate and one of those warm things to ease up cramps but I think he's a bit to awkward to go any further for now, he maybe does more for you if you ask.

Timothy Upham: definitely has read a book about the menstrual cycle. Not that it was that helpful for your needs specifically since everyone is different. But he does try to do the basics, he's probably better at being the emotional support.

Adrian Caparzo: Your routine while being on your period is like engraved in his brain, it's like: fix food, give massage, be supportive, more massage, more food, maybe bath?, let you be on your own and so on and so on etc.

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I was wondering how the squad flirts and shows interest in their crush? I can see Reiben going all out for someone he likes

Miller squad: how they show interest/flirts with their crush

Look at me writing for Miller and Horvath 🤭

John Miller: I think he becomes very protective of you, like not wanting them to take the most dangerous quest/way in a mission (kinda like he did with Horvath). He also definitely also help you with things more than the others in the squad, also praises you a lot like "You did so well" or "I'm so proud of you" etc.

Mike Horvath: Like Miller he becomes very protective, if anyone (*cough* Reiben *cough*) starts messing with you in some way he'll come running and punching. I think when he flirts he does it either out loud or quietly. No in between.

Daniel Jackson: Tbh everyone is protective but you know Jackson is kinda on a whole other level, probably would sacrifice himself for you. Anyways, He shows his interest in a sneaky kind of way. For example if you were stuck up on a high brick fence and can't come down, he would be like "need any help?" and when you say yes he'll casually grab you by the waist, put you down and whisper in your ear "your welcome, darling" nonchalanly and walk away like nothing happend but inside he would most likely panic tf out.

Richard Reiben: I agree with you, he DEFINITELY goes all out. Flirts with you every two seconds (it's almost annoying), cares deeply about his crush but he's probably afraid to show it because of getting redjected in somw way (idk). He also definitely touches you a lot (in a conceding way ofc) like picking you up and throwing you over his shoulder, pulling you onto his lap or having an arm or hand on you etc. Also, if someone else flirts or shows interest in you he would become a little bitter and kind of mean and overly sarcastic toward you for a couple of hours which makes you wonder why.

Irwin Wade: This sweetheart would most often be a bit shy around you, especially if you two aren't the only ones around but if you were he perhaps would gain a bit of confidence and flirt just a teeny tiny bit, even scoots a bit closer to you if you people are sitting down. Tries to touch your hand in a discreet way that doesn't make it obvious that you make him melt when you're around.

Stanley Mellish: I think he's a lot like Reiben, but maybeee a bit less intense as him but he's not discreet about it though and would a 100% tell you that you turn him on or some shit like that. Maybe not as "touchy" as Reiben but definitely likes to have you close or at least two meters away from him, because he's also scared to lose you.

Timothy Upham: Probably wouldn't flirt but would compliment you when he's got the chance. He follows you around like a curious puppy, always asking things either about the mission or about you. Perhaps once in a blue moon he'll try to flirt, it won't be in a sexy way though, most likely to stumble on his own words and trips on god knows what. It's cute though.

Adrian Caparzo: A mix of Horvath and Reiben but also a bit of Mellish. flirts with you all the time, very protective, touchy hands (in a conceding way again ofc) and compliments.

This meme is giving Reiben...

Anyways I hope you enjoyed my horrible imagination and spelling errors xx have a great day/night 🫶