#corgi Desmond

[wxiao0]

Guys!! I just finished watching Captain Laserhawk and the plot never stops flowing into my head! Eeekk

Summary: Desmond yeeted or yote? Whatever into the Captain Laserhawk universe after he died to save the world (thank Ubi). In the corgi hybrid from because why not? Even in the show they have assassin bullfrog (he is the precious thing don’t you dare) why can’t we? And yeah Desmond he can change back to human from because the Isu bullshit brought with him, But there is a limited time.

The first thing when he touch The Eyes it was pain It was like it was burning from both outside and inside.

And after that it was darkness, he didn’t know how much time had passed. He can thought but he can’t feel. It’s cold or hot, it’s hard or soft ,he in the narrow coffin or floating in endless space.

Ha can’t feel anything.

But recently he feel like he was pulled into the blackhole. It was extremely fucking painful, as if his body had turned into spaghetti.

And the loud ‘THUD’ makes his body remember the pain again. He jumped up, the back that hit the ground still felt a slight pain. He tried to reach out to scratch his back but failed.

What?

He try to reach out and failed.

AGAIN

What?!?!

When Desmond looking down at his own hands, he saw.

A paw!?, no not paw but paws!

What the shit!!!!

Desmond tried to collect himself. Ok, breathe in breath out, in and out, in and out. Alright, he look around him look like he’s in an alley somewhere, It's all wet. And there was a smell of garbage everywhere. Well, he's sitting on a garbage bag that’s why.

He climbed out, nearly slipping because of a nearby puddle of sewage. He looked down examining his shirt, It was the same as the shirt he wore that day. His right arm, uh, or front leg? Covered with completely black fur. Meanwhile, his entire body was covered in orange and white fur.

Desmond felt his left ear twitch as he heard a man yelling from outside the alley he was in. He peeked out from the corner and saw two men, one with white hair, leaning against the wall before rushing to pick up the other man who didn't look too good. His right eye was replaced by a machine. The left arm was replaced with a mechanical arm.

That guy looked like something out of a sci-fi movie where the main character was a cyborg. Yeah…definitely. His ears perked up when white hair guy carry cyborg man is going to pass him by. He hurriedly hid himself with his instinct behind a large garbage bag.

He activated his eagle vision and saw the two people passing by. Surprisingly, he saw that the two men were faintly golden, almost invisible. It was as if they were important to Desmond in some way.

He blinked, his eyes turning brown again. Desmond rubbed a paw over his face before groaning lowly.

Ugh

Welp, life never gonna be easy to Desmond Miles.

[dragattin-artchive]

Dogmond miles lol

[teecupangel]

So it's similar to the Immortal Pigeon AU but make it Desmond as a Belgian Malinois and he is an immortal attack dog like he can do moves in that scene in John Wick 3 if you seen the movie

Oh, nonny. I always assumed that the dog in The Falls comics was a German Shepherd but seeing a picture of a Belgian Malinois now:

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It could also be a Belgian Malinois:

And now… my brain is stuck with the idea of the actual real mentor the entire time had been a Belgian Malinois turned Desmond and he had been guiding everyone as a dog.

And everyone he deems as his ‘master’ (although, in reality, he is technically the master) knows they’ve fucked up when Desmond just goes to the nearest muddy ground or tips an entire ink bottle and starts walking around, drawing a dick on the ground.

Some like Altaïr don’t even realize that Desmond had drawn a dick and just know it as Desmond’s universal sign of ‘I’m angry at you’.

I can't stop laughing because all I can think of is the Dog Ending from Silent Hill 2 and Desmond making the Templars' life miserable the entire time that when they finally corner him, all they could do is...

[themuse-if]

What kind of pets would the ros like to have in the future?

Roxanne/Robbie: A dog (preferably a Husky) -They would really prefer a wolf but Huskies are cool too 🤷‍♀️🐺

Joleen/Johnny: A dog (preferably an Australian Shepard) -They like to hike and be outdoors so they would be the perfect companion 🏞

Delphine/Desmond: A turtle -They're cute especially when they eat really slow. They can't wait to feed them flowers, leaves and berries 🐢🍓🌺

Rina/Ren: A tarantula -Some people think they're creepy, some say they're cute. Why can't they be both 🕷

Everly/Everett: A dog (preferably a Corgi) -They're just too cute, who doesn't love corgis?

Karla: A cat (preferably a Ragdoll) -They're just so pretty and soft.😸

Faye: A chinchilla -They have the softest fur and the cutest ears.

Sebastien: A cat (preferably a Siberian) -Honestly just likes that they look like little lions.🦁

Maxine: A hedgehog -They're just too cute and so small🦔

Silas: A dog (preferably a Border Collie) -They like to go on runs and collies are also active 🐇

[sir-yeehaw-paws]

ALL HAIL DESMOND THE CORGI (Though it made Shaun cry, aww)

Gangster group therapy with the prime ministers wife went well I see.

We are the RULERS OF THE WOR- London. We rule London.

AWW CLARA HUG!

With the finale on its way, I'm doing my side contents. I considered leaving more of Dreadful Crimes for after the story BUT they're too fun.

Besides, I have the Ripper DLC after anyway.

POV: Hallucinogenic Darts are the best.

"Maybe I could've been more discrete, but.."

That was an interesting, quick little thing Jacob said to himself whilst stealing the Gladstone's invites.

Also I don't know why, but this poster cracked me up.

[thatcrazycrowgirl]

I like to headcanon that JTR!Jacob has a pet corgi. Either adopted/bought one OR (if Desmond had puppies) was given a puppy, as a gift from Mrs Disraeli and raised it.

(Gets a little angsty)

The only reason we didn't see it in DLC is because Jacob sent them away to keep em safe cause, well Jack. And in the aftermath was brought back and soon became his emotional support dog 😊

Yes! Honestly, I've always loved the idea of Desmond eventually growing on Jacob and Jacob receiving a puppy from Desmond's litter - it's such a cute idea! ^_^ The idea of Jacob's corgi providing emotional support after the Autumn of Terror is also a lovely thought; I think Jacob would really appreciate having a pet around to bring some happiness back into his life. :)

[mistjosefvandanger]

Got bored so I drew a Corgi Desmond and forgot about it for week oop-

[rubbarband]

Desmond raised his head after following the corgi to find Miriam herself, well at least she wasn't in trouble of something, it's fortunate she wasn't injured of dead.

"Still waking? but you sent a person to wake me up and everything, also it's noon?" Desmond tilted his head in confusing, a raised brow at her conjecture raised as well. "Well farm boy and all so I'm early to rise all the time, and my biological clock told me it was Sunday- usually I get up to jog with my friends when I'm back home..." Desmond thought about that, oh yeah he'd missed a couple and that saddened him, with newfound willpower he shrugged it off.

"Don't worry about it, Did I disturb you? Going on a Date maybe? Then I should get outta your hair." Des was about to step aside.

With Miriam, the woman had just departed from the flower shop in the village. She got a fresh bundle of roses. She was making her way back to the Inn, hoping to catch Desmond just waking up. Hachi’s barking caught her attention, and it wouldn’t be long till she saw Desmond not far behind.

“Desmond? I expected you to be waking up,” Miriam spoke, feeling embarrassed slightly. She saw Hachi stand on his hind legs and lean his front paws on her leg. She smiled and petted the korgi. “My apologies for making you wait.”

[sanity-jester]

You must take one

[servalans-flowers]

Remembering to be kind to friends in trying times

[chamiryokuroi]

Family can be a bartender internationally wanted criminal dad, his mad scientist isu brain sharing son, and their stupidly named dog.

Yes Desmond, the corgi, was a gift from Shaun. Desmond, the human, wanted to change his name, Elijah refused.

Finally managed to finish something! (Kind of…)

[asscrackcreed]

No one:

My brain: "With Des the Dog and Des the Human, the fun will never end, it's Adventure Time!"

Des states at Doggy!Des “…Speak.”

Doggy!Des “:P”

“That’s what I thought bitch.”

[teecupangel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9vgk6lhbxRA?si=P0VDhXkCFfXuS87U

It would be funny if Desmond's the cat while his ancestors are the puppies

Retirement was a foreign word that would have never left any Assassins’ lips.

Yet, here they were, retired and living the peaceful life Desmond never had.

No. He did have a peaceful life.

It just so happened that Abstergo took him away from that life and plunged him deep in the middle of a shadow war he had never wanted to be part of.

But it was all water under the bridge.

Sure, he could send the rest of his years cursing every single Templar and wishing they would all die but he was pass that.

He had reached… zen…

Or the cat equivalent of ‘zen’ anyway.

He had done his part and had died for the sake of the world.

Now he had joined Shaun and Rebecca in their retirement, letting the ‘youngkins’ continue the fight.

Shaun and Rebecca seemed to have complete trust in the new mentor, some dude named Elijah, so Desmond would trust them and just…

… laze around and get enough sun for his afternoon nap.

The two had driven out of their home early this morning, leaving Desmond food (canned sardines, Desmond wasn’t going to eat that damn cat food) and water for him to eat and drink while they were gone.

His memories of the time he was a kitten were quite vague, flashes and muffled voices. All he knew that he was a ‘retirement gift’ given to Shaun and Rebecca by the mentor.

He would assume that the mentor knew who he truly was but Shaun and Rebecca were the ones to call him ‘Desmond’.

They joked about how they wouldn’t name a corgi ‘Desmond’ even if they were held at gunpoint but Desmond has no idea why that was a joke.

It didn’t matter.

Nothing mattered.

Being a cat meant behaving like a cat and that includes having this… desire to just laze around until it was time to eat.

Were all cats like him?

Probably not.

Desmond supposed he was just a lazy cat.

He deserves to be lazy.

This was his retirement.

He heard the car being parked but didn’t bother to get up.

There was the telltale sound of the keys hitting each other as they unlock the door.

And Desmond’s fur rose.

He smelled them.

They were ‘new’.

Unfamiliar.

‘Strangers’.

But at the same time…

Something inside Desmond knew who they were.

They came barreling inside, ignoring Shaun’s shout of ‘heel!’ or maybe it was ‘hey!’, Desmond didn’t really catch it because of the chorus of…

“Desmond!”

“Desmond!”

“Desmond!”

“Desmond!”

Desmond has no idea what has happened.

Before he could even react, they had descended upon him, slobbering his face with furious licks and little nips of his ear.

It didn’t hurt.

But his face was drenched.

In a sea of yipping puppies calling his name and furiously wagging tails, Desmond managed to stare at Shaun and Rebecca (who was holding her phone and most definitely recording the entire thing).

He let out a small meow and immediately closed his mouth because one of the puppies got close to licking his open mouth and Desmond didn’t want any of that.

“Desmond, meet your baby brothers.” Rebecca cooed, “Altaïr, Ezio, Connor, Edward-”

Desmond blinked at the familiar names.

That…

That was just a coincidence, right???

(the puppies were rescued by an Assassin who had been given the mission to burn down an Abstergo laboratory and they were being used as experiments. He didn’t know what else to do with the puppies so he called Shaun and Rebecca and they just… adopted the puppies.)

[missbenzayb]

Meeting the King of the Rooks in the Land of Dafarnau (Thanking scifibeatlesgleekda in IG for this X3) Apparently both Desmond aren't happy to see the king himself~

[deadlysequence]

Laughing and loving, and with Desmond the corgi!

[r2y9s]

Not funny, universe. Not funny at all.

A redraw of a piece I did 1 year ago.