#corche

[ancient-art-of-craft]

Knitting is so wild. You could be scrolling on Ravelry and see the most ethereal, gorgeous, stunning, wispy sweater and fall in love. It's crafted from spidersilk and magic. The pattern costs $7 and the yarn $48 but it's all so worth it.

And then someone else decided to make a Leia wig. It's acrylic. The pattern is free.

[bbgoffic]

To write science (fan)fiction is to be haunted by the etymology of every word ever.

[literallynothoughts]

heyy so i have TWO extra tickets for TIT in tysons, va on november 11th. they’re TWO seats next to each other in CORCH, Row R, Seat 116 - 117 in capital one hall. my friends and i messed up on who was buying tickets lol so now we have two extra. I got them for $75 a piece so it would be $150 total. the only things is ticketmaster isnt allowing transfers (at least right now i think) so i would not be able to get you the physical ticket until (as of my knowledge) november 8th, but as soon as i can sent it over i will! message me if interested!!!

[goldenpinof]

Terrible Influence Tour: Canada & USA leg

12.11.2024, Tysons

Capital One Hall

Capacity: 1 600 (we have ~1 478)*

Start: 20:00

General promoter: AEG Presents

As of the morning 12.11.2024, tickets are still available on Ticketmaster

Our seating plan (1 561 seats):

Available seats as of 12.11.2024:

Some prices:

Screenshots from 12.07.2024 (the 1st sale day):

*Wasn't on sale:

2 seats in Section LORCH Row X;

12 seats in Boxes (only 4 were on sale);

12 seats in Section CBAL1 Row D;

18 seats in Section CORCH Row R;

19 seats combined in Section CORCH Rows V and W;

18 seats combined in Sections RBAL2 and LBAL2 Row A;

2 seats combined in Row AA Sections RBAL2 and LBAL2.

Overall, at least 83 seats. Therefore, 1 561 - 83 = 1 478 seats (probably less).

10 seats in Section CBAL2 Row G were put on sale on the day of the show.

[444names]

ok since you suggested in pinneddddd….warrior cats names but using plants native to england. if that’s a little too much then just warrior cats names!! thank u so much 444 yiure awesome :)))))

Names generated from Warrior Cats character names and common flowers and herbs

Acateface Acoragonia Aldendrop Alderhear Aldustpaw Allowferria Alonpaw Amarminter Anetooth Appercy Artemkit Asted Aveheart...

Bacca Bacorage Badge Beetfury Beetleap Beetpaw Berrisker Besightclaw Bircheyes Birchilip Birchkit Birdstar Blace Blackenfoot Blaze Blest Blossfire Blosshell Blossop Boulderkit Brackclaw Bracter Bractered Brambleek Brambroom Brance Breed Breeneather Breenose Brigoldo Brindleaf Bring Brise Bristlestar Broketoot Broomkit Broot Brostystar Brushpelt Bubblefrose Bubblestar Bumblekit Bumblestar Burryfall Buttens Butter Cametalnose Captail Captoot Caright Casperick Catay Celeap Chalftail Chareface Cheddark Cherb Chestar Cilangle Cinderflow Cindle Cindlewing Cindstar Cloverheart Clovewing Corch Coria Corningnose Costar Cresight Crockface Crook Crowanbeam Cudweedclaw Curry Curryfall Dahlight Dance Danfling Dapple Darheart Dashheart Dawnbria Dawnclaw Dawnstem Dawnypelt Deadowstar Dieseed Dieselwing Dillower Doespots Doesprind Domint Domisia Dover Downpelt Drife Eaglewhite Elderhear Errowlnose Erryfeather Eucal Eyestar Falconeye Fallis Fallow Fawnclaw Fawnsta Fawnstar Fawnyfur Feath Feathear Featheart Fenugree Fenugreed Ferrynoses Fidge Fierch Filot Fincess Firchkit Fireflower Firestripe Fishaded Flasha Flepaw Flossomkit Flowstar Flurrelight Fluttedpelt Flyingstar Footh Foothpelt Forgetmeg Fritzi Frose Frostc Frostmastic Fuzzle Galame Gerrel Glovage Golderkit Golderpelt Goldo Goosepaw Grasc Grassheepaw Gravens Greena Gremleap Growfern Gullstart Haibasilt Harefeather Harepowdrop Hares Haresspeck Harleafpool Harpelt Harrowler Hatchfoot Hatter Herrytainch Hicorick Hilip Hilipclaw Hollower Hopperkit Hoppyclaw Hosong Huacacia Hundleclaw Husserclaw Hydrage Hyssumace Iceclaw Impather Irisrook Jacqueak Jacquestep Jasmint Jaspercy Jaycloudy Jessaracter Jestar Jonquinch Jumpes Junia Juniaale Junip Junipe Junipkinks Kestar Lamelody Lametail Larcissus Laven Lavenpelt Leavystar Lemong Lemongbird Lemonkshorn Lestnut Licah Licherb Light Lilackclaw Lilax Lilot Lilyweed Lionstrike Littlepaw Lizzle Lobelic Lupines Maggotted Magnose Malame Maplefrostc Maplet Mapletsy Marling Melight Midges Midgetream Mintfang Minth Mistclaw Mistep Mistle Mistlebalm Mitterfoot Mittle Month Moonflowhen Morntail Mossleed Mossomheart Mossop Mossper Mossy Mouncetail Mousefoot Mousewinder Mudpuddyher Needfeather Nettlefore Nettlekit Nettletsy Newinderkit Newtspelt Nighthervil Nightwise Oakle Oatchkit Oatfury Oleaf Oliverb Olivystrel Onefoot Onewistle Owleryllium Owlwhistc Packenpaw Pagestar Palerystep Panderfoots Parabbits Pashfoot Pashheart Pashpaw Patchen Patchfoots Pation Pebblekit Pebblestar Petail Petailkweed Petuft Petvine Pigeonyclaw Piger Pingpelt Pinkfur Pipsquestar Pipsquirrel Plumstorm Poleshives Pricepaw Priketail Prind Puddleclaw Quail Quickory Quirrel Rabacca Rabbite Ragon Ratchfoot Rattailher Redclark Redtoot Reech Reeneyfur Reeze Ridger Riper Risinghear Riveclaw Rives Robine Robineclaw Rocus Rookeheart Rosia Rowanch Rowpelt Rowtail Runnel Runningpelt Runnings Rushpelt Safoetida Sagestep Salviana Sanderheart Scilacevil Scillkit Scourgetmeg Scowstar Screstone Sedge Seedclaw Seedshine Shadown Shadowpelt Shantherb Sheale Shellium Shellower Shellyflow Shimmerry Shinect Shisker Shnose Shoodsong Shrewfooth Shruster Slashfoot Slashhear Slater Slaters Sleaf Smokedstar Snakestar Snowdropsis Songtail Sorrelt Sorrelwing Spardens Spiderlegs Spiders Spiketoe Spires Splashfoots Splashfur Spotspenfur Spotterstar Spottleclaw Stedpeltail Stoadfoot Stoney Stoneyfur Sunbeamkit Sunflight Sunny Sunnypeach Susantfur Swallower Swallowfur Swiftflower Taracks Tawnstripe Tellfur Testep Thail Therkit Thisker Thispeck Thispelt Thistles Thorntoot Thuntang Tinyclaw Toadfooth Trumpercy Tunipe Turtlestar Twigbram Twing Vanise Vineclaw Violepad Voleap Voleg Volepaw Volet Voletoot Waffron Wavens Waves Whistleaf Whistleclou Whitefur Whitess Whiteth Whitewatep Whitewind Whorning Whorty Willeaf Willower Willweevil Wingo Wooping Wrenfly Wrenfur Yelleap Zackclaw Zinnowy

[ukiyonara]

[2023] Corche - morning-glory & hydrangea

[mycotecture]

the corch

[blackfire-fanfiction]

BUDDYYY I KNOW YOUR SLEEPING BUT AFTER YOU WAKE LOOK AT HIS BIO.

“Master of Stealth: Despite his large size, Slash is very stealthy and is able to hide in the shadows and move through them without being seen or detected. After his defeat at the hands of Raphael, Slash lived in complete anonymity that most of the people who knew him thought he was gone. Moreover, Slash can move freely about New York City while remaining undetected. And thanks to his Ninjutsu skills, Slash is very skilled in the art of stealth, as he was able to swiftly and quietly subdue Donatello without Michelangelo knowing, manipulate, and visibly appear as Leonardo to trick Michelangelo while in the shadows, and then beat him up. Additionally, Slash was able to infiltrate Shredder's lair which is highly secured, with multiple armed foot soldiers, undetected. Slash also managed to spy on the extremely vigilant Tiger Claw and Rahzar, two beings with a keen sense of smell, without them noticing.”’

( https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Spike_(2012_TV_series))

SLAAASHHHHH. FUCKER IS SO BIG AND IT IS CANON THAT HE SO FUCKING SNEAKY. I CAN'T. HIS POWER IS TOO STRONG.  ACTUALLLLY CAN SHOW UP ANYWHERE BEAT YOUR “DID SHIT TO RAPH '' ASS THEN LEAVE AND NO WILL EVER KNOW HE WAS THERE. 

WHAT THE HELL.

IS HE LIQUID??? ODORLESS???

DOES HE CORCH DOWN AND BOOM HE IS GONE??? DOES HE HAVE SNEAK 100??? 

CAN HE TELEPORT BEHIND YOU???

Wtf lmao

How does he do it? I'm genuinely confused he's so big??? And has no training??? This is hilarious but also how

Nice to know the Slash shenanigans are basically canon. He is a turtle of many skills, never underestimate him because he will show up out of nowhere and ruin you without you even knowing he was there

[sir-virtem]

*rise hand*

I generally consider preserved food in pots to chronistic, since before fridge were preserved by covering on fat or by sealling the pot with clay.

It's not okay to give a free-pass the glass jar? like yeah sure glass is expensive and hard to get but bottles with a corch should still be available

(Reposted because someone pointed out that anyone who's unfamiliar with the history of canning would probably interpret "canned food" as meaning food in modern aluminum cans and automatically vote for that one; this option has been rephrased for clarity.)

[the-firebird69]

ITP Glossary - Offense - Inside The Pylon

and he is looking for a simple term a type of catch infoot ball and it is a basket catch and they knew ad now this he says your codes are like this and some use these and he saw a player use code and signals and sying this one na pointing and it i to his corch and you see ok it is not htat tough was in footballheaard coade an such and saw some no memorized some of the coaches singals and you are out of line with your shit

Thor Freya

Olympus

Zues Hera

[wtf-tfw]

i'm creamin' my corn over here, corch

[atlastheatticrat]

Bad marketplace ads are halarious

I used to look at them with mum my favourite one

'brounds corch' meaning brown couch

[444names]

Names generated from female Gaelic forenames, including the letter "H"

Adhbhia Adhbhnaha Aedeimhe Aedinneach Aedymphnag Aeliasha Aibhan Aibhannana Aibhe Aidhe Aidhlin Aidhna Aidymphnair Aigeeneach Ailach Ailailinabh Ailbh Aileabh Ailfhinsea Ailidhna Ailiseamhe Ainceach Aindeligsha Ainseach Airealaibh Airshul Aishoc Aislorchra Aithlin Aithna Aithnacha Aitiashoc Aitlishoc Aleibigh Aliadh Allaghse Allailbhany Allaithna Amhan Amhawn Amhse Aoilbhney Aoimhan Aoimhana Aolideigh Assidhlien...

Ballinnorch Bebhin Bebhinorry Bebighdlinn Bedbhley Beidragh Beigh Beilbh Beilbherna Beilbhinna Binneibh Blidh Bliomh Bliomha Boishane Breabh Breach Breachian Breadbhiada Breadh Breanah Breelbhnean Breenh Breenneach Breevshock Brenh Briadhe Bridhbh Brieadh Briobh Briomha Cahait Caibh Caibhe Cailiomhann Cailiseacht Cailtiadh Cailtiamh Cainteelagh Caislinnach Caislisiomh Caithna Caiveennoch Caoilfhin Caoinnach Caoiriamhia Caoirshock Carah Carailbh Casagh Casanach Casheend Casher Cashul Cathin Ceach Ceacha Ceachann Ceadhliava Ceagh Ceaghaiven Ceallaithna Ceideach Ceilbh Ceith Cerigh Chain Chaithlia Ciamhe Ciasilfhinn Cinnacht Cinnoch Cleadh Cliamach Clidhnag Cligshaiven Cliodhean Clionagh Clislaidh Clodhbhiara Clonseabhe Clonsherigh Cobhann Cobhanna Cobhlife Cochait Colmabh Coragach Coragh Coraibh Corcadh Corcah Corcaidh Corcath Corch Cuachan Cuadhe Cuadhlinog Dealidh Debheasa Debigh Deenh Deilfhiona Deith Deithindan Delashock Dinshoc Dorcadh Dornearah Duigh Duiraibh Dunaha Dunlachan Dymphy Eabhinna Eadhe Eanagh Eibhe Eibhiara Eibhiarnead Eidhleina Eigacht Eigsheas Eimeach Elaibrenh Elaurphy Elbhinna Eliarabhind Elidh Ellagh Emeagh Emmagh Enacht Eridheenn Erneach Ethean Ethin Ethinean Ethla Ethlia Ethne Fiadh Fialisorcah Fineidh Fineireach Finneagh Finsh Fiomha Fiomhseag Fionach Flagh Flaurahann Flodhne Fraishailan Gemmadhbhla Grabh Grashock Greasaghse Heamaen Idhlia Iodeach Irennagh Irshoc Iseach Iseriadh Isormeach Jacha Jachaidh Jessach Jessinshen Kathnach Kathnah Kathne Katriomh Kayleadhbh Kayleibhe Keeridh Keilbeth Keilspethna Kenagh Kenteabhlia Keriosachra Khocht Khock Khona Khonanagh Khonn Khonse Kierriadh Kinah Kinceadhbh Kineach Kineachawny Kineanah Kinoch Kinseachra Kinshoc Kinshorasal Kireach Kirigh Koraha Korriamha Kriobh Krionsheal Laidagh Lailfhin Lairshe Laith Lannoliomha Laurdreach Leath Leidebhan Leidher Lialuilbh Liarridh Lighaitlia Lighan Lighdlinna Liseachiona Lisha Lodagh Lodhbhan Logach Mabhanah Machra Madagh Madbh Madbha Madhbh Madhbhial Madhne Madhnean Maedagh Maedymphna Maeliathe Maelsacht Maevsha Maevshanval Maibhlin Maoish Mathliodel Mathliosa Maurdaibh Maurphy Meabhe Meach Meacha Meagach Meamh Meamha Meashe Medbhnan Megannach Melbhiamad Merraha Mhawnaha Mhawriona Mhiatrineil Mhsean Mhseridheen Moilbhiath Moimhan Moinseabh Moinshawna Moleeoshoc Moligemeath Monach Morah Morch Morchanne Morchawn Moreeoshul Mormeach Morneach Moyreach Muach Muigshaid Muileineach Muilfhia Muinsheid Muiriomh Muirshona Murahannagh Mureach Mureamhin Neachaith Nearashan Nedbha Nevannaha Niadhbhnag Nialuireagh Niamhan Nogachra Noreach Norlach Nuach Nuadh Nuadhna Nuannach Onach Onachannag Oriobha Pathleente Pathna Proiseach Quingach Reacht Readhbh Reeoshora Rhoch Rhock Rhonaidy Rhonora Rhorah Riatriadh Ridhlis Ridhne Robellidh Roimhsea Rosach Roshoch Roshontie Sacht Samaghse Seach Seachra Seacht Seasaoimha Seaseath Seosha Serigh Shailsa Shain Shait Shana Shann Sheadh Sheagh Shean Sheashoc Sheel Sheilsa Sheimh Shery Shley Shlife Shlinn Shoch Shochawrie Shochra Shock Shond Shonoliara Shontigan Shorda Shore Shoren Shorna Sibhan Sibhne Sidhbhain Sidhbhliney Sidhe Sidheeveenn Sidhlishon Sidymphna Sidymphy Silbh Silidher Sineacht Sinnuach Sinoch Sintegha Siobhain Siodh Siodhbh Siomhia Siomhinorna Sionaghse Sioshen Siusach Siusamhainn Siusamhan Siveennocha Slintegacha Sodhlisla Suach Suachany Síleenh Teamh Teganah Tiatreach Tigsha Tigshock Toiltireach Toisha Unach Unaghan

[natjennie]

ok its three am but I wonder what the episode of monster factory and the mbmbam bit that you’re weirdly attached to says about you. like mine is daz in tiger woods golf and dr strings. a weird vibe for sure

[ukiyonara]

[2021] Corche - goddess

[imgonnagetkilledbynutstink]

"All we know is jeans"

"Actually none of that fur is from animals... its all from... mustaches"

"I think her name could just BE Melissa"

"How could you do this to me? I was your loyal apple servant... and you turned me into a danm sword"

"This is my loft, it is also a prison"

"Lets just turn the ethnicities up. He is all ethnicities all at once"

"Its like his mustache has a mustache riding in it like an exo suit"

"A FULL FACE IS JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED. IM DAZ... HOLY CHRIST"

"HES A HUMAN LAVA LAMP"

"I dont wanna smell what ive been doing" "on the coartz... did you say course? On the corch" "on the kornk" "out on the gro- out of the jeolf gortch"

"Did not golf!... failed to golf!"

"We can give this human boy an icecream paint job"

"Im gonna teleport you to the no crime Dairy Queen"

"IM ABOUT TO DAIRY QUEEN THAT THING OUT OF THE FUCKING SKY"

"I feel like this character has changed... now hes not so much a crime stopper as he is a dairy queen salseman"

"YOU THREW OFF THE ANGLE OF MY DANGLE"

"MOVE YOUR GIANT PIZZA ASS"

"We need a name" "how about New America" *names it Good America* "perfect"

"Im gonna put some flames on this ass eyed dog"

"Im the sequal to dogs! I need your eyes, fat slug!"

*gasp* "theres a good boy" "there's my good boy!"

"We're taking a new approach to minions... what if they were horrible and had no eyes... bæñåņã"

"What i like about him most is that hes looking up at god"

"THE LEGS DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO IT"

"Its like you got nipple suspenders"

"I don't think it should tell me if i do or dont eat boy"

"IM GONNA SEND THIS DOG TO SPACE"

"No one should have to behold that" "nooo... not me, not you, not god"

"WAIT CAN WE GET AN IMMEDIATE REPLAY ON THAT CAUSE IM PRETTY SURE HE JUST EXPLODED MY WIFE"

"Heres the shrek sex scene youve always wanted but that dreamworks is too afraid to give you"

"THIS GAME IS GARBAGE FROM A TOILET"

"Oh that scamp... he tried to kill our baby again"

"We can say one of them is Shrek, one of them is Fiona, and one of them is Shrek's brother... Garje"

" did you just say my friend TO-TO-RO??... My dad Totino" "my niece garbanzo"

"Who is pigeon?" "Im sorry, who is pigeon!?" "Who is this???"

" I MISS MY ARM BONES... *misses at frisbee* SHIT... i blame that one on the lack of bones"

"Shes gonna turn that Fresca into biking energy"

"This is inconvenient at bathroom time"

"If you see guy, call the pervert police"

"This is a hot topic toilet mistake"

"It dont know cant" "it simply dont know cant"

"JUSTIN HES PUNCHING ALL MY BLOOD OUT"

"Got to go make my bed and then go do a murder"

"Oh jesus" "oh boysers"

"I heard there was a deempis party going on"

"Now take a look at those peepers and then you tell me..."

"Fast food... you have head... AIRPLANES"

"AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK. CYBER BALKI???"

"Guess what? Ill turn you into a fucking baby if you're not careful"

"No thats the crime frog!"

"Well with every piece of meat that i eat, i dont want to have to stop and be like... did this guy write a book?"

"How many 4 arm woman persons do you know?!"

"STUNK IN BOPX PLEASE... low on nups"

"Can i hit you with Riddle Me Piss?"

"Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one and down did come, hickory dickory dock. What am i?" "A mouse?" "No dumb shit!" "What is it?" "... the guillotine!"

"400 HORSE POWER WOULD DESTROY THE GALAXY"

"Now why would you let us change the fin color? You know what fin is made out of. Its made out of the rest of him"

"right now I'm trying to fucking nose-scope a rhino out of the sky"

"i like that. kind of a hair diaper"

"no Justin, you're not a wrestling fan, not like me, a real wrestling fan- you gotta grab the orb! you have to grab the orb. it's the secret"

"is this what you think of west virginny i-in-ins?"

"are people still sixty nining out there?" "not... legally"

"the gaME CRASHED- TODD DAMMIT"

"that slime burger's in hell, and that's the fucking dalema"

"non negotiable means nothing to you, Griffin, don't act like it does"

Mcelroy quotes

"OH GOD OH FUCK HES GONNA EAT MY BONES" "YOUR TOUCAN BONES"

"Toucan Dan the spooky badooky toucan man"

"Listen kids, people are gonna try to give you guns all the time, but theyre no cool. Listen to Toucan Dan. Chili dogs"

"I wish we had lorenzo music on call" "i think he passed away" "... i wish we had lorenzo music on the planet, then"

"WELCOME TO THE STARSHIP FUTURE TIMES"

"I come for you in the sleeping hours!"

"Is he your son or your husband?" "My sonsband"

"Can i be strong?" "I think you are strong" "no i need to be stronger... like king of the universe strong"

"Gonna put you in this prison toilet... cause thats what you are, you're a stink man" "garbage boy" "garbage boy stink man"

"She looks like a human goldfish"

"No eyelids??? WHY IS THAT AN OPTION!? YOU NEED THOSE"

"Hey whats going on in here??" "NOTHING, TRASH HULK. ME AND METAL HUSBAND ARE COOKING YOU A MEAL WHICH I WILL FEED YOU IN BABY BOTTLE CAUSE YOU. ARE. MAN. BABY"

*types in "pam the existence eater"*

"COME TO ME MY SHAUN-STER"

"HAS ANYONE SEEN MY VERY LITTLE HUSBAND!?"

"Hes not my love child anyways. My love child is like, a can of peas back at home"

"HES LIKE A ROTTISERIE CHICKEN"

"HAVE YOU BEEN TO MY FOREST OF SONS??"

"Did you literally do anything to trigger that?" "I tried to turn everyone into dogs and i get why the game wouldn't like that!"

"HONEY I SHRUNK THE YOU"

*types in "set underwear to no"*

"The force of these things being birthed from my womb is gonna push me through the ceiling"

"HES LIKE A HUMAN BOTTLE OF OLIVE OIL"

"I want his soul in a jar so i can put it on my desk"

"OH... YEAAAAH GHOST DAD"

"My boy Stevo's gonna drink an alligator's weener"

"Please stop throwing me off if tall shit"

"Having been recon- dont- pit- stop- throw- dont- throw- if you- dont- stop- throw-"

"You're on some next level shit. I gotta start throwing my children"

"Great bones, man" "thats a high quality set of bones in that goblin"

"You ready to make some genuine wrestle boys?"

"My perfect baseball son"

"I CAN SEE HIS MOUTHY MOUTH GUMMY WORKS"

"Aw beans, i look like a real goober"

"Thats true... thats a real good point griffin, i guess ive never blamed god for rats before"

"Holy shit... LOOK AT RAT BABY'S MADDEST HOPS"

"I dont knwo what you want me- i goofed up very good"

"This isnt my grandpa's Dark Souls" "no its your grandma's Dark Souls if your grandma is a witch that hangs out behind the Arby's"

"Hey dude? Your desk is pizza. Like, i dont want to tell you how to do your thing... but your desk is pizza"

"That movie is piss... that movie is piss. End of sentence, end of thought"

"It looks like you're falling into a portal that is a man"

"Hey guys, its president Obama. Ive been watching the entire time, and no"

"Thats my hero wood"

"He looks like a skin diaper"

"Like if Bill Nye amd Bill Nye had a baby with a mushroom. What would that look like? And the answer is a sad dinosaur"

"JUSTIN, THE BLOOD DINOSAUR IS BACK"

"I cant believe i have to play this normal!"

".... HOW DID THAT GIVE ME MORE PANTS!?"

"Youve taken me to two sex dungeons amd this is the worst place youve taken me so far! Its full of demons and it crashes my computer!"

"Im gonna get some poppy corn" "no we cannot stay here" "im staying and im getting some fucking poppy corn"

"Tonino's, i was possessed by the bad chair"

"I think these two people are about to have sex- should we go? Should we go? Should we go? Should we go? I just shot myself off the space station"

"I just clicked on your wings and it asked me if i wanted to finger your wings??" "Where are you?" "I think im in hell?"

"Theres so much nudity in Second Life! Its like 🎶everywhere you look there's a breast or three🎶" "🎶on the same person🎶"

"Oh god the anime vagina's back... its right next to a place called Muddy Country"

"I lost what makes the boy mayer a boy mayer... now he just kinda looks like a man mayer"

"I hope thats not disconcerning for them... to see a skateboarding pizza man and a trash boy"

*types into chat "pizza crime is eternal"*

"I just made myself kinda a boy hat?" "Well the good news is, now she has a reason to drink"

"WHATS UP EVERYBODY, I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE"

"I just told them i think its so progressive that they let skateboarders in and they booted me"

" ive made kinda a pizza party prison- like a personal panned pizza party prison?"

"The music is actually so loud im kinda having a panic attack" "to southern country?" "Yeah"

"I simply cant" "you can't?" "Not with the Bart"

"Someone has a sign with trump holding all the chaos emeralds"