#copy that taccom { ask }

[general-kalani]

To whichever muse is most active atm: do you believe in aliens? And if so, do you think they’d ever visit Earth/your home planet?

{ Alan Gunderson } "I'm jus' tryin' t'stay alive here! Fuck no I don't believe in that hocus pocus shit."

{ Philip Blake } "No. I don't... Believe in that. Brian? Probably, he was always the type that liked the idea we weren't alone but me?.. I like the idea of being alone. Means I don't have to worry about everything constantly. Wondering who and who not to trust... So on and so forth."

{ Erik Tan } "No the infection isn't an alien infection please stop coming to me with tha- oh different question... Sorry I hear aliens and I think about the fact I've been bombarded with the idea that this shit is from aliens. Anyway, the answer is no, sorry."

{ John Sinamoi } "Well. I don't know what to believe. But I think the answer is no mate. Just because it's too outlandish... Heh, what a terrible pun."

[general-kalani]

Dep @ Voice: “Voice, please stop. I literally put myself up for it. There’s no need to do this.” ~ @kaiju-crimson-storyandask

"AH-AH! You were blessed by me and I felt you were in trouble and therefore that is null-in-void. We're not doing this talk."

[general-kalani]

I would love to know what John and Jacob's reactions would be to the npcs talking shit about them to Dep or over the radio. I particularly love Eli saying "I wish I could see Jacob's ugly mug when he hears about this" and a girl npc saying how creepy John's smile is. I don't know what you want to do with this, but I felt like sharing lol

"HEY! I'm fucking adorable!.. Not creepy. Get your fucking facts right!"

"Eli fuckin' said that? Eli of the fuckin Whitetails?.. I'm killin' em. Goin' scorched Earth on that fucker. Ain't no one callin' me ugly but me."

[general-kalani]

[COUPLE MORE CUZ WHY NOT 300 The Punisher (2004)]

{ Prompt from here! }

300 never seen | want to see | terrible | boring | okay | good | great | a favorite

Haven't watched it in AGES (once again as a KID) but it's fantastic will absolutely enjoy the fuck out of it forever and ever <3

The Punisher never seen | want to see | terrible | boring | okay | good | great | a favorite

Finally one I haven't actually watched weirdly enough???? I'm sure it's a BANGER of a movie though and absolutely right up my alley so I will find it when I can hehe

[general-kalani]

I just read through your pinned post and I have a couple of questions ;w;

When you say muse and muselist, does this mean the person you're playing as or the person I'm playing as? And what exactly does verse mean?

Also there was a post about RPing and sideblogs - would I just have to send you the name of mine? (Mine's @extrapairofsocks :3)

I'm sorry if these are silly/dumb questions, I get confused a lot😭

IS OK IS OKKK I get confused easily too and you said you were new to the rp scene so here's the basic rundown!!!

The muselist I have is about the characters I write. Vaas, Pagan, Joseph, Andy, they're all people I write and I put them on the muselist so people know when they look through the blog who I write and whether they're interested or not.

Any character (muses) listed on the list are the ones I will write, essentially. It just depends on whether I have the braincells to write them!!

The character wishlist is the ones where I look for characters to play against the ones I write. It's an outdated as hell list though, I'll edit it when I can after doing other stuff lmfao.

AND YES sorry for how confusing that post was (I was super mf tired when I wrote it) but ESSENTIALLY if you have an rp sideblog whenever you like something or send in an ask/starter and you want me to tag that rp sideblog you just have to drop it in somewhere in the ask!

For example;

"The General walked through the forest and spotted Jacob. Crouching down behind a rock, they tried not to be spotted - @general-kalani"

If you got more questions do send them in I can totally go more in depth on things if you need to learn more about things I do not mind at all getting these questions, especially for the new people in the rp side of fandoms <3

[general-kalani]

Joseph, you okay there, buddy?

"What's wrong with my car..."

{ Picture nicked from this video! }

[general-kalani]

"Oh, Joseph.. I could really use some company." [guess]

Groans of agony "leave me ALONEEEEEEE!!!"

[general-kalani]

"Joseph, dear, I've been having dreams about you"

"BEGONE SATAN!!!"

Throws an Eden's Gate cross at Vincent's fucking forehead.

[general-kalani]

"I will get on this Meat Wagon"

Chokes on his fucking whiskey-

[general-kalani]

Bobby do you hate vampires? Is that your deal?

"Fuck them motherfuckers. Course it's part of my deal! Taking out MY fucking client base! They're MY clientele and they're fuckin'. Biting them! Assholes!"

[general-kalani]

Pace holds onto John. They're fine.

"E-Ey!.. I'm alright, look at me in the eyes I'm alright. Promise."

[general-kalani]

Joseph, do your sons get into fights a lot or is it usually just a stand-off?

"... It's usually a one-sided fight. Hermes has telekinesis. So when Ethan gets too rowdy or tries to start a fight Hermes lifts Ethan into the air like some kind of jail. It was amusing the first few times, when it was in private. Now... It's quite embarrassing..."

[general-kalani]

Hermes would like a word with you

"DON'T CARE FUCK OFF HERMES YOU'RE TECHNICALLY YOUNGER THAN ME AND THEREFORE YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"

[general-kalani]

[GO TOBED]

I AM IN BED DUMBASS WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM IN SPACE???

[general-kalani]

The hell kind of family would have Sasquatch as part of it? No human should be that tall and that quiet

"Don't fuckin' know, don't fuckin' care. Also, the name's fuckin' Mickey. So don't you insult my brother in arms like that 'round me fuckface."

[general-kalani]

You're the only person that knows what 'the general speaks' fucking means. I don't think you're equating that normall sex seen as sin is a religious negative and that the community as a whole has been trying to do away with that. I don't think you have the greatest media comprehension tbh.

WOOWEE WELCOME BACK ANON the inbox was getting lonely as fuck without you!

Lets discuss. I said this;

Because people can say "the general speaks" is stolen valor. Which is valid! I've never been military, will never claim to have been so, it's whatever.

I use "the general speaks" as a tag because it's better than "kalani speaks" or another tag for ooc. It's also in my username.

It's not that hard to figure out "the general speaks" is in reference to my username anon. It's okay if you don't have reading comprehension.

Now lets do the other part! My constant reference to Joseph Seed and his view of sin!

Joseph Seed is a fictional character from a game called Far Cry 5.

The reason I use him is because, guess where you are lil buddy boy! A roleplay blog! I muse him!! But oh what's that CARVED into his BACK??? 'Lust'??? Oh and he doesn't want people fucking because he's taking religion AT ITS WORD???

Oh my giddy aunt, sex is sin to him!!!

Last of all, saying I have no media comprehension? Do you know, again, where the fuck you're at?

This is a roleplay, writing, gif making blog.

If anyone had no concept of media comprehension, it would be you.

Bye-bye.